#I’m not even exaggerating here

[novelist-becca]

Me after I just read a fic where Luz was being borderline abusive towards Vee

[vixenday]

i am still going through the horrors but i made an au!!! it’s a squirrelflight au called the crush au, where she stays with ashfur. nightcloud doesn’t divorce crowfeather but does NOT like him (staying together for breezekit’s sake), crowfeather knows about the three’s existence but doesn’t give a darn about them, and squirrelflight still takes the kits and tells ashfur they’re his, as she did with brambleclaw.

ashfur is a controlling piece of fox dung to squirrelflight, as one could expect from him, forcing her to fit in the role of a loving wife and mother so he can live his white-picket-fence dream. squilf finds solace in talking to nightcloud at gatherings about their shitty mates, and the two become friends. they start to sneak out to see each other and talk with each other, and become besties. this was a thing from my other tumblr draft about it that i haven’t posted yet which essentially is them.

ashfur eventually gets worse to squilf, and leafpool knows it’s not good but it really sets in when jaypaw, her very new apprentice, mentions it. leafpool is very upset and gets squilf to tell firestar and sandstorm. she eventually gets support and leaves ashfur and he seems chill about it, but he is Not. he’s essentially stalking her, and wuh oh nightcloud and squirrelflight, eventually, become secretly romantic crowleaf style (at this point nightcloud divorced crowfeather, and this takes place a while later as squilf needs to heal and repair her mental state before jumping into another relationship). ashfur snaps because “only i can have her” weird shit. fire scene!!!! but, it is different. ashfur plans it more carefully, a lot more. he wants to take away everything squirrelflight ever loved, so he can be the only thing she can love. it’s not as much revenge like it is in canon but an attempt to destroy her further so she only has him left. the fire scene is essentially the same, with the exception of nightcloud being there rather than squirrelflight. and instead of the classic “they’re adopted lol” bit, breezepelt pops out of nowhere and literally up and attacks ashfur, and the others get to escape. i have no clue how i’m gonna get nightcloud there but i will FIGURE IT OUT, breeze just follows nightcloud. I PROMISE THIS IS COOL AND MAKES SENSE THIS IS A RLLY CONDENSED VER. OF THE AU

ashfur lives and he gets a cool scar from the fire, and he goes “ugh fine you know what. HEY EVERYONE SQUIRRELFLIGHT ATTACKED ME AND SHES DATING NIGHTCLOUD” but nightcloud, i love her, is a stubborn lady that takes no shit, and essentially argues with ashfur at the gathering. starclan is pissed and does the moon cloud cover thing, but the clans remain at the gathering. crowfeather gets upset at nightcloud, nightcloud is sticking to her morals and taking no shit from ashfur, ashfur is just an asshole, squilf is two moments away from a panic attack and leafpool is considering murder, you know how it is. some stuff happens that i haven’t figured out, but eventually nightcloud and breezepaw go to thunderclan. why? i think it’s an adorable found family idea LOOK AT THEM.

that’s my wip half-done au that is not developed at all but i love the idea and am going to be doodling and developing it over the next few weeks ^^

[bookwyrminspiration]

I would not believe my eyes if ten million fireflies did anything dude

[ezraphobicsoup]

can i please request a fun fact about anything ever

[codenamesazanka]

I think, judging by how things are going, the end goal of bnha/hero kids is “learns to see Villains as human with human pasts and human motivations,” which indeed is a resolution to the conflict of plot basics, but man is that kinda underwhelming.

[party-gilmore]

[not even through first page of dash on allotted brief lunch time tumblr break]

[absolutely fantastic post about Palestine and Palestinians persevering and living and don’t let your western media propaganda bias dehumanise them to you based on stereotypes about their people during this ongoing genocide perpetuated by the state of israel]

awesome awesome hell yeah cool yes reblo-

“so anyway yeah Death To Israel”

…it would’ve been so fucking easy.

to not immediately miss the entire subtext of your own damn post.

“Dissolve.” “Dismantle.” “Deconstruct.” “Topple.” “Overthrow.” or i don’t know, just fucking…

one of so many other words that explicitly and specifically describe a process of removing the authority and sovereign status of a nation/state and its radical, war criminal government and occupying military forces.

but no instead let’s go with Death just fucking kill them all wipe them out the same way they’re doing to Palestine because as we all know of course there’s no “citizens” in israel actively fighting and protesting and campaigning and being targeted by their own radical government for it. they’re all just exactly the same as the stereotype all the media making it out of israel shows - toxic, racist, inhuman, bullshit viral video/tiktok stars, who are all cheering and making jokes about it, and if you try to humanize israelis right now what are you a fucking zionist how DARE you not support Palestine?

and then these same folks will turn around and say “okay y’all STOP freaking out about retaliatory violence, NO ONE is saying freeing Palestine means theyre are gonna turn around and try to wipe israeli’s* out the same way, that’s making a LOT of incredibly harmful assumptions about them based on barbaric and fearmongering stereotypes ”

…in the same fucking breath they just said “death to israel.”

8 whole minutes in and that’s ALREADY enough social media for the day 🫥

[tobyneedssleep]

“oh i might start writing fics for this fandom!! :D”

*gets into tma*

*gets into another podcast*

*gets into another podcast*

*gets into another podcast*

[microsuedemouse]

ah, finally an episode addressing the true scourge of small-town semi-rural living: wealthy people buying up land and building the ugliest fucking modern-architecture Big Glass Box houses possible in places where they absolutely don’t belong

[hudsonlowesbills]

Hear me out:

Would

[jainkoa]

Sometimes I hate the fact that I’m 24 years old and have braces but at the same time I remember that I literally can’t help it cos I sat on a waiting list since I was 18 years old to get braces for free under Medicare

[godblooded]

every single time one of yall rebagel a ‘spread positivity’ post and write nice things about me i quite literally cry.

[superbattrash]

It’s been. Nine and a half hours. Pups are both fast asleep on me might I add

Please. Someone make the parents come to their senses and take my sister home. I have to be in the inner city at 9am tomorrow and I need at least 3 hours to rewind after being in someone else’s home, no matter how amazing it is

I don’t wanna pressure her to come home when she’s already stressed but oh my god, please, for the love of everything, let her come home within the hour

[emo-church]

Hey y’all, sorry I disappeared for a bit. I got terminated for seemingly no reason again. Third time. ;.; I got no explanation for why it happened each time so idk what I’m doing wrong, if anything, and how I can prevent it from happening again in the future. I think maybe it’s detecting me as a bot or something because I’m a nerd who edits posts quickly, uses VPNs, VMs, etc.? That’s my best guess but idk.

I really love tumblr as platform but sadly it’s a bit messy and I have no idea whyyyy this keeps happening to me!

[a-multifandom-mess12]

Lowkey might be in love with you? it’s chill but also I would do anything for you. But like. No pressure bro.

[fisherkings]

grad school is just fighting with the worst online library database trying to find a workable edition of a semi-obscure text and going slowly rabid because all my “institutional access” and “third-party sources” can get me is:

- the crunchiest, highest contrast, most sandblasted, misaligned scan in existence of an original manuscript (no OCT or pdf available)

- one (1) verse translation on hathitrust from 1831 which has since been thoroughly lambasted for wildly inaccurate interpretation of the text

- an unpublished critical edition cited in the footnotes of 2 secondary scholarship pieces, available only via pleading email to the academic who wrote it and is now retired

+ an unrelated modern cookbook / memoir / high fantasy romance novel w/ the same or similar title

[wishmemel]

i wanna cry. i left my airpods at home bc they were charging and i forgot them when i left and now i have to survive the whole day without stray kids