Okay but hear me out... big dicks pissing. Men desperately fumbling with their zipper to free their thick, veiny cocks and unleash the torrent of urine from their aching bladder. The loud hiss of his stream hitting the ground. The seemingly endless reservoir of the man's bladder and the way they groan in relief as they let it all out.
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I know I should be terrified but hear me out
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I personally dislike that old man Jiraiya has a six pack in canon, it feels so wrong. Like when he's in his Jonin prime, sure, but the old guy should have more of a tummy in my opinion, like the dudes you see at the strongman competitions, y'know?
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yea i don’t care harrison ford’s & hayden christensen’s heights are 6’2”
in my head, han solo’s pushing 6’5” and anakin skywalker is 6’5” in his boots. and i live in there
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The beauty of the english language
Raph's fatass
Leo's phat ass
Donnie's fat ASS
and Mikey's FAT ass
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A pen doodle I did at work today while it was super slow!!!
(lol my boss was shook!!)
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ILL NEVER LEARN
<- has added ANOTHER shitty fictional father to the smash list
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I'm a simple guy. I see Thomas Hewitt and I immediately turn into motomoto from Madagascar 2.
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Spencer singing the Big and Chunky song from Madagascar
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Friendly reminder that a lot of us absolutely LOVE how long the chapters are. Especially those of us who are particularly fast readers, and devour books word for word. Makes it last a little longer.
Never stop writing!!
that’s great cuz apparently i don’t know how to write short chapters 😅 only long ones that wind up taking me 5-6 months to post lol, but im glad the excessive chapter lengths makes many of you out there happy cuz they make me happy too, idk why but short chapters just don’t seem to flow with my writing style 🤷🏼♀️ oh well, eso si que es
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Wip for @dreadlordberri of Halsin - bear necessities out
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You don't see them in my selfies but rest assured I wear the biggest, stupidest, looking glasses I can find that will fit by tiny head
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