On this episode of shit that my patients have said to me we have:
Patient: yeah so I have this cyst on my junk and it’s been bugging me because it keeps getting bigger and ulgier— can you just take a look at my scrotum for me???
Me:
Me, who’s 40 years younger than him: Sir, this is a pulmonary office. We work with lungs here.
If I gotta die, I’m traumatizing everybody back first !!! Kill me mfs !!! I shouldn’t have to do my own dirty work, since y’all hate me so much. If I wasn’t so alone I wouldn’t be talking to myself and screaming at the wind…I’m sick of being betrayed. just kill me. Fuck!!! Crucify me! Shoot me in my stupid bratty face.
“I’ll never ascend Astarion but—“ anything after but is bullshit my friend, you can’t have your cake and eat it too. You can’t enjoy his ascended dialogues if you’re gonna be chronically online & harass people about it in every other regard.
if i hear a bitch saying “okay that’s cool but you do know roadhog & mercy are married” everytime i mention roadrat after hearing lifeweaver & junkrat’s interaction i will fucking explode . that shit is not canon at all, let it sink .
like you can ship whoever you want (as long if it’s not problematic), but don’t fucking press ppl by saying misinformation just because they ship something that’s NOT EVEN CANON ?? stop watching your tiktok shit since they love to bring SO MUCH misinformation .
I know fanfic has ruined me because I just skimmed a tiktok talking about inhumane living conditions (denial of food and heat) and I was like damn, they don’t even let them go through heat?
Some vent art bc I suddenly remembered how to draw people. Um. yeah I’m disintegrating and technically it’s 2:20 on the 15th now so I have to go to sleep.
I’m getting serious on main for a moment. Not sorry. I’m an indigenous studies specialist (4th year of uni wooo)
I’m so so so so fucking tired of having the oh should indigenous XYZ be prioritized (not diminishing indigenous cultures here I’m just using a place holder)
FUCKING YES- and I’m tired of having this conversation and writing this essay. We should and the dialogue in my 4th year should be how and not oooooh should we? YES WE SHOULD BE
It’s bullshit. I’m tired and I WANT SO BADLY to be creative and think of ways but nooooo I’m stuck in the should we hell again.