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on episode two of silicon valley. i hate to say this but its really overwhelming to carnally need this many characters at once
#im sorry women#i might have mono again so. ill blame that#1) i dont have to explain erlich 2) i dont have to explain dinesh 3) i latched onto gilfoyle as roman in party down 4) thomas middleditch#5) jared. jared. jared. jared. jared. jared. jared. jared.#he didnt piss until he had permission. he apologized for sleeping. im sure he had a really normal relationship with galvin belson#hes somewhere among cousin greg alex horne and estellise sidos heurassein#hes. hes. hes. j a r e d#also i may or may not have listened to a specific podfic over 1000 times over the course of the past couple months#which may have impacted me#yes without watching the show shut up. id seen bits and pieces#edit: i think i actually do have to explain erlich. fat stoner with curly hair who i can ignore while i suck his dick. hope this helps!
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Respectfully?

SOBBING 🥹
#AND HE'S HAPPY BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS STILL LOVE HIM AND WANT TO HELP EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING LIKE HE WAS AFRAID OF#I STG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE SAY THE J-SQUAD AREN'T HIS FRIENDS THEY'RE JUST FOLLOWERS EVER AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU ALL 😭#SURE HE'S IDOLIZED AND RELIED ON AND LOOKED UP TO AND IT CAN BE A PROBLEM SOMETIMES BUT DAMMIT THEY'RE B E S T F R I E N D S#AND THEY L O V E E A C H O T H E R#JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ALL PERFECT FRIENDS TO EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT REALLY FRIENDS#THEY'RE ACTUALLY SUCH A REALISTIC GROUP DYNAMIC BECAUSE THEY'RE SHITTY TO EACH OTHER SOMETIMES LOOK IT HAPPENS ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE#THAT YOUNG T R U S T ME#ALSO MOST IF NOT ALL OF THESE KIDS HAVE REALLY NEVER HAD GENUINE FRIENDS BEFORE IF ANY AT ALL SO LIKE LISTEN IT'S THEIR FIRST TIME 😭#AAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#abby rewatches yugioh gx#yugioh#yugioh gx#jaden yuki#judai yuki#I will defend the j-squad to my last dying breath
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bode's love language is towering over u — and getting u anything from the top shelf, picking u up with only one arm like u weigh less than 1lb, making u amazing home-cooked meals bc he's absolutely Husband Material, and being great with kids — be it his own cute lil kid, the future kids u have with him, or the children he teaches bc he's a school teacher :-)
#( . am emotional thinking about how this massive 6'5" dorito-shaped man was once a school teacher in canon#( . soft eyes‚ soft voice‚ and even softer smile#( . ugh i love him so much he's so prECIOUS. HE JUST NEEDED A CHANCE TO SHOW IT.#˒*:・゚・ ( ooc ) *・゚⨯ ⎸ 𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝙽𝙾 𝙹𝙴𝙳𝙸‚ 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝙴𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙴.#( . wow not me feeling unhinged thinking about the wasted potential that is the game j e d i s u r v i v o r#( . anyway i've been so fucking busy and i have more doc appts to deal with tomorrow so 😩😔#˒*:・゚・ ( tbd ) *・゚⨯ ⎸ 𝙸 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝚁𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶.#˒*:・゚・ ( musings ) *・゚⨯ ⎸ 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙸𝚂𝙴 𝙼𝙴: 𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙸𝚂𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶.#cw: medical
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the fact that eve would be canonically older than most if - not all of the goetia family is wild.
#✾ ⎰ ❛ apples peaches pears . ❜ ⧸ ⊰ out of char ⊱#// for helluva boss in how they seemingly doing ages and everything#// paimon would be the only one i'd question#// with what i know of the ars goetia and trying to wrap my mind around the ages for adam lilith and eve#// meh br a i n#// and when i mean older i mean O L D E R#// cause like isn't stolas for some reason 36 or something?? xD MY ASS THOUGHT HE WAS 3000+ OR SOME SHIT BEFORE I HEARD THAT#// i learned about solomon and the stuff surrounding ars goetia ( fgo brain go brr ) so my brain refuses to believe these guys are so young#// and idk if earth just moves faster in years or whatever#that might work but imma assuming the show itself might not be doing that since blitz goes to the human realm often and we have the agents#// and everything there as well soooo y e a h either way canon wise yes but lore wise questionable#// j ust sayin' while i think eve adam and lilith would be older i think it shouldnt be by OVER 6000+ YEARS BC#// like the SINS have to be older yeah? imma place them like with lucifer or something with ages for show lore#anyway i should sleep
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Been thinking about that interview where they said most Links in LoZ probably weren't actually named Link. While I don't usually subscribe to that idea, I was recently reminded that I used to name Twilight Princess Link "Farren" when prompted 'cause I liked how it sounded and only retroactively realized it sounded close to "Faron". It's just clicked for me that, since I ADORE the idea of Rusl finding Link lost in the woods as a toddler, TP Link (at least the game version of him) was probably found IN Faron Woods, so now I have a new headcanon for the "Not Actually Named Link" 'verse that Rusl named him after where he was found, just slightly different so as not to insult the Light Spirit (Not that i think Faron WOULD have been, since that toddler's a future hero and all, but it’s best to be cautious about these things. I am also now realizing that this might have actually been a point in gaining Faron's favor, which later manifested as having the monkeys in the forest temple be extra friendly towards the guy who freed them. And maybe also part of why animals in general adore him. Hmmmmmmm....).
I also realize this is a headcanon very specific to *me*, but I might roll with it anyway cause it just. Fits weirdly well?? Idk.
#Hero's Shade in the background rolling his eye about the Light Spirit getting a swell head about the whole thing#'He's a WOLF not a MONKEY'#'Y O U R E J U S T M A D H E I S N T N A M E D A F T E R Y O U.'#'Shut it.'#Ordona's the one who actually gets to look after the kid and ends up the favorite anyway because goat#what WOULD the Hero of Time's other name be? would it have been Link anyway because of the Deku Tree Knowing Things™?#questions for later
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@arobarbie so funny thing i still havent seen eternals—
#i wanna see saltb/urn tho#everything ive heard abt it is so unhinged and doesnt sound like they correlate at all and im just like 👀#also tho i have never seen a movie j/acob e/lordi’s in so idk its lrolly a good idea to see at least one#wild thing is i was so excited abt eternals and like r/ichard and s/alma and stuff and then i#never bought a ticket to gonsee it— which means i never went to see it bc if indont pay to i wont do it#the adhd is strong and ruining my movie ability#i think the movie i saw… barry? in tho was like#wait was it even him that might have veen p/aul d/ano#he was like in love w d/aniel r/adcliffe…’s body#no i think thats p/aul d/ano#i may simply not know men
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@mastcrmarksman sent: ❝ Alright boys, we have a mission today. ❞ he says holding the bowls to Leftovers and Lucky in his hand to hold both of the animals attention. ❝ We're going to unpack the rest of Jessica's boxes. That sound okay, Colonel Lucky, Lieutenant Leftovers? ❞ Neither of the animals look enthusiastic about this. ❝ Neither of you? I'm alone in this? ❞ // unprompted !
Arms crossed as she leans against the doorframe, silently watching the scene before her unfold. Clint's seemingly genuine indignance over their pets refusing to help sends a few giggles stumbling from his amused girlfriend. He's so SILLY.
And she can't help but love him so INSANELY much for it.
❝ Ah, ya see, where you're going wrong is you're not offering them PIZZA instead afterwards. ❞ Their canine child glances her way at the mention of it ⸺ probably given the fact that word is occasionally part of his name. And, even though he's quick to refocus on his dad holding his food bowl hostage above his head, Jess uses it as proof of her point anyway. ❝ See ? Lucky's already twice as keen. ❞
Crossing into the room, she reaches out for Clint's face, smushing it between her hands before staining his cheek red with her KISS. ❝ Thank you ⸺ and the boys ⸺ for unpacking. These should be the last three boxes. ❞ Not like she had many in the first place, but it was an arduous task regardless of size.
Shifting to wrap her arms around his shoulders, Jess keeps her upper half away from him ⸺ just enough so she can flutter her eyelashes, loving gaze trained on Clint through them. ❝ However could I thank you for taking on such an ASSIGNMENT ? ❞
#COLONEL LUCKY#*LIEUTENANT LEFTOVERS*#he's being such a Pet Dad:tm: rn#jess loves it#the pizza offer as a reward afterwards is actually for clint#(and for herself lbrh)#( i n b o x . )#( v. t h e f r i e n d g i r l . )#( j e s s i c a & c l i n t // m a s t c r m a r k s m a n . )#mastcrmarksman
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DC ✢ When he realised he loved you
Characters: Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian and Clark.
B R U C E⠀W A Y N E
The moment had been a quiet revelation, in a silence so profound it frightened him. The kind of silence that followed the first crack of thunder, one moment loud and undeniable, the next building with tension, waiting for it to strike again.
You were sitting in the library of the manor, an arcane book resting open upon your lap, the fire crackling softly behind you. He had just returned from patrol — broken, bloodied, and defeated.
You looked up, eyes wide, alarmed at his state and asked, ‘Bruce?’ You had spoken as if he were not the Batman, not an emblem of vengeance and grit, but a man, just a man, whose hurt mattered.
Something in him gave out. Not in an ostentatious, cinematic collapse, but in the subtle yielding of defences too long held taut. His mind, a fortress of rationale and boundaries, fell silent.
She sees me, for all I am, it whispered. And yet she stays.
He had not believed in unconditional love since the alleyway. But in that moment, with the stench of blood from his suit and the leaden weight of the city upon his back, he saw love for what it was — not a sanctuary, but a quiet understanding, and a choosing. And she had chosen him.
It terrified him. Because now he had yet another thing to lose, to protect, something that was not abstract. It had a name. A voice. A laugh. It sat in his home and softened his world.
He had never been the same since.
D I C K⠀G R A Y S O N
It crept up on him — not a wave, but rather a tide. Quiet and constant and utterly irreversible.
You had fallen asleep in his bed, still holding a game controller, your brow furrowed even in your unconsciousness. He watched you in the blue glow of the screen and thought, God, I’d die for her.
And then came the laugh — low, bitter, surprised. Because of course he would. He was always ready to die for someone.
But this felt different. This was not a compulsion, a sense of duty. It was not about legacy or guilt. It was about you. And the way your presence grounded the part of him that had always been just suspended above the world, half-grieving, half-trying.
He remembered kissing your forehead before leaving for patrol that night. Slow. Lingering. The kind of kiss that was not about want, but reverence.
That was when he knew.
Love was not a thrill. It was a weight. And he had never wanted anything to anchor him, to tether him to this sphere, more than you.
The realisation made him smile. And then it made him ache.
J A S O N⠀T O D D
Jason felt it like the first rays of sun upon his back after a piercing winter, it flooded his system, warm and compelling. It struck him all of a sudden — new, unfamiliar, and… unwelcome. He did not want it. He had not asked for it.
You were brushing your teeth, half-asleep, wearing one of his old shirts, humming a song under your breath as though nothing was wrong in the world, as though it were not in a state of disrepair just beyond the window. And while watching you, he could believe it for a moment too.
Jason stood in the doorway, paralysed. Because he had seen too much tragedy, too much carnage. He could hardly believe that a quiet instant of peace, like this, could even exist, let alone in his reality.
His first instinct was to run. Not literally — he could never leave you. But to emotionally retreat, to steel himself for the moment this fleeting softness was stolen from him.
But you looked at him. Just looked — toothpaste foam and all — with a kind of amused concern, and asked, ‘You okay?’
After everything he had been through. He was not sure he had ever been less okay.
He loved you. He loved you with a passion that made him feel unworthy, as if he had tainted something holy.
A voice in him protested — said it was weakness. Said this would end in catastrophe. But he ignored it, just this once. He stepped forward and kissed your temple.
‘Yeah,’ he said. ‘Just tired.’ But he was not. This was a lie. His mind was reeling.
He did not sleep that night. He lay awake memorising your breathing.
T I M⠀D R A K E
It was a question you asked that did it. Something ordinary, like, ‘Did you eat today?’
Tim wanted to laugh because it was such a cliché, wasn’t it? But clichés exist because they are true. No one ever asked him that, not like you had, not like it genuinely mattered.
Then you brought him a coffee, one of those orders so tailored it was essentially an identity. You did not need to ask what he wanted. You simply knew.
He blinked down at the cup, then at you, and suddenly the task he was completing meant nothing.
He felt the world tilt. Quietly. Like the axis of his orbit had shifted. And it had.
Love, to Tim, had always been a puzzle he did not have time to solve. A thing for normal people, with normal lives, for people who lacked the responsibility he had garnered.
But there it was — simple, unassuming and irreversible.
He did not tell you. Not for a long time.
But he began cataloguing what made you smile. The way your face changed after a laugh, crinkled and carefree. He noticed the way your eyes sparkled just a little brighter when you spoke of things that made you passionate, and how the corners of your lips turned up when you were lost in a quiet thought.
This love became his sustenance, it was the first time in years he feared forgetting something.
D A M I A N⠀W A Y N E (Aged up as Batman)
It had infuriated him. The sheer idiocy of it.
Love was chemical, juvenile, a distraction. Or so he had been taught. So he had believed.
And yet there he stood — across from you in the garden, where you were speaking to a stray dog as if it were royalty, and something in his chest pulled.
At first, he mistook it for contempt — annoyance at your softness in a moment where he was attempting to be serious. But then you looked up, grinned, and said, ‘I think she likes me.’
And the words caught in his throat. Not because he did not believe them, but because he liked you. Against every grain of his upbringing.
He wanted to scold you, retreat, build walls. But instead, he asked the dog’s name, eying the tag.
That was the beginning. The fracture.
He loved you. In an old, mythic sense. In the way poets spoke of their love — fierce, unyielding, as though it could bend the very fabric of time.
And that it did, time slowed every time you entered his concentration.
He began to dream of futures — a concept once as foreign to him as mercy.
He has not told you. But he will. In his own time. For now, he will continue to relish in it, and continue in this alluring descent.
C L A R K⠀K E N T
He did not realise. Not at first. Because what he felt for you was too immense, too intrinsic, to label with as small as a word as love.
It was not until you fell asleep in his arms, mumbling about a stressful day, completely unaware of the god you were held by, that it hit him.
You did not see him as Superman. You saw him as Clark Kent. You simply saw him. The man. His hope. His grief.
And he realised then — you are his tether.
He thought of Krypton. Of its loss. Of the gaping emptiness it had left as soon as he had learnt of it. And for the first time in years, he did not feel hollow. He felt… full. He realised, that the planet could never have been home to him like she was.
You snored softly. He laughed. Then cried.
Love, he realised, was not loud. It was simply your hand over his heart. It was your laughter in the next room. It was your body next to his.
He had not fallen in love. He had found it, unexpected and irrevocable, and for all the power he had been bestowed, this force had left him helpless to resist.
And now he guards it with everything he is. Because you are not just his world.
You are his home.
If you're interested, I've since posted a follow-up called 'When he admitted he loved you' linked, here. Every comment and piece of advice is welcomed and appreciated <3
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if you didnt yet can you do thanos nsfw alphabet please..
yesss>_
Thanos NSFW alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He goes straight to sleep next to you, leaving you in there in a mess filled with a mix of your cum and his, but as soon as he wakes up he cleans you up trust
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite body part about you is your tummy, he doesn’t care if your insecure abt it he just likes to lay on it and touch it randomly, he also likes to press down on it too feel how deep he is
His favorite body apart about him is his dick, straight up
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to make a huge mess with his cum, if you aren’t on the pill he would cum everywhere, your face. your tummy, chest, ass, LEGS.
But if you aren’t on the pill he’s cumming deep inside you he’s taking advantage of the pill
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His dirty secret is sharing your nudes with Nam-gyu..not in a weird way just in a “bro look at my girl”
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s experienced. He knows exactly what to do
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary: he likes seeing your reaction and the way your eyes roll back
Doggystyle: he loves to see how your ass jiggles each thrust he takes
Cowgirl; to see your boobs bounce
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
A bit goofy, he makes jokes every now and than
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He doesn’t really shave that much but he obviously won’t let it get TOO hairy.. but other than he shaves it so it doesn’t ruin the mood
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He’s gets into the moment and starts roaming his hands around your body like he’s some virgin
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Maybe every few weeks, he does jerk off to your nudes or sex tapes that yall make
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
hair pulling, degrading, spanking
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
All over the house
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
you wearing skirts, dirty talk, teasing, dirty talking thru the phone
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
wax, fire, ice. or gun play
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He doesn’t really care, sex is sex, but he does eat you out so i’ll say giving
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
You will never catch this man going soft and slow. If you’re gonna have sex with him prepare to get fucked real bad.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He is down for quickies, i’ll say probably a bit often he does quickies with you
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He will take risk, sometimes he even likes to test how loud you’ll go in public or infront of someone
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last about 7 rounds at most. He goes so feral during sex he doesn’t want to stop
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No toys
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He teases A LOT but mainly when your getting punished
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
low pants, groans and growls, maybe even soft whimpers
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He forces you to watch him jerk off infront of you
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
6 inches, 7 when hard
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
VERY high.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards
the moment he pulls out.
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" Welcome back to Night Raven College's 'Ghostly Gossip'! The school's unofficial main online source for the latest news, articles and trending topics circulating around campus! "
"Prepare for trouble and make it double. No, really, the twins are some nightmarish business assistants. I wish I could have them on my team too..."
Navigation:
R. Rosehearts ▪︎ T. Clover ▪︎ C. Diamond ▪︎ A. Trappola ▪︎ D. Spade ▪︎ L. Kingscholar ▪︎ R. Bucchi ▪︎ J. Howl ▪︎ A. Ashengrotto ▪︎ J. Leech ▪︎ F. Leech ▪︎ K. Al Asim ▪︎ J. Viper ▪︎ V. Schoenheit ▪︎ R. Hunt ▪︎ E. Felmier ▪︎ I. Shroud ▪︎ O. Shroud ▪︎ M. Draconia ▪︎ L. Vanrouge ▪︎ S. Zigvolt ▪︎ Silver
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And the electrified pool incident continues (ik electric eels are of fresh water and not the ocean, but I already drew it. So. I have no canonical explanation for that I did it for the joke)
Taking a second look I'm starting to think their outfits are too simple, but first and foremost I wanted to do something fun for the looks of their primary features. I took inspiration from Luca (probably one of my favorite movies ever so I couldn't help but reference it here too lol) for the eye catching merform designs! Considering they're canonically sea monsters anyway, I didn't want to just insert their og designs here, so in this au they're more like in between their og merforms and human forms, also with their color pallettes are more similar to what flotsam and jetsam looked like in the little mermaid movie imo I wanted them to essentially wear the same thing despite the contrasting personalities, and technically most of the time they're walking around the school they're simultaneously working for Azul, looking for students to make deals with happens in this universe too (fortunately for them and unfortunatelyfor others), so an outfit more inclined to formal would be ideal to cause a good impression on their business, or as good as they can make it anyway. Nobody can contain Floyd though, if he has to wear an uniform he is going to stylize it.
Keeping it short this time, I don't wanna keep it on my drafts to add more notes later and postpone this more than I already have 💀 if I remember more facts about the AU twins I'll share them later!
Also, I was thinking of making a tag for asks related to this AU and I think I'll name it #.phantom asks to follow the AU theme lol but now I have to edit previous asks to insert this tag so wish me luck

#.the ghostly gossip#floyd leech#jade leech#twisted wonderland#twst#twst au#my art#octavinelle#twst fanart
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May I request a NSFW alphabet for our deranged, red ass, momo-eyed princess Mr Scarletta from Homicipher👉👈˃ᴗ˂
MR. SCARLETELLA NSFW ALPHABET
a Mr. Scarletella nsfw alphabet. {an : omg.. why ofc.. hes sooo hot i love him. also funny words >< we need more porn of this man in general, also im working on a hc fic for him~~~~ if nobody will write for him then i will!!! ^•^}
warnings! : stalking, non-conish..? more like dub-con, rough sex, cunnilingus, blowjobs, yandere, blood kink, knife play, hes a kinky mf, abuse play, asphyxiation, afab and amab genitalia described, sadism kink, red. everywhere. miss-use of an umbrella.... looks around nervously
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
it really depends on his mood. USUALLY he is somewhat decent at it. he doesnt really understand the human need for aftercare, so most he will do is probably clean you and cuddle you on certain occasions.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
for him, he likes his hands. and his height, but mainly his hands. {plus you complimented them once, so it made him like them more.}
on YOU, other than your face, definitely your waist and neck. he likes how fragile you are. also he likes YOUR height. small.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
due to his sheer size, he cums a lot. not TOO much, and not as much as the others, but enough to fill you to the brim.
he almost always cums inside, unless its a blowjob. if it is, he likes to pull out and cum on your face or chest. make sure to have your tongue out though.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he really wants to fuck you unconscious. though not really a secret, he makes it obvious.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
you would be his first time, being a ghost and all. but hes a very fast learner so expect him to be a beast in bed {or wherever} once he finds those spots and what turns you on.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
any position that he can choke you in. or shove his fingers in your mouth. he would take another position if you offered though. he just wants you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
even outside of sex, he isn't humorous. hes always serious with that stare that he does {soo sexy.. (´﹃`)}
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
not a lot, but its there. nice red happy trail and hair where it would be normally.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
well he's always romantic. in his own... creepy way. but he does love you. too much. in an obsessive, stalker way. so yes, he is.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he doesn't, nor does he feel the need to, but if he finds YOU touching yourself.. thats a special occasion, he WILL whip it out and start stroking himself then. and only then.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
oh dear.. blood kink, abuse kink, impact kink, vouyerism, asphyxiation, degradation, cnc, etc
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
either his "space" or somewhere random. {he secretly hopes someone will find you}
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
you.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
coprophilia, vomit. thats literally it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
prefers giving. you are his QUEEN. {king if you prefer.} he is a beast with his mouth. he would do anything you ask, much like Mr. Crawling.
he does enjoy receiving though, loves to see you go down on him.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
fast and rough. will only slow down if you BEG him to.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
anything to get you and him off. he does prefer to take his time with you, so usually he will just teleport you somewhere.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
obviously. i mean its Mr. Scarletella that we are talking about. {drools...} he would do anything risky.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
doesnt have stamina, could go for hours honestly. he can cum pretty fast if he wants to, but either way he just wants YOU.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
no he doesnt own any. {unless you count his umbrella... well get to that later..}
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
oh all the time. constantly teasing you and trying to get you horny. if you tease him back then its OVER for you.. good luck walking ><
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
not loud at all, his breath may hitch and he might groan softly every now and then, but he wants to listen to your noises more than anything.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
he will use his umbrella handle as a "dildo" of sorts. wants to watch you attempt to put it in. the end is curved, so its fun to watch you struggle. he will force it if he has to.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
oo,, big boy. hes over 8 feet tall, so its a given. his shaft is around 8-9 inches maybe, a darker tip and maybe 3 inches wide.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
hes only horny if either you are, or if you do something that turns him on.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
doesnt need sleep, he is a ghost. does enjoy watching you sleep. hes weird, per se. will cuddle up to you and get you as close as possible.
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in desperate need of some NSFW dae ho head cannons?? 👀👀
DAE HO — NSFW ALPHABET
A/N: M and X are skipped. Warnings: Smut, P in V, oral, soft!Dae-ho, maybe a little OOC.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
✮ Very doting. Always wants to make sure you are okay. Will wipe you off with a towel and have water on both sides of the bed (he knows how exhausted you are) or will just take a nice long, hot bath with his darling.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
✮ He doesn’t really have a favorite part about you, he just loves you the way you are…BUT…he does like being able to hold and compare your small hands to his large calloused ones.
✮ For him, it’s probably his semi-muscular arms. He loves the way they engulf you as he wraps you in his warm embrace. Truly such a wholesome guy. <3
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
✮ Dae-ho cums a lot. Whether he pulls out or not, it’s everywhere. On the sheets, on you, on him. Even when he releases inside of you, he will watch in awe as it trickles out of your pretty hole.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
✮ He kind of has a breeding kink. He desperately wants to get you knocked up so he can experience having a big family again (like how he grew up with so many older sisters). That and he thinks you would look so pretty pregnant.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
✮ Doesn’t have a lot of experience, but he knows what he’s doing and how to make you feel good. Has had one or two partners before you at max.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
✮ Definitely missionary. What can he say? He’s very Vannilla coded. He loves looking down at your beautiful face as he slowly lumos himself in and out of your hole—Holding your hands as he makes love to you and fucks you silly.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
✮ I can see Dae-ho being a very lighthearted individual during steamy time, making maybe one or two jokes as he fucks you dumb.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they?)
✮ Well groomed, not a lot of hair, but it’s definitely managed well.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
✮ So so so romantic! Will constantly be telling you how beautiful you are as he listens to your wanton moans and suckles on your nipples.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
✮ I honestly don’t see him doing this. Why jerk off when he can just go to you? If you aren’t in the mood though, he will probably just want you close as he does his thing.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
✮ Definitely breeding kink, as mentioned earlier. Dae-ho just wants a big family.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
✮ The bedroom (bed) or the shower.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
✮ Anything that makes you uncomfortable. Dae-ho would be a true gentlemen and is the king of consent. He definitely puts your pleasure above his own.
✮ As for him, Dae-ho doesn’t care for roleplay (why would you want him to be anyone but himself? It will hurt his feelings!) or BDSM. Why would he want to purposefully hurt his partner?
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
✮ Prefers to give. He loves tasting your sweet sweet juices.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
✮ Very slow and sensual. You and Dae-ho don’t fuck. You make love.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
✮ Heavily dislikes them. If you’re going to do it, why not do the full thing?
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
✮ Is willing to do (almost) anything to make you happy.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
✮ 3-4 rounds. This guy was in the marines, of course he has stamina. Although, he will stop if you pass out before he’s done.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
✮ Prefers not to use them on you or himself.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
✮ Will tease you with his fingers and tongue only a little bit. Doesn’t want you to suffer too much while waiting for his cock.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
✮ Can get a little loud. Dae-ho will make little grunts, but every once in a while will let out a wanton moan.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
✮ Would put your pleasure and well-being over his any day.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
✮ Like once every two weeks. He doesn’t want to push you to hard or make you uncomfortable, but does love showing how much he loves you through these ‘activities’.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
✮ Always waits until you are asleep, but after that, he is pretty quick to pass out.
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Can you do Ni-ki nsfw alphabet smut? lol 😵💫😵💫



Nsfw alphabet with niki
A-Aftercare: Once you both come down, he wraps you in his arms, pressing soft kisses to your temple and murmuring, “You did so good.” He offers you water, wipes you clean with a warm towel, and tucks you into his chest as you drift off.
B-Blindfold tease: whenever Niki is feeling extra spicy he likes to tie a silk scarf over your eyes so that you can’t see him, every kiss and touch of his fingers,tongue and brush of his dick feels like a surprise
C-Clit worship: he takes his time tracing circles with his tongue on your clit
D-Dirty secret: Niki has a habit of recording after you’ve given him permission only once, he records you when you’re way too deep in pleasure to notice, short clips of your moans or a shadowed video, then later sneaks off to replay them and listens to your moans
E-Edging: he likes to tease you with his fingers or tongue, fingers pumping inside of you then pulls away over and over, making your orgasm much more explosive
F-Face sitting: Niki loves when you sit on his face, he sits you on his face and devours your dripping pussy
G-Grip: niki likes to grip your hips firmly while he fucks you hard and fast
H-Hair pulling: niki tugs your hair back while fucking you from behind so he has better access and can talk dirty to you in your ear
I-Intense eye contact: he likes to make direct eye contact with you while he’s fucking you
J-jerk off: when you guys are away from each other he’ll get hard just thinking about you and he will send you a video of Him jerking off, he moans your name and whispers how much he misses you and loves you “mm- baby I miss you so much” and when he cums it’s gets everywhere all over his hand and his lower stomach even his thighs. He sits there his chest heaving up and down and a groaning
K-kinks: as I said before I think Niki loves face sitting, when you sit on his face his cock twitches as he taste you and hears you moaning above him. Hair pulling is another kink of his what’s sex without pulling hair it’s a habit of his he just has to tig your hair while he fucks you.
Teasing and edging you he finds in bringing you to the edge just to pull away and whisper “not yet”
L-Light bondage:he likes to tie silk scarves over your eyes and around your wrist and his hands are always there to guide you
M-Missionary:his second favorite position (deep and slow):he goes deep and slow his forehead on yours, whispering your name
N-Neck kisses: he nips and kisses at your neck sometimes gentle and soft and sometimes bruising,marking you
O-oral: Niki prefers to receive don’t get me read he loves to give it too but it’s so much better when you give it he loves how messy you are when you suck him off and how you’re spit leaks from your mouth and all over his dick and how you choke and gag around him
P-Praise:Niki praises you because he wants you to know that you’re doing a good job and that you’re making him feel good
Q-Quickies:locked in the bathroom or in the practice room, you bent over and him inside you with your moans muffled by his hand
R-Reverse cowgirl: you ride him facing away ,your hips rolling and giving him the perfect view of your ass and the freedom to pull your hair, he loves to smack your ass while you ride him
S-Sexting:when he misses you he sends you random dick pics and videos to tease you and you always match his freak and go along with it sending him something back
T-Teasing:Niki likes to tease you on purpose especially when he’s performing and when you’re in the crowd he keeps his eyes on you while he dances half of the time and he’ll wink at you. And when you guys are together but in front of his members or in a public place he massages your thigh and squeezes it
U-Unleashed Moans:no holding back your moans fill the room as he fucks you, making him go harder and faster. Niki’s moans are usually quiet but once he’s about to cum he gets louder and sometimes whimpers
V-vibrator:Niki uses this as a punishment when you misbehave he uses your vibrator on you as he fucks you
W-Wet Sounds:his cock slaps against your wetness, the wetness echoes through the room
X-Xrated Dreams:Niki will never admit it but he has wet dreams about you a lot even if you’re sleeping next to him, he unconsciously moans your name and when he wakes up he is rock hard
Y-You First:no matter how horny Niki is he always puts you first, he takes pride in making sure you finish first
Z-Zzz:after you guys finish you fall asleep first during aftercare
A/n:I hope you like it I spent 2 hours on this because my brain wasn’t braining Lmaoooo
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hii
Could you do a odysseus nsfw alphabet too? 👉👈 thank u
in one sitting, by the way.
Odysseus NSFW Alphabet ♡
Template by @/the-coldest-goodbye.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
King of Ithaca and Aftercare. He always has everything you might need prepared before he actually suggests having sex and always makes sure he tends to you afterwards.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His? Probably his arms and chest. He likes feeling your body against his as he embraces you tightly.
Yours? First of all, how dare you expect him to pick favorites??? Your eyes. He could just sit there, looking into them for years. Days, even.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Very thick. Usually takes a solid minute or two with each orgasm just to get it all out.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He cannot keep anything that smells like you on him because he will get hard if he smells it one too many times. It was incredibly embarrassing to explain and he will get all red if you tease him about it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's experienced with you, if it makes sense. You two have learned everything together. He knows your body perfectly.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Anything that means you're close and he gets to look into your eyes is good in his book, but I think his favorite would just be the good old missionary, honestly.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's a mix of both in the most loving, affectionate way. He's not completely serious, but not completely goofy, either. It's like the golden middle.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Pretty well groomed, trimmed relatively often to keep it nice and short for you. Much darker than his actual hair, but not dark enough to be considered black.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
All in. Fully. This man is locked in, focused on you entirely. The world could be on fire, but as long as you want him focused on you, he might as well burn alive just to keep making love to you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He (600) strikes me as one of those men who feels guilty about jacking off because he subconsciously thinks about it as cheating, so I'm gonna say he probably doesn't really do that.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Vanilla motherfucker. I see no kinks in this man. His only kink is his love for his partner.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He's a sap. He loves your wedding bed. There's no better place than your bed.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You exist. That's it. That's all he needs.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Threesomes, cucking, basically anything that involves another person joining. This man is strictly monogamous, you cannot convince him to even consider another person joining you.
Also, anything that means you're in pain or even the slightest bit of discomfort is out. Not ifs or buts, if it can do anything you won't like, he will die before he tries it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Definitely prefers giving. He's decent with it, not some incredible master of the craft, but he'll keep you very satisfied. He doesn't mind receiving, but he'll always insist on returning the favor.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual all the way. And even when he is fast, it's not so much rough as it is just... him being needy when he gets closer to orgasm.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He's not exactly opposed, but he does prefer regular sex. But if this is the best he can get when you two sneak away for a moment, so be it.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Listen. I'm not saying he would do absolutely anything you asked him to aside from the very few things I mentioned in the N section of the alphabet... But he would do absolutely anything you asked him to aside from the very few things I mentioned in the N section of the alphabet.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Solid three to four rounds on a good day, but he usually settles on one or two slower, more loving rounds. Can he last longer? Yeah, absolutely. But he prefers quality over quantity.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I dunno, I don't see it. Maybe a blindfold to make you feel everything stronger, but I feel lik even that would be reaching.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's a service top or a bottom. "I don't tease, I just please" type of guy.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's not very loud during the act itself, he mostly lets out some low grunts and groans. When he cums, however, he lets out a much louder, slightly high pitched moan. It takes you off guard the first time.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
If he was capable of getting pregnant, Telemachus would have a sibling for each year you two are married. Just because he loves you so damn much and he would love to just make an army of mini-you.
I didn't know what to put here so you get mpreg.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF I'M TOO ASEXUAL TO DESCRIBE SO MANY DICKS
Around five and a half inches when hard, relatively thick. Has a mole very close to the tip.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
I mean... The Odyssey says something about how Athena asked Helios to make the night longer for him and Penelope when they re-united, right? So that should answer this one.
... I need to hurry up with my reading list and finally make it through the Odyssey.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Somehow, he's in complete sync with you. The moment you fall asleep, he falls asleep. So it depends on how quickly you fall asleep afterwards.
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