#I love his Twitter account he is hysterical

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Tadaima, Okaeri Episode 5 Review

Photo Source: Tadaima, Okaeri Twitter Promotional Twitter Account

A very yummy salmon sashimi that left me feeling weird

I have to confess something yall. I freaked out on Twitter. After the cold open, when Matsuo was at the Fujiyoshi's, I really thought that Matsuo had actually got engaged or married to Yuki. Like, damn bro, I need to see Matsuo and Yuki dating! They looked so perfect and comfortable together ^^

HOWEVER, as I watched the opening scene again, it turned out that the ring that Matsuo had resided on his middle finger NOT the ring finger haha, Gomen nasai to all my Twitter followers or who read that tweet of mine.

I really don't know what it is with Matsuo and his obsession in teasing Hikari about being an older brother. I mean, the interaction about being the older brother started out fine. Then, Matsuo told Hi-chan about all the responsibilities of being the older brother. He could have just said that it was fun yet you just needed to adjust how you behave in order to teach your younger siblings about the world. Matsuo is something else haha

I was so sad when Hi-chan got a mild fever :(. I'm so glad that Hi-chan and Hina-chan have two dads and they agreed to divide up the attention so none felt like they were abandoned. When Ma-chan told Hi-kun that he had done enough, I cried so hard yall. I really don't know that parents could do that.

You know, loving without harming self-growth, providing space emotionally to grow.

When Matsuo was on a call with Ma-chan, Matsuo needed to apologise because he didn't think that his teasing could have made Hi-chan catch a mild fever, I really wanted to tell Yuki to just discipline his man lol.

Okay, I really need to type carefully about the next subtopic as it's something that needs very thorough research and nuanced perspectives, yet I have time to do neither and I really want to just put it out there. Treatment of Women in the Male-dominated Space within Omegasphere

First of all, I was quite pissed off that Hinata didn't get her own banner. I don't know why yet, it could be that maybe Hinata was just born, and her name was also just recently given - as indicated by the fact that when Fujiyoshi-san was on a call with Hiromu, Fujiyoshi-san still asked Hiromu about Hinata's name. It could be that maybe only firstborns were allowed to have a banner like that. It could also be that Fujiyoshi-san was just reinforcing the old tradition and that he didn't really want to put up the banner with Hinata's name.

Secondly, does any of you remember the scene in Modern Family, when Cam was given breakfast on bed by Mitchell? Cam was hysterical because Mitchell made it seem that Cam was the woman in the relationship.

I mean, homosexual relationships are always confronted by this problem, even by those who were supposed to tolerate us; "who's the man in the relationship?" and most of the time they answer said question by inferring from an answer to the question of "who's the top?"

My point is, that these heterosexual normies seem to always insist that we conform to their gender roles in a relationship, even when we are definitely not a heterosexual couple.

The scene of when Hi-chan was wearing the hat and costume which his grandfather bought for him. I really don't get why Ma-chan needed to stay in another room with Hi-chan's grandmother. I mean, as Ma-chan bore Hikari and Hinata, I guess there was no doubt about who the bottom is. But, Ma-chan is still a man and he seems to still identify as one, so why the forced equivalence?

I HAVE TO STRESS THIS ALSO BEING A CALLED A WOMAN IS NOT AN INSULT. I'm not saying that somehow Ma-chan lost his dignity because he got misgendered, or rather treated misgenderedly. I just don't like that Hi-chan's grandparents seem to only see Hi-chan as their grandchildren's baby incubator, and not as a full man who has a womb. It's such a queer erasure to treat Ma-chan as a woman because it means that Fujiyoshi-san really just sees their son marrying a woman, just with different genitalia, instead of seeing and accepting that their son is in a loving and thriving homosexual relationship.

Thirdly, now, this is why I call this episode a yummy sashimi that made me felt very uneasy. When Hi-chan's grandmother gave Ma-chan her kimono, I cried uncontrollably. Ma-chan even got shy when Hiromu saw him in one, that really warmed my heart. I understand that the scene was supposed to highlight how Fujiyoshi-san really saw Ma-chan as one of their family members. But again, there's a part of me who wants to protest making a Kimono as a gift, but I really have no cultural perspectives as to whether a Kimono could be worn by a man too or not.

All in all, watch it yall, it was so cute. Hi-chan saying bye-bye was EVERYTHING

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Mihawk’s actor responding to a mishanks fanart w a minions gif…….. I love him so much

[tracksidequeen]

Thrist Tweets

Request: Hi, could you write a drabble in where the reader reads thirsty tweets with Toto?

Warning: Boss!TotoxAssistant!Reader, some vulgar language, daddy?

Words: 900k+

*****

"Have you thought about it?"

With a mischievous smile on your face you walk in Toto's office and sit down on the sofa.

“Thought about what?” he asks confused. He takes off his reading glasses and folds them gently.

"The suggestion Paul gave you, about reading thirst tweets for the social media account. The fans would love it..."

"-I swear, this is why Paul gives me a headache on the daily," he interrupts you shaking his head and gets up. He walks over to sit down next to you, as you eye at him with a cheeky look on your face. "What?!"

"...I would love it.” You say with a sarcastic, whiney voice.

He laughs, and then his face goes blank. "No."

"Toto, c'mon, it's fun!" You give his shoulder a slight shove. 

"No," he repeats, but the excited look on your face makes him hesitate. "What are they even saying on there anyways?"

"OH, they are allll over you!" you say as you instantly grab your phone and open the comment section under a picture of him on the Mercedes twitter account. 

"Mind you; admin is probably busy muting half of the comments under your photo's... for obvious reasons."

"What? Muting- when? Why?" He looks at you confused, understanding half of what you just said.

"When admin posts something of you, the fans have - let's say - and interesting form of showing their love for you." You give him a cheeky side-eye.

"You are enjoying this too much for my liking," he says and you show him the comments. He takes his folded reading glasses from his shirt and puts them on. Instantly he raises his eyebrows. 

"You'd be reading this out loud and responding to it in the video." He looks at the comments on your screen and shakes his head with blushing cheeks.

"Don't be shy, read it out," you say teasingly.

"No, this is insane." His words say he doesn't want it, yet he can't take his eyes off your phone and continues reading. You hear him mumble under his breath- "Toto can eat a pumpernickle off my body any time of the day." He looks back at you.

"Why would anyone want to do that?” 

He says it in a confused manner, but you hear in his voice how it stroked his ego. “Crazy, crazy." Without waiting for your reply he diverts his attention back to the phone. He leans over and starts scrolling your phone.

"I'd let Mr Wolff break my back like a glow-stick." His loud laugh fills the office. “Well that’s a bit aggressive, don’t you think?”

"I mean, we're all thinking it, they just wrote it."

Without saying a word he looks at you and you feel your cheeks getting warm. You continue scrolling through the comments under another photo of him so the topic can switch. But he doesn’t let you off the hook that easily.

"So you're thinking it as well?"

With a lost look on your face you say, "huh, what are you talking about?" He raises his eyebrows in response, and smirks before looking at your phone again.

"Toto can use my ass as his table to slam on, and I'd still say 'thank you daddy.'" He says laughing, "they are really getting creative with ways to flatter me.” 

He looks at you, and without taking his eyes off you he says, “Secretly one of these is from you."

"Well, don't flatter yourself too much, Toto."

"You'll start calling me dad soon as well." You look at him confused, "why?" He nods his head at your screen, "they called me 'dad' at the end right?"

You feel your heart drop from the nervousness. Never in a million years would you have thought that you’d sit with your boss on his office sofa, discussing the terminology of the word...

"Daddy? You mean?"

"Yes, you'll start calling-" "Toto, nooo! That's not what they mean!" You say with part panic part hysterical laughter.

A questioning look emerges on his face as you can't stop laughing. "Well explain it then," he says. "Stop giggling so annoying."

He can't stand it when he doesn't understand something, and it's even worse when he's the center of the joke. "C'mon! Stop it, what?"

"Toto, they mean 'daddy', not as dad, but..." you say holding in your breath, but then you realise you're talking to your boss and suddenly your eyes fill with embarrassment. It's great how comfortable you feel around him, but there are some limits, you figure. "Toto, no, you're smart enough to figure this one out on your own."

"Would you call me daddy?"

"WHAT?" You say with widened eyes.

"I'm trying to figure out in which context you'd use- oooh." His face turns red. "I see."

"You're a joke Toto, absolutely ridiculous." You joke, to make him feel less uncomfortable for what he just said. But your efforts in making him less embarrassed was not necessary, because he rises above every situation.

"So, would you?" he asks with a smirk.

"Would I- what?"

"You can figure this one out on you own."

*****

[celluloidbroomcloset]

all other criticism of taika aside, the one where people get mad he's "egotistical" always just makes me hysterical like ??? he's JOKING. he is a deeply unserious person and while i do believe he has an immense amount of pride for his work and does mean what he's saying he's hamming it up to be silly because the joke he's telling is "no one cares this much about the work of some jewish indigenous guy", he LIVES by fake it til you make it and he just so happens to live Up to the hype by being a brilliant filmmaker so people can't process it in their twitter-fried brains.

he's ironically one of the least egotistical people i've ever seen, without being parasocial he seems to be actually very anxious and reserved and has said himself he hates events and talking to people and gets nervous, and he likes to ham up the personality for laughs. like his entire reaction oh the daily show when leslie asked him if he knew he was fine and he did preen a little but every other word after was 100% a joke 😭 people loved his irreverent kiwi humour until he proved he uses it consistently himself and then they're like oh... he's an egomaniac hollywood a lister who has threesomes and cheats on his pregnant wife!!!!! all this is one hundred percent true my source is (checks hand) an anonymous gossip instagram account that anyone can submit to. like that joke he made about the bible everyone on twitter got mad about more recently.

Yeah, from what I've observed of his interviews and general sense of humor, that seems to be true (it is interesting that David Jenkins has talked about Rhys making Taika feel safer to be vulnerable, so one does wonder how much both of them use humor to protect themselves - again, though, I don't want to get into analyzing the psychology of performers or making generalizations about people I do not know).

I think you have to have a pretty strong ego to be an artist at all, especially one in an industry so heavily run on ego, where getting a film or show made in the first place is a supreme effort. My point generally is that we often celebrate white male directors and artists for their egos - "well, he's egotistical, but he's a GENIUS!" - and don't extend that to...everyone else. Everyone else needs to be humble and have humility and be grateful - and if they're not, they're difficult and self-centered and they have to be brought down a peg.

Taika is a PoC (not just that - an indigenous, Jewish) man who has been very successful and he talks a lot and often without thinking, so he's been targeted by a lot of people that seem to have a problem with him from the outset (wonder why?), who then scrutinize every statement he makes to determine if he's being a proper example of what they believe a man like him should be.

Generally, we refuse to let artists be human beings with human emotions and opinions. We especially refuse the right of humanity to anyone who isn't straight and white and cisgender and male. The number of times I've seen critics and commentators and fans explain away the absolute worst things done by white male artists and not extend even a modicum of understanding to anyone else.

This, again, is not a defense of any specific thing that Taika, or anyone else, has said or done. There are lots of artists with terrible opinions whose work I like and will continue to like, and there are lots of artists I can no longer enjoy because of what I know their opinions and actions to be. But this whole thing is shaded with racism and vitriol.

[namorslutfanfiction]

girl I'm down bad for tenoch, like i havent been in a long time for a male celebrity. i am obsessed!! his birthday is tomorrow!

i have so much curiosity about him (as a person, you know), like does he believe in astrology? hes such an aquarius! and because of that, the answer could be yes or no hahah

I have been practicing my spanish more nowadays; i have read almost every single tweet this man has tweeted. im currently reading his book (which is amazing!! must read for people who want to know more about mexicos power dynamics, racism, colorism! very enlightening; as a latina myself, i could swap mexico to my countrys name and it would fit perfectly) (also he is very articulated, intelligent and funny! such an easy-going read besides the theme).

whats his favorite book? what kind of songs he listens to? share your spotify account with me tenoch!!

whats his comfort food? whats his WhatsApp profile picture? is it from a professional shoot or a selfie he took on his phone? did he cave in and bought an iphone? did he have pets growing up? whos taking care of his plants back home?

does he have a nickname? maybe 'Té', or 'Noche'? or is it something that has nothing in common with his name (my family nickname is completely different from my given name)?

and so on so on!! i need ANSWERS!! necesito tomarme un trago con el!! necesito pachequearme y hablar de la vida con este hombre!!!

Same. Like I literally found myself back on this godforsaken site after years because I needed to be able to vent about my love and obsession for this man.

Oh I would love to know his random opinions and his belief systems. I think he would find it amusing that we have looked up his astrological chart to the best of our abilities. Like he would definitely think "wow thats extensive" but he wouldn't make fun of it like some guys do.

So I know like very rudimentary Spanish that I learned because of my job. I got so often mistaken as some type of latin or hispanic person that it was easier to learn enough Spanish to get by and guests were always so understanding. "Oh she can understand us but it's hard for her to reply." I want to learn more Spanish but I don't have the time right now. I wish I could read his book but a translation isn't out yet.

As a filipino I feel like there will be a lot for me to relate to in the book considering the rampant colorism in all parts of Asia. Filipinos are often referred to as the 'Mexicans' of Asia. Which is weird but also fitting. What snippets of translation I've seen have been so interesting though.

I know he hates reggaeton with so much passion its kind of hysterical. I think I remember him mentioning one of his favorite books in an interview but I can't remember off the top of my head. I knoooow this man has all kinds of proud Latin music on his playlist. Also unabashed bangers like Selena.

He apparently has a screenshot from his whatsapp on his twitter somewhere and I think it's like a normal pic not anything professional.

DOES TENOCH HAVE PLANTS? THAT IS THE QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED BECAUSE I AM A PLANT MOM!

Did you see that interview where he was mad hungry and eating the food the interviewer bought him? I wonder if he's one of those mexican dads who is willing to try a bunch of stuff or if he's the type to always choose latin food over anything else.

I've seen some of his activist friends call him 'Noch' or 'Nochie' I also know that Diego Luna specifically calls him 'chiquitin'. And that makes me giggle because I think he smiles his stupid cute smile every time Diego calls him that.

LOL I have two first names and depending on who you are decides which one you call me. So I don't have any nicknames. Everyone would just get even more confused.

I wanna talk to him about everything, life, love, politics, bull shit, the things that make us happy, the things that make us sad. I wanna talk about our pasts, our futures, our dreams.

I want his advice. Like I bet he gives the best life advice.

thank you for the ask,

[sassyfrassboss]

A ss member sent that blind in because did you see that twitter account with a small amount of followers that tweeted about it? Also, the keywords were “gardening time” like what normal person would actually call it that, that is something their squad do...

Unfornately i have a good stomach to go and see the stupidity the BitterSquad spreads.

Well, the 'blind' has all the Squad fingerprints.

First. They love to say that W loves to hide on R's bushes. I've seen some of them refering to the affair as 'gardening'.

Second. Just minutes or an hour after Deuxmoi published it, the Squad was using it to spread the BS, and 'curiously' they all have screenshots from Tumblr blogs about people saying W loved pegging in his college days (a rumour created many years ago on Tumblr and the only one giving wings to it, is a Cambridge Hater. And at some point, the rumour was, that allegedly W only got married with K, because allegedly she was the only one that wanted to practice it with him. So, now the twist is that she doesn't want, and that's why he is having affairs)

Third. The timing, they don't hide it anymore, and all the time the affair rumours trends on twitter, is after Cambs' good publicity or Harkles' bad publicity (Tom Bower's book). It's always the same. When the rumours started on 2019, it's when the Harkle's were having their worst publicity time (starting with People Magazine debacle, the who made who cry, demanding boss and the baby shower, girl, that season was a hell of bad publicity for the Harkles). After Catherine piano performance. And now after Tom Bower's book.

Forth. They needed a new affair twist, let's be honest, it's the only 'dirt' they believe they have against W. Why? Simple, even without trying and perhaps Pippa not giving a damn about other people rumours, naming her daughter Rose, put the rumours to rest forever (and some Squad tried to twist saying that they heard that K and Pippa had a hard rift). So, the new twist is that allegedly K allows cheating, but the last one was painful for her because became emotional.

It is definitely some creative fan fiction for them that's for sure.

This all popped up because Meghan was trending as a bully of children. So yeah...they had to do something to take the focus off the fact their fave is a grown woman who gets a kick out of bullying 3 year old little girls.

What's hysterical to me is that people would actually think William was into that at all. Doesn't strike me as the type.

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

"What does Louis even do to Harry?" We have Larries to thank for that. Harries don't REALLY hate Louis, I suspect that if Larry wasn't a thing, Louis would be treated like Niall is - a non-threatening ex-coworker, I think most of them would like him or be indifferent. Larries are very loud and very annoying and they point out a lot of things Harries don't like. Also, if Louis was some hunky guy with abs, Harries would probably be easier on him, as they are very shallow people.

Larries are annoying people, but they aren’t completely to blame for Harries’ psychopathy.

Harries have my Tumblr posts on notification and read every single post, screenshot it and have sent me hate-filled anons (filled with misogyny, homophobia, self-harm, ageism, racism, you name it) via VPN every single day that I’ve had anon on, for the past four years (got one today, one yesterday, one the day before that etc.). They have created Twitter accounts to screenshot my posts, call me names, direct hate to me here.

They don’t do that to the big Larries who support Harry, because they know Larries ARE Harries. Only to solo Louies.

It’s outright cyber harassment, and it’s sociopathic, profound mental illness. Many Louies leave rather than deal with that.

But why? Harry Styles has 56 million monthly listeners — Louis barely has 5. Harry has done 120+ stadium and arena tours. He has three albums to Louis’ two. He has a gazillion music videos, magazines, photoshoots, interviews. There are TWO FULL MOVIES with Harry in a prominent role. He has cosmetics to sell, merch they can buy.

Isn’t there a lot of solo Harry content to engage with? I have never watched more than three minutes of Harry’s concerts post 2018, and I don’t want to. I still watch AFHF 2021 and still love the London livestream. I smile every time I open a Louis music video.

Larries annoy me, but I don’t dislike Harry Styles because of them. “Larry” content is simply outdated, confused, a bit hysterical and overreaching.

Harry Styles is unlikable because of his actions and ethics, not because of Larries.

Harries are sociopaths and their behavior is on them.

And Larries really help Harries in driving Louis’ fans away. More solo Louies have stopped posting because of Larries than Harries.

[castingdirect]

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Despite Harry being less than active on social media, it doesn’t mean that he didn’t creep through Instagram and Twitter after the shows.

He used a fake account to scroll, constantly liking pictures and videos of his wife dancing or funny fan signs to his phone.

Tonight, after the Philly show, YN was already fast asleep in their tour bus bed - she had curled into Harry with her leg between his and her head on his bicep.

Harry was trending on Twitter for his show, however, he scrolled a bit further and noticed that a hashtag called #JusticeforYN was trending.

When he clicked on the link, it took him down a rabbit hole of screenshots and videos from the concert.

It doesn’t take long to see what had happened, it was a girl recording herself on Snapchat from the pit during the concert.

The ‘fan’ held up her phone enough that you could see her but also YN, Jeff, Harry Lambert, and Tommy in the background behind the pit.

Adore You started blasting through his AirPod and the girl recorded his wife dancing with their friends - he gets distracted for a moment, watching her have fun and sing along.

He loved her so fucking much.

But then, it’s the next clip, and the captioned text on the video said ‘Harry’s Whore.’

The small smile on his face disappears instantly when he sees where this is going.

In the next few segments, the girl is screaming things at YN who can’t even hear them because of the music but it’s still completely disrespectful.

“Hi, Harry’s Whore!”

“Get the fuck outta here, nobody wants you here!”

“Fuck you!”

It makes Harry rage, even from the comfort of his bunk with his perfect love, and then he digs deeper to find his real fans defending YN.

YN was pretty loved by the fans. She was always kind, posted pictures of Harry (because he rarely did), and made really kickass merch.

He finds the Twitter account of the girl who harassed his wife, her name was Gina, and he read through her tweets.

She was going to three more of the concerts - following them from Philly to Detroit.

One of her tweets said…

‘If you guys are mad about what I said during the last concert, just wait what I have to say to her next time.’

And he also finds out that she had won a meet and greet for the DC show through the record label and Harry already knew what he was gonna do.

-

YN wakes up before Harry, sitting in the small living area of the bus - watching a cooking show on the television and still slightly dozing in and out of sleep.

“Hi bun,” She mumbles, opening her arms and legs to let Harry flop between them. Chest to chest and he was a bit to heavy for this but he liked laying like this.

“Mornin’, my love,” Harry rasps, peppering kisses all over her jaw and the smooth column of her neck until she giggles.

“Shouldn’t you be saying good morning to your whore on tour?” YN replies, her voice is light and unbothered - obviously found out the online drama.

Harry tenses up, looks up at her seriously, and tells her, “M’gonna take care of it.”

“Don’t, it’s fine, bubs,” YN assures him, she’s smiling softly and Harry just…he is so obsessed with the woman below him that he has to kiss her for a long moment.

“No, it’s not. I’m not going t’let someone treat m’wife like that. She won tha’ meet and greet. I’m gonna have a talk w’her when she comes backstage,” Harry tells her, lips brushing on every word and he can help but grind his hips forward against her.

“Always so horny in the morning,” Yn teases but still lets her thighs fall open a little bit more so that the only barrier is their underwear.

“Can y’blame me? Look wha’ I wake up to,” He rumbles, voice getting illogically deeper and raspier when he speaks.

It’s not long before he tugs his briefs down just enough and her panties to the side to get inside her with his lips glued to hers.

He’s whispering things that would make him blush with embarrassment if anyone heard him.

“Can’t believe y’mine after all this time.”

“Y’my perfect match, on m’knees for you whenever you ask.”

“Arena full of people and all I see is you, baby.”

“Feel like heaven.”

“Only y’make me feel like this.”

“Come on, stubborn girl. Show me y’love me.”

-

Harry looks insanely stunning in his purple outfit but honestly - YN always steals the show (without even trying). ***

They’re in a common area, waiting for the meet and greet with the fans - it’s comical how Gina’s face drops when she arrives to see Harry facing away from everyone with YN giggle as he crowds her up against a wall.

They can hear Harry murmur, “Y’alway showin’ me up. Only gonna be able to look at y’during the show, bug.”

“Harry,” Jeff calls to his client, making him turn around and his eyes instantly search the small groups of fans until his eyes land on a girl dressed in a bright pink fishnet dress and boa.

“You,” Harry points at her, his face isn’t giving away any emotion, “Can I have a chat w’you?”

“S-sure,” She stutters, eyes wide and excited - oblivious that Harry actually knows what she had been posted on social media.

The singer takes her off to the side, YN’s eyes keep darting to them as she chats with the friendly fans who are complimenting her dress and her merch designs.

Frank is standing near Harry, prepared to escort the girl out after the conversation.

“Can we get a selfie?” Gina asks, pulling out her cellphone.

“No,” Harry replies seriously, “You also are going to get escorted out of this arena and banned from any of my future concerts.”

“Wh-what?” The girl stumbles, eyes watering as she looks at him in confusion and dismay.

“I need to make this a safe space for everyone who comes to my concerts. That especially includes m’wife. And I don’t feel comfortable havin’ someone scream at m’wife and posting nasty things on social media attending my concert.”

Realization flashes across Gina’s face, “I’m so so sorry. I can apologize. I really didn’t mean-“

“No. I don’t think my whore of a wife would want to hear it,” Harry chuckles with a nasty edge, “Y’can fuck off now. Go find a new artist to harass ‘cause if I see y’face at one of m’concerts - y’getting kicked out immediately.”

Frank appears beside them, gently guiding the hysterical girl out of the room while the fans look back in confusion.

They forget all about it once Harry saunters up to them and gives them a crooked smile, “Hi, m’Harry. How are y’guys?”

The fans don’t miss his hand moving quickly to squeeze his wife’s hip in reassurance before starting to sign things and take pictures.

-

Later that night, the disgruntled ‘fan’ sends out a nasty few tweets where real fans go after her and defend YN.

Also, the true fans are cooing over the fact that Harry is such a good husband.

haleyhs22: omg, could you imagine being called out by the nicest guy on this earth

tpwkjess_young: okay but I wish I had the luck that @ynstyles has to get a manz like that 😩

UsWeekly: Harry Styles bans ignorant fan from tour after nasty videos were leaked attacking his wife

strawberriesinsummer: harry is such a VIBE. Like he deadass kicked that girl out and then spent the whole night trying to seduce his wife with his shimmies and winks - he’s the hoe 🍑

-

[charmixpower]

Oh how do you think each of the Specialists would congratulate/celebrate the 8th of March?

Ah how would the boyfriends of the most powerful women in the world celebrate/congratulate them on international women's day

Sky:

*exits his high security anti-media bunker* *makes a Instagram post about how amazing Bloom is and how much he loves her* *drops off the face of the magic dimension again before a reporter can find him*

Buys Bloom a box of chocolates :)

Brandon:

Gets to do an interview about dating on of the most powerful women in the universe, while Stella gets interviewed about being said powerful fairy

Brandon drinks his respects women juice and he spends his day showering Stella in compliments on tv 💗

Timmy:

Forgot, like he had something planned but he forgot

It isn't a thing on Zenith so it's not like Tecna cared

They probably spent all day working on a machine and then checked their phone to see pictures of the Winx girls plastered everywhere and try to figure out what the fuck happened

Tells Tecna happy women's day :)

The go back to work instantly after

Riven:

*cringes at his past self so hard*

Buys a condolences card but crosses out things and writes over it to say "Sorry I was such a dick, your super cool" and gives it to Musa in hopes that it will make her laugh. It does, victory achieved

Makes a tweet that says "happy international women's day to the only women ever" and it's a picture of Musa at like 8 am eating breakfast half awake bc Riven's Twitter is a Musa Stan account

Dunks on some idiot being stupid under his tweets because it's the closest he can get to fighting his past self

Helia:

Takes Flora on a whole date :)))

Pulls out all the stops for a amazing time

Probably takes it the most seriously

Nabu:

Aisha, being stifled her whole life and essentially being raised to be the perfect princess with all the sexism baggage that comes with it, is spending her day doing interviews and pointing out societal problems

Aisha hates being on tv or dealing with the media bc of her severe anxiety

Nabu is there supporting his gf on national TV backing up everything she says and verbally destroying anyone who says she sounds hysterical

Just a guy supporting a queen

[let-me-take-your-soul]

What social media would the Soul Eater cast use?

Thank you for the prompt! I hope you enjoy it! Let me know if there are any other characters you’re curious about!

~~~

Maka: While her media presence isn’t strong, I feel like Maka has a lot of social media accounts. She’s (reluctantly) friends with her dad on Facebook, but she also uses any social media platforms that her friends are on so she can follow and support them. She also likes to know what’s going on in the community so any neighborhood pages or favorite businesses in Death City, she’ll follow their social pages.

Soul: Reddit. He likes to frequent obscure forums and he sends a lot of memes to his friends that they don’t understand most of the time. He tried getting Maka and Blackstar into using Reddit, and while they both have accounts because of him, neither of them really picked up on using them.

Blackstar: Blackstar would probably have a Twitter and Snapchat. He wouldn’t use Twitter very often, but when he does, he posts absolutely ridiculous tweets. Snapchat is what he uses more frequently if he wants to interact or show off to his friends. He and Patty will go back and forth with ridiculous stunts that they do, and he usually ropes Tsubaki into recording them.

Tsubaki: Similar to Maka, Tsubaki’s social media presence consists of a lot of support for those around her. She does like to occasionally post on Facebook or Instagram with little life updates, or pictures of her hanging out with Blackstar, but she keeps her socials on private, only letting people follow her if she knows them in person.

Kid: Kid would have 2 sets of social media accounts. One set for Twitter/Facebook/Instagram that is curated to what he would want his friends and colleagues to see, and then another set of socials under a different name where he finds memes and videos that he finds hysterical. When Soul sends him memes from Reddit, he pretends not to understand them, but on the inside, he’s like “I saw this weeks ago, how are you just now finding this comedy gold?”

Liz: Liz is an avid user of instagram. She downloaded it when it first came out and has learned to take the most aesthetic pictures of things. She loves using their filters. She doesn’t use the stories option too often, but does use it every now and then. She might also use vsco, but not nearly as often. Like, she downloaded it when it first came out, but she still defaults to instagram.

Patty: She *loves* snapchat. She likes how much chaos she can post to her story, and loves to send snaps to everyone on her friends list. Don’t start a streak with her unless you plan on having wild conversations too. The only time she won’t reply to a “streak” snap is if it’s funnier for her not to.

Crona: Crona has no clue what social media is and when their friends try to explain it, they get flustered at the idea of it. “I can barely deal with people in real life! How would I even begin to deal with strangers from across the planet?” So Crona doesn’t have any accounts. Ragnarok probably wouldn’t care about having social media either, but he’d be a total cyberbully if he had access to any socials.

Stein: Stein also doesn’t have social media. He’s not exactly the kind of person who wants to interact with others. The closest thing he’d have is his work email, and even then, you aren’t getting a timely response from him about anything. If you want his attention, you have to seek him out in person.

Spirit: Facebook dad 100%. There are so many pictures of Maka on his page and he also shares minion memes. On top of that, you know this man would have so many dating apps. He’d learn about Tinder and just be an absolute menace.

Blair: Blair would have a tiktok and she would kill it at every dance trend. She'd get very popular on straight tiktok and would probably end up disabling her comment section. She'd stick to interacting with her mutuals and hyping them up while posting her own thirst traps though.

[fruitcoops]

So this is sort of similar to the people writing fanfic about the lions but can you imagine the YouTube edits? Like the videos that are just "Cap having heart eyes for Loops for 10 minutes straight" or "Loops lovingly dragging Caps name through the mud for 3 minutes" like those kinds of things and I can just imagine them doing reaction videos and it just being funny and the world just loving coops

Okay so this wasn't a specific fic request but I got carried away with imagining videos and....here you go. SW credit goes to @lumosinlove, but Grace and Anna are mine! Bonus points to anyone who remembers the easter egg in this one!

Message From: Gracie

ANNA HOLY SHIT

Anna frowned at her phone screen, squinting to read around the spiderweb crack decorating the upper corner. She had tried to convince herself that it was cool, goth, edgy, but in the end she had to admit that it was just irritating. In a tragic turn of events, packing tape couldn’t fix everything.

Message To: Gracie

Wtf did I do

Two weeks of radio silence, then unexplained accusations. Anna shook her head as the grey bubble disappeared for a third time and turned back to her computer. Grace may have been her favorite cousin—and favorite person, if she was being honest—but very few things came between Anna and video editing. Especially editing for a Lions meme video. She had a whole 2,341 followers to attend to, after all.

Message From: Gracie

DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING INTERVIEW???

Message To: Gracie

Wow thank you so helpful

Message From: Gracie

Skip to 2:45 bestie

A link popped up just as Anna cut a segment from the sleep study video, where Loops’ heart eyes were in full effect. It was a rare, precious find for fan editors like herself.

“Come on,” she groaned. Maybe introducing Grace to the deepest parts of her hockey obsession was a mistake. But, really, what else was she supposed to do when she learned her cousin, who didn’t even live in Gryffindor, got to meet her favorite players just by chilling in a café? What kind of cosmic joke was that?

She narrowed her eyes at the embed of the link, then stifled a shriek. Impossible. How had she missed an upload?

As if on cue, her computer pinged with a new notification from the Lion Pride channel. “Oh, fuck me,” she muttered, scrambling to save her half-done video and pressing play.

The interviewer asked basic questions, ones she had heard the answers to a million times while curating her content. It always felt funny to hear people refer to Cap as ‘Sirius’—it was too official, too formal. She had spent countless hours on the compilations of his softer moments, and they were her most popular videos. Cap Having Heart Eyes for Loops for 10 Minutes Gay. Cap Being an Actual Puppy for Six and a Half Minutes. Everyone Wanting Cap Cuddles for Fifteen Minutes. Every Time Cap Smiles When Someone Mentions His Godson. The list was endless. She loved it.

She did a silent fist pump when she saw the interviewer had snagged both Cap and Loops; that would give her a whole new stream of workable content. If she was lucky, she could expand on her series of Loops Lovingly Roasting His Friends, part…fuck it, who was even counting anymore?

Anna was so caught up in her excitement that she nearly forgot about Grace’s suggestion. I’ve never skipped through a video on the first watch before, she thought hesitantly. But maybe just this once…

Her cursor hovered over the 2:45mark. She closed her eyes, and clicked it.

“—have you been adjusting to life as a celebrity?” the interviewer asked. Anna nearly rolled her eyes when Loops laughed. That question had been used far too often to be interesting anymore.

“It’s had its ups and downs,” Loops said with a smile. “Mostly, though, the fans have been incredible and just knocked my socks off with their support.”

“Really? What’s your favorite part of the Lions fanbase?”

He didn’t miss a beat. “Their creativity, for sure. There was a video a while back where we reacted to some of the comments people left, and this person on Twitter made an absolutely beautiful collage of photos.”

“I have it saved to my phone,” Sirius added.

One more clip for the simp video. Anna made a note on the small corner space of her European History notes. The degree can wait for ten more minutes.

“Do you have a favorite creator?”

The interviewer was clearly teasing, but Loops’ smile was genuine. “I don’t know about a favorite, but there’s this person on YouTube who makes a shit ton of videos and they’re hysterical. I saw one the other day about—god, what was it again?”

“Every time I smile when people mention Harry,” Sirius answered around a laugh. “Can you blame me?”

Anna didn’t hear the next question. A ringing noise filled her ears as she sat, frozen, on her shitty dorm mattress and listened to her literal heroes talk about her dorky little channel. “Holy fuck,” she blurted after a moment of silence. “Holy fuck.”

“—subscribed?” The man’s voice snapped her back to reality.

“Of course I am!” Loops said. “You think I’m passing up a chance to watch a compilation of my friends making stupid decisions for the entire internet to see?”

A noise that would have been a shriek if Anna had any breath left in her body escaped her lungs; she clamped a hand over her mouth and shakily exited from the video before going to her YouTube account. 800 new notifications. 700 new followers in the last quarter hour. She was pretty sure she blacked out for a second from sheer shock and joy.

Message To: Gracie

What

Message From: Gracie

You’re famous!

Message To: Gracie

What

Message From: Gracie

I bet he knows your stuff better than he remembers me tbh

“They know me,” she whispered, staring at her computer. The unfinished video showed a perfect frame of Loops’ soft smile as he watched Cap get his toothbrush stuck in his pajama shirt. Somehow, the thought was both exhilarating and horrifying. What if they thought she was a creep? She wasn’t, not really, just a bored college student with not enough free time for a job but too much to keep herself busy with schoolwork. Her 2,341—no, 3,052—followers were just other hockey nerds looking for time to kill.

And the subject of those videos was one of her subscribers.

Anna slipped her headphones back on and began to edit like it was her last day on earth. Her fingers flew across the keyboard on muscle memory while her brain fizzed. Perfect, she thought. It has to be perfect.

In four hours, it was done. She sat back, panting, then hunched over again and began tapping out a title card.

Hello. Idk if anyone saw the new Lion Pride video today (linked below if anyone wants to see why I’m dying right now) but apparently Remus Lupin is subscribed to this channel and has been for a while.

Hi Loops. I’m Anna. You met my cousin once and she said she liked your sweater.

Now that that’s out of the way, please enjoy the next five minutes of our new rookie being the sappiest mf in existence (except for his fiancé). Mr. Lupin, please tell Hattie I say hello.

She pressed upload, peeled her headphones off, and collapsed backward on her bed.

Message To: Gracie

If I die here, tell the world I did it doing what I loved

Message From: Gracie

Will do

OH FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING UP THE SWEATER I SOUND LIKE A CREEP

Anna covered her itchy eyes with her forearm and settled in for a long, long nap. Her brain still needed to repair a few circuits.

[keiruvieg]

Jujutsu kaisen men as crushes i had that made me rethink my life choices

ft: Satoru Gojo,Choso,Geto Suguru, Toji Fushiguro,Yuji Itadori

warning: grammatical errors!!!

GOJO SATORU

the last crush that I had-bitch was traumatized at some point. Made me rethink my life choices at some point. HE DOESN’T STAY WITH JUST ONE GIRL. Found out that I ruined his last relationship because me and him are talking. I somehow can’t move on from him. Really sweet tho-really clingy also. He’s the type to hold your hand with no one looking. Made a twitter account just to post his flirtiness but will not post you

overall 7/10 i like him too much atleast give him a high rating pls

GETO SUGURU

my one and only first love- as of to this day I still can’t get him out of my head but oh well. A crackhead-i love that. ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT HE HAS TIME FOR ME. Always reassure me with sweet shits(i kinda miss that). WOULD TIE MY MOTHERFUCKING SHOES EVEN THOUGH I COULD DO IT. Study Sessions? Study sessions. Holding your hand and boasting abt it

overall 10/10 idc idc this man had my heart broken but made me the happiest

CHOSO

The really sweet guy that i dont even know if i had feelings for him or not. will come with me through the most random things. REALLY REALLY CARING. HOLDS YOUR HAND EVERY MF TIME IF HE HAS THE CHANCE. Always make sure you’re alright. The first one to know shits about me because i can turn to him whenever i want. Affectionate-but only made sure its private between the two us.

overall 9/10 i was confused about him and his feelings idek if i should return it or not

TOJI FUSHIGURO

idk man kinda reminds me of my crush that i had since elementary. I REALLY LIKED HIM A LOT TOO. Somehow very sweet and affectionate. HAS A LOT OF GIRLS LIKE A LOT. Found out I had no chance with him when he got a girlfriend but still continued my feelings for him cause he is good looking. the “i just told them you’re my crush because i have no one to point to” basically got mad at me. found out that he cheated to his girl also

overall 5/10 thank you for being the one i labeled as my crush but i still hate your personality

YUJI ITADORI

the fun classmate that you fell for because of his humor, yes that. DANCE OUT OF NOWHERE. His laugh is hysteric-but loved it at some point. THE FIRST GUY TO GIVE ME VALENTINE CHOCOLATE TOO LIKE WTF DUDE YOU GON MAKE ME CRY. THE ONE WHO WILL ASK FOR ANSWERS OUT OF NOWHERE-LIKE DUDE IM ANSWERING HERE ATLEAST WAIT FOR A MINUTE WOULDJA. would loveeeee to play with his hair. HE MEASURES YOUR HAND WITH HIS-ok i see yaaaa. The one who makes jokes a lot and somehow makes your day even though you planned to go to school with a foul mood.

overall 11/10 the one who made my class fun like i love you and i miss you make my day again

[1d-discourseoftheday]

Tues 26 Jan ‘21

Louis tweeted “How's everyone doing?” No Louis, HOW ARE YOU DOING?? “Alright thanks!” he says. It's the third time this month he's checked on us but does that Mean anything? Says SBB himself, “You lot read into things too much” HAHAHAHHAAAA SKSKKDJ WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU MOM!!  Well WHY is MTV posting about Copy then?? asked a fan in a very GOTCHA tone but Louis has an unarguable answer: “because it's a banger.” Well alright alright you got us there, that's very true. He says many other little things too including Strong Opinions about breakfast food (“pancakes obviously” ...was that in fact ...obvious??) and talking about a sports related series he's watching-- it really is about basketball this time unlike UFC! He also tells us that he tried to talk to Liam “earlier” “but he was in Tesco”. A fan posted that he replied to a their DM- a picture of their cat pawing adoringly at a pic of Louis- and said “this put me in such a good mood haha! Love the little lad. Bless him x”, but then later they said they it was fake, sorry. A convincing Louis imitation, but more to the point a very convincing screen record video showing the exchange: please remember this next time such a video is offered as proof for something.

Niall is in the studio with his favorite collaborators, Eskeerdo and John Ryan! The man does value consistency in all things, no question, but you know what they say- if it ain't broke, don't fix it! Despite a Morning Mashup snippet from yesterday where he agreed with the host that maybe their little kid shouldn't be exposed to Small Talk, we know he is happy with the Heartbreak Weather sound, so why not more of the same? The only question I have is: when?

Zayn's sponsorship deals continue to be increasingly wacky; today it's a coloring app! The Nobody Is Listening coloring book is now available; as usual, things I really could NOT have predicted happening every single day around here. Liam's sponsorship is less wacky today: a new Hugo pic posted.

And the greatest showmance of our generation continues to amaze, astound, and crack me the F up-- first up, in hands down the funniest thing to happen all week, Harper’s Bazaar retitled a Holivia timeline article with the headline “Sorry everyone, Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles' romance isn't a PR stunt” (and added a little blurb at the end of 'a source' saying so) which is hilarious enough on its own, the DEFENSIVENESS, but THAT'S NOT ALL! The author of the article, seeing it, tweeted “I didn't even write this! It's an old article that's been updated. I DEFINITELY think it's PR...” HAHAHAHA WHAT AN ICON. She didn't lay out that whole embarrassing timeline in print to be disrespected like this, Harper’s Bazaar! But less funny, she was disrespected by more than just the magazine-- she deleted her account due to harassment after the tweet. Sighhh. Those harries sure do love to TPWK (threat). PR for this shitshow is taking a turn for the defensive all over this week, as we saw with yesterday's Vogue article; that piece seems to have been the leading edge of an iceberg that is the new angle- 'Olivia Isn't The Bad Guy Here'. Fine, yes, no one is because this ISN'T REAL so truly whatever yall, but the really hysterical thing about the Vogue piece apparently being more or less HQ dictated is that at least like half of it is just “terrible things people are saying on twitter” and “here's why twitter is annoying” and I'm ROLLING at them sinking to this level, like when you are at the point of trying to take down twitter arguments one by one you have officially LOST CONTROL OF THE CONVERSATION lmao and lbr-- they have. People simply do not think this is real and it is funnnnny. AND SPEAKING of sinking to a level and then just keeping going right down to the molten core of the earth, can I just mention that Michael Strauss, aka the guy who is suing Briana for her boobs (case was postponed; has not yet been heard), has not only been arguing in the comments over at CelebTM that NO, REALLY it's NOT WEIRD that the sonogram pic posted was clearly not Briana's and is making up stories trying to explain it, he's now doing so from his dog's account. Will his dog also be heading over to TMZ, who tweeted the article today, to argue with people one by one in those comments? We've seen a lot of dogs used for stunt purposes, but at least they never put the words in Max or Clifford's actual mouths!

[nogoinghomegame]

Let's discuss.

DemScissors is apparently a pseudonym of Noel Gallagher, and even though he has social media where he could be telling the world all about his great adventures throughout his tours (he even has a Twitter despite calling it the "playground of idiots!") he decided in 2018 to make it private...sort.

Through no effort of my own, I went to see it. These are nine posts made by this account, and they all mention #TheSinger (that's Liam! Right?). It's seems to me that Noel took every opportunity to mention him.

Every.

Single.

Post.

Including number ten, but unfortunately Tumblr only allows nine posts. Sad, really.

If you are absolutely not in the mood to click on some simple screenshots. I'll write them out. As I am so generous.

Number one. "Anyway...#TheSinger says he needs me (of course he does!). Toodlesnip!" Did he bring Liam with him? What does this mean?

Number two. "#TheSinger said "I ain't seen this much snow since the 90s. Professional 🙄" Is he right next to you? Which one of you is more obsessed? COME ON YOU SNOW LG x

Number three. "#TheSinger has informed that DC is home to Bad Brains. He's either talking about the band or he's going political on us." DC. Just bro's chilling in DC!

Number four. "There seemed to be a lot of chatter about something called a Super Bowl during the day...surely it can't be the same bowl that #TheSinger uses to sculpt his barnet?!" What kind of sibling are you if not one that constantly teases the little one?

Number five. "Some might say (wahey!) a day off in NYC is no bad thing but not when #TheSinger has a colossal hangover and decides to sleep all day...in the (fucking) city that never sleeps!" Either he is truly fustrated by this, or he has decided to stay inside with Liam and wait until he awakens again. Interesting, but strange dynamic.

Plus, "#TheSinger informs me that someone called Tom Brady is coming daaaaarn (down) to my show tomorrow." Hey? Doesn't Noel and Liam both have a big hate for Tom? Check out Lord Don't Slow Me Down.

Number six. "PS - #TheSinger says "hi!" by the way - like any of you give a (high flying) fuck!" Enough of one to comment upon it. True love is in the air...and I can almost smell it.

Number seven. These are far too long for me to be bothered to write (acute laziness ladies and gentlemen). But I'll point it out. "Where did it all go wrong (Wahey!"). Do you remember this line? Check out "Where Did It All Go Wrong" by Oasis.

Where Did It All Go Wrong from Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants.

Number eight. "Come on lads, ladies and Gem (he's from Newcastle) - it really ain't as hard as #TheSinger makes it look. (Oooo pardon!). There is nothing to say. As it's just teasing. I guess.

Number nine (thank god!). "I've gotta say...watching #TheSinger do meet and greets is without a doubt the greatest thing about this tour." Now, you have a older brother laughing (with laughter, not tears) and watching, if you can imagine, in hysterics, about Liam (who is often clumsy in the way he achieves social interaction) interacting during meet and greets. Wallah. All done. Aren't you happy to be rid of me?

The conclusion is this one - can we really believe this is Noel? And if yes, would he really bring Liam on tour...with NGHFB. The evidence here is supplied. Make a decision, and make it snappy...(snippy...?*wahey*)...

Adios.

[katsucutie]

mha masterlist ✿

all rights reserved to katsucutie. please do not repost, plagiarize, modify, copy, or translate. thank you and enjoy!

ashido mina

turned into a baby for a day | hc

summary: how you would treat mina who turned into a baby

bonding with the bakusquad | hc

summary: you bond with mina over tiktok dance challenges

s/o with a history of abusive relationships | hc

summary: how mina would react to a s/o who was in an abusive relationship

asui tsuyu

turned into a baby for a day | hc

summary: how you would treat tsuyu who turned into a baby

bakugou katsuki

burn book | smau

summary: a popular twitter account raises hell for ua, and katsuki is determined to find out who it is. 

i hate your guts | mature

summary: class 1-a has this belief that you and katsuki hate each other, though one incident has their minds changed

break up prank | fake text

summary: you prank bakugou into thinking that you want to break up

clingy s/o | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to a clingy s/o

clingy s/o part two | hc

summary: you are separated from bakugou for some time

younger sibling | hc

summary: how bakugou would treat his younger sibling

impressing the younger sibling | imagine, 800 w.c.

summary: bakugou tries to impress your younger sibling, and prove that he is a good boyfriend 

s/o with snakes and bearded dragons | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to a s/o with snakes and bearded dragons

18+ lyric prank | fake text

summary: you prank bakugou with the lyrics to WAP

secret s/o | hc

summary: the bakusquad finds out that you are secretly dating bakugou 

love language | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to a his s/o’s love language

bonding with the bakusquad | hc

summary: you bond with bakugou over spicy food

knitting s/o | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to a s/o who knits

18+ messages while at an event | fake text

summary: you send bakugou 18+ texts while he’s at the bar with friends

banned streaming account | fake text

summary: you send bakugou hysterical texts about your twitch account being temporarily banned

pick a number for n00ds | fake texts

summary: you ask bakugou to pick a number, which in turn will be the number of n00des you send him

dating his friend | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to his younger sibling dating his friend

s/o with nipple piercings | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to a s/o with nipple piercings

s/o with a history of abusive relationships | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to a s/o who was in an abusive relationship

trust them with your drink | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to you telling him you’d trust him holding your drink at a bar

s/o who bakes | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to a s/o who bakes at night

cracktivities | hc

summary: what you and bakugou do as y’alls cracktivity

chubby s/o | hc

summary: how bakugou would react to a chubby s/o

lets do the do | fake text

summary: how bakugou would react to his best friend asking to fuck

cringe dirty text | fake texts

summary: how you react to bakugou sending you cringe dirty texts

class hear you two | fake text

summary: class hear you and bakugou from the next room

swipe right | fake texts

summary: after completing the swipe right challenge, it was quite interesting to learn that your best friend bakugou, and the number one subscribed gamer, todoroki, were among the one hundred swiped right

kaminari denki

pranking class 1a | hc

summary: you and denki prank class 1a

pranking part two | hc

summary: you and denki prank the bakusquad and shinsou 

bonding with the bakusquad | hc

summary: you bond with kaminari over the kardashians

s/o with a history of abusive relationships | hc

summary: how kaminari would react to a s/o who was in an abusive relationship

trust them with your drink | hc

summary: how kaminari would react to you telling him you’d trust him holding your drink at a bar

s/o who bakes | hc

summary: how kaminari would react to a s/o who bakes at night

cracktivities | hc

summary: what you and kaminari do as y’alls cracktivity

lets do the do | fake text

summary: how kaminari would react to his best friend asking to fuck

the perfect stranger | smau

summary: the perfect stranger site was the go to in making online friends, but who knew your perfect stranger would be kaminari, the annoying student in microbiology

kirishima eijirou 

break up prank | fake text

summary: you prank kirishima into thinking that you want to break up

love language | hc

summary: how kirishima would react to a his s/o’s love language

bonding with the bakusquad | hc

summary: you bond with kirishima over exercise youtubers

18+ messages while at an event | fake text

summary: you send kirishima 18+ texts while he’s at an event

banned streaming account | fake text

summary: you send kirishima hysterical texts about your twitch account being temporarily banned

pick a number for n00ds | fake texts

summary: you ask kirishima to pick a number, which in turn will be the number of n00des you send him

s/o with a history of abusive relationships | hc

summary: how kirishima would react to a s/o who was in an abusive relationship

trust them with your drink | hc

summary: how kirishima would react to you telling him you’d trust him holding your drink at a bar

s/o with a small chest | hc

summary: how kirishima would react to a s/o with a small chest

s/o who bakes | hc

summary: how kirishima would react to a s/o who bakes at night

bad family | fake texts

summary: how kirishima reacts to your family members talking about your body

midoriya izuku

break up prank | fake text

summary: you prank midoryia into thinking that you want to break up

love language | hc

summary: how midoriya would react to a his s/o’s love language

knitting s/o | hc

summary: how midoriya would react to a s/o who knits

chubby s/o | hc

summary: how midoriya would react to a chubby s/o

lets do the do | fake text

summary: how midoriya would react to his best friend asking to fuck

let me peg kind sir | fake text

summary: how midoriya reacts to you asking to peg him

sero hanta

mutual pining | hc

summary: sero helps you with small tasks during internships

bonding with the bakusquad | hc

summary: you bond with sero over manga 

s/o with a history of abusive relationships | hc

summary: how sero would react to a s/o who was in an abusive relationship 

dating kaminari’s sister | hc

summary: how sero would treat his s/o who is kaminari’s twin sister 

s/o who bakes | hc 

summary: how sero would react to a s/o who bakes at night

shigaraki tomura 

s/o with snakes and bearded dragons | hc

summary: how shigaraki would react to a s/o with snakes and bearded dragons

cracktivities | hc

summary: what you and shigaraki do as y’alls cracktivity

let me peg kind sir | fake text

summary: how shigaraki reacts to you asking to peg him

shinsou hitoshi 

mutual pining | smau

summary: you and shinsou have been crushing on each other for several months, things begin to change when his best friend becomes a new employee at your job. 

co-ed | smau

summary: when UA said they has co-ed dorms, you didn’t think they meant rooms as well

note: discontinued 

18+ lyric prank | fake text

summary: you prank shinsou with the lyrics to DDLG

knitting s/o | hc

summary: how shinsou would react to a s/o who knits

18+ messages while at an event | fake text

summary: you send shinsou 18+ texts while he’s giving a pro-hero seminar to students

banned streaming account | fake text

summary: you send shinsou hysterical texts about your youtube account being temporarily banned

pick a number for n00ds | fake texts

summary: you ask shinsou to pick a number, which in turn will be the number of n00des you send him

s/o with nipple piercings | hc

summary: how shinsou would react to a s/o with nipple piercings

lets do the do | fake text

summary: how shinsou would react to his best friend asking to fuck

cringe dirty text | fake texts

summary: how you react to shinsou sending you cringe dirty texts

takami keigo 

pick a number for n00ds | fake texts

summary: you ask hawks to pick a number, which in turn will be the number of n00des you send him

older brother | hc

summary: how hawks treats you as your older brother 

bad family | fake texts 

summary: how hawks reacts to your family members talking about your body 

cringe dirty text | fake texts

summary: how you react to hawks sending you cringe dirty texts

todoroki shouto

swapped | smau

summary: you attend a store’s opening in order to earn a miruko photocard, only to swap the card with someone you’d later find out is your longtime crush shouto.

break up prank | fake text

summary: you prank todoroki into thinking that you want to break up

s/o with snakes and bearded dragons | hc

summary: how todoroki would react to a s/o with snakes and bearded dragons

18+ lyric prank | fake text

summary: you prank todoroki with the lyrics to CyberSex

knitting s/o | hc

summary: how todoroki would react to a s/o who knits

18+ messages while at an event | fake text

summary: you send todoroki 18+ texts while he’s at the public hero saftey commission building 

pick a number for n00ds | fake texts

summary: you ask todoroki to pick a number, which in turn will be the number of n00des you send him

trust them with your drink | hc

summary: how todoroki would react to you telling him you’d trust him holding your drink at a bar

s/o with a small chest | hc

summary: how todoroki would react to a s/o with a small chest

dating aizawa’s daughter | hc

summary: how todoroki would react to you being aizawa’s daughter

jealous | hc

summary: how todoroki would react to you complimenting bakugou

cracktivities | hc

summary: what you and todoroki do as y’alls cracktivity

chubby s/o | hc

summary: how todoroki would react to a chubby s/o

spooktivities | hc

summary: you and shouto try to scare endeavor for halloween

cringe dirty text | fake texts

summary: how you react to todoroki sending you cringe dirty texts

swipe right | fake texts 

summary: after completing the swipe right challenge, it was quite interesting to learn that your best friend bakugou, and the number one subscribed gamer, todoroki, were among the one hundred swiped right

let me peg kind sir | fake text

summary: how shouto reacts to you asking to peg him

todoroki touya

s/o with snakes and bearded dragons | hc

summary: how dabi would react to a s/o with snakes and bearded dragons

older brother | hc

summary: how dabi treats you as your older brother

s/o with a small chest | hc

summary: how dabi would react to a s/o with a small chest

cracktivities | hc

summary: what you and dabi do as y’alls cracktivity

bad family | fake texts

summary: how dabi reacts to your family members talking about your body

cringe dirty text | fake texts

summary: how you react to dabi sending you cringe dirty texts

togata mirio

let me peg kind sir | fake text

summary: how mirio reacts to you asking to peg him

uraraka ochaco

turned into a baby for a day | hc

summary: how you would treat ochaco who turned into a baby