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bluebeesknees · 2 months ago

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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

#I'm the type of person that says please and thank you to my appliances #its very much a crying over 'Can't Help Myself' situation #screen time #bee yaps

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beif0ngs · 8 months ago

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Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

#Over the Garden Wall #OTGW #video #THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I'M CRYING #yeah... i'm gonna need a full length OTGW stop motion film please i'm on my KNEES #stop motion really does such an incredible job of capturing the beauty and tranquility of this series #and Greg my sweet precious child i've missed you so <3

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acochleola · 26 days ago

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a man watched over by an angel

#castiel #spn #destiel #at first i thought about drawing cas in the same pose as the angel at dean's crib #but there was not enough longing there #and I think the parallel is clear enough #then i thought about whether to draw eyes open or closed #but you know #cas (again) has no body to bury and no grave to rest in #so it would be great to give him a place to rest :)#i think cas would have loved this place #would have been honored to rest here #as for dean #i hope ash will show him this grave on hacked heavenly TV #and dean will be soooooo embarrassed #like “haha guys do you think you can kms in heaven?”#and then he won't talk to anyone for a week #although he will secretly think this grave is cool #maybe he will cry or try to create a heavenly alcoholism #anyway i once saw a very cringe gravestone in the cemetery #it was in the shape of half a fucking CAR #i'm not kidding #soooooo dean would have liked it lol

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soulswordlesbian · 6 months ago

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that david shrigley lino print made me feeel things

#tumblr compression is my ENEMY #click for hi-res #wicked #glinda upland #gelphie #my art #anyways i just know glinda went home after nomtw and continued crying #“where are you going for the holidays?” insane. i'm going insane

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orions-aether · 20 days ago

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eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we're fucking eating this season my god

#the comment about old white women who don't know what suncream is and have only ever worked outside sent meeeee #is that just every person I've ever met growing up in rural england I think so #this was so fucking good I just smiled the whole way through I love them all so much #transfem pc time let's fucking gooo!!!!#there's nothing funnier to me than the fact that the gotch sons names get more normal as you go down the line #like the fact that they started at samwell and then there's hatwell and wealwell and we end with maxwell is so fucking funny #van using normans as an insult had me crying #the wildly impressive old woman married to just a guy and they have a pub and are like completely infatuated with each other is perfect #and very accurate #the fucking gentrified pub idk why I'm only thinking about the gentrified pub in all of this but it's so real #also everyone slagging off lou's book series before he even gets to introduce his character screaming #I'm literally obsessed with all of them #cloudward ho!#cloudward ho #dimension 20 cloudward ho #dimension 20 cloudward ho!#d20 #dimension 20 #marya junková #van chapman #olethra macleod #daisuke bucklesby #montgomery lamontgomery #maxwell gotch #the names are fucking banging as well omg #love steampunk with all my heart

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demaparbat-hp · 8 months ago

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He truly did.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #atla art #the gaang #sokka art #sokka fanart #atla sokka #sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #sokka of the water tribe #kyoshi warriors #kyoshi warriors au #kyoshi island #kyoshi warrior sokka #atla meme #incorrect quotes #Daniel Radcliffe you looked really nice in Fleur's outfit #As did Sokka in the Kyoshi Warriors uniform #Let him be pretty. He deserves it.#Also that handbag he bought in Gaoling would go really well with the uniform don't you think?#He loves shopping and putting together cute outfits and looking good. That's my boy.#Bi Sokka is my Sokka what are you talking about #He's pretty and he knows it ✨#Also can we all agree that everyone would look awesome as Kyoshi Warriors? Yes????#You know I'm lost when I start using Daniel's quotes for ATLA characters lmao #“And I was crying and I was in the bath” will come eventually. That line screams happy-go-lucky Aang and/or deadpan Zuko #Anyone would do #“We love Daniel but he's useless” is also *chef kiss*#Which character for that one tho?

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eraserbread · 14 days ago

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welcoming your husband, nanami, home from work with a little help from your toddler ✧

→ f!reader, toddler dad nanami, sfw

"daddy homeeeeee!"

"rin, wa-

zooming out of your lap like she hasn't seen him in years, rin is so full of energy you just spent the last two hours trying to drain from her. it's late afternoon—exactly her nap time.

your plan was to get her down before kento came home, but that's long forgotten. just like you, curled up on the little toddler bed your husband built.

when you're sitting up, your heart beats harder in anticipation. after all these years, you're still excited to see him, and your daughter is your carbon copy—you can't blame her. walking into the hallway, you hear him before you see him—the front door clicks, and he laughs. rin squeals.

"daddy!"

"hi, my darling! oh- careful, remember to keep fingers away from the door."

before he's even in the house, rin is blocking him, little hands pulling at the gap to open it further. "daddy, what doin'?"

"i'm saying hello to my little girl. what are you doing, rin? did you have a good day with your mother?" like a narrator, kento drops his work bag and scoops his daughter in his arms, big hand covering the entirety of her neck as he pulls her in for a welcome-home kiss.

you're watching them with a soft smile, leaning against the wall in the hallway, when he notices you. he gives a little sideways smile, steered back into conversation when rin sees his loving gaze falter.

"we colored... and play outside..." she begins, attention drifting off into space as she fixates on his tie. she's too distracted to see the quick glances you two are sharing. "n we play dressup. mommy wore pretty dress like princess."

"did she, now? did you take any pictures to show daddy?"

"mm-mm." she declares with a shake of the head, fitting hands making fists in the luxe fabric. "wan' it."

"oh, you want my tie?" as whipped as he is with you, he's even more gullible for his baby girl. one hand works it loose from his neck, arm barely flexing as he balances her in one. halfway off, he resorts to his teeth, pulling it loose and draping it over rin's neck—moreso her small shoulders. then, he turns, giving that split second of distraction to you.

"we missed you today," you smile, biting your lip as you approach them. she's so taken with her daddy's tie that she jumps when you approach, hand ruffling the slick part in her pigtailed hair.

"i missed my girls, too." his voice softens as you two stand so close that your breath becomes one. it's just a force of habit for him to lean in and press a kiss to your lips. like always, he lingers there for a second, brushing his nose against yours and smiling into your soft lips.

when rin wants her dad's attention again, she reaches out to pull at his shirt, pouting like it was her full-time job. "daddy, I don't wan' take nap."

kento chuckles against your lips, then pulls away, giving his daughter that fake stern stare he always gives you when your attitude rages. she reaches up, forgetting about the tie, and squeezes his cheek.

"oh, no." he replies, voice jumbled and muffled from her hold on his face. "we're taking a nap."

"did you see that link i sent you?" you ask, leaning against the counter as kento sheds his shoes—popping a few buttons on his dark blue shirt. "about her pre-school, it's expensive, but when I toured it-

"we'll get her signed up."

"i- thanks. also, ken-

"dada!!"

as he unlinks his cuffs and pulls his sleeves over his forearms, rin sprints out of her room with a stuffed bear in her hands. it's one she's had since she was a baby—torn and scuffed from constant love.

"yes, beautiful?" at his feet, she rises to her toes, waving it for him to reach and grab. "oh, thank you. I'll take good care of him."

and, she's off again. you watch her trip over her tiny bare feet, making a beeline back to her room.

"ken, she has to go to the doctor for an exam before she can enroll, I've been calling arou-

"daddy!!"

"yes, princess?" this time, at his feet, rin is waving a silver plastic tiara, tiny fist locked in the straight fabric of his pants. "oh, am I the princess?"

"dada wear." she states like she's on a mission, staring up at him sternly with those identical hazel wide-eyed stare.

so he does without further question. he combs his slicked hair back with his hand and slips the thing right over his head. you giggle, stifling back more as you cover your mouth. he's shameless—much less serious about himself since he's entered this phase of fatherhood. you love this way of being so much on him. it's like he's finally free from his burdens. but, you know the truth. he's only so carefree around his daughter.

"how do i look, hm?" he reads rin's stance—both arms stretched high like she wants to be picked up. she doesn't have to tell him twice, he's leaning over with a grunt, scooping her back into his safe arms. "am I a pretty princess?"

"no-

he gasps—fake as hell, but emotive enough to draw a series of innocent giggles right from his favorite source. "oh, I forgot—the prettiest princess around is my little nanami rin, hm?"

"mama!"

kento pulls her close for another kiss on the cheek, moving her to his side to carry her off to her room. you're just glad he's willing to subdue her to sleep today. she'll drift off in seconds if it's him at her side. "mm, no. mama's much more of a queen who rules with an iron fist."

"wha's that mean?"

#omg they're everything to me #i'm crying so hard rn #he's moving like he wants me to put another baby in him #ok back to writing my soul crushing angst #.nanami <3 #.the wife guy!! <3 #jjk x reader #jjk fanfic #jjk fluff #jjk x you #nanami x reader #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento x you #nanami kento fluff #kento fluff #kento nanami x reader

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themintman · 11 days ago

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This is how the battle ended right?

#Deltarune spoilers #deltarune chapter 3 #Deltarune #Deltarune lanino #Deltarune Elnina #deltarune starwalker #the original starwalker #Elnina and lanino #Lanino and Elnina #Elnina #Lanino #Couldn't decide between rouxls and starwalker I think this is funnier #Do you have any idea how badly this took me out. He strutted on screen and I started crying. Freakazoid I love him..#This is their dynamic to me #“I'm the original Starwalker” “This is why we fw you you always keep it real” /ref #CAN YOU TELL IM FIXATED. I SAY AS I MADLY SCRIBBLE MORE DOODLES OF THE WEATHER DUO #Anyways they're trans to me.#Clemont_ine

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rheill · 2 years ago

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This has been in my mind since August but I couldn't figure out which character would say it. Then I started a Karlach Origin run and realized: Karlach. Karlach has a face that knows what The Grinch is.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #karlach #astarion #the grinch #doodle #you'd cry too if you had an image of the Grinch beamed directly into your brain #4-panel comic #fanart #artists on tumblr #this crossed 10k notes and that's more than I've ever gotten on anything and I'm scare

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Hey now, Let her cook!

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #oyasumi punpun #<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.

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bennetsbonnet · 22 days ago

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Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (6/?)

#pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 1995 #jane austen #mr collins #elizabeth bennet #mrs bennet #mr bennet #lydia bennet #mary bennet #jennifer ehle #pride and prejudice 95 #pride and prejudice text posts #shitpost #pics you can hear... SLUUUUUUUUUUMBEEEEER DEAAAAAR MAAAAAAID #makes me thankful i'm slowly going deaf #<- look if i don't joke about it i'll cry so #cannot believe how well this text post fits elizabeth in this scene skgskjsk #longbourn IS essentially a circus #never more so than when mr collins comes to visit

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nyancreeperpony · 11 days ago

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SOTM Spoilers:

Seeing Mimic like this make me SO MAD at Edwin.

Like he's literally a Frankenstien's monster. He was beaten and outcast all because he was doing what he was made to do.

That and it might be implied that M2 might be possessed by the soul of David.

And like if that's the case...OF COURSE HE WOULD BE SCARED AND ANGRY!

He's four and outta nowhere his dad is attacking him and beating him and being mean to him and he doesn't understand why.

I'm literally going to cry, Mimic 2 is just a baby, just a little guy. He didn't deserve this. LIKE EDWIN TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING ROBOT KID!

#They could never make me hate you Mimicling #The Mimic's Secret was that he was a Baby this entire time #Like I'm not even exagerating I'm gonna cry he's just a baby #This ending is canon to me #Fuck the game lore this ending is the true ending to me #sotm spoilers #fnaf sotm #fnaf secret of the mimic #secret of the mimic #fnaf #fnaf david #fnaf edwin #fnaf mimic #tw child abuse #nyanbles

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bitchofdarkness · 2 years ago

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I hate how fandom has become "if you haven't created anything in this very specific time frame after the release of the show/movie, everyone will have moved on"

And call me old fashioned, but that's just not me. I sometimes take ages to create and publish. And I will love a show or movie for such a long time (years, babes, years) that I just can't relate to the fast consumerism that's going on.

Because, let's be real, it can get really lonely in a fandom if most have simply moved on to the next shiny thing. Is what's created less worth, just because it was created outside the hype? Why is it such a taboo for this new fandom generation to love an old or "late" fic or art?

It's so tiring and I'm too old for the 30-seconds-hype-tiktok-shit. Just tired. So, so tired.

#semi rant #cry into the void #and no i'm not shaming young ppl in general #it's this new wave of people entering fandom which can happen at any age lbr #and I don't understand them nor do I want to atp #if you're wondering why you can't rb anymore: I switched it off bcuz people can't fucking read and piss me off with their dumb additions

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epickiya722 · 8 months ago

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Can we talk about it? We're going to talk about it.

The fact that when Toga first uses Uraraka's Quirk, she looked all goopy and almost "incompatible" with Uraraka's appearance? And at that time she used said Quirk to kill?

But the second time she changes into Uraraka, she changes into her to save Uraraka's life and their faces are nearly seamless with each other?