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they're not even kissing and yet i'm T_T i made jason so happy because tbh i would also be in cloud nine if dickie is that close to my face. i forgot it was a work night so i guess i'll stop for now. maybe i'll make them kiss tomorrow IDK i'm so excited to finally draw them why do i have to sleep _(:‚‹」∠)_
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ARSON GETS TO WHAT?! NO!!
SEND IN ALL UNITS! GET THE CHOPPER! RELEASE THE K9s! ALL SQUADRONS, LOCATE THAT PERPETRATOR AT ONCE.
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Yes ma’am!
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German Shepherd Dog: (barking)
Civilian 1: what the dog doin?
Civilian 2: when you die and it's time to weigh your soul, the table it's on is going to shatter under the weight of your sins
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Erend: they don't Id me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes
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Erend: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Alva: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Erend: Not when you're playing with Zo, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".
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Varl: You're ignoring all your problems.
Aloy: I know.
Varl: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Aloy: I'm ignoring that fact as well.
Varl:
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Zo: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Aloy: turning to Sylens How tall are you?
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Aloy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Sylens: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
Aloy: I'm leaving you, and I'm TAKING BETA WITH ME!
Varl, picking up the strike board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Aloy: Want do you want to be for "Halloween"?
Beta: Loved.
Aloy: Don't do this.
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Sylens: I will not stand to be disrespected like this!
Aloy: Then sit.
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Alva: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life...
Zo: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
Aloy: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Beta: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Erend: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Varl: Mental stability, my old friend!
Alva: Ancestors, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Varl: What do you think Kotallo will do for a distraction?
Aloy: Probably, like, whistle or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
Building explodes and several car alarms go off
Aloy: ...or they could do that.
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OK THAT'S ENOUGH I SHOULD PROABLY STOP NOW BYE
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Pairing: Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Rated: Explicit
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Explicit Sexual Content, Trans Vash the Stampede, Asexual Vash the Stampede, Greyace Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Penis in Vagina Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Top Nicholas D. Wolfwood, but many mentions of them being versatile, Domestic, Banter, wolfwood number one dumbass-sexual, the sillies, trans ace author at your service, written for Day 1 of @trans3gun
Word Count: 3k
read on AO3
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Guys help I'm consuming Ishimondo content it's worse than drugs help. I like drawing but I'm so bad at it and I'm not improving BUT THE DEMONS INSIDE JUST WANT TK DRAW ISHIMONDO (I'm going insane guys help)
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