#I want to smoosh him

[frnkiebby]

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will always be a whore for cutie current cardigan frankie~🎃

[lazyrunawayphilosopher]

Scaramouche in Fatui outfit in Arlecchino's animated short. He looks so cute like a small kitten compared to the rest of the harbingers present there (Jester, Childe and Signora).

[thatfanfictionchick]

I've only had Pluto for five minutes but if anything happens to him I'm re-killing everyone at this academy.

[heartofspells]

Saturday Snippet

Tagged by the lovely @r33sespieces. Thank you, my sweet <3

A little Sirius raising Harry fun on this fine day for you all.

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"I think he's lonely," supplies Hermione knowingly on the playground one day when Harry brings it up. "Mrs Weasley thinks the same thing. I heard her telling Andromeda during Christmas, which means I'm right."

"What's he got to be lonely for?" scoffs Ron, frowning at Hermione. "He's got Harry, don't he?"

"Yes, but adults like other adults around, Ron," says the girl in irritation. "Honestly, don't you pay attention to anything?" As Ron sputters, Hermione turns to Harry who's digging his hands into the sand surrounding them. "Don't you think he's lonely, Harry?"

Shrugging, Harry makes an uncertain face. "I dunno. He seems okay except at night sometimes. Maybe it's what's in the bottle he's always got, but I can't figure out what it is. I can't ever find it in the morning, like it never existed and I just made it up."

"Grown-ups don't like for kids to know when they're sad," informs Hermione promptly.

"D'you think he puts his sadness into the bottle and throws it away before I wake up?" asks Harry. "That way I'll never see it and he thinks I don't know it's there?"

"Yeah. Yeah, yeah!" chirps Ron excitedly. "I bet that's it. What else would it be?"

"Maybe he's drinking it," insists Hermione pressingly, cleverly, but neither Ron nor Harry are paying her any attention now.

"You should get him a girlfriend!" tosses out Ron eagerly, kicking up a bit of sand as he lurches forward onto his knees. "Bill's got one of those now. They've always got their faces shoved together. It's gross." He pulls a disgusted expression, his nose and mouth twisting like he might be ill.

"I think my dad likes boys," muses Harry thoughtfully. "I've seen him flirt with them at the market and in the park."

"He flirts with the girls, too, I've seen it," urges Ron, appearing puzzled.

Harry frowns a little in consideration, his eyes twitching away as he recalls encounters he's witnessed with Sirius. "Doesn't seem the same when he does it with them. He mostly just smiles and nods a lot. Like he's being nice more than anything."

"So, get him a boyfriend, then!"

"But how do I do that?"

Hermione clears her throat, pulling their focus. "You'll have to study," she provides, sitting up straighter, and Ron moans, flopping backwards into the sand, a cloud bursting around him. He swats the grains away with an annoyed hand.

"You always want to study," he grumbles, scowling at the bright sky overhead. "Study, study, study."

Tagging: @spikybanana @tracingpatternswrites @juliflamme @hihimissamericanbi

[ecto-space]

alright who the FUCK spilt all these cheetos on my bed

[nobrain-onlysteven]

he is babey boy, your honor

[lovereadandwrite]

Reigen forehead kisses don’t come for free (but he’ll give you a great deal😘)

og meme/prompt from mitzubao on twitter !✨

[atopvisenyashill]

aegon vi x sansa

when you’re fucking the same guy and that guy is your mutual half brother.

anyways this exists in my mind as like “asoiaf but more overtly subtextually gay” where aegon/jon is show!visaemon levels of intense but jonsa still happens. those two are straight up secret married in front of a weirwood and bran officiating as a crow, then jon gets sent as an envoy to treat with the hot new claimant to the iron throne and immediately falls ass deep into another identity crisis surrounding wanting to bang his sibling. enter sansa, who does not like aegon’s weird incest vibes bc HIS are rancid, hers are fine bc it’s not incest anymore thanks very much, just absolutely managing to third wheel this burgeoning targaryen mutually assured destruction spiral through the power of passive aggressive messages alone. becoming fond of each other solely bc of their relationship with jon (see “what you did for her is the only reason i’m not killing you” but apply it to sansa/aegon snarking at each other over jon). this will never happen tho so it only exists in my mind!!!!

[meownotgood]

Tbh I'd let Aki dogsit my babies,,, they are a weird bunch but I feel like Aki would get along a bit with them

THEIR SILLY SMUSHY FACES 😭😭😭😭💓 I CAN'T THEY'RE SO CUTE

[athenepromachos]

"Hello my little one" ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[soaring-minuet]

He is the most pathetic of little guys when he’s scared and I love him for it.

[frnkiebby]

fast as FUCK~🎃

[megane-sama]

And of course by proxy, I love my babe's babe.

Hifumi is literally just the sweetest like....

LOOK AT HIM. LOOK.

[bakudekubuoy]

If I don’t brush my I have not showered teeth within the next in two months two hours I will LITERALLY DIE

[wintercosmickillsx]

To be crushed by his big arms or thighs?!

[aspiringnexu]

So there are several ships I’m into in the LOTR/Hobbit/ROP fandoms some of which could be entirely plausible all in the same AU.

With that in mind may I introduce you to Legolas *deep breath*

-Prince of the Woodland Realm (by his father Thranduil)

-Prince of the Kingdom of Dale (by his stepfather Bard)

-Lord of Ithilien

-Lord-Consort of Aglarond (by his husband Gimli)

-Potential King-Consort of Erebor should shit go sideways (via his marriage to Gimli, of the line of Durin)

-Distant relation to Bilbo and consequently Frodo Baggins (from Bilbo’s marriage to Thorin, relation of Gimli’s)

-Distant relation of Elrond’s through the line of Durin and therefore relations to Arwen, Elrohir, and Elladan and therefore distantly related to Aragorn the King of Gondor (from Elrond’s first marriage to Durin IV and Princess Disa)

-Direct relation to Prince Kili and Princess Tauriel (via Gimli, again)

I’ll admit the most amusing potential title Legolas could have would be future King-Consort because (ignoring the tragedy that would have to arise to put Gimli on the throne in the first place) that would make Thranduil directly related to the royal line of dwarves and he would hate that. And on the flip-side the dwarves would not be able to challenge the fact that Legolas, as an elf, is unfit to be King-Consort because bizarrely there is no rule against it. No dwarf in the history of ever has thought to put down a rule forbidding elves from marrying into the royal line or forbidding them from becoming King or Queen Consort. Or King or Queen at all, really.

Of course the tragedy could be avoided if Thorin, Fili, and Kili all renounced their claims for one reason or another and the crown just sort of bounced around and landed on Gimli. I’ll imagine that’s what happened. Leaving Legolas a Prince twice over, a Lord and Lord-Consort of two different realms, and the King-Consort under the fucking mountain.