#IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG AHHHH

[somerandomdumpacc]

GOING TO HSLOT TOMORROW IM SO EXCITED

[druidberries]

baby #3 is on the way !!!

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the game didn't give me a popup or anything 😭 I clicked on her and saw this moodlet and THATS how i found out smh

[bbaycon]

The ep tlhlrvlsdvjdzvdjsvkdsvrdbn

[woahbrochilll]

In honour of the new episode, here some Taylor (and a little Normal head)

First two is Taylor getting his yellow belt.

[duskerot]

SHES DONE SHES DONE !!

[carrotpiss]

🐰🧡🐻

[0vergrownruins]

The @nighthauntzine is out and about, just in time for spooky season! Huge thanks to all the mods we worked with, this zine has such beautiful quality and the process was as smooth as butter. I’m so thrilled to have my own copy in hand!!

(Leftover sales will go up soon, so keep an eye out for that! Friendly reminder that I wrote some scumplane creepiness, if that’s your jam 👁)

[cybererotic]

hi guess who just got autism diagnosis

[discrunkled-twog]

DID ANYONE ELSE GET RHE LIVING TOMBSTONE AS THEIR TOP ARTIST FOR SPOTIFY WRAPPED PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW

[slvttyplum]

heyy, i would like to make a request 😅 https://x.com/innaillus/status/1718698910615584771?s=20 ive been thinking about this and suguru geto

ﾟ𐦍༘⋆ new position | suguru geto

synopsis: messing with suguru gets you great pleasure.

contents: lowercase spelling, squirting, fingering, porn without plot, smut.

right now, you were with someone you weren’t supposed to be with—someone you complained about to your friends and cried over.

now you were in his bed getting your pussy eaten by him, and it felt so fucking good. his eyes are digging into yours as you try to control your moans.

he loved eating you apart, tasting every bit of you, and hearing every sound that slipped out of your mouth, even vulgar curses.

his hands roaming up and down your smooth thigh as your hands slithered throughout his long black hair.

“faster suguru!” your voice soft and low as you buck your hips into his face, trying to ride the high of pleasure flowing through you.

suguru smirks as he continues pulsing his tongue in and out of you, then back to your clit in a rhythm.

with no warning, he stops and leans up, moving his arms on both sides toward you and placing a peck on your lips.

“i want to try something different, hm?” before you can even answer, suguru slides himself to the edge of the bed and pats his lap.

you already know what he means by that, so you slide to the front, and he bends down, grabbing his camera on the floor.

fixing something up and turning on the camera and setting it on the dresser in front of him. it was normal for him to record, but this time you were nervous.

you begin getting on his lap, but he adjusts you so that you’re directly on his lap, straight, feeling his dick bulge on your ass.

“someone’s happy, huh?” joking as you get adjusted, he snickers and places a sloppy kiss on your neck as he gropes your thighs.

slowly lifting them up as he’s still kissing your neck, creeping up to your jaw, and your back leaning into him.

his mouth connecting with yours, his sweet taste in your mouth as he indulges you whole, his hands pushing your legs together and holding them up.

his arm pushed onto the back of your knees as his hand slid down to your wet cunt, his mouth still on yours.

two of his fingers easily sliding into you, a slight gasp coming out as you feel his fingers curve, his thick fingers shooting pleasure throughout you.

“wait… wait, it’s too much." you whined, dragging off; it felt so good yet too much; the stretch from your legs and the pleasure combining too well.

all he did was continue kissing down your jaw, and those tingles alone sent you over the edge. he was so good at moving his fingers.

suguru knew all the right spots—where to touch you, how to make you cum, how to send you over the edge of pleasure—and you were right there.

lumps getting caught in your throat as you try to protest, but he gets progressively faster, his palms slamming into your clit as he curls his fingers up more.

“ahhhh, fuck right there!” you whine, your head thrown back on his shoulder, as your body tries to shift, but you’re restrained.

your head is getting dizzy as you try to keep up with the pleasure flowing throughout you, and your breathing is slowing down as you grip his thighs.

“tell me how bad you want to cum, and i’ll let you.” his words muffled as you strain yourself trying to get that high.

his tongue sliding over your jaw as his fingers get progressively faster and his palm pushing against you with great force, you can taste the pleasure.

“please… please, suguru, i want to cum so fast.” your throat is clenching up as you try to push out more words, but nothing comes out.

his fingers are tapping your sweet spot with such speed that you can’t even comprehend it, feeling yourself leak.

suguru’s dirty whispers in your ear as you finish, the pressure you feel when you pee slowly pushing out, then like a water fountain splashes out.

he pushes his finger deeper and a little more gushes out, quickly slipping out his fingers and rubbing over your pussy as you squirt.

“yes… yes…” your words drag on as your eyes hang low, about to slip off into a slumber.

sugurus eyes were looking at the camera as he smirked; this is why he loved pushing you, making you beg, and recording it.

those beautiful moans and whining, it was all worth it.

[signedeclipse]

Signed with Love - Upper Moons

What is this? - A valentines gift to my lovely fem!readers! Its valentines/love letters cards from your favourites <3

Characters - Akaza | Daki | Douma | Gyokko | Gyutaro | Hantengu | Kaigaku | Kokushibo | Muzan | Nakime

Series Parts Kamaboko Squad - HERE The Hashira - HERE

Akaza

To the girl of my dreams, Happy valentines! I'm sure you thought i'd forget sorry about last year, but I've got plans and everything. Theres a light show in the city, if you want to come I'm sure we can stop for some snacks and i'll get you the best view of them. If that sounds like a plan, i'll be by your house the moment the sun goes down. Can't wait to see you dolled up, Akaza.

Daki

Dove, Free your schedule on the 14th, I won't let plans get in the way of us spending this year together after so many times of it falling through! Oiron duties always take precedent, but I'm sure I can pull some strings to spend the night with you, the "new" girl, to do some "training". Dress for the part, I know you can lie your way in. Good luck, even if I know you won't need it, 'Warabihime'

Douma

Hello, lovely! I am over the moon knowing i'll get to spend valentines with you again! I miss you more and more every day you are away... How about this year we sneak away from the cult and I show you someplace you might really enjoy, and we can pick up some treats you like to keep at the estate! Don't leave me waiting too long. You know who ♡

Gyokko

To my precious muse, This velentines marks a decade together, and I figure its about time I let you closer than ive let any other. I know I can be more conservative in sharing my art, but this year i'd like to take you into my studio and teach you some of my craft. You know where to find me. Wear something you don't mind having ruined. Gყσƙƙσ

Gyutaro

Angel, I promised i'd always ask, so I expect you to say yes when I ask you to be my valentine again. It's too risky to go out with being on the radar, so when you come back home keep low and we'll do something simple. I can't risk getting you in trouble. Don't stray too far, GT.

Hantengu

Dearest, If possible, I would really appreciate if maybe you might consider being my valentine Whatever you'd like is yours Please H/S/K/A/Uro/Z/Ura

Kaigaku

Princess, I know you'll say yes anyways, so instead ill congradulate you for keeping me intrigued for so long. Long enough to call you my valentine. I'll be home to see you the moment the sun drops, and we can spend all night hanging out. I like you better where no one else can chew on you like eye candy, so I'll bring some snacks you like if it keeps you inside, Don't get too flattered, Yours, Inadama

Kokushibo

To the most beautiful woman I know, I would be honoured if you would decide to be my valentine once again. If you are inclined to accept my invintation, know that not a drop of the night would be wasted on anything you wouldn't like. You know you can trust me. I anticipate your responce, 黒死牟

Muzan

To the only sunshine I require; With this letter is a box of clothing. It's all custom to your fit and yours now, pick whatever you like and wait outside the gates of tokyo by sundown tonight. We'll be visitng some places I know you've wanted to see, and I'll make sure it's not on an empty stomach. Don't leave me waiting, M. Kibutsuji

Nakime

My dearest lullaby I am not one to partake in holidays, however, I cannot help myself when it comes to you. I was hoping you would be my valentine; not just today, but in life as well. There is a concert hall I used to perform at, and I would like to bring you there to hear the music I was so very fond of. It is very formal, so if you need any help getting ready you have my assistance. I miss your sweet song, Nakime Otokawa

Authors Note - This took me so long ahhhh thank you for your patience darlings <3 The tags took me longer than writing this entire thing /j

Disclaimer - All characters within have been aged up to at least 18 or older, and have been altered to reflect such change as needed.

[girlboypersonthingy]

omg i love your blog sm!! it’s been a while since ive been in the fandom and i didn’t think anyone wrote for vld anymore, ahhhh but i love the way you write!! you’re so so talented!! how do you think a love triangle sitch with keith and lance would play out? i love the both but UGHHHH THE DRAMA I LOVE IT😩😩

Oh my god thank you so much! I’m so flattered asfdafh 🥰🥹 I know the fandom is dead to most but not to all. I’m still here and voltron will always live on in my heart ❤️‍🔥 BRO THIS PROMPT??? PLZ ITS SO GOOD AAHHH ENJOY!

❤️Love Triangle💙

Okay first of all, these two would try to win you over IN COMPLETELY OPPOSITE WAYS.

Lance is, of course, over the top and very romantic and kind of cliche but so considerate and thoughtful and sweet.

Keith will be more nonchalant and mysterious, trying to use his skills and talents to impress you. He’s the type to slowly win you over by being very genuine and honest.

It started when Lance threw a pick up line your way and not only was the line terrible…but you actually laughed at it. It brought some pink to your cheeks as well. They both noticed that.

Lance was very smug about the fact that he made you giggle and blush.

Keith was a little annoyed at first, thinking Lance was just being his usual obnoxious self. So Keith just kept trying to make moves on you in his own way.

One day, Lance walked into the training room to see you and Keith sitting beside each other on the floor, breathing heavily as if you’d just decided to take a break. He couldn’t really hear what Keith was saying but you looked very focused, very into the conversation and you two were sitting just a little bit too close for his liking.

Lance didn’t like the eyes you were making at the red paladin

But Keith sure did. He was so excited to be sitting so close to you.

Then it’s like the spider man meme of them pointing at each other like 😧👉🏻 👈🏻😮

“Wait! You like (Y/N)? No no no, you can’t! I like (Y/N)!”

“Well I liked them first!”

“No! No! Dibs!”

“Really? Dibs?” *eye roll*

For the next week, they’re both acting like goofballs around you.

It’s kind of hilarious and very entertaining for you because…you notice that they start adopting each other’s ways of flirting and dropping hints. They do a little swap.

It’s like they think the other person has a better chance with you so they try to switch it up and copy each other. Lance thinks Keith’s ‘mysterious bad boy’ persona is something you’re into. Keith thinks you find happiness in all the silly, goofy things Lance does. So they both try to switch it up in hopes of making you fall for them. Does that make sense?

Imagine Keith trying to use a pick up line on you and failing miserably. He’s probably sweating through his shirt and his mouth is dry bc he’s so close to you, he can smell your shampoo. He’d end up stuttering and then getting really pissed at himself for looking dumb in front of you. May go back to his room and pout if he felt things didn’t go well.

Now imagine Lance trying to be all soft spoken and mysterious, trying to act cool. Lance trying not to talk too much is the equivalent of him holding his breath. It’s only a matter of time before he breaks character and says some dumb, cheesy shit that has you rolling your eyes. He awkwardly shuffles away to his room and also pouts bc he feels like he’s just loud and annoying.

The boys got into a yelling match about it once. The pot just boiled over and all you could do was watch.

That was their very shitty, joint confession of their feelings for you- them screaming about who likes you more, who liked you first, who you’re more compatible with, ect ect blah blah blah

All right in front of you

And all the while, the whole team is so confused

Cue Allura and Hunk stepping in between them because both their faces are turning red from anger and jealousy.

Everyone just looks at Shiro like 👀

Shiro, the dad of the group: 🙄😤 “fine…”

Shiro sits them both down for a long chat and by the end of it, the boys have come to terms with the fact that they both like you and not only is it your choice who you’d want to be with, but there’s a lot of other things to be worried about rn. They shouldn’t, and they won’t, pressure you.

Buuttttt…they do keep up some of the same things they like to do with you.

Keith still trains with you often (and he really enjoys helping you with your stance/posture bc he gets to be touchy✨)

Lance still invites you into his room to play video games (and he always seems out of breath when you sit so close to him, your arm touching his)

They try their best to control their temper around you and they try not to be around when you’re with the other person. They don’t need to see you being all close and personal with someone who isn’t them. :,(

The boys just continue to be their normal selves with you. They figure you should get to know them, the real them, before you make any decisions.

Yes, they both like you.

Yes. They’re both very competitive and very jealous.

But they respect each other and they respect you.

And we are in the middle of an intergalactic war right now, this is not a real priority.

They’ll give you some time and a pace to think about it.

Now comment on this post and tell me who you’d choose 😈 I love them both so so much but Lance is my soulmate for sure

[koszmarnybudyn]

Malevolent episode 44 thoughts

Spoilers ahead!!!!

The afterlife thingy being a bar and Arthur getting a blood and sand makes me delusional that Parker will appear

Yay they said love you to each other, ahhhh (they are so so aro4aro to me)

Fuck Arthur can swim, couldnt be me, he has some lungs wow.

Yorick excuse me, just? Suspicious so so suspicious this episode, he is a little freak -_-

Wow Arthur actually aknowledging an injury and having to deal with it long term? Wow that's rare. I'm slightly scared about it being infected, and him catching a cold because he did just get soaked, and those clothes did sit underground for a long time)

Outfit change yayyy, I do hope he pretends to be the prince i think it would be intresting. (I wonder how he finds the clothing, like textures, how its made, since its so diffrent from modern clothes, did he keep his og shoes?, also underwear? Cause there wore shirts as underwear basiclly i think, but idk if he kept his 1930s undies or not, also socks?, can you tell im very autistic about fashion, and historical fashion specificlly?)

Alexander is back 0_0? Intresting, John sounds annoyed about it so much, "owls dont eat people", malevolent is a comedy sometimes

Ahhh such a good episode, i can't wait to learn more, its all so facinating.

Oh also, ive been watching videos about early sierra games and malevolent rn has such king's quest vibes, Arthur is stuck in a point and click adventure with a lot of wierd games and infiurating mechanics ❤️

[tojisun]

oh wow.. i didnt expect 80+ interactions with my anon posts !!

thank you all for being so supportive, i love reading thru your comments n reblogs seeing how happy you guys are for me.. honestly ive been a follower for quite a bit and having this biker guy pop up in my life after the biker!simon series gained traction was such a coincidence 😭 !!

i love you all so so much 🫶🏻 i wish the best for you all

-- pink leather jacket anon 🩷

(p.s. little tidbit teehee you can decide whether or not this is biker!simon coded of him but.. while we were on that bike ride n he had his hand around my hands, at some point he wrapped it fully around my wrist, felt around it for a bit, then let go to hold the handle; after he left my work he texted me sometime later if i preferred gold or silver 🫣 i think he's cooking up smth rn...)

(..i really need to use this tiny font more often my updates are rlly long im sorry LOL)

NO BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SO SO HAPPY FOR YOU!! thank you so so much for sharing your story with us 🥹🫶🏼 im eternally rooting for your happiness petal!! sending you so much kisses teehee

YEA OMG ITS SUCH A CUTE AND FUN COINCIDENCE, IM ENAMOURED AND BLOWN AWAY BY IT <333

(n thank u sm for supporting my silly lil blog omg dhjejd mwah!)

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOO AHHHH AND THANK YOU MWAH <333

OK WAIT YES I WILL BE BORROWING THAT IDEA FOR BIKER!SIMON BUT HOLY FUCK IM SCREAMING!!! NO YEA IM WISHING HOPING MANIFESTING FOR A JEWELLED (??) GIFT JAJDJEJD

wait which did u say? im such a silver girly but also gold is so pretty! also another token of his affections??? this man is truly an absolute unit, as u said!!

WAIT LEMME SCREAM AGAIN AHDHHERH HE DID THAT!! IM HICCUPPING IN GLEE RN

omg oki but we love love ur updates, no matter how long!! u can even send in a novella-long update, and id read and respond just as excitably. i love love interacting w u guys like this, especially bc i overshare on my end 😭

BUT HDJWJDJR YEA OMG IM SORRY IM JUST HOLLERING RN HHHHH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL UPDATE THIS IS!!!

thank u again petal for this and wishing you the best and happiest and kindest and loveliest <3333

[lady-of-disdain]

Helloooooo!! Ive been reading and re-reading your killer sans fic "Poor Little Meow Meow" and its amazing! Youve captured Killers personality so well ahhhh! When do you think youll make the next chapter?☆

I'm about halfway through the next chapter now. I apologize for the long wait guys, life has been busy (in both good and bad ways). <3

[bluewormonastring]

My live reactions to season 2 (episode 1)

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY KIDS READ AT UR OWN RISK

Holy shit I’m so excited

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oauxbwkxjwhz

LOVE THE BLACK SCREEN W A SHARP CUT TO THE BEACH 10/10

OMG WE GET THE STEDE AND IZZY BEACH SWORD NOW? SO SOON? YOU SPOIL ME OFMD

Omg he’s been stabbed this is for sure a dream sequence

STEDE THATS MURDER EVEN IF ITS JUST IN YOUR HEAD

“You absolute twa….” BEST DYING WORDS EVER ILY IZZY ALWAYS AND FOREVER

THE SLOW RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER OMG

AND STEDES FACE AND HIS VOICE AND AWW BABY

AWWW THE WAY THEY CRASHED INTO EACH OTHER

“BABE” HA FOWIHXBWNA I WAS NOT PREPARED

“I KNEW YOUD FIND ME LOVE”

“Fuckin love the beard mate”

Oh we’ve started farting lovely

OH MY GOD I WASNT PREPARED FOR HOW ID FEEL WHEN IT CUT TO HIM WITH EVERYONE AWW MY BABIES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

“Cant be worse than you moaning ‘Ed oh ed’ all night” ILY PETE

Iconic title screen as always

“DEAR ED” AHHHH

SPANISH JACKIE ILY

Instantly taking an interest in the Swede as we knew would happen but still iconic

Ugh I love Leslie jones did I mention I love Leslie jones

Nat looks so scared aww baby

I love wee John being security

And host stede aww baby

I live for black Pete dealing with working in customer service

And all of them tbh

Aww poor buttons he needs his ocean and Livy

I’m ngl for a second I was like “where’s Fred armisen- oh wait”

ITS THE I THINK OF YOU OFTEN LINE YESS

HELLO YES I ADORE IZZY HANDS HE CAN DO NO WRONG IDC WHAT YOU SAY IVE MISSED MY BABY BOY

Ahh the wedding

“Demon? *shakes head* I’m the fucking devil” AHH

Guys were only 6 minutes in and this post is already long as shit so buckle up (if ur actually reading it lmao my ass would be like nope too long”

THERES MY VICO HELLO VICO ILY AND MY JOEL FRY ILY BABIES

Ah yes ye olde put trauma in a box in lock it

Awww fang baby boy someone give him a hug find him Lucius

Omg it’s the “you dumped him” scene

“Did everyone get some cake” because he’s still our precious little angle

HE JUST SNORTED RHINO HORN IS THAT A THING WAS THAT A THING IN HISTORY HUH

NO ITS THIS SCENE I DONT WANNA WATCH MY BABY BE SAD

Yes hello I love Izzy hands I would protect him with my life little baby boy

Vico looks so done w his ass

Someone give my baby a hug

Ily fang

The tears in his eyes during “unhand me” aww Angel

AWW IZZY

CONNOTHAN O NONNATHAN WE LOVE YOU YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY UR ABSOLUTE PERFECTION YOU ANGEL

I love the friendship Jim and that girl have

Oh shit Jackie

“BOO CAKES” JACKIE

Stede honey you’re not intimidating

“I know that guy we had breakfast together” “you’ll be having a lot of breakfastes together” “oh okay 🙂” ily Swede

HIM DOING AN ED IMPRESSION LMAO “could be. Could be mate.”

“You’re my hero” 😞😕🙂😏

Swede bein a cute lil double agent

AWW SWEDE “my time with Jackie has been the happiest of my life. Her love has helped me locate parts of myself I didn’t even know existed and reclaim others that I have long missed” ILY

“Tonight is my turn to perform the husbandly duties”

“That’s another toe” ED YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM LEAVE MY BABY ALONE

“Who am I to you” aww Izzy Angel baby he’s accepting it OMG “I have love for you Edward” IZZY YOURE SAYING IT OUT LOUD IM SO PROUD OF YOU BUD

IZZY YOU DID NOT JUST SAY TALK IT THROUGH YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

OMG AND THE SHIFT IN THE MUSIC AS SOON AS HE SAID IT

IZZY RUN

RUN MY BABY BOY RUN

“As a crew” OH EDDDDD

ED DONT POINT A GUN AT JIM

OR ANYONE ELSE

THAT INCLUDES YOURSELF EDWARD TEACH BORN ON A BEACH

“They think ya crazy” cackling his face omg

Go taika absolutely slaying this scene

The way the camera is all like jittery is so good

Jim’s like “beard” makes their chin look like… not caved in but idk like it looks like they have a rly bad overbite yk

“Everyone knows why” “I don’t. Enlighten me” “your feelings for stede fucking bon-“ *GUNSHOT* ARE U SHITTING ME EDWARD NO WE DO BOT SHOOT FRIENDS

OH MY GOD HE MADE FRENCHIE FIRST MATE HOLY SHIT

Oh my god Izzy my poor baby Izzy oh my god how dare you hurt my Izzy

LMAO SWEDE

“FUCK THOSE HAMMIES UP” LMAO

There’s like no way there’s actually anything valuable in that chest

WE GOT TO SEE HER TAKE A NOSE FOR THE NOSE JAR YESSS

OH SHIT INDIGO

“Now give me back my blue shit STEVE”

Susan’s hot

DONT HURT SWEDE

Oh good okay we’re cool

I feel like she’s lying tho

But for now we’re cool

AWW FANG

AWW JIM COMFORTING FANG

“WANNA HEAR THE STORY OF THE WOODEN BOY” AWW

Living for vico using they them for the puppet

“DO THE VOICE” AWW

OMG VICO THATS ICONIC

AWW YAY THEYRE LAUGHING NOW THOSE ARE MY BABIES YAY

Living for buttons reuniting with the ocean

Okay roll credits cheers yall see you next episode