#Im a thirsty gurl

[a-hazbin-reader]

Not me giggling and kicking my feet because you got happy over my message about you being an amazing writer (which you are, I stand by that)

(Also blushing I love you too mwa)

You better STOP before I drink another

[dimpletheheck]

Mr. Qi doodle 🌌

I just wanted to make a lazy lil sketch but uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh yeah-

I'd drink that purple snake milk-

(Transparent version⬇️)

[shotokimchi]

When Their S/O Is a Seggs God

MINORS DNI

How would they react if their cute lover was like a succubus in bed LMAO Going through some hard stuff so wanted to drop this here to laugh a little JSDFHSDK-

A/N:Sorry for being inactive y'all i swear I'm not ignoring the requests, just preparing for an important exam this year, but I'll be back around Julyyyy

Little side note: Characters are aged up so don't come at me smh

part2 w/Dabi and Midoriya

Bakugo

So we all know that this man doesn't sleep around randomly. My guy dates the "one" for him he's planning to marry you so if you aren't planning about settling down...

Too bad for you missy (Lemme see your ring finger bitch you gonna get wifed up💍)

After taking you out to meet his parents, this chili oil literally falls in love with you (i mean he already did but when he saw how you treated his momma and papa- boy was CHOKING ON HIS HEART❤️) so he decides to take your relationship to the next level.

Needs and excuse to leave early so literally tells his parents that he has a bad case of diarrhea ( Do ya'll know that video LMAO) and drags you out to his car

Lemme tell you he ran over at least 5 red lights just to have sex with you-

And you are just confused about why he's suddenly acting like a rabid dog i mean he's always acting like one but this time-

"Suki, why is your mouth foaming?"

On the way to your apartment, you had an inner conflict about actually taking him to a vet, you aint planning on telling him that tho.

After finally throwing you onto the shared bed like a sack of flour mf flies for a second in the air like a bloodthirsty mosquito- (the only difference is he's thirsty for the ✨All-mighty pussy juice✨)

Dw tho man asks for your consent because he loves you a lot and doesn't want your first time to be scary and all-

Wait did i say first time?

YES MF THINKS YOU'RE A VIRGIN- but guess what he's about to find out...

Before he can start kissing you, you push him onto his back and rip off his pants and leave a small peck on his lips before riding him like you are in a horse race- Good news gurl you are about to win, no one can compare

Poor man is speechless bc you are literally singing on his dick like you are the headliner in a choir...

And while you are singing you are rhythmically bouncing too LMAO

IM👏GONNA👏PUMP👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DROP👏OUT👏OF👏YOU

He aint scared no he just swallowed his tongue by accident- cuz you know...

HIS GIRL IS LITERALLY DOING THE DUCK WALK ON HIS DICK (🦆🦆🦆)

WALK THAT FUCKING DUCK Y/N QUACK QUACK QUACK

He decides to grab your hips to slow you down a little bc you are causing an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.9

but instead of slowing you down now you are making him jump on the bed with you too LMAOAOAOAOAO- imagine someone breaking in and seeing two floating figures on the bed

He's like "SLOW DOWN Y/N-"

But nuh uh you are too caught up in your own horny world so you continue to milk him (Fr tho calm down queen aren't those legs tired?🦵)

After cumming for the 5th time he tapped out LMAO-

You gave him a concussion bc of making him bounce for too long KSJFHJSDKFGSDKJHSD- POOR KATSUKI

He was laying there, unconscious with drool dripping down his mouth and it took you three full minutes to realise that he passed out (OMG I'm gone-)

Fly high Katsuki Bakugo 🕊️🕊️

Dw tho you made sure to pamper him the morning after, bringing him a breakfast tray filled with pancakes and a cup of coffee. A cute innocent smile plastered on your face

"Morning, baby!"

Needless to say, he was shocked ( pretty sure he thinks it was the hottest night ever but doesn't wanna hurt his own pride by telling you that)

"WHAT HAPPENED-"

Todoroki

BAHAHAHA OMG OK LISTEN-

So both of you are lovebirds obv because Todoroki would be the most caring boyfriend ever (i'll fight you about this one 🥊🥊🥊) so its impossible not to be in love with him

So pretty baby thinks it's going to be all about kisses, vanilla, sweet loving, him showing how much he cares about you etc.

AND HE IS A VIRGIN

Todoroki being a virgin is such a turn on he trusts you enough to give his first time to you (aw❤️🤍)

...but you didnt know that he was a virgin

I mean come on look at him how can he be a virgin while looking THAT PRETTY

So one time, while you guys were chilling on the couch watching Titanic and snacking on some strawberries together he decides to make the first move and gently holds your hand while whispering sweet things to your ear and then you hear the magical word (open sesame zimzalabim this coochie 🔮)

"Y/n, I wanna do it."

BIG MISTAKE SHOTO VERY BIG- So being the horny queen you are the wicked horny grin makes its way to your lips and baby is concerned Before he can say anything you immediately grab a strawberry and stuff it into his mouth and quickly try to get him off of his sweatpants

Then you work your magic on him by giving him the best and first head of his life ✨ and trust me he is enjoying it very much

Mmmm yes that famous glock glock 60000 GOBBLE UP BABES don't let em Santa Claus looking pubic hair get into your nose tho🎅

Pretty moans were filling the living room while his fingers lock with yours

But the baby was too lost in his own pleasure so he accidentally bit the strawberry and took it out of his mouth

But you noticed so you grabbed a new one and harshly shoved it into his mouth

"Dont. swallow. the. strawberry."

Babies eyes went wide

YOU SCARED HIM

AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME TOO

he %100 looked like this-

So now he was drowning in his own pool of saliva trying not to bite into the strawberry while his eyes were rolling at the back of his head (bc of your amazing tongue skills)

Spot the difference between your mouth and a vacuum cleaner

NONE

When i tell you, you were sucking him DRY

like the next Todoroki generation got to the point of extinction

at this point he was trying to pry you off of his dick bc the overstimulation was TOO much lolol

Poor baby accidentally covered the couch with small burns

when you lifted your head to check up on him you were met with a sobbing Shoto

BOY WAS GASPING

Literally thought of bringing him an oxygen tank but decided against it bc he calmed down after receiving your loving kisses You layed his head on your chest while combing through his locks with your fingers, you made sure to give him a great aftercare

"Are first times are this rough?"

You choked on Casper the ghosts dick

"WHAT-" Literally mourned for two hours bc of treating him so roughly LMAO

A/N: I'm done- sorry for the typos if i have any, i was too lazy to edit :p

[stargirlfics]

Ngl all your thirsty smut has me fucking NEEDING someone to rail me and choke me with a big bicep like crazy. Gurl i need them rough babymaking strokes that got my neighbors all 👀👀 and calling the cops cus they think im being murdered. But yeah congrats on being so amazing, love ya 😍

I felt that lmao!!! The girlies are feelin horny today 🫡 thank you very much for the compliment, legit it makes my day knowing I could bring out so much thirst for people!!! ❤️

[ilovesehun]

SENDING NUDES CHALLENGE / TAEHYUNG FF/ pt - 1

Gooodmorning sun! I said rubbing my eyes after a very long 7 hour sleep. Its almost time for me to go to school.

__________________________________________

let me introduce myself. Hi I’m Huang y/n. A chinese german mix girl. Im 17 y/o. I got my mom and my sister. Im also an army

Zhen lisa: y/n bestfriend . Lisa and y/n always went everywhere together since grade 5. Also an army

kim taehyung : idol

Park jimin: idol

___________________________________________

*lisa calling*

Me : what is it gurl.

lisa: HAPPY NEEWSSSS! Me : what???

lisa BTS IS COMING TO CHINA!

me: pfft…i know it early.

lisa: SOMETHING ELSE TOO!

me: what now?

lisa: i got 2 tickets for it too!? THE FRONT ROW

me: OMG YOU GOT what!? WHAT DID I JUST HEAR!?

lisa : yes! I can see my future husband(jin) directly now!

me: OMG! I can see jimin!!!

lisa: better come to school today! We got a lot to prepare.

me : yes sure.bye

with that i ended the call and jumped out of my bed excitingly. I just cant believe it!

time skip: reached school

y/n we should go shopping tomorrow. said lisa. I replied with a yes. Afcourse we need to look good infront of them. should i wear a crop top and short? Will jin then notice me. Would he be so thirsty? Asked lisa. girl….you are too away from reality. Im just to excited y/nieeee!

It was break time and we girls were playing truth or dare. lin: truth or dare y/n

y/n: dare!

lin: i dare you to send nude to 1 person.

y/n: anyone right? Ill do it tonight. lin: send me the proof tomorrow

y/n: sure!

teacher: STUDENTS! Your maths teacher is on leave. You may go home early today!

y/n and lisa: YEAHHH! lisa: tomorrow 10!

y/n : 😌👍

[lunalockley]

Dear author,

Anon here, who volunteered to ask when the Limo driver part 2 would be released.

GURL THAT TEASE WAS TOO MUCH IM BLUSHING AT WORK!😳

Also, you really mean 3k and MORE!?

PREACH!

You just made me more eager to wait for next chapter and postponed my depressive episode!!!

Keep it coming for us thirsty souls who depend on your writing🤲🏻

Also love you more dearie.❤️

Sincerely yours, 🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘.

(Idk I wanna give me an anon particularity so I'd stand out from the rest of the anons)

Hehehe 🤭

YESSS, 3k and more and even tho it takes more time for me to write longer fics (I'm a slooow writer) they feel more fulfilling, so I'm sticking to that feeling 🥺

And thank you so much for being so cute, and nice, and supportive I really appreciate you 💖

[kattogtam]

@secretdazedragon suggested wiill for a study

[cognoscente]

When we finally arrive at the banya, the Darkling is just emerging from the baths, pulling a clean shirt over his head. He really is something to look at, all lean muscle and pale skin beaded with moisture from the steam.

The Tailor by Leigh Bardugo

[fearlesslyalright13]

WOW TAYLOR SWIFT IS GIVING THIRSTY THURSDAY A WHOLE NEW MEANING WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

[soulwillower]

GURL GIVE US THE LIFEGUARD BILL HC!!?!!!

OK OK OK OK OK ok ok OK ok im excited

so local lifeguard bill denbrough

oh my god

he’s a fucking dream i tell u

the entire neighborhood is in love w him

kids love him too bc he plays games w them and goes along w their jokes

parents love him bc hes charming asf

he literally brings so much capital to the pool lmfao

u think hes cute

hot, actually

but a lot of people do, most people actually

everyone does

so naturally u get a pool chair that is right across from where he is sitting on the lifeguard chair thing

sry i can't remember what they call those lol

anyways, hes sitting on that and hes tan, shirtless w his red lifeguard swim trunks

sunglasses on, hair glinting in the sun

ur sun tanning 

and then u feel eyes on u and look up to see bill denbrough’s face looking in ur direction

arms crossed and the whistle around his neck that’s caught between his teeth 

and ur like-

is he looking at me???

so u pull ur sunglasses down ur nose so u look over the tim of the glasses, staring at him to see if he notices

and his face slowly grows a smirk, one eyebrow raising from behind his sunglasses

and ur like oh fuck, ok

butterflies

hmm then u hear whistles blow which means adult swim and you watch as bill gets up and walks towards the shaded area where the vending machines are

ur like,,, suddenly so thirsty for a drink from the vending machines

so u get up and walk over there

and u go up to the machine with ur cash in hand

 and he turns around, almost expecting u

“hi.” he says w a grin

and ur shocked and u just go “hi” back

“wh-what are you going to get?” he asks and it makes u jump bc hes talking to u, more than just a hi

god

u shyly tell him what ur gonna get

he looks deep in thought and then punches two things into the machine and turns to you. 

u go red as he turns to u bc ur up close

and u can see every fucking inch of his toned chest and he’s so much hotter than u thought he’d be

and hes got such a boyish smile

ur in love

“i’m bill. enjoy your d-drink.” he says, handing u the cold can with a sexy smirk

he bought u a drink

and u just squeak out a “y/n, thanks.” as he walks back to his chair

he turns back to smile at you, “s-see you around, y/n.” 

ur fuckin breathless

just from that one small interaction but omfg hes so hot

u go to the pool a lot more often after that

he’s there almost always

staring u down no matter where u are

and he winks at u a few times

hes just such eye candy dude like ur whole summer is spent staring at him 

bc what other way could u spend ur time

[by-inky]

💖AMIRA PLEASE I’M THIRSTY FOR THE QUEEN YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE🥺🥺🥺🥺

IM ON TEARS TYSM FOR THE ASK REEEE SMOOCH SMOOCH AAAAAAAAAA

come get yall JUICE

💖Amira:

• this waman,, where to start

• okay so *slams hand on desk* mom vibes

• Amira’s so so gentle to you, she really cares about her s/o

• “have you eaten yet?” “do you need any help with your homework?” “how was your day?”

• well she knows she may get annoying with those questions but she really cares about you! She would get mad at herself if you weren’t eating properly

• hAND HOLDING. ANY TIME OF THE DAY

• her touch is so soft, like when she takes your hand or caresses your forearm her fingers would slide ever so slightly on your skin, leaving a tingly and kind of ticklish sensation

• this gurl will hug you at the most random times so you’ve already been warned

• oh she will def cook for you

• dONt YOu dARe To nOT gEt ENOugH SLeeP she gets ANGY

• Amira is big spoon hAh, she just loves holding you protectively! Also you’re so warm and aaah

• gentlest and most understanding teacher you’ll ever have. She tries to explain any topic at the best of her abilities, and if you still not understand she would change her teaching method, there’s nothing wrong about that!

• now she doesn’t get jealous easily BUT in case she was, she would hold your arm or waist and pull you closer to her, looking at the person who made her feel that way

• you don’t know how she screeches internally when you smile at her,, she just straight up mELTS

• if her s/o gives her a soft smile boi she will look at you with this GENTLE EXPRESSION IN ADMIRATION FOR A FEW SECONDS BEFORE SMILING you just don’t know how mUCH THIS WOMAN LOVES YOU IT’S ALMOST WORRYING

• oh ofc she will tease you if you blush since she manages to hide hers, personally I have no idea how but she can be screaming inside and all flustered but the girl doesn’t blush or blushes very slightly like??amira how??

• and her teases are just jokingly ones, something along the likes of “ara ara, why are you so red, Y/n-chan~?” when she’s INTERNALLY ADORING THIS DIVINITY SHE HAS AS S/O

• Amira loves you so much oml I have to chill a bit

uhh and anon if you’re still thirsty take a look at those other dating headcanons TYSM FOR YOUR ASK SMOOCH SMOOCH

[plainvanillapotato]

the 100 diaries S1 E12

quarantine diaries: may 26 2020

season 1 episode 12: “We Are Grounders: Part I”

🎶“we are [grounders] bum ba dum bum bum bum bum”🎶...i cant be the only one. don’t lie to me like that. you thought it too huh?

“look inside. find your peace” - jaha (1:45) spittin some uncle iroh wise talk here. while also being like YOLO. live it up bitches cuz we all gone die. 

wait did he say commander. so anya isn’t top dog. please tell me my killmonger theory is right. cuz if so this will officially become the best show ever!

haha they really expect me to believe that they killed finn off screen. bitch i think not

what is this star wars? with this chain? clarke is no princess leia.

murphy. big yikes. he’s killing more of the 100 than the grounders. and jasper is just like cool. cool. cool. cool. trying to pretend that he didn’t just see murphy straight up murder that guy

there is no way that these smucks are going to win against the grounders. with this internal conflict. i think not.

this really just turned into a hostage situation. how would have thought. not me. this show constantly just throws in these random situations and i love it. but murphys character just keeps getting worse the more i watch. murphy just stop. just fucking stop it.

waht the hell is that hose clarke is riding. it kinda looks like a thestral to me just minus the wings

plot armor is strong with finn. but i shouldnt be surprised considering that its apparently going to be a wild ride with finns character development

licoln!!! how do these grounders still trust lincoln? also i wish we saw from licolns POV trying to save finn cuz that had to have been epic. did he really all do this for octavia tho? man is whipped for octavia. but is she worth it tho. what does she bring to the table? ***yeah yeah yeah i know that he doing because “what his people are doing to there people is wrong” or whatever but really tho we know this is all for octavia’s pussy.

a mine or is this the cave to two lovers. because i really here for it.

wow is there a slight hint of a romance between abby and jackson. ok cougar. if anyone is questioning me on they’re little heart to heart scene starts on 14:40 and by the end of if jackson is really up in abby’s personal space. plus they might as well because yolo

jasper is not worth trading in prettyboy bellamy.  

“you people are so soft”- lincoln (20:50) and i agree these spacers are gonna get absolutely destroyed by the grounders. like they can’t even keep the peace within their own people. fucking murphy.

honestly bellamy has a lot of faith in raven and jasper to save him during this hostage situation. i could never. 

without bellamy or clakre. the 100 are dead cuz they really didn’t give any characteristics to any of the the other kids in the 100

“we can make bomb.” jasper has its priorities straight. nooo save bellamy first then we can talk bombs.

aaw murphy just wants empathy. **gag** murphy is emo boi went wrong

that cute little family video with clark and wells. giving jaha nostalgia and ideas of how to save his people. but imagine if these to be in modern times. ppl would really be rewatching old vines and tiktoks

headcanon for murphy: murphy is definitely into BDSM. he is waaay too into hanging bellamy to convince me otherwise.

reapers?! bro y’all better get outta there. they look like straight up savages. yeah dont fuck with them

i dont know lincoln that well but this seem a little OOC for him. like really all this is for octavia??? she really that good in bed that youre willing to help her friends against these terrifying motherfucking savages and your girl isn’t even here to see this all happen. hmmmm.. also lets all remember the time that lincoln stabbed finn. now they’re best buds i guess. but at the same time clarke and finn are a little too okay with sending lincoln to his death 

mario cart with a dead but also alive body...this better be important and not just some random plot point that they just threw in here for the ‘wtf is happening’ asthestic but that is never explained

ooo kill’em finn. really resourceful with that rock. no gun. no problem. honestly tho. this show talks a lot about guns but then majority of the deaths we see are not gun related at all. im thinking rn and i cannot come with a single character that has died by a gun shot yet.....

bellamy nooo.. i know he as plot armor but i really don’t wanna see my boy be hanging like that

these guns running out of bullets is a big trope in the show. and im tried of it. 

“i swear to god, the more we learn about this place, the less we know”- clarke (33:57) gurl same. literally when i think i know where his show is going bam! explosion. bam! weird plot point. bam! you thought this character was dead.. sike bam! bam! bam!

finn said “i love you im in love with you.” (34:42) what a time to proclaim your love right after killing a reaper. also its been what less than a month? 90 day fiance who? big ed who? im sorry i keep linking finn with big ed but  the two really be sharing similar hair cuts

the hug between bellamy and jasper my heart. the bromance!! but lets go find monty please!! bring my boy home!!

i just love how during bellamy’s big speech finn was like im thirsty and just grabbed some water. (you don’t believe me do you. timestamp is 37:30. yep i got the receipts) but dude same. i truly wonder tho if that was written in the script of if finn’s actor just took creative freedom. maybe it was done to parallel the fact that finn is thirsty boi wanting raven and clarke at the same time.

reminder: stay hydrated. this is a psa to if you are reading this you are obligated to drink some water. **Cheers to our thirsty boi finn!!

Clarke really be here overriding bellamy’s little speech i love how she started on the high note pretending to agree with bellamy then was like actually tho i disagree. we need to go

these adults/parents are really as chaotic as their kids with this plan of using the ark. 

[osamusriceballs]

1. Don't stress yourself out over things bc i said so!!! 2. Moaning Monday and a Thirsty Thursday? TOTALLY worth the wait (fingers crossed im not in labor by then so i can enjoy at least one of them 🤣) and 3. Gurl now I need to know what rarepairs you like!!!! Bc apparently unorthodox ships are my life blood. Obvi there's the Daichi Hinata thing but I also simp WAY too hard for the idea of Daichi and Iwa just like- STANDING near each other would be enough bc that ship needs to sail like NOW -🌻

1. No worries, I‘m absolutely no stress here!! 💖💖

2. Moaning Monday 👀 mind if I use the name? 👈🏻😈 I’m intrigued hehe ✊🏻

OMG- TIME FLIES FAST- IT‘S ALREADY NEXT WEEK AHH- NEED TO PREPARE MYSELF TOO!! Hope you‘re still well, and I can‘t wait for the good news!! 🥺💖💖

3. Kinda been thinking about Oikawa and Suga lately, and I know it’s not a rarepair, but Tendou and Ushijima, or Ushijima and Shirabu 👀 and: imagine Yaku and Noya- Noya would WORSHIP the hell outta Yaku omg 😫 but there are so many more 😭 I‘d also simp hard for Atsumu and Oikawa- they have never met but omg- just the thought makes me all 👀 but Osamu and Hinata- I‘d be so ready for them 😫

Daichi and Iwa- THIS SHIP CAN SAIL 😫 rarepairs are the cutest 😭 and I‘m in the mood to write some threesome rarepair smut ✊🏻 y‘all better hit me up with the good stuff on Monday!

Hope you‘re well, sunny!! 💖💖 stay safe, and give 👾 a cute forehead kith from me!! 💖💖

[novellaqueen]

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[hadeestown]

i watched the heathers on riverdale episode and listened to the soundtrack on spotify and i have a lot of things to say

FIRST OF ALL @ riverdale fandom dont freaking attack me for saying these. just being frank with yall

also the only actors whose names i know of are kj apa, cole sprouse, lili reinhart, camila mendes, and casey cott

BEAUTIFUL

- CASEY COTT,,,,he saved this song he should’ve just sang it alone - they made it so PG they didnt even include the fREAK SLUT CRIPPLE HOMO HOMO HOMO - okay camila sounded okay - kj apa,,,honey youre cute but pls stop singing - josie can sing but like,,,not for musicals - can everyone pls get the emotions right in this song thEYRE LITERALLY SINGING ABOUT HOW HIGH SCHOOL FREAKING SUCKS AND THEYRE ALL "just not today! :D" or "just not today *seductive wink*" - the autotune in lili's verse knjkACN - cole's voice is so deep he sounds like he wants to die - "why do i act like such a creep" whoever sang that im sorry but youre terribly fla t - so many wasted harmonies - "aHhh HEAther hEAther aNd hEATher" why falsetto - "lets make her beautiful" rip harmonies "okAY? okay?" rip falsetto uGh - cheryl can sing but i dont know something's wrong,,, probably autotune - "you hope you dream you pray ANd you GEt yoUR wAY" autotune count: ive lost count - The riverdale producers giving casey cott the high veronica notes is one of the few things they got right in this episode

CANDY STORE - heathers 101 lyrics knAKJCNJA i want to die - they can say biotch but not dick huh - the orchestration's weird,,,but okay - GO PLAY DUCK DUCK GOOSE - ICE CREAM - the first verse was okay then autotuned kicked in - the verses are pretty okay - i want more emotion pls just,,, sound bitchier - "SEE YOU DONT HAVE IT WATCH THIS" HACKNASCKJA IM CACKLING - rip harmonies in 2nd chorus,,,,those were great but they probably didnt find a person who can do the crazy mcnamara notes huh - DOORKNOB - cheryl youre struggling with the bridge - "kEEP ON TESTING ME *lower octave* and end up like her" oof whERE ARE THE HIGH MCNAMARA NOTES - i didnt understand the chandler riff what was that about - rip harmonies aGAIN this song had a lOT of amazing harmonies and they,,,threw it away

FIGHT FOR ME - josie honey youre terribly autotuned - kj apa kjnSCJNKANCKJA why - everything's so autotuned i dont even know what's real and what's not - i kinda like the end harmonies,,that's it tho

BIG FUN - okay orchestration's great - again with the heathers 101 lyrics jNCKSNAJC dont do heathers if you arent bold enough to curse on tv - rip harmonies,,,,,,,,,nobody did like the high notes jesus christ - convenient that they have a character named "Veronica" in the show - i dont know if thats camila's real voice but it did sound nice,,,however, i still believe it's autotUNED - once again, they gave casey cott the high veronica notes "i FEEL LIKE BONO AT LIVE AID" - "take a picTURE I'LL NEED PROOF" who the hell said that he sounded so monotone and emotionless like he forgot at the last minute he had to say a line - awkward silence for the part "i broUGHT SPARKLING CIDER :D" - no context "danG DANG DIGGITY DANG DANG" hAJKCSJNAC me initimidating my enemies - once again, akward silence for the dialogues - dang dang diggity dang dang everything's so autotuned - thE INSTRUMENTAL'S SO LOUD probably to mask the fact that most of the cast werent *cough* vocally trained

DEAD GIRL WALKING - what THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT TINY HARP SOUND AT THE INTRO OF DGW ANKCSJACI CHOKED - a u t o t u n e d  girl walking - the instrumental got better - i see they went with like pianos and shit and not mostly electric guitar for the guitar solo riffs - "ALL HOPE IS GONE IM A DEAD GIRL WALKING IM ON YOUR LAWN" gurl,,,youre in school,,,and there is no window lock,,,,,,, - heATHERS 101 lYRICS KASNKCJANSCKA - "had to see yOU HOPE I DIDNT WAKE YOU" bitch youre all awake in school - i cant listen to this song anymore without hearing the weird hair swishes and sound effects - "that works for me" yall monotone as hELL like yall dont wanna have intense sex just,,,okay sex - "hoWD YOU FIND MY ADDRESS" none of the lyrics make sense bc uhm,,,,theyRE IN SCHOOL - "i think you tore my mattress" gurl is chill as hell where is the concern over the mattress AHAHFANKCC - at least the guy sounded a bit hornier than the other girl - goodbye intense barrett notes - AHAHAHHAA they yeeted away from the G#5 - it's just like G#4??? - the other girl doesnt sound shes enjoying the sex huh - the guy who did the jd riff at the end,,,,hMMM pretty good but is it auTOTUNED??? the question remains - i can tell the whole song's like,,,autotuned but if just a little bit, toni sounded actually great

OUR LOVE IS GOD - the cult girl is not showing any emotion,,,,she's like reciting the lyrics hDJCKAJ - casey cott sounds great but autotuned ruined his voice - harmonies sound great actually - the instrumental is inTENSELY loud as HELL again - "they die becauSE THEY SAY THEY MUST" no context bc jD did not kill anyone in this scene - the ending harmonies were great

SEVENTEEN - fuck me i liked this the first time i heard it - im biased probably bc i love seventeen knKSCAJ - intro instrumental sounded a bit off key - cole pls dont sound dead - lili sounds great - SEVANTEEN - cole redeemed himself in the harmony chorus - is this shit autotuned???? bitch - SEvANTEEN (Cole Sprouse, 2019) - okay one thing's for sure, the tonight part is dEFINITELY AuTOTUnED - the toni girl is intensely autotuned wtf

LIFEBOAT - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INSTRUMENTAL - IT SOUNDS LIKE A NEW SONG LIKE LIFEBOAT WHO?? - I HATE IT - camila you dont sound oppressed - where's the emotion,,,,,elle mclemore who???? - i think the high notes are autotuned???????????????? whats new - I THOUGHT I WAS CAPTAIN - okay lyric change to fit the plot but,,,weird nonetheless - again,,,fuck this instrumental

SEVENTEEN REPRISE - in the episode, it looks weird as hell bc like random cast members are singing it when VERONICA and MARTHA should be singing it - hello??? chandler kurt and ram should be dead yet theyre still on stage???? fully clothed??? singing with everyone else????? - the producers DID NOT watch the musical - "martha are you free tonight?" - the girl playing veronica sawyer sings as she stares out into the audience and not at martha bc riverdale isnt about to cast a fat girl and give a fat girl some screentime on their show - KJ APA PLS - also cheryl,,,pls - a u t o tu n e - the song doesnt make any sense anymore bc it's taken out of context to fit the plot,,, - theyre all singing to an invisible martha - at least the harmonies sound decent fiNALLY - hello head voice - "TAKE oFF OUR SHOES AND DANCe" - the ending "BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL" i could not hear the girls bc they were all. singing. in. head. voice. or was it falsetto??? - im so done with this

OVERALL - what's the point of doing a heathers episode if yall aint gonna stick to the musical - i get that it has to be aligned with the show's plot but,,,,okay you do you - the people playing JD and Veronica were totally ignored bc like some songs meant for them werent even sung by them lmaooOOOO what is this - to summarize: AUTOTUNE - heathers kidz bop version by riverdale (2019) - im honestly just thirsty for new heathers content so i forced myself to live through this - costumes look cute tho - ALSO in their heathers promo poster, josie is wearing her veronica sawyer costume,,,,i dont recall seeing her wear that except for the last scene in seventeen (reprise) - basically seventeen (reprise) was a mess,,, - im judging them so much as if i can do better,,,,,,,,but whatever

IN CONCLUSION - they shouldve learned from their carie episode that musical episodes arent meant for riverdale - at this point, i dont even know what's autotuned and what's real

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i totally agree with u, i'm sure that in kamnessa situation k definitely is more interested in this than v, like we can see that k was always kinda thirsty for v, v met b not so long after season 10 so k was left in dust, and the fact that now v is liking some stuff idk she's just trying to convince us that she's so OVER b, but gurl we're not so stupid, i love k, but she's not b, no one is like b, and also it's interesting rumor about k coping b, cuz i heard that b teach her some moves etc

with all due respect to kameron they are incomparable. Other for the fact that they kinda look like each other i remember watching s10 and forgetting about K's existence while being unable to do anything but being mesmerized by Brooke while watching s11.

Brooke has that something that the other hoes can only dream of, the secret ingredient that made lesbians fall in love with her.

So while im sure V can find,,, relief,,,, in a situation with Kameron it will never be the same thing.