#IM TAGGING EVERYTHING

[themoostking]

You do realize that Ao3 cannot censor its users and their works right? Thats the entire point of the website. To protect and save ALL fanworks (yes even bad, awful, harmful ones) from legal, and religious censorship. If they begin to pick and choose what content is available, we will lose a valuable resource as fans. Ao3 has done so much to protect fandoms and fanfiction and we should be grateful. If you see bad content, blame the person who made it, not the site.

[sectumsempraxz]

hello, someone please can send me a book that mentions the curse of Macbeth's play? That one that makes everybody calls it as "the Scottish play". I'm writing a paper at college about Macbeth, and I need an official source about it, but I can't find it anywhere :(

[wowsirrenren]

I think someone should write an explict stede x ed fanfiction but half of it is just ed trying to take off his leather outfit

[mikewheelerlesbian]

did you get any interesting word vomits in ur stranger things uquiz?

i received several great word vomits, but I feel like the way that I attempted to get through them is really unproductive. I'm just clicking on random quiz takers and hoping they wrote smth. If there is anyway to go through the written responses faster, could someone tell me please? Or if you want me to read your word vomit please tell me idk how, but um yea.

Anyways I had someone explain to me their theory on the effect of electromagnetic fields on astrology. I loved that. Then there was a person who wrote a link to an entire book on "higher level mathematics"??. Someone also decided to explain to me mcr lore?? Also one of my personal favorites was someone telling me that if they got mike it would be their final straw, and then their quiz result was mike. (charlie if you are out there ily) . Someone also told me to shit in my mouth. ummmm??? thank you for that classy response whoever you are <33. And someone told me Mike wasn't gay???? ummmm what??? have you met him???

However, most ppl just wrote about their favorite characters or that they're gay. Good for them honestly. Except to the ppl who wrote about wanting billy in the quiz. No, gross. This is a Billy hate page. if you like Billy get some help.

I did get a lot of people telling me about their complex love lives, which was really interesting. I really wish I could just read the responses ppl wrote without having to click every single person who took the quiz and see if they might have written something.

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[chikinan]

I'm sentimental about them. & about camcorders. [twt + insta + ptrn on bio]

[toyducks]

made my own prefall/angel lucifer design

[mawguai]

I want to go back and talk to you

[dilfosaur]

✝️the three pillars of childhood faves✝️

LITTLE GUYS 🕯️ GIRLS 🕯️ CRINGE

(from tuesday's drawfee, watch the process here :33)

[oh-gh0st]

i heart these rivals so much. maybe they'll kill each other. maybe they'll kiss. maybe they'll make ou

[theriverbeyond]

"You sent me out there to kill a baby and open those doors. Whose baby didn’t matter on my end. Do you know, I gave that thing a nickname, my whole pregnancy? I used to call it Bomb.”

Wake: me!

Photo: @wyyrdplayy w/ fog machine assist by @cassylvan

[mqfx]

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

[bulkhummus]

kind of gay to raise your girlfriend from the dead

[vebokki]

revived to post this