#I'll leave this here and I'll go

[luluvs99]

Hey, so... I have a little wip for you @dead-dolphins and I'm so nervous bc this is the first time IN MY LIFE that I'm showing someone else what i write, but bc i love you so much, I'll let you be the first one. this is a little sneak peek so don't wait too much but be free to judge!!! it will help!

“You sound so determined about your goal,” he said, getting closer.

This time, he didn't grab her hand. He did something worse. He invaded her personal space and grabbed her waist in his hands, his mouth found her left ear. She could feel his breath warming her cheek and if it wasn't because he was holding her and because they were still surrounded by people, she would've embarrassed herself by falling on her knees in front of him.

But he was so close now, their chests an inch of air separated and she could smell his masculine perfume evolving her, making her wet and ready for him.

“I wouldn't mind making an exception for you,” he purred into her ear.

When he let go of her and put a decent distance between them again, she was blushing so hard her cheeks were actually burning. She felt hot and bothered and here he was in front of her, looking smug and pleased with himself.

But he had to know that Mikasa Ackerman was not a person who stepped back from challenges. In fact, she was the hunter here, and he's always been her prey, since the first moment she saw him taking his place on that podium.

So she smiled at him, wide this time.

“I'd love to take the opportunity, Mr. Jeager. I'm looking forward to the things you could teach me.”

“I'd love to teach you a lot of things, Ms. Ackerman. If you'd like it, we could meet after this is over and discuss where we can meet so I can give you those private lessons you want.”

“I'll be around here, so when you finish this we can go to a more private place.”

His eyes darkened after hearing her words, but of course, he nodded.

“I'll look for you, then. It was a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Ackerman.”

“The pleasure is all mine, Mr. Jeager.”

An hour later and after a cup of red wine, he was fucking her on his bed in the hotel suit he was staying for the weekend. When the both of them stopped pretending they were interested in talking about international business.

Their tongues were occupied with something more entertaining anyway.

smut will come later, but I'll show you that when it's finished, it would be horrible btw just so you know lol

[rjshope]

sorry to bother but has anyone seen my sanity?

(cr.ouranxingg)

[abstractfrog]

Happy 1 year anniversary to Mr Sherlock Holmes! Here's a litttleee celebratory comic from me

[veryintricaterituals]

It was queerbait, actually (A repository)

(It's almost three am but I am fuming, I've been collecting these for a while, my evidence, I WILL write a detailed post about this in a few days but I wanted to leave this here in case anyone else wanted to see how fucking deep this goes)

HYPOTESIS: Nandermo is textbook queerbaiting, not in spite the characters being queer but BECAUSE of it. The ship was used deliberately by the writers, the actors and the marketing in order to bring lgbt viewership to the show with NO intention on ever delivering on their promise.

Also the show presented itself as queer, marketed itself as queer and went to win GLAAD awards two years in a row then proceded to have no m/m or f/f couples for SIX seasons. Their queer rep were just jokes.

WHAT'S QUEERBAITING:

(I hate that I have to use wikipedia and dictionary.com but the actual articles about it are behind paywalls and I am poor)

Okay on to WWDITS

Let's talk marketing:

These are from season 3, 4, 5 and 6

Season five:

The show is over, it had six seasons, where were my m/m or f/f couples? Because I sure as hell didn't see one apart from the one episode with Freddie, that's it, that's all we got. Apart from that it was just jokes.

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But that's not about nandermo, you say, it's just about queerness, then what about this: FUCKING HEAVY HANDED NANDERMO MARKETING FOR YEARS:

OR THIS:

How about what the show's socials were posting, this is from season 3 or 4

Now let's see what the writers were saying (this is before season 5):

The infamous that's his boss moment came from this:

But before that we had:

This is Harvey in 2022:

Here's Harvey today:

And here's Kayvan in 2022

Here's Kayvan last year:

And today:

[mutantfactor]

Fangs of Fortune 𓆩𓆪 Zhuo Yichen & Zhao Yuanzhou

[wordsinhaled]

"You ever think—what if Death did catch us? She'd force us to go to the afterlife and split up." "I will make sure that never happens."

[anxious-chaos-art]

In honor of ep 4 dropping today here’s my page of kips!

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[savanir]

This Song and Dance once again

Ember has returned to the alive side of the portal for another attempt at ultimate stardom, this time she’s really going to do a world tour babey!

She's learned some lessons from her last attempts. She's taking it outside of hinky dinky Amity Park and she'll start with getting some prime quality fans first, some real all stars themselves so to speak, after all, Phantom surely can’t be the only teen out there with aspirations for heroism right? 

Danny realises something is very wrong when a new hit single which has Ember’s brand slapped all over it, is spreading all over the world at an alarming rate. He already had the feeling that things were (literally) being too quiet lately 

He's forced to leave Amity to hunt her down and eventually finds himself in the presence of two Teen Titans, namely Robin (who figured out it was sound based mind control on time and put his protective batplugs in). And Aqua Lad, whose Atlantean biology means that his ear membranes are adapted for high pressure and that has the side effect of protecting him from the mind control. 

Technically they also have Speedy with them who was tinkering with new arrow ideas when shit hit the fan and was already wearing ear protection at the time (though to be fair, he also figured it out. You can only fight count Vertigo so many times and not learn the signs of this particular brand of fuckery) but he got caught by Wonder Girl's lasso and he's now sitting tied up at the sidelines, giving commentary.

And if you were to ask Robin right now, being generally unhelpful. 

It's mostly just him bickering with Dick and Garth awkwardly trying to get them to stop but he's not good at it cause usually it's Donna or Wally who break these things up and speaking off…   Dealing with a mind controlled speedster and amazon combo really sucks actually. 

Danny has never fought alongside other heroes before and it probably shows but besides Garth’s hydrokinesis and magic, Danny’s attacks are the most effective against Ember and neither Wally nor Donna can catch him much to Ember's frustration. 

But he's very good at drawing all of her attacks to him. Which is really great cause none of the Titans have experience dealing with a realms being. 

So, both sides have two titans and a ghost… At least the fight is fair?

[harmonysanreads]

Anaxa is quite emotionally intelligent and I point this out because in the half an hour something screentime that he had, this quality really stood out to me. He commends Castorice for being able to put herself in other people's shoes as a ‘marking of a true scholar’. But even more than that, the way he hauled his sick body around Okhema, taking a risk against Aglaea, just to deliver the news of his comrades' deaths to their loved ones left a deeper impression on me. Especially the way he approached them, straightforward but understanding, expressing his regrets where necessary. You're given just enough information to think twice about your initial impression, maintaining intrigue for the future and I think that's neat.

[seldompathic]

He'd risk it all for a snack

[just-null]

im so mad at u omg

how dare u make my noritoshi obsession 10 times worse

Noritoshi spews his true feelings when you're upset with him. Similar to a very eager puppy trying to regain your favor by any means...... but realizes what he says and blames you for turning him into a fool. Another downside for him is that he won't take his words back in fear of you getting the wrong idea.

you're just a bully that he hopes will forget about the embarrassing words he blurted out.

hes simultaneously reeling and embarrassed. is this what happens when you make your love upset? does that imply he's your love?!

[waterfallofspace]

people that stifle with a pronounced little release sound ["ngt-tiew!"] getting little rapid stifle fits, where the more beginnings in a row ["ngt-ngt-enkgt-dngt"] there are, the more dramatic and vocal the final release ["shhieww!"] ends up sounding~

[babes-boy]

the fact that most people are willingly misunderstanding babe's joke at the beginning of e2 is killing me. he's OBVIOUSLY joking. whether it's a good joke or not is another discussion, but do you honestly think that babe would choose willy- arrogant, pushy, entitled willy, over charlie- sweet, kind, loving charlie?? do you know anything about babe at all?? did you watch s1 with your eyes closed?? he obviously loves charlie. he would kill for charlie. he looks at charlie with so much love in his eyes, he walks onto the track holding charlie's hand, he gets so fucking pissed when willy brings up his boyfriend. how can anyone watch the show and think babe is anything other than madly in love??

[kolechiart]

* i mean zero disrespect here i promise but there's something deeply funny about watching people depict these two as hardened criminals whose sole purpose is to put the other through the most horrific saw-like torture imaginable while embracing it with a sadistic pleasure meanwhile you take a look at the source material and it's just

[mo-ok]

A little over halfway there, heres every hero I've met so far

❤️💙💛 a very brief and deeply serious word about every season 🩷🖤💚

( x x x x x x x x x )

Denziman: Scooby Doo but the dog is kind of an asshole 10/10 tits out Kenji Ohba

Goggle V: the most standard, normal sentai you will ever watch 10/10 lemme just red ruby beam that for u real quick

Dynaman: YUME WO KANAETE 🧨 DYNAMAAAAAAAAN 10/10 im fully convinced the black clone technique is just a thing Junichi Haruta can do

Bioman: this show is about ONE THING and thats MIKA JUN YABUKI 10/10 sexual lady saturday

Changeman: im not ok thanks for asking 10/10 im eating glass over this show

Flashman: OOF. OUCH. OUGH. 10/10 this one hurts

Liveman: OOF. OUCH. OUGH. 10/10 friends how could you

Fiveman: anyone that says this is the worst one hasnt actually watched it 10/10 sibling teachers save me. Save me sibling teachers

Dairanger: best suits in the franchise 10/10 dont let his baby face fool you that boy is ripped AND shredded

Kakuranger: 30th anniversery ending dance 10/10 silly ninja show is very very good actually

Carranger: red racer x Zonnette otp otp otp 10/10 let your kids play outside or else they'll become cops

Megaranger: they were just kids man they shouldnt have had to deal with all that 10/10 show me the silly man in the shiny jacket please

Gingaman: you know what? Maybe i WILL throw myself on the ground and lie in the sun for a while 10/10 kuro kishi Hyuuga

GoGoV: Matoi is there have you met Matoi he's a wanker bastard and i love him 10/10 killing the dad with hammers

Gaoranger: if you wanna feel like sentai is being beamed directly into ur brain watch this one 10/10 oh my god. Oh my god.

Hurricaneger: this one is a BL in disguise 10/10 Yousuke x Ikkou 4eva

Magiranger: some of the best monster and mech designs in the franchise 10/10 i love this magical family with my whole heart

Boukenger: my go to recommendation tbh 10/10 adventure for treasure boukenger START UP 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Gekiranger: KEEP MOVING. DONT MAKE ME STOP. 10/10 if you want plot and character progression watch this one

Go-Onger: now THIS is super sentai 1000000/10 you should watch rpm as well. Watching both increases the enjoyment 1000%

Kyoryuger: dancing dinosaurs. Very good. You agree 10/10 otp confirmed after 10 year wait

ToQger: OOF. OUCH. OUGH. 10/10 just watch it dont look anything up just watch it

Zyuohger: most misunderstood and overhated season tbh 10/10 the characters are meant to be like that. Its kinda the central theme of the show. Stop being mean to Misao

Kyuranger: my first sentai 🥰 10/10 houou soldier is a change dragon reference

Kiramager: if Boukenger doesnt catch ur fancy this one would also be a good place to start 10/10 i'll take outdated meme for 100 thanks Grant

King Ohger: in a word? Ambitious. 10/10 you can go to the quarry. As a treat.

Boonboomger: TBD ❤️💙🩷🖤🧡💜