#I don’t ship NaruHina

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

As I now have an influx of Naruto on my dash: a list of pairings I love from the fandom for Naruto.

ShikaNaru: The ‘tired boyfriend and golden retriever himbo boyfriend’ energy is peak

LeeNaru: Fav rare pair. Has awesome: Gym bros who are very emotional and love each other so much and oh god stop kissing on the bench guys energy

ChoujiNaru: Chouji is the guy who likes to feed his boyfriend who has the worst taste in food and gets horrified when the man dumps hotsauce in ice cream

InoNaru: Yeah don’t ask why. I just think they’re cute. Very much: I started dating the town weirdo to piss off my parents but oh god he’s like AMAZING.

ShinoNaru: I have no reason. They’re just cute.

NejiNaru: the traditional Shounen ‘I beat your ass and now we’re in love’ pairing. Mixed with ‘very stylish and put together boyfriend and the boyfriend who sniffs his shirt and goes: eh doesn’t smell that bad’

GaaNaru: both are demon containers. That’s all.

KibaNaru: LISTEN, LISTEN… canine boyfriends. Both with similar energy. That’s all.

As for SasuNaru I actually prefer them as the: we kissed one time years ago and while we’re both 💅 we also know each other to well to date. They’re QPP with Sakura.

[watermelonsloth]

NaruHina Makes Sense for All the Wrong Reasons

A lot of people have said that Naruto and Hinata ending up together doesn’t make any sense and I disagree. It does make sense. It just makes sense because Naruto is a narrative rather than it making sense in-story.

By the time the ships were made canon, it had already been decided that there would be a sequel to focus on the next generation (as far as I’m aware). If SP and SJ wanted to maximize profits, and they did, they needed as many of the coming generation to be related to Naruto’s generation as possible. So, I’m guessing they tried to maximize kids from a variety of relationships.

There were, of course, exceptions, but those exceptions tend to fall under one of two categories: no options that are non lgbt or unproblematic without getting into heavy crack shipping (Gaara, Kakashi, etc.) and not popular enough to make a difference (Shino, TenTen, Kankuro, team taka, etc.). Rock Lee probably adopted Metal to follow in Gai’s footsteps, Kishimoto probably putting the dog boy and cat girl (Kiba and Tamaki) together was funny but Kiba wasn’t popular enough to give a child, and Shikamaru was too popular to pass on making a second Ino-Shika-Cho (with all of them staying separate to maximize kids from different ships). I’m not entirely sure why he chose to put Choji with Karui specifically; maybe he wanted to diversify the cast, maybe he liked Karui’s design, or maybe he wanted one of the rookie nine to get with someone from another village and Karui was the only girl around his age (Kurotsuchi was the exception because she was hinted at becoming Tsuchikage too much to turn back).

So, what does this have to do with Hinata? Everything. Hinata was too popular to leave single and she had options. Or, rather, one option: Naruto. Now if you’ve spent anytime around the Naruto shipping fandom, you know that’s a bold-faced lie. Hinata is commonly shipped with Sasuke, Kiba, and, to a lesser degree, Shino. The only problems: Sasuke and Hinata never interacted in canon and Kishimoto wasn’t quite desperate enough to go with a crackship, and romantic feelings had never been implied between Hinata and her teammates, nor were her teammates popular enough to ignore that fact. Naruto was popular, NaruHina was popular enough, they had a handful of interactions, and Hinata’s character revolved around her feelings for Naruto. NaruHina was the obvious, safest option.

From here, SasuSaku makes sense. Sasuke and Sakura were too popular to remain single, Sakura was more popular than Karin (Sasuke’s only other available straight option that makes any sense), and Sakura’s only non lgbt, unproblematic (sort of) options that made sense were Naruto and Sasuke. Again, safest option.

Of course, mandatory disclaimer, all of this is speculation and isn’t necessarily the whole story. I do think this was at least part of it, but biases, interference from editors/SP/SJ/other people in Kishimoto’s life, building stress, and more could’ve also played a role in why the final ship-related decisions were made. I don’t know enough about Kishimoto or what the situation was production-wise to say for sure. For all I know, he threw darts at a dart board.

In conclusion, Kishimoto should’ve only used crackships, trolling the entire audience and production team, because that would’ve been the funniest option. It’s not like he was planning to write the sequel anyways.

[r0semultiverse]

It’s wild to me that some of you have entire discourse accounts dedicated to shipping hate & over analyzing shipping between the anime, manga, & light novels to the point of making harassment campaigns against the authors/writers of the side stories. Yet y’all don’t send the same hate towards Ikemoto & his highly suspect ass art style with the way he draws some of these kids.

[dobe-and-teme]

the thing about boruto that bothers me so much is not even the fact that they paired ss & nh together (i don’t like the ships, but i don’t hate them to the extent of them ruining the entire series for me) but HOW they did it

if they gave them actual moments, that felt true to their beliefs and character, i would have accepted them (not enjoyed, but accepted it) but it’s so obvious that it’s all just a money grab and that they had to assassinate every single character for it to work and THATS what’s pissing me off

if you have to change a characters entire personality for the ship to be plausible or even work, then that ship shouldn’t have happened at all

[nikki-kitty]

“Why don’t you like sasusaku, and Sakura”?

1: They claim sasuke retusden is canon even though the author of sasuke retusden has said it’s s not canon

2: bash other characters for being a housewife or likes sasuke

3: will attack you, bash you, harass you, and talk shit about you if you criticize or say anything about Sakura

4: would make post to prove that we are wrong and how we shouldn’t hate Sakura

5: would make fake facts and claim it’s canon

6: would say sasusaku was planned from the start even though it wasn’t

7. if you like hinata or tsunade, they will accused you that you only like them for their breasts

8. calls Tsuande, hinata or other characters that has big breasts a slut or whore

9 claim sekibeing arts as canon when sekibeing has said not to and said that will get him in trouble

10: attack sekibeing for drawing Sasuke and boruto and not sasuke with his family

11: you get called a misogyny if you don’t like sakura

12: they freak out and are so sensitive if you dare to call out Sakura gross behavior

13: Will bash and attack others will ships sasuke with someone else, ex: sasunaru, sasuhina, or sasukarin

14: would ship sakura with every male characters and from different anime’s male characters and gets pissed if they see Sasuke shipped with someone else

15: would put the blame on Sasuke or someone else if something bad happens to Sakura

16: claims sakura can beat Madara, Obito, kaguya, Hashirama, Karin, Konan, and other characters who are much stronger than her

17: Has a whole ass fucking problem with her body

18: would compare Sakura to other characters who is nothing like her

19: says naruhina is bad and they needed a movie while sasusaku didn’t, while sasusaku needed two or one novels to prove it. Even though both sasusaku and naruhina are both terrible ships

20: would call out hinata and Karin’s behavior but ignore Sakura behavior towards sasuke

21: would shit on Naruto and say that he is a horrible father but loves Sasuke who doesn’t care about his family

22: attack anyone who has a different opinion

that’s all for now, I will try to get some more of these. Also I’m not saying all sasusaku/sakura fans are like this, I’m saying the ones who acts like this especially on Pinterest and probably twitter, TikTok, and YouTube.

[sasukeless]

Fans that act like sns are downplaying platonic relationships because we ship naruto and sasuke are irritating

lol. most of ppl that say shipping narusasu is downplaying platonic relationships are 99% of the time homophobes or just sasusakus/naruhinas mad ppl don’t like their badly written ships. naruto itself has dozens and dozens of friendships examples and platonic relationships and ik there’s people that multiship but some don’t and view those friendships as they are.

it’s funny also only queer ships get this argument and never straight. why is nejiten such a popular ship despite barely having scenes together yet there’s no one nagging the shippers telling them all the time how wrong they are for turning their friendship into a romance? i wonder

you can not ship narusasu that’s whatever idc but acting like narusasu has not canon backup is just plain denial. they literally parallel canon couples, they have the symbolism, the subtext, the MUTUAL feelings and development from both sides (which certain ships lack), and even actual attraction as well. like ik every queer ships always use this argument but if narusasu was an het ship people wouldn’t deny the romance—OH WAIT that already happened, who else read kishimoto’s mario one shot 🤨 mario and saori never kissed or got together either and yet everyone knows they are a romance.

narusasu is not even a “fujoshis” ships only. general public, dudebros and just casual fans all agreed there’s something in there even if they don’t like it. meanwhile ss and nh fans need to make ten analysis why sasuke and naruto not liking or caring for sakura and hinata Actual doesn’t mean they don’t like or care for them and you have to watch a filler or read novels kishimoto didn’t even write and that contradict each other AND manga canon to understand their relationships. even though you don’t have to do that with other canon couples with less than 10 panels like minakushi, shikatema, dan and tsunade or narusasu

[happypanda101]

Apologies for yet another Naruto rant, I’ve just been overthinking about things lately lol.

The fact that people continue to argue that Sasusaku got no development at all or came out of nowhere honestly boggles my mind? Granted, I know a lot of people watched the anime rather than read the manga. But looking at the manga, it’s made more obvious that Sasuke had a crush or at least had soft spot for Sakura in part 1. Things get more complicated in shippuden, but they are also able to have their moments too.

Now, am I saying it’s the best developed ship ever? Heck no. I, like a lot of people in the fandom, wish they could have gotten more development. Also maybe an explanation as to why they had feelings for each other. A lot of people like to say that Sakura’s love was shallow becasue she only liked him because of his looks, but when you actually look over everything, looks are never mentioned by Sakura at all. She’s either worried about her own or commenting on Sasuke’s skills.

Also, despite what some fans like to say, Sasuke never out right rejected Sakura’s feelings. When he knocks her out and plays the “I have no reason to love her or be loved by her” line, he’s talking to Kakashi. Sasuke is a very traumatized character, he’s not going to openly admit he loves someone.

However, what really has to irrates me is when people try to argue that NaruHina got more development, which like? Bro, a whole ass movie had to be made to get them together. And as much as a soft spot I have for the Last, it wasn’t even that good! They had to bring the space aliens in again! I like NaruHina, but it’s obvious that the simps over at SP had a role to play in why the ship actually became canon.

Anyway, you don’t have to like the pairing. I know I don’t like a few ships that ended up becoming canon. However, it would be nice that whenever a Sasusaku fan tries to explain why they ship them an anti doesn’t comment: “lol Sasuke never liked her he hated her she sucks.” The amount of times I’ve seen these fuckers on a good Sasusaku analysis is tiring.

Just leave people alone. The worlds not gonna end over people shipping a ship you don’t like.

[maoam]

Most people who follow me have probably figured out I’m not a huge shipper, as in I don’t have many ships, and sometimes find a lot of shippers annoying.

And yet, the way people (het shippers) act like fujoshis are mega misogynistic or that misogyny is their trait is so funny and untrue. Sometimes I see fujos say x female character is boring or undeveloped or that the romance between her and male character x is bad, so they don’t care about it. Like okay. Sometimes they ship m/m ship that is also poorly developed or uninteresting so they’re a bit hypocritical but they aren’t as misogynistic as het shippers make them out to be.

Now het shippers themselves on the other hand. You only need to look at sasusaku/narusaku/naruhina/sasukarin, ichiruki/ichime, eremika/erehisu fights and you see some real shocking misogyny. Like all the sexual degrading, misogynist insults, the body comparisons, the comparisons on which one would make a better tradwife, the slut shaming, they have all of that. All the nastiest shit I have seen come from het shippers’ shipping wars.

I’m not saying fujoshis can’t be bad. But it’s so dishonest when het shippers point fingers at them. They are usually worse, and on top of misogyny they are also homophobic.

[hawxrthia]

what is it with people and saying sns is a pseudo-incest ship/proship?

the amount of sasusaku and naruhina fans i’ve seen tell me narusasu is wrong because they’re reincarnations of Indra and Asura genuinely gets on my nerves. while they are reincarnations, that doesn’t automatically mean they consider eachother as brothers. naruto has stated he doesn’t see sasuke as a brother, even if he did when they were children (NO DUH THEYRE GONNA HAVE A BROTHERLY BOND WHEN THEYRE CHILDREN!)

they treat narusasu as a proship because of kishimoto saying they have a brotherly bond. would you say that about any other ship where the characters parallel with naruto and sasuke? (obito and kakashi) i don’t think so. let people ship what they want, because sns makes more sense than whatever ships sasusaku and naruhina have going on

[sinyaru]

Art Raffle! naruto fanfic writers appreciation ! /round14

To note: THIS IS A NARUTO RAFFLE, I will not accept other fandoms

What you have to do to enter this raffle: REBLOG this post and…read the post ? XD You don’t  need to be a follower. (though follows are highly appreciated, of   course! <3) Just, again, please read the whole post. I don’t want people to ask me later to draw things that I’ve said below that I won’t draw.

How will I go about this:

I   will collect all the people who reblogged this post and list them.  Each  of the participants will have a number which will be later drawn  using  random.org

The art I offer for this raffle will be based on  fanfics. Meaning  that the winner gets to pick a story of their own to  which I will draw  fanart of. If said winner does not write, they are  free to pick their  favorite story that is written by a different  person. Even if you do  write, you can still pick a different person’s  story

I know some  fanfic writers out there really appreciate art  being based on their  stories, so I’ve decided to do this little thing!

For  those of you  who neither write nor read, that’s too bad. But I might  sometimes in  the future make a raffle that is not like the ones I’ve  usually held. So  keep your head up~ (yo, seriously, please read the  whole post if you really want to enter this raffle. I will know if you  don’t. *glare*// tag “ficlove” in your tags when reblogging this post so  I know you’ve actually went through w/ reading the post). If you are  one of those people though, but know  someone who writes you can sure  give your winning prize to them. Be  kind, do good.

Please don’t  throw a 100k long fic at me, it will take me forever to read XD but if  that’s just the fic you really want to get art for, go ahead. Just have  in mind I’ll be extremely slow w/ reading it.

Characters I do NOT  want to draw:  Sakura, Sasuke, Orochimaru, anyone from team Taka, Baki,  Tajima,  Butsuma, TenTen, Kinkaku/Ginkaku, Danzo, Hiruzen, characters  from the  Boruto  generation (they’re just characters I have 0 interest in;;  nothing too  personal) ( my commissions are open to these characters  though; haha)

Things I would LOVE to draw (but not limited to) : fluff/romantic stuff <3 , battles! >:O , friendship yay! and of course… smut

some ships I would LOVE  to draw  (but not limited to) : MadaTobi, IzuTobi,   KakaObi, KakaIru,  HashiMada,  MadaObi, ShikaTema, KoteIzu, Itama/Izuna, KakaTenzo,  NaruHina,  SaiIno (list goes from my current hype to lowest hype atm)

one thing I keep forgetting to add on here the previous times:

I  will NOT draw underage; kinks I find unpleasing; ships I find  unpleasing; incest; etc. // if you’re unsure, feel free to ask (you guys  feel free to ship whatever you want, just don’t make me draw it XD)

IT’S ALL ABOUT LOVE

DEADLINE FOR ENTERING THE RAFFLE IS THE 4TH OF APRIL

[uchiha-saradas]

narusasu shippers fr need to keep their shit OFF the sasusaku tag. the show ended YEARS ago and both sasusaku and naruhina are canon ships and ALWAYS WILL BE CANON.

and no, me not shipping narusasu does not make me or others homophobic it just means we don’t like the ship, just like some of y’all don’t like sasusaku or naruhina and that’s fine. not to mention that both naruto and sasuke have referred to each other as brothers/best friends several times and are also the literal reincarnations of brothers.

y’all can ship whoever the fuck you want but QUIT coming after sasusaku and naruhina stans downplaying the ships to try and make yours seem better. y’all are forcing this ship so hard and it’s pathetic honestly.

lastly, toxic narusasu stans will constantly shit on sasusaku or naruhina on both the ship tags and then get mad when we do the same??? y’all are some hypocrites i stg

[rantahead]

Why I Believe BoruSara Won't Happen

No hate, this is just my opinion

In most anime fandom, it’s a thing for people to guess or predict who the mc will end up with, and Boruto is no exception.

Boruto: Naruto Next Generation, now taking on the title of Boruto: Two Blue Vortex, was introduced in chapter 700 of the Naruto manga. After its introduction in the manga and the Boruto the Movie, people speculated that Boruto Uzumaki and Sarada Uchiha would make a cute couple (as an ex-BoruSara shipper, I can confirm), but as the anime was undergoing, people noticed Sarada’s real personality and better people on who Boruto could end up with. There were options like the late Sumire Kakei, Eida, or even Ouga.

But that’s not about them. Now, it’s about why I believe BoruSara won’t happen.

Now, I used to be a BoruSara shipper (mostly ’cause of after the movie). I thought they’d be cute together, but after the anime began, I started to notice how stuck-up and bratty she was, resembling Sakura’s worst traits, uselessness and crybaby at the top. I saw how she belittled Boruto for not being able to keep up with her. 

Then I began thinking, “Would they really make a good couple?” 

Basically, the only reason this couple is the most popular is because of their parents, who were the main characters of Naruto, the generation before them. They had a sibling-like bond and a romantic relationship (SasuNaru, NaruSaku, SasuSaku). Now, while Naruto was still underway, most people believed that Naruto and Sakura would be end game, but Masashi Kishimoto, the writer of the Naruto manga and anime, shocked us all by having Naruto end up with the secondary girl, Hinata Hyuga. 

So, needless to say, Kishi isn’t one to put the obvious ships to happen.

However, most of the fandom disliked Sakura, so they didn’t want Naruto to end up with her, but the only people who did were NaruSaku and Sakura stans, who were loud just like Sakura, and they basically took over the fandom. But once their ship sank, they moved onto the next best thing, BoruSara. 

I’m just rambling at this point, so I’ll begin so I don’t take up most of your time. 

In Boruto the Movie, Sarada and Boruto were seen blushing over little things and wanting to protect each other, even wanting to follow paths like the others’ fathers. Boruto made a vow to protect her when she became Hokage, which Sarada began to blush furiously, making fans speculate that this couple was end game.

But are they really?

1. They have similar personalities:

The Naruto couples usually are yin and yang. Yin means quiet, emotionless, or shy, whereas yang means loud, obnoxious, and easily angered. Now, you could tell that at the very beginning, Boruto was easily ruled as yang, just like his father. He loved to pull pranks and try to get his dad’s attention in the worst of ways. He was always loud, but a loyal friend. Now Sarada, she was not as fast, but was also ruled as yang eventually. She was not as loud as Boruto, but still loud. She’d get riled up whenever Boruto was near, and was mostly always shouting. 

For example, Naruto was yang, Hinata was yin. Sai was yin, Ino was yang. Sasuke was yin, Sakura was yang. 

You see where I’m going with this?

They are many scenes of them fighting.

You don’t see any other canon Naruto/Boruto fighting like this, now, do you? But most people are probably going to say it’s unique and that’s why it’s going to happen. Most people say that BoruSumi is the next NaruHina, but there’s no new NaruHina, no new Naruto and no new Hinata.

2. Blushes:

Sarada has seen to blush multipule times at Boruto, and vice versa. This could be a key point as to BoruSara being end game, or it could be ship bait for another one.

Now, these show that BoruSara just might happen. But then again, NaruSaku reached this level of extreme and look what happened. But I won’t write off these blushes, but Boruto only blushed around her because she got to close, which is normal. Now, Sarada only blushed around him because he vowed to protect her, so it was probably out of embarrassment or gratefulness, doesn’t mean she fell in love with him (btw, am I the only one that thinks she looks ugly when she blushes?). Boruto has been seen blushing around Mitsuki a few times, but that’s because Mitsuki claimed him as his sun and got close.

3. Touch:

Sarada has gotten intimate when touching Boruto (not too much though). And has just touched him when he didn’t want it.

Now, in the second pic (I couldn’t find the English ver.), Boruto did say, “Watch the hands!”, implying that he didn’t like being touched by her. In the second pic, he has shown to make a disgusted face when she placed only a few fingers on his shoulder, not even a full hand.

4. Denied feelings:

Now, Sarada has not shown any romantic feelings towards Boruto, and vice versa. In fact, Sumire Kakei confessed her feelings towards Boruto and Sarada didn’t seem to mind much. 

Sarada even confessed that it doesn’t bother her if other girls like Boruto. Mitsuki has also asked Sarada the same question, assuming she did.

Here, she seemed annoyed at Mitsuki for asking (assuming). Now, Eida, too, asked Sarada the same question the other two did.

Here, Eida assumed that Sarada liked Boruto because they were on the same team and were close. She wanted to know if Sarada could be a potential threat to her and Kawaki’s relationship. Sarada seemed annoyed, but she was also blushing. Now, this blush did not mean her feelings were revealed. It could’ve meant that she had to practice to pretend to be Eida’s captive, because we see Sumire blush, too.

Sumire did blush when asking about why Eida liked Kawaki, but that’s not because she liked Kawaki. She was embarrassed and shy at that moment, knowing she was immune. Sarada could’ve been the same why because we see both girls blushing during the whole conversation.

5. Same team:

People may think this is a winning factor to BoruSara, but in reality, it’s not. Boruto and Sarada are on the same team, only because it’s natural for an Uchiha and Uzumaki to be on the same team. People believe that it’s canon because it somehow resembles SasuSaku (Boruto being Sasuke, Sarada being Sakura). But Kishi hates same team ships. SasuSaku was the only one to become canon, and look how that turned out; a man who left to go get milk and never came back, a obsessive stalker, and a crybaby child. From what Kishi has stated in interviews, SasuSaku is almost close to getting a divorce, and that Sarada is the only thing keeping the ship still going.

If BoruSara became canon and they have a child, the child would be miserable. If Sarada becomes Hokage and Boruto becomes Shadow Hokage, they won’t be around much and the kid would practically raise itself and Kishi cares too much for Boruto to do that to him.

6. Boruto’s eye and Sarada’s MS:

People believe this is also a winning factor to the BoruSara ship, but it’s not. In fact, it’s another con.

Boruto lost his eye to protect Sarada, who was too dumb to activate her Sharingan when Kawaki was walking towards them. Her knees were about to give way and you could tell she was scared, yet she never activated her Sharingan, meaning Boruto had to lose an eye because of her.

7. “He’s like a brother to me”:

A major red flag of BoruSara would be that Sarada confessed that Boruto was like a brother to her.

This means that the ship is basically incest at this point. And to top it off, Naruto and Sasuke are the reincarnations of Asura and Indra, two brothers, so their clans are close, meaning they are distant relatives.

Now, I’m not saying that BoruSara isn’t going to happen. Who knows, maybe Kishi will break everything that’s happened and make them canon, but it’s highly unlikely, especially after Sarada claiming his like a brother. 

But to each their own. We all have our own opinions on ships and our own ships that we like. We can’t force each other to like one ship and hate the other, it’s our own choice. Whether or not you want to ship BoruSara, that’s fine. But these are straight evidence that they’re more like siblings (including the hair styles in Two Blue Vortex).

After all, they’re not the new NaruSaku, SasuSaku, or NaruHina. They’re the new SasuNaru. But if they do become canon, some SasuNaru fans are probably going to say that if Sasuke or Naruto was a girl, then they would’ve been canon. 

But anyway, it’s okay if you like this ship or if you don’t, it doesn’t matter. We all have our own choices.

[watermelonsloth]

I really really don’t get it when shippers tell people who criticize the canon ships “it’s canon, get over it!”

People always have and always will criticize writing decisions. That is literally the entire job of critics. I will always have problems with the female character writing of Naruto, Team Taka getting shafted, Kabuto’s development, Neji’s death, and the Kaguya reveal. I will always have a problem with the “romance” of the canon ships.

[charlie-and-brown]

I chatted with my brother about Naruto. He had followed the anime and manga at that time. And he thinks Naruto’s a little weird.

My brother’s word: “If I am Naruto, who the fxxk Sasuke is? I wouldn’t care about him after he declares he wanted to destroy the village. I am more Kakashi. If you want to stay bro with me and wander around, I wouldn’t follow you or kill you. That’s your life. Who the fxxk do I think I am to tell you what you do? But don’t bring my home into your shit.”

Even as straight as he is, he finds the dynamic of Naruhina and Sasusaku weird. He isn’t opposed to the idea that Naruto and Sasuke remains single and travel the world.

Two guys traveling together as brothers is a common concept in Chinese Martial art novels. Jin Yongs’ are really great. He knows how to write brotherhood without making them gays and how to write good female characters that could move the plots smoothly. His female characters are the best. They have show-comings but all of them are charming in their ways, even villains.

The reason he thinks Naruto wants to be with Hinata is her breast, the same reason with Ichigo in Bleach, which, based on his personal opinion, is legit and reasonable.

In his words, “Guys don’t care that much. You bring me food, clean my house, raise our kids well. You are good. We would protect you, support you and raise our kids.”

Sakura is not bad but he doesn’t think Sasuke likes her. He thinks Sasuke is more a single type, who never marries and he thinks he is too rebellious to obey the whole social system about parents and kids. She would be good fuck buddies because she is too obsessed with him. It wouldn’t waste any efforts. (That’s just so, so, so straight.)

And Danzou is a bitch. A universal idea.

He likes Senju brothers and thinks Madara should be the final villain.

And Kaguya shit is just for money. A universal idea.

As for being fathers, he thinks Naruto is a good father. He brings food to the table, so what is Boruto complaining about? Not enough attentions? Find some books to read or some games to play. Boys should start to find their own habits to focus on at 12.

He thinks Boruto is too old to bitch about his father working all the time and Naruto is a good father to tolerate his shit.

In his words, “find a hobby. That guy is just too bored. Our father would never tolerate this kind of disrespect.”

For Sarada, he directly says Sasuke just isn’t into family. He doesn’t want kids at all. That’s sometimes natural for guys like him.

When guys talk about Naruto, the whole discussion would literally be about who is the strongest and who can beat whom, for an hour. That’s so fun.

And some really, really straight guys could literally read the same stories in completely different ways.

By the way, my brother is never a sexiest. He just talked about his feeling about those ships and the reasons why all of them might align with the reality. I just consider those opinions funny and post his ideas here because those are just too straight. So straight and different to a point that I can’t believe we read the same stuffs. And men should have this right to talk about their ideas about women because we women also have rights to talk about who would be good husband and why. That’s called gender equality.

[worstqueerbaittournament]

Submission message for Naruto and Sasuke: did anyone submit Naruto and Sasuke yet? I feel like they should count

Submission message for Dean: You said destiel was submitted, but can I submit Dean Winchester?

Additional propaganda:

okay so here are some reasons for sasunarusasu (Naruto & Sasuke) and I have the photos as evidence below. I’m pretty sure that they were supposed to be canon (not sure if the sources tho) but lgbtq+ hate at the time didn’t allow it It’s perfection I bet Sasuke has super cold hands and Naruto has warm hands it’s thermal equilibrium It makes more sense compared to naruhina because it was one way love and Hinata literally stalked Naruto and sasusaku because it was one way love and Sasuke has shown more love/ship material towards Naruto than sakura. He (Sasuke) states that he has no reason to love Sakura.  I mean, do we need more explanation they can’t be platonic it’s just the perfect couple and they are together more often than they are with their wives. Opposites attract In the official arts they look like they are going to kiss They do kiss (and Naruto blushes while mentioning it later on ) They are the sun and moon and who doesent ship the sun and the moon (maybe some people don’t buy anyway)

[Dean] literally checks out other men multiple times, he gets flustered when men flirt with him, one of his biggest heroes are a hot male doctor from a soap opera and a wrestle star AND he "jokingly" hits on Cas multiple times!!!!

Even more propaganda and pictures

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What? Wtf is this…. Did this person forgot that itachi has tsukuyomi? I bet Sakura has no chance against itachi. If itachi puts her in a genjutsu then she will probably get out since we were told she was expert at getting out of genjutsu since adulthood or something like that, but if itachi puts her in a tsukyomi then she can possibly die because there’s no way of canceling or break free of it. Plus aren’t the data books not canon??

Also the part “sasuke never loved Sakura” which he did, he never ever loved Sakura nor he was interested in her, he just rejected her lots of times. Also saying “sasuke only apologized to Sakura” in reality he apologized to naruto and Karin as well. also explain to me how can she defeat itachi?? Yes tsunade was able to break a susanoo but it was never stated that if Sakura can break a susanoo, we don’t know if she can break a susanoo and please tell me where the hell is it stated that she surpassed tsunade?? Yes Sakura was able to blitz someone with the mangekou sharingan but that’s because Shin Uchiha is a ex experiments of orochimaru and not very strong as itachi but probably was weak and not a real uchiha. This person also said that naruhina needed a movie. It’s fucking funny how some SasuSaku Stans literally say and make fun of how Naruhina needed a movie for their ship while SasuSaku needed two novels to prove their love while in reality both Naruhina and SasuSaku are terrible and Horrible couples and shouldn’t never exist nor gone canon in the series. I’m literally so done with these types of sakura fans

Reminder: DO NOT ATTACK THIS PERSON THANK YOU