#I hate Romeo and Juliet

[radicalcheeseward]

I hate Romeo and Juliet: An Essay

Let's start at the beginning, both are stupid teens, but they are TOO STUPID

INSTEAD OF FUCKING SNEAKING OUT JUST TELL UR PARENTS ALREADY AND THEY CAN MAKE ONE BUG KINGDOM LIKE, IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED

Part 2: Fucking stupid bitch Romeo

THERE WERE A THOUSAND OTHER WAYS YOU COULD MOURN HER DEATH.

ROMEO COULDVE JSUT WAITED NOT JUST TAKE POISON, AND ALSO JULIET ALSO KILLED HERSELF TOO

TL;DR Romeo and Juliet were stupid suicidal teens that could not wait 5 fucking minutes and killed themselves.

[houseofmcallister]

Sparknotes needs to not have the “Take a Study Break” option right there because I’m easily distracted and also lazy and it’s very easy to get me off topic when I’m doing boring shit like reading the worst Shakespeare book to be written.

[pastelroyalty]

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet

[skylar-lei1634]

Are Romeo and Juliet Truly In Love?

Oh my God I unearthed this while emptying my email account! Some one please shoot me!! MY INNOCENCE WAS INEXCUSABLE!!!! I MAY HAVE BEEN 14 TEEN BUT MY GOD!!!

I WAS DUMB AS FUCK!!!

Because I apparently hate myself I will posted so that future generations can under stand that ROMEO AND JULIET WAS NOT A GOOD RELATIONSHIP!!! It was lust filled and just so fucking toxic. Just

NO

Neko Umi

May 6, 2013 at 8:20 AM

Are Romeo and Juliet Truly In Love?

English 1-1

April 19,2013

There is such thing as first love it's just hard to understand and scary to let it show. Romeo and Juliet are really in love and maybe there is a little bit of lust coming from Remeo-then again he is a guy-but readers can tell that really loves her.

He didn't have sexual intercourse with her until after they got married-most guys don't wait until then-and promised her to live with her forever-which guys defiantly don't do until they really love their loved one. What really makes them think they are in love is the fact that they both want to be together. Love is a fickle thing but when it comes people-and animals of course-should follow what they feel inside.

Though Juliet should have waited a little longer before she asked Romeo to make his undying love-which he did by asking her to marry-but love does insane things to the one that feels it. If people can just keep an open mind about everlasting love and love at first sight they will see that the couple isn't foolish.

They're just foolish enough to kill themselfs for each other because what if Romeo wanted Juliet to live on or even Juliet's (when she used that drug to make her look like she was dead) dying wish was for Romeo to live and be as happy as he can be.

If Romeo or Juliet didn't love each other or didn't have love at first sight then I ask the readers-the ones that don't believe in love at fist sight-this: why did they commit suicide-one of the worst things you can do as a follower of God-in order to be with the one that you love, even if you become damn or forsaken by God? Why did they choice to die when they could have lived to see a new day?

The Ultimate Love Story

Neko Umi

April 15, 2013

English 1-1

Maximum Ride

Titanic

Mistaken Assumptions

Impossible Standards

Hush, Hush

My favorite love story is Maximum Ride which is a never ending series about a girl that has to run away from the scientists that want to hurt her and her "family" as they find out their purpose in life and finding love along the way.

Time and time again the six children go through many experiences, including death. Along the way the main character, Maximum Ride or just Max, falls in love with Fang, who is one of the six children.

He is a mysterious, strong/silent type, is 15-years-old, and is Max's right wing. When she starts to fall for Fang, we find out that he has already fallen for her before, she starts to run away from her feelings because she has never felt this way before. Even death, heartbreak, lost loved ones, miscommunication, and the end of the world could not stop them from loving each other and being together until their dying days.

Romeo & Juliet

Neko Umi

April 8, 2013

English 1-1

The age old question: Is love stronger than hate, really true? To many people it isn't. They think that love can not help them and that it's just a fairy tale wish but what they don't see is that love can be stronger than hate, you just have to have the heart to overcome it.

Between hate and love there is a fine line, like two sides of a coin, but only love, a pure thing, can pull through while hate makes you sink. Love, if people just let it, can pull you through anything whether it is debt, family feuds, heartache, and false accusations. The bond that ties people together is based on the love for the ones around mortals can survive even if the trust is so fragile that with one word of mistrust can snap it.

Friendship, lovers, family-are all different types of love (there's even love/hate relationship; you can be a jerk to someone and they could be one back to you and you would still love them) and all of them can make you stand up and walk through the darkest of days because you know they got your back- that is love.

You can do the worse mistake ever in your life but they will stand by you, encouraging you, being the ones that gives you the wings to fly.

[lostwithnointernet]

I just realized I accidentally wrote a modern-day Romeo and Juliet story. FUCK YOU ROMEO AND JULIET

[letmegetaraincheck]

so I just finished watching like the 3rd rendition of Romeo and Juliet I've had to watch for my theater class, and like yeah, I get it, everyone knows that story, sure it's a classic, but really? Shakespeare has so many other great works, can we please do something different cause I seriously can't take this shit anymore.

[fridge-poet]

Seriously at least 2-4 times a week a total fucking stranger comes up to me like "Oh my god!! Juliet!! You were Juliet!!" and it's TERRIBLE AND I WANT TO SCOOP MY EYEBALLS OUT

[itallseemssofar]

We're done studying Romeo and Juliet and we're onto Much Ado About Nothing in my English class and the dialogue is so sassy I'M IN LOVE

[sourmonsterwormsold]

im so angry that I haven't read catcher in the rye or hamlet or Macbeth but I've read romeo and Juliet 6 separate times like I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE HORNY KIDS DYING I DONT CARE ENOUGH, LET ME READ SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE JESUS CHRIST ANYTHING BUT THIS

[claricedemedicis]

But seriously how is Romeo and Juliet viewed as 'romantic'? They don't even know each other for a week it's honestly shit

[shawnyqueer]

Unrelated to anything, Private Romeo is the cutest movie ever. Especially if you actually like Romeo and Juliet

[beneziatsoni]

Romeo and Juliet. For the ship meme.

pro: ?????????

con: proof that hetero love is ruining the minds of high school aged children everywhere.

[richharry]

THIS PROJECT IS SO FUCKING STUPID I HAVE TO MAKE A FACEBOOK PROFILE FOR THE NURSE BUT ON A POSTER BOARD LIKE WTF

[consistenthero]

so far watching live seems to be a go but I'm not finished with my project

[vaccinatedcujo]

Why do y'all want a relationship like Romeo and Juliet? I just want one like Benedick and Beatrice.