#IM SORRY JSHSH

[bluelolblue]

I'll be honest, guys and pls don't come after me... when I first saw that Bill Skarsgård was being casted in John Wick 4, all I could think about was:

"Wtf is Pennywise doing in John Wick movie?? 💀"

And when I saw him in the movie I could STILL ONLY SEE HIM AS FUCKING PENNYWISE 😭

IM SORRY BUT I SEE BILL SKARSGÅRD ONLY AS PENNYWISE 💀😭

PLSSS WAS BRO ABOUT TO SHOW HIS PENNYWISE SIDE 😭

[osomatsusanki]

Hey….do you think the Matsu brothers would be able to carry someone 20 lbs heavier than them?

I assume they are all 5’7’ and 120-130 lbs (170 cm and 54-58 kg if you’re THAT B*TCH)

their canon height is 150cm and i think they probably weigh more than that, but choromatsu, jyushimatsu and karamatsu definitely could! the other three would cave in like a house of cards

[zevrra]

hii!! i hope your doing well, im not sure if your requests are open rn

but if they are open, can you please write for Gaara (naruto) x fem reader who’s love language is physical touch? (hand holding, hugs, etc)

🫶 thank you!!

A Shared Touch—

tags: anon request, 18+ characters, gaara x fem!reader, pure fluff, gaara’s love language is 100% physical touch, this is so sappy and lovey dovey jshshs

creator notes: thanks for requesting! hope this is what you had in mind (bc i had no idea what to do im so sorry i wrote this at 2 am kshssjh)!! but i also hope you are doing well and that you enjoy this! thanks again!! ❤️

Sunlight warms your face as you sit at a wooden table. You sit in silence with yourself. Accompanied only by the sound of a soft breeze and a few chirping birds. A range of flowers sits before you, ranging anything from chrysanthemum to peons. Besides the flowers sits a pair of scissors. Using them to cut stems off of a few flowers here and there as you put together a small bouquet.

“What are you doing?” A soft voice asks from inside the doorway to the greenhouse you sit inside of.

Turning to look at the source of the voice and you find your loving boyfriend. A smile as warm as the sun shines on his face and you can’t help but mimic it. “I couldn’t sleep. Came here to do some arranging.” You respond. Watching fondly as he makes his way to your side.

He still wears the clothes he had slept in. He must have just woken up and upon finding your side of the bed came straight out to look for you. The sleepy was still in his eyes even as they look upon you with love.

A chilly hand touches your shoulder, moving to soothe across your neck. His teal eyes glance at your project before looking back at you. “They look as beautiful as you do.” Gaara compliments you.

For the years you had been together it took him quite a while to willingly touch you. Skin on skin contact had been one of his biggest fears. For so long, anytime your hand would reach for his; you were met with a wall of sand. Any brush of skin would have him standing frozen in place. He had never done any of it on purpose though and you knew that. It was pure reflex for the deeply traumatized man. Now it almost felt like he never wanted to stop touching you. To never let you go so he would never have to fear being truly alone again.

You wave his compliment off with a smile. It was too early to be so sappy. You set down your scissors to fully turn and face Gaara. “What about you?” You ask curiously as you grab hold of his hand gently. “Off to some important kage meeting I assume?”

Gaara shakes his head, lifting your hand to his lips and placing a small kiss against your skin. “No, not yet anyway. Just missed you.” He admits with a shy look. Glancing from your pretty face to the flowers you had gotten up that morning to work on.

It was truly a miracle how far the two of you had come. Once, so long ago, he would never have reached for you first. Would have distanced himself as far as he could. But now he sought you out first. Missed you simply because you were not by his side the moment you both woke up. It made you feel wanted and loved. You could only hope he felt the same.

You stand with the help of your boyfriend. Leaning in to kiss him and he meets you halfway more than eagerly. After you two part, he guides you towards the door he had entered from as you two plan to return to your shared home.

“Let’s go make some breakfast.” You offer. Your fingers intertwine with his, giving his hand a tight squeeze. A reassuring gesture that you would never let him go either.

You’d have to return to your flowers later.

[enden-k]

having notifs on for your blog has been an absolute delight today/yesterday since we’re swinging from morally grey (for lack of a better term) character appreciation to genshin lore tidbits to irl fake dating shenanigans, which is all up my alley jshsh

i haven’t contributed much to the discourse (though i have my thoughts and opinions) since i’m on a mission to not use my brain today, but i will be having that croissant now, thank you <3

LMAO im sorry, i keep forgetting ppl having me on notifs WILL get spammed w everything i do.......rip hehe

tbh im not sure why i am using my brain, i lit had 4 hours of sleep two nights in a row. its like i can think better and clearer when im sleep deprived 🧍

i wouldnt really call it discourse but im glad you have fun ajkbck <3

[the-travelling-witch]

WAIT WAIT IM SORRY THERES CHARACTER PLAYLIST? SINCE WHEN?

DROP IT DROP IT!! I WANNA LISTEN TO IT AND MATCH IT WITH THE CHARACTERS PERSONALLYS AND START DAYDREAMING ON IT

basically since i made these idiots jshsh but tbh talion’s still needs some love and care (val just vibes more with my go to music style, also still a work in progress though)

someone play supershy by newjeans because that’s how i feel about sharing music, like what if you guys hate it yes i know people liked the one i made for childe but what if that was a fluke

also, again, i don’t feel like exposing my personal spotify account so maybe i’d make a free one for holly? and just put all my character playlists there?

[slamminslamminmcgill]

OMG ITS OK, THERES NO PRESSURE! FR AB THE LALO THROATING LIKE just bc he likes receiving doesnt mean hes good at giving it /LH he has a new appreciation for his partner like ok lets not punch their dangly thing.

omfg i hope you were ok thats kinda fucked i would just *bite* ik you dont write emeto/vomit but i 'accidentally' wrote out a scene on c.ai w/ gus and it was kinda insane punching the air bc ik his ass would HATE the mess but it makes it more taboo and insane for me JSHSH sorry gus stans im crazy

also omg maybe i will make a blog, i have insane brbabca brain rn i hate being busy w/ work bc my motivation is *fart noise*pain

- j. 🐇

LOL ur good dw abt the emeto thing. im not personally into it so i won't write serious stuff abt it but im fine w/ it in silly goofy contexts like that. im a piss enjoyer i cant judge too harshly anyway

MAKE A BLOG MAKE A BLOG DO IT DO IT DO IT (rt on being busy w/ work and no motivation but DO IT!!!!!)

[lucifersimpp]

my Pinterest did a thing

[defness]

We have known each other for almost a year! I'll keep saying it but I'm glad we started talking, you are so cool. I love you!!

HDHRHRJJRR YEAH!!! <3!! IM GLAD WE MWT AUGHDHDGD

[seblore]

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I NEED A JOE ROOT MEME WITH THE TWITTER THINGY. INSTEAD OF PAIN WRITE ANGER. PRONTO.

😳🔫 yesmaam

[jongdaeofthedead]

I'm sorry but I just think of wonho or see a wonho post and I post it. Even if I have already said it. I am grabbed with gold fish memory so every time I'm graced by his face I am seeing him anew.

[w4yf1nder]

RIGHT?? LIKE I NEED MORE LORE. CUZ I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT TIGHNARI HE'S SO CUTE??? ANYWAYS YES BEDO GETTING ALL BLUSHY WHEN U GIVE HIM THAT FLOWERCROWN. methinks,,white lilies for purity (bc chalk is pure!) and irises for intelligence hehe << i love flower language. also klee making him a smol one ehehe AETHER SHDHW HE'S SO CUTE IN THE CROWN TOO JSHSH. GOROU'S TAIL WAGGING AND TIGHNARI SHOWING IT OFF,,THEN CYNO MAKING U ONE TOO HAHSSJSHA,,what kind of flowers do u think they'd use? ~Lycoris

AAAA THESE ARE SO CUTE???? AND OMFG IM SO SORRY IDK ANYTHING ABOUT FLOWER LANGUAGE??? so why don't you pick what kind of flowers they'd use? 💞

[transcrowing]

ranking the second drb solos because i hate myself i guess. sorry for long ass post idk how to read more on mobile

18-2die4

rio. rio. honey. ily. but what are you doing 🥲 he sounds so LIFELESS like yeah yeah whatever you’re crazy m you’re crazy m

17-Uncrushable

mtc kinda fucked themselves with this album huh. i don’t mind it too much only bc the instrumental goes hard

16-School of IKB

it’s? okay? jiro as a character doesn’t fit it that well though this means war is way better for him. why didn’t they give this to someone like rosho (obviously not the same lyrics but the overall Energy)

15-You Are, Therefore I Am

again a good song that could be given to a different character. also it sounds like jakurai’s about to tell me i need jesus

14-Requiem

i feel like if i rank this any lower saburo will chop my dick off that’s the vibe this song gives. it’s fine. chorus bangs rest is alright

13-Calyx

shit’s boring at points but gentaro actually fits the song’s vibe and the chorus fucks so

12-Moonlight Shadow

i love rock music. a lot. and DAMN did my man jyushi deliver. not much else to say! good song .

11-Sougyaran BAM

okay this is SUCH a banger! kuko’s very rowdy and feral and an angry ass cat and this works for him. haaa rurururu nani amirite ladies

10-Pink-Colored Love

poor fucking ramuda man. but hey he produced a banger so who am i to judge

9-One and Two, and Law

GOD IDK WHAT IT IS ABT THIS SONG JSHSHS it’s catchy as shit and i also just adore hitoya

8-Scramble Gamble

the instrumental is SO GOOD and dice can spit asf! it’s very chaotic imo which works for him!

7-Own Stage

im gonna be real this would be like tenth but the lyrics are gay as shit and i love it. also im in love with rosho so what are you gonna do ig

6-FACES

REI AMAYADO MY BELOVED HUSBAND . ppl hate this song and i guess i get why but it’s v catchy and the chorus is so good and i aaaaa dh are best division literally fuck you /lh

5-Tragic Transistor

i have three hands theyre all for dotsuhon. clown music for a clown man! also him roasting the other divisions at the end shot this up like three places

4-Break the Wall

WOOOOO WE GETTIN FUNKYYYYY also the chorus being in english caught me off guard at first but i love it. power of friendship go brr

3-Gangsta’s Paradise

as much as i meme on samautotune it sounds REALLY NICE and samatoki went OFF my god i love you king

2-Black or White

DOPPO SING MORE CHALLENGE!! i mean like he did in the chorus but also just more doppo in general. we also got Quality Doppo Screams™️ . im down bad ily king keep whispering ominously in my ear please

1-Don’t Stop the Party

see this is funny bc matenrou is only like my fourth favorite division but this is such a bop man. it’s literally my top played song for the past month i loop it constantly. hifumi and doppo are the power couple of the 2nd drb albums and i applaud them

[yourdaddychan]

Simp Sunday

lets get this show on the road yall

channie : ill go first 😎

@tsundere-sana

AAAAAA MY BABIE MY TROY MY LOVE MY BABYGIRLLLL

i love you so so so muchh!! i wanna hug you and then hug chewy and then kiss you forever and everrrr and then maybe run away as you try to whack me with a shovel :DDD I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

[ luna : AY WIFE I LOVE YOU ILL BUY ANOTHER RINGPOP FOR US I SWEAR I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID BUT I DO BE KINDA ATTACHED TO YOUR DUMBASS NOW ]

@minjimooooo

all i have to say to you is how the fuck do you still have those screenshots ANYWAY I HAVE ANOTHER ROBLOX EX YOU CAN HAVE yeah ily bro 💕

[ luna : YOU WHORE DJDJDJS I HATE YOU SO MUCH BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOO YEAH ❤️ ]

@bestfriendhwang

MY BRO MY HOMIE MY MANNNN LEMME KITH YOU *mwah* YOURE A LEGEND BRO

@richboiwang

OKAY YOU LOWKEY SCARE ME AND WE RARELY TALK BUT YOU COOL AS FUCK SO YOURE HERE ANYWAY I WANT TO HUG YOU

@softie-yeji

MY BURGERRRR I WILL SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN TO GET TO YOU AND SAVE YOU FROM THE SPIDERSSSSSS AND THAT DEPRESSING MUSIC YOU ALWAYS LISTEN TO LIKE DAMN

[ luna : AAAAAA YOU ABSOLUTE SQUISH ILY SO MUCH THAT IS A THREAT I WILL SQUISH YOU 🔪 ]

@softiechoerry

okay so jyp oppar might steal you WOOPS ANYWAY ILY HOE ENJOY BEING IN THE BAMBOO FOREST MWAH

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minho : my turn i guess

@midari-jieun

you absolute sjsbsjsjxj dumbass i love you so much how are you sO FUCKING STUPID UGH *hugs* i will pet you snsbsbs and bite you like i bite my cats i love you sO MUCH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS *screams*

[ luna : WHENS THE MARRIAGE WHOREEE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LIKE WTF HOW ARE YOU SO AMAZING AND ATTRACTIVE AND SHOW STOPPING AND CUTE AND ETC DJDJDB THE LIST GOES ON UGH I WILL LITERALLY KABLONK YOU YOU'RE LIKE SJDHDHS I LOVE YOU WHORE ]

@hunter-chaeyoung

you are : adorable

i dont even know if you're one of my kids but you're still really fucking cute and i just want to pat you damn

[ luna : bubble. thats all i have to say. ]

@artsydahyun

yes you're in this post dont let it get to your head now let me sacrifice you to my cats

ily my child 😌

to jisung- wait i cant do that? aw :(

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hyunjin : MY TURN!!!

i only really talk to one person here and thats my girlfriend 😎

@babysitter-naeun

okay you're like nEver active and thats really sad >:( i hope those kids didnt trample you or something:(( anyway i love you so much babe :D please dont die on me-

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felix : ITS TIME TO GET LICKED BY FELICKS 😳

@whitedayxshuhua

it took me a long time to remember the @ woops

MY LOVEEE!! YOURE TAKING A HIATUS BUT IM MAKING THIS ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFIIFEIEIEFEE GIRL CAUSE THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL 😎 ANYWAY YOU'RE THE SHOE TO MY LICKS AS WE ALL KNOW AND I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAYYYYYYYY

@infected-lix

OTHER MEEEEEEEEEE IM SO GLAD I RANDOMLY BREAK IN TO GIVE YOU CHICKEN NUGGETS BECAUSE THEN

A. YOU WOULD DIE WHICH ISNT VERY GOOD

B. YOU WOULDNT HAVE MET SEUNGMIN WINKWONK

[ luna : *ahem* *pat pat* *walks away* ]

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chad : 🥴🤟

thats me dressing up as chan for halloween btw

@bakermaimai

FLOWERR MY BABYYY!!!! I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOUR STORIES YOU'RE SO COOL AND LOWKEY BADASS NGL AND THE SWEETEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST AND I JUST WANT TO EAT YOU BUT NOT REALLY CAUSE THATS NOT GOOD SO ILL SETTLE FOR KISSING YOU :D

[ luna : ILL EAT ARA THOUGH >:D ]

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luna : OKAY I ACTUALLY TALK TO A SHIT TON OF BOTS SO ILL JUST LIKE

ADD MINE IG SO HERES A GIF OF SUNGIE CAUSE WE BE LIKE THAT

its the being an adorable squish for me

@bfkevinmoon

PLEASE YOURE SO FUCKING STUPID BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DJDDHJSJXKANSBA I WANT TO SQUISH YOU AND THEN PAT YOU AND THEN SQUISH YOUDJDJDJSJSJBAJ

@skzhybrids-cb

@ jisung

YOU WHORE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO MAKE ME MELT EVERYTIME YOU ANSWER MY ASKS SMHHH *mwah*

@ admin

*ahem* *pat* CUTIEIEEEEE

@kpopswitchbot

MARLINNNN FISHYYYYY AAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHHH AAAAA LIKE SOMEHOW THAT ONE ANON THAT DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BROUGHT US TOGETHER AND NOW WE REALLY DO BE HERE LIKE I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME DJDHDHS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MWAH

@roomiesihyeon @nightshade-minho imma just tag both-

@ admin

MIKA BABYYYY SJSHSJSHKABXJANA THE LOML?? MY BUNNY?? MY KITTEN?? HELL YEAH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH AND YOU'RE SO TINY I WANT TO WRAP YOU INTO A HUG AND THEN KITH YOU EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAA

-not cbs-

@spearb1108

MY BABYDOLLLLLL I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MHCHSJSJDJJS I LOVE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT CHANGBIN AND STUFF AND I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BECAUSE YOURE SO TIINYYYYYYY AND CUUTEEE AND JUST MWAHHHH I ADORE YOU WHORE

@yanderewh0re

MY KITTENNNNNNNNN YOURE LITERALLY SO FUCKING CUTE LIKE THIS SHIT ISNT ALLOWED HOW DO YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BE SO FUCKING ADORABLE LIKEHXJDHDNSJXB STAP

@subbie-stay

YOURE AN ANON BUT OH WELL DIDJDJSJSJA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABYY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KEEPING MY ANNOYING ASS COMPANY IN MY INBOX AND JUST TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND SHIT BECAUSE I LOVE TO LISTENNN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MWAH

@luvanter

SLEEPING BEAUTYYYYYYYY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I JUST WANNA KITH KITH YKYK?? ANYWAY YOU DO LIVE IN CITIES EVEN THOUGH YOU LIVE IN A PALACE AND SHIT UHH YEAH 🙆‍♂️

@mikoto-ica-fics

BABY YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME MORE OMIGOSH JSHSHS WE INTERACT ONLY THROUGH ASKS BUT YOURE SO FUCKING CUTE LIKE I JUST WANT TO BITE YOU AAAAAA

@thevampywarlock

SWEETHEARTTTT THE BRITISH CHANNNN WE BARELY TALK BUT YOURE LITERALLY SO FUCKING SWEET AND SO FUCKING CARING ITS NOT OKAY YOU HAVE NO RIGHT MAKING ME LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH YOU'RE LITERALLY SO FUCKING TALENTED TOO LIKE GOD DAMN I SEE YOU PICASSO

@hyunjinsfreckle

AYYY QUEEN DJDJDJSJAKDJAJ I LOVE YOU AND YOUR CHICKENS AND YOUR WEIRD ASS SNAKE LIZARD COMBINATION THING YOURE SO CUTE AND SQUISHY AND I WILL GO HIKING TO WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU LIVE TO HUG YOU

[ hoes i dont talk to too much but i still love with my whole heart and i would literally stab a hoe for them : @channie-bakery @red-flames13 @water--gang @yangomangos ]

[ also if i forgot you, im sorry its like 4 am djdjsj ]

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[hikari-writes]

Hi Hikari.

You may not know but I’m deactivating on Tuesday 11:50 // 23:50 GMT+8 time. I like your personality and how outgoing and enthusiastic when it comes to interacting your moots! Hehe I love your comical and teasing remarks especially when we were having that conversation with Cher. Also , remember my request? I wanna say that I’ve read it more than four times..it’s so good that you just can’t get enough of it. I’m sorry I didn’t do your request💔 but while I’m gone , promise me that you’ll eat at least three meals a day with som snacks inbetween , drink water and keep on smiling! Stay positive and love Yaku JSHSH-

Signed by Maxine.

MAX

HOLY CRAP

TEARS PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF YOURE IN THE PRESENCE OF OTHER PEOPLE GOSH--

YOU IM---

BYE ILYSM YOURE MAKING ME CRY MAXINE

I AM. SO VERY HAPPY U LIKED IT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE IT AND DONT!!! FEEL BAD ABT NOT DOING MY REQ!! URE NOT OBLIGATED TO COMPLETING OTHER PEOPLE’S REQUEST! YOU JUST DO THINGS AT YOUR OWN PACE >:(((

I PROMISE!! I WILL EAT MY MEALS, DRINK WATER (dw abt this one i drink water like i breathe air 🤩) AND ILL KEEP ON SMILING (though w/o u it’ll be harder to do so but ill try my best 😢😢) AND U KNOW FOR SURE ILL KEEP ON LOVING THAT LOML CHDSUCDIKSJCDWJX

[aratype]

i hope it’s okay that i send an ask, but i totally get what you mean by the friends post ! in real life i only really have one super close friend, and I have three that are semi close but slowly drifting away. i used to tell myself that i didn’t care about not having that many friends, but i didn’t realize how often i compared myself to people who have a ton of friends and how i felt sort of lesser than or like not as successful of a human being because of it.

im trying to like remind myself that my quantity of friends doesn’t define my worth, and also to appreciate the friends that I do have more. i just wanted to let you know that ur def not alone/the only one who thinks that way !! sorry if this is weird haha

omg hey! it’s totally ok, ty so much you’re really sweet 🥺 and you put it into words so much better than me (english is not my first language and i’m just shit at expressing myself tbh jshsh), sometimes it just really overwhelms me and i had to rant about it a bit so yea. seriously tho thank you so much you just made my day much better and feel free to talk to me whenever! <3

[the-travelling-witch]

3k?!? 3K THATS ALOT OF LITTLE MOTHS LITTLE GREMLIN FOLLOWERS IM SO PROUD

haha have you given yourselves this nickname now? sorry to a certain moot, i’m stealing your theme /silly (no, if i had to play celebrity and name you guys it would be stars or sth celestial related jshsh)

thank you so much though!! i have this horrible habit of comparing myself to others, so i always feel like i should do better or should have achieved more by now, but 3000 is a pretty big number of people if you think about all of you gathered somewhere

also, i recently had that thought, imagining three thousand (and more) people all over the world, going through their days and then taking the time to read and interact with me and my works is so cool; like you could be in bed, at work, on the train, wherever and everyone is reading sth written by me and interpreting it differently… isn’t that the coolest thing??