#I blame Greg
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house and wilson are absolutely the type to get married and then divorced 6 months later and then they miss each other and get married again a few weeks later only to get divorced 4 months after that. and this is why house is constantly mocking wilson for always getting divorced because he’s the one divorcing wilson all the time.
like. house talking to a patient one day and being like “you need an oncologist, let me page my ex-husband,” but foreman had already paged wilson a few minutes ago and wilson walks in right as house says that and wilson says “wait, why am i your ex-husband again? we only just got married again last week at the courthouse,” and house turns around and is like “yes, well, you stole the last pb&j sandwich from the fridge this morning and I was saving that. you’ll find my ring on top of a stack of divorce papers on your desk.”
wilson convinces house to shred the divorce papers and put the ring back on his finger later that afternoon after a desperate and frantic quickie in wilson’s office that leaves house breathless and, for the first time in a long time, speechless
#house md#hilson#gregory house#greg house#james wilson#hilsonvignettes#malpractice md#hate crimes md#hopefully this makes sense#if it doesn’t shushhhh blame the migraine#I just can’t stop thinking about the fact these two idiots would get married and divorced every other week#they love each other but this is all part of the game they love to play so much
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I will never recover from the knowledge that thymoma generally has a very high survival rate, and in most cases that it becomes fatal, the patient has unknowingly lived with the cancer for years. There's a chance that Wilson was sick for half the series and didn't even know it.
#I'm just imagining House looking back at the last few years in horror thinking about the possibility that Wilson had been sick all along#I can see it leading to him feeling like all of their memories are tainted#House definitely blames himself as well even though it was never in his control#I can't imagine how much his already extreme self-hatred was amplified#And he probably looked back at all the mistakes he made and all the fights they had and realizing that -#- while they were having all these fights that now seem so trivial that Wilson was probably sick#They wasted all that time unknowingly with Wilsons cancer slowly progressing as they argued and fought#It makes me want to cry#I'm not a doctor and I know this obviously isn't always the case but from what research I've done this seems the be the standard mostly#house md#house#greg house#james wilson#gregory house#hilson#wilson#housemd#favs#favourites
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a quick huddy in The Socratic Method ramble from my rewatch notes from a few months ago because i've been thinking about it;
A lot of huddy, especially early on, is established through these little witty remarks (ie House's comment about Cuddy's clothing choices, Cuddy hits him right back with a joke about his cane). These really showcase their similarities-–and they are similar, in a lot of ways. The way they both desperately desire to be the one in control at any moment, whether it be of the attention in the room, or of the situation at hand. The way they both cannot truly allow others to see them hurt-–physically or emotionally. It’s really great. These things will be played on more intentionally and vividly in later seasons, but it’s a really good foundation.
In regards to the birthday card, I have always viewed it as being a kind of out of character (for this point in their relationship) gesture-–Cuddy’s being a little vulnerable making it-–so when she hears House blow off that sort of gesture (making fun of the idea of Cuddy giving him anything), even if he doesn’t know that she’s actually contemplating making it, she completely shuts it down. Not wanting to make a gesture that she knew (now) that he wouldn’t appreciate. She doesn’t want to be vulnerable if it risks getting any sort of negative reaction, even if it’s something as trivial as this.
I think there's also an argument for it being about having the upper hand, though. Cuddy doesn’t want to be someone House can easily read. Perhaps it got under her skin a bit that House read her that way, or was able to make the assumption. Especially since it’s kind of out of character for the way she’s typically perceived. If she proves him right here, he has more leverage. Something that you never want to give House, if you can prevent it.
#absolutely re:housemdorks rewatch posts#they get me thinking about these earlier episodes#i think this little bit is good enough to post#i've been fascinated with this little moment for the longest time#cuddy throwing out her birthday card to house you will always be famous#to me#anyway it's been a while since i wrote this so if anythings wrong blame past me not current me#house md#house s1 rewatch#greg house#lisa cuddy#huddy#analysis#mine
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am doing an A2 Celrond portrait (like a mockup of an ‘official’ style portrait ygm) and i finally got their faces sketched out today and mr balls just walked by and said “oh elrond kind of looks like gregory peck lmao” and i got annoyed and doubled down and now elrond just straight up looks like gregory peck 😭
#like i literally got up a pic of him (a younger version aka mockigbird era) and used it to make him more greg#sorry to both greg and elrond#blame mr balls#crack but its my life
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My DOAWK dump that I farted out uhhh since July
+ fanfics! You can find them on my ao3:
#you're not going to get like fifty percent of the sketches here#and i dont blame u for that#this is just the beginning. i swear. its just the beginning#I will NOT send the 60+ pages of greg x rowley trad sketches#nor the 15 fanfics that I wrote graphomaniacally#because genuinely that'd be insane#doawk#doawk greg#doawk rowley#greg heffley#rowley jefferson#greg x rowley#growley#mom its my turn to hyperfixate on baby toxic yuri!#i am so sorry my sonic&laserhawk followers. u did not deserve that#/j#diary of a wimpy kid
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greg’s expressions 🥺🥺🥺
#greg my angel#and i’m crying for dharma i feel so bad for her :((((((#and he’s so sad for her 🥺🥺😭😭#and UGH the fact you know he’s blaming himself :((((((((#sobbing#sobbing sobbing sobbing#greg montgomery#dharma and greg#thomas gibson
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on episode two of silicon valley. i hate to say this but its really overwhelming to carnally need this many characters at once
#im sorry women#i might have mono again so. ill blame that#1) i dont have to explain erlich 2) i dont have to explain dinesh 3) i latched onto gilfoyle as roman in party down 4) thomas middleditch#5) jared. jared. jared. jared. jared. jared. jared. jared.#he didnt piss until he had permission. he apologized for sleeping. im sure he had a really normal relationship with galvin belson#hes somewhere among cousin greg alex horne and estellise sidos heurassein#hes. hes. hes. j a r e d#also i may or may not have listened to a specific podfic over 1000 times over the course of the past couple months#which may have impacted me#yes without watching the show shut up. id seen bits and pieces#edit: i think i actually do have to explain erlich. fat stoner with curly hair who i can ignore while i suck his dick. hope this helps!
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hrm. Post-future Steven and Greg heart-to-heart where Greg comes to the realization that the thing he accidentally had in common with his son growing up was a near complete lack of privacy, just in a different way to what he was used to as a kid.
#Greg trying not to let the guilt of that eat him alive because when he starts blaming himself Steven is like#''no no dad it sucked but it wasn't your fault we were just homeless at the time and then the house was so expensive to build already-''#and Greg just grasps him by the shoulders and is like. Son it doesn't matter. Neither of us should have had to live like that#idk i just need them to actually bond over the mutual messed up childhoods that they kept stopping themselves from discussing with each oth
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🗓 Friday, November 29th, 2024
Lewa has not come to work, and there's a windstorm picking up speed. Matau and Gali worry, but there's not much they can do. Lewa wakes up in a void, and a version of himself wearing the stone mask he found appears, calling itself his shadow and taunting him, saying he's Lewa without his need to hide. Krahka, out for her lunchtime hunt, smells Makuta on the wind and follows the scent to find the possessed Lewa. They fight briefly, and Lewa manages to take control long enough to tell her to run when he thinks she's Gali. Knowing she's outmatched, Krahka returns to school and sends Onua and Gali out to find him instead. When they do, they wind up fighting him again, but Lewa manages to get a little control, and with Onua and Gali's help he tears the mask off and is free. Nokama sends all of them home early, and Onua says he'll stay with Lewa so he won't be alone. Lewa is afraid he'll hurt Onua again, but agrees.
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#bionicle#todayposting#november#lewa#onua#gali#matau#krahka#knps#listen. lewa HAS to get possessed or mind controlled or smth in every continuity.#i dont make the rules blame greg
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csi vegas is my new favorite show
#i say that about every show but i mean it this time#i also say that every time BUT LIKE I DO MEAN IT#not to slander criminal minds cause i love that show#but csi is better😔#the writing is just way better#i blame the network and writers for how bad criminal minds is sometimes😭#i’m in love with basically everyone on the team tho#greg sanders is about to become a csi and im gonna cry tears of joy when it happens#i also got a bunch of spoilers for csi which is annoying but u bet ur ass i’m still gonna watch#csi#csi vegas
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I'm such a sucker for Greg being the proactive one. Like Tom looking good and Greg just being hungry about it and grabbing him and kissing him.
Greg just succumbing to his desires and being bold about it. (And Knowing that he can.)
And Tom not being the one chasing his pretty little thing because his pretty little thing wants him. Carnally.
ME TOOOOOO ON GOD DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED on greg being the one initiating touch. even early on when greg touches his shoulder in his apartment and tom says he’ll stay the night, tom blatantly checks him out. it sets tom off!!! and greg being possessive toooooo the still of the sticker scene and that other one at the wake like. hhhhhhhhhhhhh.
yeah like. one of my favourite phrases that i like to think of greg using to say to tom is “so hot ❤️ got me all hot, so hot for you” bc it sounds like the type of thing greg would say, right to the point and unpoetic but damn if it doesn’t get tom off!!! ofc he’d be like. uneducated cur ❤️ but he’s down soooooo bad. s4 is my life mostly bc greg was aaaaaall over tom and flirting with him and coming onto him esp w the strategise in america decides, just. YEAH!!!!!!!
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Seeing steven go off on his dad was..... unexpected. I cant believe it
I would never imagine i'd get to see Steven bash his ad for something he feels affected him, to the point of comparing him to Rose and all the emotional conflict(and resent) that it carries.
I feel really sad thinking that Steven most probably lost a lot of respect for Greg for decisions that he made waaaaay before he was born.
Seeing Steven amazed by the idea that he had family and grandparents makes me believe that he got so caught on the fantasy of a life he feels he could've had that he doesn't listen to Greg complain about how miserable he felt living as Gregory deMayo.
And just watching the episode I wonder if things would've been how Steven wishes they had. I have 2 things to say about this
We saw in the episode that Greg's parents never opened the letters Greg sent them. This could very well mean that, after he ran away and despite his attempts at trying to stay in contact/connected to his parents, they cut him out completely, consciously. The way I see it is that: them choosing to not know about their son's life means by extension that they chose to not know about Steven's existence. So in a way, there's a difference here between what Steven thinks that his life could've been and how it most likely would've had Greg tried to introduce Steven to his parents. I don't think it would've been all love and granny care.
Most importantly, Steven is hurting for a life that he could've had but this is in comparison with the life that he had; you know, as the son of Greg Universe and Rose Quarts aka PD. I think it's safe to assume that Gregory deMayo would've never met Rose Quarts, less have a baby with her. It feels pointless to me that Steven would bash his dad for leaving his life behind because he would not be alive otherwise. It's like if i were to bash my dad for attending the same school as my mom because then they fell in love and had me in result, it doesn't fit the "my life could've been better" idea because i wouldn't even have one
#steven universe#su future#greg universe#mr universe#I can't help but feel that Steven's reaction to his Dad's past life is a little out of character for him.#im sure its not but i just.... never expected to see steven go off on his dad like that#i mean i understand his pain of being in the middle of a life that he doesn't know where it goes because it always revolved around gems#vs having a normal life with normal parents and normal granparents and go to school and have a house (he does)#but.... still one thing is lament the life you didn't get and another is to blame your parents for it#which in this case i dont think greg deserves to be blamed for anything#he chased a life of freedom where he could be whoever he wanted to#not really at Steven's expense
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ok when I think about tomgreg Conceptually, aka two absolute fucking weasels trying to squeeze themselves into positions of power with a crazy toxic power imbalance between them I Get It. however when I See tomgreg it never Hits. not in the fanworks and not in the show (well. in the show they nicely fulfill their role as a comic relief. but not much else is there). a mistery
#you know what? I am gonna blame it on the guy that plays greg#tbh I don't even remember hisname#anyway. if he was a good actor and a good person I would maybe be crazy insane about them too. luckily neither is true so.#thank god I am not a tomgreg
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YES. NAMED GREG. LOOK. LOOK AT GREG ! VERY PRETTY , VERY SILLY.
(insert giant fishbowl LMAO
if bruce was still alive water anon would have put her in a ginormous tank just so jimmy could see her 😭😭
"...Greg. Hello Greg. And ... giant ass fishbowl. Amusing looking fish, I am quite fond of Greg."
#responsibilityhateshim#responsibilitytolerateshim#(😭 kind of endearing tbh shoutout to water anon. MY DEFAULT RESPONSE TO NAMING THINGS IS GREG I CAN'T EVEN BLAME IT)
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Lmaooo
#drama happened at work and now oriana and anisa are angry with me bc they have to dispense while i pick#and im like ????#but it was okay the three wekks that i had to dispense and watch them do nothing ????#WHILE i had my period stsrt every time i had stress ????#LMAOOO#everyone back there is like 'why do we have to do this in the rain and greg gets off free'#maybe bc um idk it literally gives me so much anxiety that my fucking body says hey heres some blood and also#i WAS DOING IT IN THE SNOW BITCH#god im so fed up#AND THEN AS IM WRITING THIS BRIE COMES UP TO ME#AND SAYS DID U READ MY MESSAGES I SENT LAST NIGHT#I SAY NO#AND SHE SAYS WELL U SHOULD BC I GAVE YOU THE BRUTAL TRUTH#AND I WAS LIKE UH UH#no#and i went off on her#bc she was blaming me for leading him kn#i said NOPE#IM THE ONE WHO KEEPS TELLING THEM I DONT LIKE HIM#AND THEY ARE GIVING HIM HOPE#IM NOT DOING SHIT#ONLY THING I SAID TO THEM THAT ENCOURAGED ANYTHING WAS CALLING HIM CUTE#AND I HUGHED HIM ONCE#AND I GOT HIM VALENTINES STUFF BECAUSE HE BOUGHT ME SHIT FORST AND I DIDNT WANT TO SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE#Im just#ugh#i probably lost literally all my friends today :)#its okay#ill be okay#mine
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I took my meds yesterday what did I do to deserve this
#i am numb and tired and for some reason really wanna get drunk#im gonna need to go back to therapy cuz this is getting ridiculous#anyway i blame greg that guy i met once at the gas station
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