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80yearoldmanmoodboard · 1 year

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The Yukon Affair S2 E14

#the man from uncle #Illya is feeling so good he can do a lil squat dance and make quaking noises #idk what the quaking noises are about but they’re cute #lil ducky boy #this episode was also really silly cause they’re in Alaska #and Alaska is basically American Russia #cause it’s fucking freezing and actually so dangerous #but if I’m remembering correctly #Illya was just like #vibing with no complaints #and making fun of Napoleon

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shapelytimber · 2 months

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Look, social media aus are very dumb but fun to do fklxkdk Illya would make short videos (mostly) about fashion, and Napoleon would be very unsubtle about being a Spy

I am formally apologizing to the uncle fandom for tiktoker Illya Kuryakin, I have no regrets (also @quijicroix is part responsible, being my evil advisor)

Here are the posts in details, and the profile pics :)

[COMMISSIONS]

No process this time, just me yapping for way to long about every choice and refs that went into this dumb au below vvv

Illya is younger than Napoleon (I usualy headcanon him at around 25 and Napoleon 35ish), so I think their use of social media would be quite different : hence Illya on Tiktok and Napoleon on Instagram. Also it's not the 60s so Illya can be like 10% less reppressed :)) but as a debuff Napoleon now has the technology to call him a nerd

Illya's page started as a cover for some affair, but he ended up kinda enjoying doing it in his free time. It's like a hobby for him, a way to experiment with fashion ! It's what made him want to pursue fashion design as a career after his curent spy job. And also I think he gets more and more nervous the more followers he gets, because as a spy having a chance to get recognise in the street is really bad dkdldlos Napoleon teases him endlessly that he became a tiktoker (as he should)-

Did I, at one point in the project, had to scrap the thirst trap idea to keep the fashion nerd vibes ? Yes I did, but just know he uses the "twink" tag :)

• The first post is a ref to the discotheque affair, not the best episode and a great miss for not including a disco Illya outfit, so I made him one to match the other :D

• The second is to the Hot number, but he gets to wear the thrush pattern !

• The third one is what made me do all of this ! Because, if you're not french, you might not know about one of my favorite yearly twitter threads : Met Gala outfits as INSEE graphs by Clara Dealberto ! Don't care about the met gala, but this is very funny :) and such a Illya Kuryakin thing to do kdkdkd

• fourth one isn't fashion related, it's a ref to popart and the "he has Dostoïevski eyes" line that made us laught a lot

• A little Fiddlesticks for the dog post, because it's a banger episode. Plus a nod to he dog expert from it, with whom Illya had palpable sexual tension fkfkfkl I like to think they kept contact ;) (shoutout to this fic (Intensity by AconitumNapellus) who absolutely get the vision, 10/10 guy to "cheat" on your boyfriend with)

• and the final one is a make over because of course it is

As for Napoleon, being older and less invested in this, an instagram made sense. But crutialy, I get such strong modern oss117 vibes from Napoleon (the way he shoots his gun, the goofy faces, the awkward stance everytime he enters a place, the inexplicable in universe rizz...) dkfkldls modern oss117 was a parody of both 60s james bond and older oss117 movies, but I'm now convinced they also whatched some uncle while doing these, it's just so obvious- anyway all this to say, in the second movie oss117 has to pose as a photographer and gets way too invested in his cover (it's his thing don't question it), and at the end of the movie we get to see all the photography he took during his mission..... Let me tell you how hard it was to resist him having an instagram full of blurry women on the street (canon 60s napoleon would have done it I'm sorry)- but what I kept was the pretty "badly" shot pics of random things, tho you sometimes get the odd decent pic taken by Illya. And he gets to be in a duck floatie as a treat and nod to oss <3

• Pinned post is because it became frustrating for him having to respond to people asking him if it was his real name or if he was a far right french man simping for Bonaparte

• first post is not a ref, but if my very sexy flat car was burning in the desert I would take a pic (ft Illya despairing) kdkdkd

• Duck floatie is a oss117 ref

• selfie with a beautiful woman (ft his finger), no ref I just love drawing women

• also Fiddlesticks for the cute Napoleon fox !! And to kinda link the two profiles :)

• and finaly Spy with my face ! He tried taking a picture of his date (I'll let you decide who it was), but oops front facing camera kdkdkdk

Can you tell I had a lot of fun doing this ? I love this show way to much omfg

PS : if you've never seen the recent oss117 movies, you should they funny ! But oh god some jokes are terrible- the first one is the best, minus one gay joke frankly not great. They nail the gay joke in the second one but oh god... They do not always win the 'is our character a piece of shit or is the movie problematic' gamble so be aware of that. And the 3rd one is shit don't bother

PPS : I don't use Tiktok, I tried my best to emulate the feeling of it but be aware I have no idea what I'm doing dkkdld

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raisinchallah · 1 month

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the power 60s tv has over me

#the man from uncle #the man from u.n.c.l.e.#napoleon solo #illya kuryakin #art tag #started as a challenge to see if i could just quickly doodle their faces #in a satisfying manner but then i ended up liking it enough i #decided to spend a really dumb amount of time on typography

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warren-keplers-funk-band · 16 days

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white collar (2009) and the man from u.n.c.l.e (2015) fusion fic... napoleon solo the art thief gets released into agent illya kuryakin's custody to help him solve cases... i'm cooking tell me i'm not

#i just recently got into the man from uncle fandom too #and matt bomer looks so much like henry cavill #that the second i saw the pilot he was giving me napoleon solo vibes #plus neal and napoleon are BOTH so whumpable #I'M COOKING #fic idea #plot bunny #white collar #the man from uncle #neal caffrey #peter burke #napoleon solo #illya kuryakin #napollya #tmfu

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redgoldblue · 11 months

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i just think the primary basis of any napollya fic, no matter how you approach it, has to be that Napoleon is down so so bad. 'going to hell for someone' is small potatoes compared to just how fucking deep below the ground he already is every minute of the day. Love is an ocean and he's having a civilised conversation with the anglerfish about Illya's hair and eyes and sense of humour and intelligence and voice and frankly the anglerfish are tired of hearing it.

#The Man From UNCLE #no i'm not yet halfway through s1 #yes i'm forming Opinions and they're Correct #he doesn’t necessarily have to REALISE that he’s down so so bad #he can just be like Illya’s really cool and smart and funny and pretty and this is a totally normal way to feel about your boybestfriend #but nevertheless. he is.#Napollya #Napoleon Solo #mine

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bighandsforabigheart · 9 months

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Idk… I just love the concept of Illya getting softer and showing his caring side once he warms up to people contrasting how Solo will become less open and harder to read when he lets people enter his small circle of close friends…

#needed more sanders and solo interaction #I feel like it’s the one time we see him without a mask #and he still puts it back on immediately #I guess when Illya shocks him after the torture scene counts #I just… maybe he should’ve been tortured a few more times I’m sorry #actually wait he’s pretty honest with showing his annoyance when he’s with Illya #true soulmates #Illya is the one to bring down his masks #9AM coffee thoughts I’m exhausted #not being very coherent #napollya

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heytheredeann · 7 months

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Today on Very Serious Spy Scenarios, imagine Illya and Napoleon at the beginning of their partnership, with Napoleon happily pushing all of Illya's buttons every five seconds to try and see what will get him punched and what not. Illya is endlessly frustrated with him, especially because he CANNOT get a rise out of him, no matter how hard he tries.

And then one day, when they are arguing, again, Illya is getting desperate to Win This and so this conversation ensues:

Illya: "What's your problem, your parents never hugged you as a child?"

Napoleon, completely unfazed: "Actually no, my father barely spoke to me and my mother lowkey disliked me, so."

Illya:

Napoleon:

Illya:

Napoleon: "What?"

Illya: *getting teary-eyed*

Napoleon, now a little scared: "Peril?"

Illya: *bear hug attack*

#napollya #the man from uncle #tmfu #napoleon x illya #not spn #ely has shit to say #this is the end napoleon is getting hugged. forever #illya just can't help it #he instantly started picturing this tiny napoleon with his little curls and pointy teeth #making a sad little face because his parents don't love him #HOW COULD THEY NOT HUG HIM. HE WILL CRY.#meanwhile napoleon is just standing there rigid like a piece of wood with his face smashed against illya's shoulder #just quietly going '.....peril. what are you doing.'#'what does it LOOK like. i'm hugging you. because your parents are shitheads.'#'........uh'#in the upcoming weeks napoleon can SEE it on illya's face whenever he's thinking about this #illya just stares at him with his sad puppy eyes and napoleon throws his hands up like 'CHRIST peril i'm FINE'#meanwhile in illya's head there's a tiny cowboy being all sad and he can't handle it #what are his parents' name he needs to know. for science. on an unrelated note where is his rifle #gaby has no idea what happened but it's rather amusing and she's happy it doesn't involve her for once

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too-young-to-fall-in-love · 3 months

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WIP Wednesday

thanks for the tag, @justabigoldnerd!!💕

shot in the dark (NOT the ozzy osbourne one lmao)

no pressure tagging @pippinoftheshire, @yallwildinrn, @falling-into-peril, @heytheredeann, and anyone else who would like to do this!💕

#what do yall think about the transition for damn bitter strife?#i think tumblr may have cooked them but idk lol #i like them but they may be a bit much tbh #it's just that i needed emphasis for it and the napoleon solo angel on my shoulder #was very demanding with how much emphasis he got #chat i think he wants out of the cia #lmao #the man from uncle #tmfu #napollya #napoleon solo #illya kuryakin #tmfu movie #tagged #tag games #wips #lucia edits

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dailyfigures · 6 months

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Is it possible to request an action figure of Illya from the Fate franchise? (Note: the action figure I'm requesting in particular is the one where she's dressed up in a pink magical girl dress)

i'm so sorry to disappoint you anon but i don't post Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA☆ILLYA and therefore i don't post illya!

i know she's in other fate series too but the sexualisation of minors in her own show is way too severe for me to be able to feel comfortable posting (and therefore spreading/promoting) it.

i also know the figure you requested is not sexual (one of the few sadly) but since i don't feel comfortable promoting the show at all, it makes more sense to fully blacklist it. again i'm really sorry to disappoint!

#btw i'm not judging you anon i'm sure you're normal about the show! it's just not something i feel comfortable showing to so many people-#when i see tags like 'omg this looks cute i'm gonna watch this now' on my posts all the time!#i weep sometimes because the sfw illya figs are SO CUTE it's cruel #anyway yes i hope this makes sense. i know sexualisation of minors is a common issue in anime but i have to draw a line somewhere #anon #ask #non figure

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pippinoftheshire · 3 months

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Our idiots

#tmfu #the man from uncle #illya kuryakin #napoleon solo #on set #that vespa looks so SMALL pffff #it looks like they can't find the stand #idiot spies #i'd like to think that Gaby was just watching them from a window above the alley #just thinking 'what are they doing now??'

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justabigoldnerd · 7 months

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Hey Guys??

Why don't we talk about Illya and Gaby having access to regular, high quality, nutritious meals for the first time in their lives?

They each gain quite a bit of weight once they start consistently being around Solo. Gaby turns it straight into muscle, and she's even stronger than she was before. Until one day in the future, when they're no longer fighting for their lives, she lets herself stay a little softer. And Illya, who's gangly ass is all taut skin over hard muscle, starts to get a little squishier. Suddenly there's softness where there were once sharp edges. It bothers him at first, but Solo and Gaby seem to love it, so he doesn't mind too much.

Solo, like an Italian grandmother, adores seeing them break out of the throes of malnutrition and look a lot healthier. He loves feeling like he's taking care of his partners. He loves seeing them grow soft and safe enough to stay that way.

So he makes them three square meals a day, and they eat, and they get soft around the edges, and there's so much love.

#this could be nothing lol #food insecurity does things to a man and finally not being food insecure?#idk man i just feel like they would get a little heavier #cause Solo is NOT going to let them skip a meal if he has any say in the matter #maybe im projecting too much lmao #tmfu #the man from uncle #illya kuryakin #napoleon solo #gaby teller #illya x napoleon x gaby #tmfu movie

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theragamuffininitiative · 2 months

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The tmfu writers really went, "oh david mccallum wants to do his own stunts?" and, "oh david maccallum is an impeccable swimmer?" and promptly seized upon every opportunity to throw him in the water.

#this is not a complaint #it's just amusing #every time water appears you just know illya is going to end up in it (almost without fail)#ragamusings #the man from u.n.c.l.e.#tmfu #illya kuryakin #david mccallum #like i'm not sure if they ever even let stuntman fred in the water instead of david lol

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alltheoutsinfreeeee · 5 months

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is there any magical girl anime still out there that doesn't have any fanservice? Shows like Precure, Cardcaptor Sakura or Madoka?

And if there isn't, are there at least any shows where the fanservice isn't with elementary school girls?

#watching prisma illya for the first time because im getting back into fate in general and #??????????????????????#i watch and love symphogear! same for nanoha! i have a not insignificant tolerance of fanservice #but there is a limit to how much of it i can take especially in pg13 and prisma illya keeps breaking past it! at least once per episode!#which is a shame because i enjoy the story and music and animation!! the more 'mundane' setting!! but then EVERYTHING ELSE is fanservice #character wakes up: fantasizes over kissing brother #character gets up after getting hit in a battle: gotta make sure the butt is detailed and in frame #downtime scene: detailed animation of characters 'innocently' sharing ice cream with the 'appropiate' sound and expression #attempt at humor: hey guys. innuendos am i right. elementary school kids talk like this.#(other attempt at humor is the rin luvia rivalry which i am indifferent to even in main fate setting)#more of illya channeling archer and curbstomping saber alter and less of [vague gesture at s2e2] chloe wtf also whoever wrote that scene wt #tbf s2e2 chloe has been the worst offender by far up to this point which in the middle of all of the rest is kind of impressive in a bad wa #sorry about the vent i just needed to get that out of my system #also the question in the post is meant seriously. if anyone knows any i am absolutely open to recommendations.#when a jo speaks

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leonardcohenofficial · 11 months

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much like the man from uncle writers themselves, tmfu fic writers sure do love putting our man illya in situations™️

#lmfao i love it this is not shade i just would sometimes like to see napoleon in a situation™️! what gives!#the man from uncle #but when we get napeoleon taking care of illya you know that's always a hit #i just wanna see some the other way around!!!!!!