#IS FAIR

[autistic-britta-perry]

not to overanalyze what is really just cc!pac having a chill time alone in the server and having fun but I will- q!pac's being all happy and reminiscing on all the eggs and jokingly going back to the first day and making everything cute and getting a secret place for him and mike and just pretending like the next time mike wakes up everything will be okay and normal

[moghedien]

I want Graendal and Moghedien to interact in the show and I want their vibe to be "Moghedien thinks the Graendal is still her therapist, and Graendal thinks Moghedien is too pathetic to need to kill or worth making into a pet so she mostly just goes along with it until she gets bored and makes Moghedien leave"

[suttttton]

watched the movie Malignant today and I have some thoughts:

1) "person is born evil and we gotta kill them" is the worst trope ever

2) there is an endless sequence in the last third of this movie that's just the monster killing people with acrobatics and a big knife and I have never been so bored in my life and I hate the filmmakers for making me sit through it

[applepiebuck]

Watching the tsunami episodes with my cousin

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

they dont understand, i think. thats probably why they're disagreeing.

i wonder if we could talk to them and try to convince them ourselves? otherwise, keep trying, oppy. tell them exactly how you feel. we'll do what we can on our end

THEY DON'T WANT ME TO GET EATEN :(

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[bumblebeebats]

Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

[pangur-and-grim]

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at a ren faire with my mom and I saw a belt with cool leather pouches on it for $3759 and I whispered to her, “You know, if it weren’t for the price tag I’d totally get that,” and she was like “Go for it! It’s only $3000! That’s nothing!” And I was like *surprised pikachu face*.

[the-forest-library]

“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.

[skipppppy]

Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

[shortboxcomicsfair]

One you cannot miss! Comics premier fantasy author returns with a stunning new work: 'Sacred Bodies' by the brilliant @sticksandsharks: 'In a sacrament to strengthen the bonds between two villages, a Garaang Ba’It is wed to a human woman. Tolpan and Dualayim each have their own apprehensions about being chosen for this vow, but soon find that they share more understanding of each other than they could have known.'

This comic will be released digitally in October as part of ShortBox Comics Fair, an online-only event that will see the release of over 100+ new, original comics from artists around the world!

[brigebus]

can more artists be in the blade and sorcery fandom,,,,,,pleeeeeeeaseeeee with a vanilla sundae covered in chocolate fudge and rainbow sprinkles,,,,,,,,pleeeeasee,,,

[daydreamerwonderkid]

RIP to Bruce. Can't get a single night to himself smh

[beaumodee]

Jade picon wearing schiaparelli at the vanity fair oscar after party

[eroticlamb]

Kinetica Art Fair, 2012, featuring 'Pony' by Tim Lewis  (video source)