#I forget how I stumbled upon this

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

[mcrunchybones]

something something photography being the art of memory and recording and basil being the photographer something something the way hes always the witness and never the subject and maybe he doesnt think he deserves to be the subject something something taking a photograph being the act of freezing a moment in time forever and basil (and sunny by extension) never being able to grow up and move on from what they witnessed the day mari died

[weak-hero]

When Gault basically said to Morpheus “the fact that you’re my creator doesn’t mean i have to like you let alone love you” followed by “stop projecting your insecurities on me bitch”

[foxstens]

the first time we see kevin practice with his left hand is in the first book...

[skinreflectsthesun]

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[mediocrefruitlover]

i think men who call women whores or sluts should be decapitated they should be buried alive

[fallenangels95]

im known in my friend group for being the girl who hyperfixated on anything by adrianne lenker and one of my best friend was literally living with me at one point cause we're always staying at each other's place and i remember her saying she used to love that song but since i made her go through this she couldnt stand listening to it for a while and its so funny to me cause at the time i had not even realised i was listening to it EVERY DAY, on repeat, for HOURS. i think it happened with half return too like jdjsjsj poor girl i traumatized her fr

anyway. found another adrianne lenker song (ruined) to fixate on hehe

[databent]

i just found our old dms from like april 2019 ths is so funny. i recall i re followed you before after a while and you had no clue who i was but i just found that out of the blue and the account is completely unchanged do you want me to bump it so you can see

AUUEHDJGH ooxusgjs7gsjgh get fucking. old dms jumpscared.. also 2019 ?? four Years ?? TIME IS SO SCARYS. AND EVIL

[volchitsa-of-winterfell]

!!! tagged by @lewisainz and i’m so honored and delighted to be included as a Known Oscar Fan already :’D

shuffle your “on repeat” playlist and list the first ten songs:

“Hold On Tight” — aespa

“The Story of Us” — Taylor Swift

“Stay Away” — Carly Rae Jepsen

“Felt This Way” — Carly Rae Jepsen

“Hello” — Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette

“Free Yourself” — Jessie Ware

“After LIKE” — IVE

“Thirsty” — aespa

“Die 4 Me” — Halsey

“Padam Padam” — Kylie Minogue

gonna keep this one going with other new f1blr buddies and tag @orchestratedemotion, @nosmokewithoutpancakes, and @thetightwhiteshirt! 

[theklaapologist]

People who say that fiction represents reality would have a field trip with me because I was pissing myself when reading the first part of ecstasy but my side-hoes witnessed my weirdos-harassing-my-mutual induced misanthropic spiral and it was not fun

[bitseventimes]

i kinda miss listening to tøp like for sure their music put me in a pretty awful mental state most of the time but there's some absolute bangers in there

[cyrusspam]

Have I ever mentioned how much of a sonic kinnie I am he’s so neurodivergent he’s so mecore

[luminousnotmatter]

🥀😊💍✈️🕊️🍸💠🌅💌💕

🫶🥹

🥀-I love you: My Maddie, I LOVE YOU TOO. To the moon and back a million times ♥️♥️♥️♥️. 😊-I think you’re cute: You, a Supremely Cute Human yourself, think I’M cute?! *blushes forever* 🫣♥️💍-I want to marry you: Shall it be a spring or summer wedding, My Love? 🥰😘, ✈️-I want to travel with you: yesss!! 😍 Let’s do it, where shall we go first?! Can’t wait for you to show me around TN. 🥰 ,🕊- you are lovely: as are you, My Muffin. 😘♥️, 🍸-you are cool: LSKDJDLSK 🫣 not to shatter any illusion, Bestie, but I put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else. And I get embarrassed by my laugh, and I am 87 years old on the inside, and I can’t make change in my head….and the list goes on and on and on. But thank you all the same. ♥️😘, 💠-I want to meet you in person: BABES, ME TOO!!! 😱😍‼️ And I fully believe it’s going to happen. 😉😏 Can’t wait for our in-the-flesh shenanigans to begin!! 😍, 🌅-you brighten my day: My Unicorn you brighten mine right back every single day from sunup to sundown., 💌-you are a dream come true: what an honor, one that I do not take lightly. 🥹😘🫶🏻, 💕-you are beautiful: thank you, Muffin. So are you. 💞💗💞💝

@princessofglitterland

✨send me an emoji!✨

[5uptic]

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[magichats]

completely unrelated thought

I really hope Deltarune gets an Ozma boss just because it'd be deeply funny for a game like Deltarune

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DPXDC prompt. Dead on main. Singer! Phantom x Red Hood!Jason

Laws are easily changed if businessmen smell money.

Paulina and Sam suggest Danny to try to become a singer in order to change society's opinion about ghosts a little. In the end, the otherworldly sound of his voice can at least be used for the benefit of Realms.

And it seems like the Everlasting Trio is really liked by the public. At first they just release a few songs (Exams kill, Battle with myself, What an Autopsy Won't Show, Among the stars). But a mysterious atmosphere mixed with understandable teenage problems begins to take over teens playlists. Their fans want more and more.

So, when under the pressure of the public and profit-hungry bigwigs all bans on the presence of ecto creatures in the United States are lifted, the Trio goes on their first Tour.

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Jason stumbles upon Phantom's songs completely by accident. It was painful to hear them for the first time but at the same time it was as if he could breathe again because he had found someone similar. Someone who understands, and who doesn't judge him for coming back wrong. Jason listens to his voice on repeat and the rage seems to recede and subside. There is sadness of loss and fear in the songs but most of them end bringing some hope and this thought gives Red Hood more strength not to break down for another day. and then another, and another..And one day, the green eyes in the mirror do not scare Jason but shows him that he belonging to something more. Todd can't explain it more precisely, but it was as if the waters of Lazarus inside him had calmed down and he was no longer enemies with them. He even jokes with Tim that he is finally rest in peace and ready to live a full undead life when his brother (God, his lil brother whom he wanted to hurt recently because of his own stupidity), asks him about his strange behavior.

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Jason forgets how to breathe again. His favorite band, and most importantly his favorite vocalist, is coming to Gotham with a concert. For many years now, none of the nonresidents have dared to take such a risk, but it seems like Phantom has absolutely no instinct for self-preservation. Well, as a true fan, Red Hood will do his best so that none of the gothamites spoil the Trio's impression of their first concert here. Danny is beside himself with excitement. Their concert in the hometown of the Red Hood was approved. Of course, there is no chance that he would be able to meet such a busy vigilante but Phantom continues to dream. If he'll fly a little over the city instead of sleeping after rehearsals, maybe he'll get an autograph from at least one member of the bat clan.

~~~~~ Phantom: Thank you very much Mr. Nightwing sir. Just sign it for.. Nightwing: For a Phantom, right? Huh, I recognized you, my brother has poster in his room. Nice hairstyle by the way. Danny*urgently*: Which one of them?

Nightwing: Jeez, and I thought it was just a stage image. Ghosts are kinda creepy. Terribly persistent, to be precise. And yeah, Jason, he absolutely not against you as a vigilante. You can safely ask Phantom to sign your helmet, I promise. Man was so happy when find out you're listening to his songs, you have no idea.

Jason *holds out a hand*. Nightwing: What? Jason: If you dared to meet Phantom before me, then where is my autograph? Nightwing: Em..oops? I gave him mine if it helps.

Jason: *sounds of an angry lazarus demon*.