public outcry has demanded it. MALLEOYUU QUOTES RETURN!!
Leona: What's the best way to appear romantic?
Yuu: Act mysterious.
Leona: Okay
*Later*
Malleus: Where are we going Kingscholar?
Leona: None of your fucking business.
Leona: Yuu is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
Yuu: Look, this one's shaped like a heart, that's how I feel about you!
Malleus: *Muffled crying*
Yuu: And this one's shaped like Michigan, that's how I feel about you!
Leona: What does that even mean?!
Yuu: Malleus calm down.
Malleus: I asked for two large fries.
Malleus: But all they gave me were hundreds of little ones!
Malleus: It is surprisingly cold outside, shall we hold hands? And stay close?
Yuu: Sure :)
Leona: ...It's fucking summer.
Malleus: I could easily kill you, if I desired.
Yuu: Yeah? So could any other person. So could a dog. So could a very dedicated duck. You aren't special.
Yuu: Hey, are you free?
Leona: No I'm expensive.
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Welcome to #Malleleo Week 2023!! Here are the prompts and guidelines 👑 From November 12-18 use the tag #malleleoweek2023 with your work to participate and be featured on the official accounts!
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Oh my god I remembered I have a tumblr (this is old like from leonas bday when his union was announced 🤧)
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Me singlehandedly creating the Malleoyuu nation part 50 million
Yuu: Malleus.
Malleus: Oh no, "Malleus" in B flat.
Malleus: You're disappointed :(.
Malleus: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Leona: Wrong, I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
Leona: I still have no idea why I'm attracted to you.
Malleus: Yeah, well you're stuck with me. No take backs, honey.
Yuu: I hate when people ask, "What did you do today?" Listen buddy, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m. I DON'T KNOW!
Leona: You're not my friend anymore.
Malleus: I was your friend?
Leona: Yuu told me that brown is just navy orange and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with
Yuu: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I fuck a clone of myself? Also yes.
Yuu: Hold the fuck up.
Leona: Excuse me?
Yuu: I said hold the fuck up
Leona:
Yuu: It's me, I'm the fuck up. Hold me.
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