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thelibrarian1895 · 19 days

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Arkham Inmates

Given the number of times the rogues gallery of Gotham escapes from Arkham I'm a little surprised that at least one of them *cough*joker*cough* hasn't been air tagged or something. Surely there's some sort of subdermal tracker that someone would stick on that clown so when he escapes they can find him fast and get him back in containment faster. Granted that this wouldn't be a good measure for shapeshifters but surely for the clown at least there would be a point where he's unconscious long enough for someone to jab a tracker in him that he won't dig out later.

#batman #gotham #arkham #joker #gotham rogues #I hate the joker #I understand batman's no kill policy #and I agree #but there must be an easier way to keep him contained #or find him faster so he's less of a hassle

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jennrypan · 4 months

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Maleficent and joker both of this movie starting the trend of sympathetic villain. So every excecutive think in order to make money they need to make every villain sympathetic

The joker had no reason to be sympathic though

Maleficient makes sense, she was slighted by a bitch ass king. But the JOKER!?!?!

FUCK THAT UGLY BITCH.

OH Boo fucking hoo something happened and then you terrorize people and become the most annoying, unfunny, uninteresting character in all of DC comics. Shut UP.

...I didn't see the Joker movie and I don't care to see it. God-- hate him--

But yeah and they're making a Kraven movie too so- yall know he's gonna be a sympathic villain. Yall can make interesting villains without making them sympathic 😮‍💨

#j.p speaks #i HATE the joker #nothing they do will EVER make him interesting unless its Lego Batman Joker.#HES GOOD #the rest cuz go die #joker #dc #dc comics

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buntsukim · 10 months

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im a SIGMA male.

you drink water i drink anarchy

#gonna be honest #i hate the joker #i like batman :3 but i LOVEE bruce wayne #yes theyre the same person but u get what i mean #idk what that says about me #mine #m art #cade: the persona

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swugflower · 1 year

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Hey girlies✨💅🏻! Here are some lil present ideas for the DC fan in your life! 🥰

Let’s start real casual:

Just something small, really cute as a stocking filler 💅🏻

But I’d be careful with those 🫣! If you give out such tiny and cheap things might make someone think you don’t actually like or care for them 🥹😔

So here is a better idea:

22.900 crystals and 127 hours of labor! You will receive this beauty in an exclusive blue suitcase! 💅🏻

But be quick! Only 200 of them exist 🤯

Or if you wanna really splurge, why not take his big brother!

60cms tall, 46.300 crystals and 330 hours of labor!

Or why not take the dark knight and his yas-mobile?

Come and get your gifts now while you still can!

Love,

Capitalism

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werewolfetone · 2 years

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Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

#i hate them and they are ruining my life #do you have any idea what it's like to go to work and have to hear 'ya the harbour is dying because of the superyachts and there-#-isn't a thing we can do about it'#i am this )( close to becoming the joker but with superyachts #anarchism #greatest hits

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popcultureds · 24 days

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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

#filmedit #10 things i hate about you #film #*tha #*#useradie #useraurore #usermandie #usersavana #jokerous #userallisyn #usereme #userzil #usersole #usermorgan

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saewokhrisz · 2 months

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smile for the camera!

#fuck akechi i hate him here but joker ate #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #fanart #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #goro akechi #shuake #my art

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rohirriiim · 3 months

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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

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nowadayz · 1 year

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Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona 10 Things I Hate About You, 1999

#*#10 things i hate about you #dailyflicks #filmtvdaily #fyeahmovies #filmedit #dilfgifs #hledgeredit #usersavana #tuserrachel #usersugar #jokerous #useraurore #tusertha #usersjoy #userpavlova

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thecoolertails · 9 months

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too many books written by people who don't read books and only read fanfic. to counteract this there should be more fanfic made by people who don't read fanfic and only read books

#my posts #edit:#if you reblog this arguing against shit i never said please know that i hate you #and if you read this post as 'books are better than fanfiction' you don't get it.#either read it again and figure it out or ask a question or move on and say nothing #bc every time someone starts jumping to conclusions and projecting shit i don't believe onto me i take one step closer to becoming the joker

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ayo-edebiri · 10 months

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#From Your Majesty (derogatory) to Your Majesty (Affectionate)

#red white and royal blue #rwrb spoilers #rwrbedit #rwrb #byaurore #usermandie #tuserrobin #tuserrachel #tuserpris #userallisyn #nessa007 #noalook #usersugar #userveronika #jokerous #userrlaura #tusercarol #i can't believe my other gifset was marked as explicit................. tumblr hates gays #if you want to know i had to delete the duplicated frames one by one

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thelibrarian1895 · 19 days

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Gotham's Most Popular Scam

After the first instance of widespread death from Joker venom and the discovery that the perpetrator, known as “The Joker”, would be locked away in Arkham Asylum, to say the people of Gotham were incensed was like saying Gotham had a few cloudy days. Protests arose, both non-violent and very violent, petitions created, and several amateur assassination attempts were made, only to fail in various bloody fashions.

The second time the bastard’s plans result in widespread death and general maiming he was, yet again, sentenced to Arkham. As soon as the judge’s gavel fell, various crowdfunding efforts popped up to support whatever politician claimed they’d deal with the Joker, they’d deal with the morass of laws that let such creatures get sent to be “helped” instead of put down like rabid dogs.

Over twenty deaths occurred the next time and they were considered the lucky ones after the incident. More riots occurred when the bastard was sent to Arkham again. Arkham found that security that failed to keep people in also failed to keep people out. This was particularly evident every time they found the Joker playing with another corpse in his cell and laughing.

Some politicians, after they allow people to witness them drink a carefully calculated amount of alcohol in certain settings, claimed that if the law couldn’t work, a professional could, with enough private donations. After every outbreak of death caused by the bastard, it resurged as the most popular scam to run in Gotham. So many wanted so badly to believe that this time the politician will fulfill their promise and not use the money to buy a new sportscar.

The bastard escaped again.

This time the money will hire a mercenary willing to pull the trigger and not just fund another gang.

Sentenced to Arkham until rehabilitation.

This time they wouldn’t be sold out to the police by one of their fellow fundraisers who’d disappeared with the money.

The judge's gavel fell.

This time the money would bring about justice, or at least revenge, and not further disappointment.

This time….

This time…

And that's where I fizzled out in this, I put it up on AO3 anyway. I have a different name there.

#batman #gotham #dc joker #fic snippet #I hate the joker #every other gotham rogue is more interesting than joker #joker you're not funny

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dailyflicks · 19 days