boymoding not for safety but so the shawarma man calls me boss again
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alfred needs to watch his ass or he'll wind up in silent hill #blondes
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fuck tumblr queer aesthetics or whatever the straightest straight girl from my dorm might not be straight after all and I would give an arm and a kidney to fuck her she’s full judy poovey core guys idgaf about francis and henry winter I want the girl who fails to get into the bar because she’s too busy hitting on the doorman wish me luck
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I could never get married bc what if I didn’t feel good on my wedding day
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The 104th putting on their ODM gear harness. Um, okayyy...
Sluts.
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me: I'm going to do a Tsubasa re-read, but this time I'll be normal about it
also me, like five chapters in:
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Fuck the ultimate show down of ultimate destiny
I wanna see Spock, Sherlock Holmes, and House M.D brawl it out.
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And for my next trick, I fuck bob floyd
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jar jar binks going to the bathroom: meesa gotta peesa
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worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.
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he cums inside me
-pros: so hot to be bred
-cons: cannot feel the cum
he cums somewhere on me
-pros: get to watch and feel the climax
-cons: am not getting pressed into the bed while he rides it out
conclusion: we gotta fuck more so i can have both
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Just found what may be my worst draft ever
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