#IM TALKING WAP WAP WAP THATS SOME WET ASS PUSSY

[comradekatara]

certified freak seven days a week 💦

[melodramas-archive]

help wap is stuck in my head

[hunybody]

wap by cardi and megan thee..... lyrical genius and i mean that. shakespearean. and that is not a joke

[zarcake-writes]

I'm usually really good with anagrams using the context clues in the way it's used but...I'm sorry but wtf does WAP stand form I see it used all the time now but in the most random seeming places and I can't figure out what it's supposed to mean!

Lol it means wet ass pussy. It's a song by Cardi B with Megan Thee Stallion.

[kirishimabestcharacter]

the other version 😙

dormitory tingz

so you, mina, uraraka, and jirou are all chilling in your dorm, waiting for todoroki, izuku, and the bakusquad

your playlist was playing through your bluetooth speaker

right after you guys sung your heart out to B.I.T.C.H by megan, WAP came on

y’all were like 😏

as the boys were getting closer, they could hear the “there’s some whores in this house, there’s some whores in this house”

they were like 🤨 but ignored it

“CERTIFIED FREAK, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK. WET ASS PU-“

the boys stood in your doorway like 😶

“MAKE THAT PULLOUT GAME WEAK!”

they saw you guys all standing up, feeling yourselves, and yelling the words to this song

“BEAT IT UP BOY (ik it says nigga but they ain’t black so you told them to say boy) CATCH A CHARGE, XTRA LARGE AND XTRA HARD”

as it went “i don’t cook, i don’t clean but lemme tell you how i got this ring” you went and stood on your bed and mina stood on your little coffee table

you and mina: GOBBLE ME SWALLOW ME, DRIP DOWN THE SIDE OF ME QUICK JUMP OUT FORE YOU LET IT GET INSIDE OF ME

y’all are rapping that whole verse flawlessly

the boys are like: wooow 😦

is this who we are?! is this who we represent?

“NOW GET YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR COAT, FOR THIS WET ASS PUSSY”

you guys start breaking your backs at this point

everyone turns red, izuku and todo look away, sero tryna come to the front like lemme see 🧐🧐🧐

jirou: LOOK I NEED A HARD HITTER, I NEED A DEEP STROKER

kaminari: yeooo 😟

you all hyping her up and doing the ad libs for her

ah 😜 mwah 😘 yuhhh 😛

“NOT A GARTER SNAKE, I NEED A KING COBRA”

now momo gets on the coffee table KILLS megan’s second verse. ate and left no crumbs bc god is a woman and THAT WOMAN IS MOMO YAOYORUZU

and the boys are bopping their heads (cos WAP is a bop) while they watch you guys perform and stuff

katsuki lowkey lip syncing

“NOW FROM THE TOP! MAKE IT DROP, THATS SOME WET ASS PUSSY, NOW GET A BUCKET ANNA MOP, THATS SOME WET ASS PUSSY”

y’all dropping to the floor and doing yo thang

“IM TALKING WAP WAP WAP THATS SOME WET ASS PUSSY”

you guys all collapse when the music stops

the boys slowly start clapping

“WHAT THE HELL-“

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here’s the other version i wrote last night

also lightskin izuku 😳?

“hey mamas”

[slayonces]

morgan: dad? peter is teaching doctor dad to tiktok dances again.

stephan and peter: now from the top 👆🏽make it drop 👇🏽 thats some wet ass🍑 pussy 🐱 now get a bucket and a mop🧹 thats some wet ass🍑 pussy 🐱 im talking 👄 wap 🍑🐱 wap🍑🐱wap🍑🐱 thats some wet ass🍑 pussy 🐱 macaroni in a pot 🍝 thats some wet ass🍑 pussy 🐱

tony watching them: 🧍🏻‍♂️

[multifandumbass]

*felix in his room filming a tiktok*

felix: NOW FROM THE TOP *swings leg* MAKE IT DROP *drops* THATS SOME WET ASS PUSSY *twerks* NOW GET A BUCKET *arches back* AND A MOP *drops again* FOR THIS WET ASS PUSSY *humps the floor whilst hitting it with his hand* IM TALKING WAP *twerk* WAP *twerk* WAP *twerk* THATS SOME WET *twerk* ASS PUSSY *twerk* MACARONI IN A POT *yeets leg* THATS SOME WET ASS PUSSY *split twerks*

chan: *walks in* ...felix *concerned father face* *sighs and exits*

[hollandsmushroom]

NOW GET A BUCKET AND A MOP

THATS SOME WET ASS PUSSY

IM TALKING WAP, WAP, WAP

[flakopancho]

on that russell brand wap video

video starts he is bored, by his tone,  with the song, cant be bothered to pronounce wap correctly, dismissive but has some insight..ok

he is more interested in what the media is saying about the song so he is being a gossip instead of an art critic off the bat but maybe he’d say social critic weak cop out with him reading the guardians definition of the video instead of what cardi and meg say or even give his own summary of the song also side note i heard the song and thought it was average and video was boring it also is weird to me we are stuck on the hamster wheel of female sexuality in rap at least like didnt lil kim foxy brown trina nicki minaj my neck my back my pussy and my crack already put a period on these convos when he says that cardi and meg are aspiring to the patriarchies values which completely duhumanizes them and takes their agency away, like they just actually enjoy their wet ass pussies and its a human value not a systematic inoculated value. so stfu there is no replicating values from males its just females getting to be female and it has nothing to do with hierarchy or patriarchy...which is revolutionary then she starts going on about TRADITIONAL VALUES so dumb , defining what men and women are generally but ignoring you cant apply averages to individuals and thats even ignoring the fact that bravery is considered male in his diatribe... then calling margaret thatcher a woman man and saying she expels male values like wtf do you hate yourself that much and see women and people who arent white as innocent pure sinless waifs....part of humanity is our potential for evil and dismissing that to sexism or racism is an insult on top of the pity conventional female values--- gagging maybe he didnt mean these things but talked about them from societies perspective but he still seems to be talking from that side---- there is nothing wrong with objectification he is a complete lunatic - you can objectify all day and still see humanity beyond the objectification - its fun to be objectified its fun to objectify its fun to make an object (art piece) of your self if that is your job as a visual artist like cardi and meg, and even if not everyone agrees objectification is good is my opinion void because it doesnt agree with yours what kind of revolution are we having here...and russell take your tattoos off then those are objects those are false idolss if meg and cardi lived in the perfect utopia that russel envisions, and wanted to express their sexuality - how would they do it without being objectified... focusing on the body or sadnesss or happiness apart from the complete humanity of someone is objectifying that one part and if we were in utopia it would still be consumed as a commodity...whats wrong with a commodity...exploitation of commodities through not paying workers or raising prices unfairly is wrong but just now the idea of commodity is wrong...isnt that video he is making to be a gossip also a commodity wap isnt doing enough cause it isnt calling out who has power in the systems that so dumb - go live in an artless world til everyone is fed then why is he wasting his time on philosophy of the mainstream people are starving out there. cardis bernie campaigning wasnt enough now her work and personal self expression needs to be exploited by your cause for revolution isnt a youtube video about as far away from a product as you can get - how is it different than making a vlog like he is doing - they both selling the product of themselves in both cases they are objectifying their authenticity its still the same aesthetic its the same values and ideals...uhhh no its not women in rap changed the definition of what men in america find attractive and in different time periods different body types were attractive cause it changes with cultures there was a womens body revolution and it has 99% percent to do with thicc women in hip hop not conforming to the "male" but i would say human standards of the 50s-80s at least 

before capitilism were their women owning their sexuality...yes so its not a product of capitalism we should be aspiring to an entirely different set of values not who has the power in these values...so he is saying cause women are taking power in the same system its not a good thing and shouldnt be celebrated..i do agree with that to a degree but i also could see the power shift as a step on the way to a different value system, but also im not going to be zealot and hate on cardi and meg for not having my same level of desire for a utopia revolution or a rapture i also dont see wap as a commentary on social structures just maybe dating when you are younger power which russell was a part of, like he says as ive gotten older my values have changed, welll then maybe the same will happen for the young women doing the same shit you were doing, old and wise is only old and wise when you dont see it as a personal revelation you had instead of seeing all older people change their values to more conservative back in my day bull shit so he is scared of power and attractive to him cause, o my god these women are so beautiful, the whole video is about his own sex addiction and blaming the pretty girls for getting grabbed on what are we looking for, something fun to dance to, something to give me confidence, something to make silly videos undermining the sexuality entirely, its not just porn porn porn like he is trying to claim so fucking stupid this russell brand video is the same as the ben shapiro i aint squeamish about sex but this is not making people equal....wtf are you talking about he also wont go as far to say what the ideologies cardi and meg are fighting which im curious about ooo so now he says meg and cardi dont need to be doing anything other than commodity, admits hes puritanical, sees it through a warped lense what was the point of this video. spend 15 minutes seemingly arguing that they are being too sexual, just capitalist pawns, not radicals and will make poor russell want to packer his peepee

then say in one minute well that was all bullshit and should cardi and meg be doing something different...no so dumb