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A Bluesky post with one reply. The post by @/daverson.bsky.social reads: i read on r/massachusetts this morning that a boston resident noticed ICE activity in his neighborhood. he called 911 and reported several armed men without identification were in unmarked cars in the area. BPD sent a SWAT team and ICE booked it. 🤣🤣🤣

The reply by @/0x0ada.bsky.social reads: This is how we need to respond, every time. Say that they have tattoos too. weaponize the police state against itself.

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crossposting here bc this tactic needs to spread like wildfire

[eggyslang]

Jade WIP i dont think ill finish

[felixisfruity]

this is my least favourite thing ever /j i’ll never get over secret life

[Image ID: a screenshot of a Minecraft chat that reads “<Grian> shes dead scar” followed by “<Grian> you won”. End ID]

[Image ID: burning text gif that says “100K gtws secret life”. End ID]

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

After School Ghost Theory 101 with Professor Fenton

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[Image ID: A four page comic that starts with Danny Fenton standing in front of a whiteboard holding up a white cat. "Question: Do ghosts purr?” 

Tucker: “Danny when was the last time you slept?” Danny: “Irrelevant.” 

Danny info-dumps: “The answer is yes, but also no. Technically, all beings that possess a core are constantly "purring", a.k.a. Core Vibrations. Core Vibrations are a nonverbal, emotion-based communication system between Ghosts, similar to how some living species use pheromones to communicate. The exact tone of each ghost is different the same way people's voices are different. Humans can only hear these vibrations when the frequency passes through their audible range (20Hz - 20KHz), hence the 'purring' sound. When the range dips into infrasound (16 - 20Hz) it can cause feelings of fear and unease in humans that they often associate with ghosts and the supernatural. Also known as the ‘Heebie Jeebies.’”

Danny, wiping off the whiteboard: “Any questions before we move on?"

Danny’s audience consists of Wes Weston, Tucker Foley, Sam Manson, Danny’s clone Ellie, and Dash Baxter in a classroom. Wes is seated at a desk at the front taking notes. Tucker is sitting on Sam’s lap playing on a Switch, Ellie is sitting on a desk behind them. Dash is asleep at the back of the room.

Ellie, now holding the cat: “Is this Vlad’s first cat!?” Wes: "Could you tone down the floating eyes before the next part? They're kinda distracting." Danny: "What eyes?" Wes: “Please stop gaslighting me.”

A transparency trick on the last page reveals dark shadows and eyes all around Danny when viewed in dark mode. /.End ID]

An Extended Image ID is available under the read more because it’s over 1k. Side by side light and dark mode versions of the transparency trick is also available under the cut.

[Extended Image ID: The post contains a four page comic. The first page shows two comic panels with white borders. The top panel features a bedraggled looking Danny Fenton from the waist up holding a disgruntled fluffy white cat. There are bags under his eyes, his hair is messy, his arms are covered in bandaids and cat scratches, and his nails are painted black. He’s wearing a white shirt with red sleeves and a red oval on the front. In a large green text bubble he says “Question: Do ghosts purr?” A small orange text bubble under it asks “Danny when was the last time you slept?” “Irrelevant” Danny replies. 

In the bottom panel Danny is standing on the far left side of the panel in front of a whiteboard in a classroom with the cat under his arm. He’s wearing baggy jeans with holes in the knees and his classic white and red Converse shoes. The whiteboard behind him has partially erased doodles around the edges including some flowers, stars, and Phantom’s DP symbol. There are a few balls of paper on the floor. Partially out of frame on the wall behind Danny is a poster of  Einstein and above it a clock. Pointing at the whiteboard with a marker Danny says “The answer: Yes but also no” His words are written on the whiteboard. Under the words is a drawing of a stick figure and a green bedsheet ghost with a circle between them. The circle is surrounded by green squiggly lines radiating out from it. Under the circle, an arrow is drawn pointing to it with the words ‘core vibrations’ written on the board. A green text bubble in the space under the whiteboard says “Technically, all beings that possess a core are constantly "purring", a.k.a. Core Vibrations.”

On the second page there are two blocks of text, each followed by a drawing. The page background is a pale, greenish-grey with subtle scuff marks imitating the look of a whiteboard. The first block of text at the top of the page reads “Core Vibrations are a nonverbal, emotion-based communication system between Ghosts, similar to how some living species use pheromones to communicate. The exact tone of each ghost is different the same way people's voices are different.” Under the text, imitating the look of dry erase marker, is a drawing of two simple ghosts smiling and waving to each other. They both have a small green circle drawn on their chest area with green squiggly lines radiating out from each ghost. Between the two cores, two parallel arrows are drawn, facing opposite directions. Under the arrows is the text “core to core communication.” 

Under the ghosts is a second block of text reading “Humans can only hear these vibrations when the frequency passes through their audible range (20Hz - 20KHz), hence the 'purring' sound. When the range dips into infrasound (16 - 20Hz) it can cause feelings of fear and unease in humans that they often associate with ghosts and the supernatural. Also known as the ‘Heebie Jeebies.’” Under the text a red arrow points from the words ‘heebie jeebies’ to a simple drawing of Dash Baxter holding a flashlight and looking scared. There is a cobweb with a dangling spider drawn to his right and a bunch of green blob ghosts behind him to his left. In blue text the blobs say “you forgot to update your mailing address with the IRS” and “you filed your taxes incorrectly.”

The third page once again shows two comic panels. In the top panel Danny takes up the centre. He’s stretched across the whiteboard in a dynamic pose erasing the drawing of frightened Dash with a big swipe. One hand is braced on the board as he looks over his shoulder and asks “Anyone got questions before we move on?” If the image is viewed in dark mode, there are five, messily drawn eyes of varying sizes surrounding Danny. If viewed in light mode, the eyes are absent. 

The bottom comic panel reveals Danny’s audience to be Wes Weston, Tucker Foley, Sam Manson, Danny’s clone Ellie, and Dash Baxter. In the bottom left corner, Wes sits slouched at a desk at the front of the classroom with papers and an open notebook spread out over his desk. He’s wearing a red zip up hoodie with white sleeves. His hoodie is unzipped showing a green shirt underneath that matches the colour of his eyes. At the desk beside him Tucker and Sam share a chair with their focus on Tucker’s Switch and not Danny’s presentation. Tucker is sitting in Sam’s lap with her arms around his waist and her head resting on his shoulder. Tucker is wearing a red beanie with short dreads, goldenrod yellow turtleneck sweater, green cargo pants, and white shoes. Sam is wearing a black crop top with a fishnet layer over top, purple pleated plaid skirt, artistically ripped purple leggings, and black combat boots with bright green laces. Tucker has the tips of his dread dyed green and purple. Sam has streaks of purple, green, and orange in her hair. Ellie is sitting cross legged on top of a desk two rows behind Sam and Tucker. She’s wearing a cropped hoodie with the same colours as Danny’s shirt and black track pants with white and red shoes. Her hair is tied in a high ponytail and she is holding the squirming fluffy white cat up in the air. At the very back of the classroom behind Wes’ left shoulder Dash can be seen asleep slouched over his desk. Wes has one hand resting on his desk holding a mechanical pencil the other partially raised with his hand open. In a beige text bubble with red text he replies to Danny’s question with an unimpressed look on his face “Could you tone down the floating eyes before the next part? They're kinda distracting.” Under his text bubble a small blue text bubble from Ellie asks “Is this Vlad’s first cat!?” If the image is viewed in dark mode, there are three visible floating eyes off to the side of the panel. If viewed in light mode, the eyes are absent. 

The final comic page is a single, full body shot of Danny standing in front of the blank whiteboard. He’s looking over his shoulder, slightly turned with his back mostly towards the classroom and the eraser in his hand. He has an incredulous look on his face. If the page is viewed in dark mode, the background looks dark and Danny is surrounded by dozens eyes of in all different sizes. If viewed in light mode, the eyes are absent. In a green text bubble Danny asks “What eyes?” In the bottom left corner Wes replies “Please stop gaslighting me.” /.End ID]

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Printed text in the book "Home is the Hunter" (pages 122-124) that reads as follows:

"Raise the Enterprise," snarled Kbrex. "Raise those bastards immediately. Enterprise! Answer us, damn you!"

"Enterprise here," came the unflappable voice of a human female.

"I want to speak to your slime bastard of a dung-brained commander, now!"

There was a pause. Then, when the woman came back on, she sounded amused. "I'm sorry, but there's no one here by that name."

Dead silence.

"They've cut off, sir."

"Get them back!"

Moments later . . .

"Enterprise here."

"You stupid targ!" bellowed Kbrex, waiting for her to sound intimidated, as he added, "Do you know who you're dealing with?"

"You called earlier, didn't you?" said the woman calmly.

"Put your brainless captain on immediately, or so help me Kahless, I will rip out your living heart and strangle you with your own entrails!"

There was a pause.

"Who did you want to speak to again?"

His face was turning purple. "Your flea-bitten, cowardly, son-of-a-whore captain!"

"He's out walking the dog," the woman informed him. "But I'm sure he'll be back when you're ready to be polite."

Dead silence.

"They disconnected again."

"Get them back!!"

"Enterprise here," came that same maddening voice.

"You weak vomitus—" began Kbrex.

But he was cut off as the voice continued smoothly, "We're not home right now, but please leave a message and we'll return your communication as soon as possible."

Kbrex sputtered for a moment, and then the communications officer, fearing for his life, informed Kbrex that the Enterprise had severed communications once more.

On the bridge of the Enterprise the crew was as close to full-fledged hysterics as Kirk had ever seen them.

After hours of sitting helpless, in the hands of some superbeing with his own motives and unknowable thought process, having the opportunity to let off some steam was proving a blessing for the crew.

"We're being hailed again, Captain," said Uhura. As opposed to the barely controlled giggling from the rest of the bridge crew, Uhura maintained the absolute deadpan that she used with the Klingon. "How long shall I keep this going?"

"Until he's ready to behave in a respectful fashion," said Kirk, casually studying his fingernails. "In my younger days I might have taken his abuse. But I'm getting too old to put up with this sort of treatment."

"Yes sir," she said, ready for another round. Adding a honey-dripped drawl to her voice, Uhura picked up the communications band and said, "Enterprise here." As before, she immediately had it on audio for the crew to hear.

There was silence for a moment, and then a gruff Klingon voice, sounding as if he were strangling on every syllable, said, "Is . . . Captain . . . Kirk . . . there . . . please?"

Kirk and Uhura looked at each other, and Kirk smiled, inclining his head slightly. "On the screen, Uhura."

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This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:

[box953]

Get the engine running. Get out. Get home.

Take as many people as you can.

Save as many people as you can.

Don't let them get to you.

Keep it together.

ID: A digital illustration of Lovelace from Wolf 359. She's painted in blue and red lighting, and stares ahead, exhausted, frustrated, and continuing on. Certain parts of her are analyzed in pop-ups. Red text at the top reads: "don't die" Figure one points to her lungs. "be a big girl" it says. Her breathing is level, and the word repeats and repeats down and down, covering her hand. Figure two is her heartbeat, saying "stay alive". It points to her heart, figure 3, labeled "don't look back". And her hand, figure four, covered by the word "level", drips with blood- "don't blink". A note at the bottom of the screen is partially cut off, reading: "Note: There's no one else to get it done". End ID]

[soothedcerberus]

There is she!!! 🤓💖

[Image description: watercolor art of Alphys from Undertale in three poses. First shows her in her lab coat, hands folded as she smiles pleasantly.

Second, she wears a pink button-up shirt and speaks, with one finger pointed in the air.

Lastly, she appears in her black dress with white polka dots, carrying a strawberry purse and blushing. End description.]

[lamaery]

Looking for a stormy or colorful summer beach read? @priscellie and Ihad way too much fun creating some romance novel versions of Rhythm of War and Warbreaker. I made the illustrations and Priscillie made them look like actual books – beautifully ridiculous, curly typography, mock-up and all. I hope that there will be more :D

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Image description: (by Priscillie) Photomanipulation of two battered paperback pulp romance novels that look straight out of a thrift store bargain bin in the 1980s. The books are RHYTHM OF WAR and WARBREAKER by Sandra Branderson. RHYTHM OF WAR features an illustration of Navani and Raboniel experimenting with light, Raboniel looming behind Navani and leaning in, their faces almost touching. Raboniel streams voidlight from her image-left hand, which travels like lightning through Navani's tuning fork and into the sphere in Navani's gloved safehand. It's the primary source of light in the scene, and the background is nothing but murky darkness. Raboniel focuses intently, her red eyes alien and unknowable, as she focuses on her work. One of Navani's unkempt locks of hair just brushes the corner of Raboniel's mouth, and I'm not normal about it. Navani looks like she's gone three days without changing clothes and that she's slept in her hairstyle a similar number of nights. The collar of her havah is open, revealing her collarbones. Her expression is a mix of amazement, fear, and exhaustion, her mouth slightly open and her head tilted back slightly. Her face is lit from below by their experiment. The title and author's name are angled at a sharp diagonal, with strong capital letters and the occasional flourish. At the top is the tagline "In the Heart of War... Passion and Honor are Fused!" In one corner is some publication information, with a little logo of a seal and the words "A 'Sealed With a Kiss' Paperback," the fake ISBN 17S-631-1123-1210 (the last two sets of numbers being our birthdays), and prices in America and Canada. The other book is Warbreaker, also by Sandra Branderson. The illustration depicts Susebron and Siri in a ridiculously overblown, windswept Fabio-style cover, with a shirtless Susebron holding Siri so she's half sitting on his chest, one knee up with her thigh along his chest, her legs off to one side, and with her body twisted so she's facing him with her upper body, leaning down to him, a breath away from kissing him. She's wearing a teal dress with a Mesoamerican vibe that reveals her midriff and leaves her shoulders bare, but with a long train that blows off to the side. Her arms are painted in looping gold shapes. Her hair is blonde for most of its length, but it's beginning to change to a vivid red at the scalp. It's wrapped in teal ribbon to match her dress. Susebron has long, sleek black hair caught by the wind, chunky gold earrings and a slim gold cuff at his upper arm, and is wrapped in long white strips of awakened cloth that snake through the image in an energetic explosion of fabric. He gazes at her in handsome adoration and abandon, and she gazes back in love tempered by concern. The title has the same diagonal and italicized design with the same typeface and flourishes, but the title is jazzed up with shimmery, iridescent type. At the top is the tagling "She was forced to marry a god... Then she took his breath away!"

[philza-updates]

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Twitch Support @/TwitchSupport with a quote retweet by Ph1LzA @/Ph1LzA.

Twitch Support's tweet reads “We’re implementing a 100 hr storage limit for Highlights & Uploads starting 4/19. This won’t apply to Past Broadcasts (VODs) or clips. Less than 0.5% of streamers exceed 100hrs & this content accounts for <0.1% of hours watched. Users will be notified.”

Phil’s quote retweet reads “welp... there goes over 6k hours of memories on @/Twitch 🙃”. Attached is a screenshot of Phil's Twitch video storage, which reads "Video Storage. Highlights & Uploads 6333h 56m / 100h. Storage Full. You can not create Highlights or Upload new content until you free up storage space. Please manage your content before April 19th, 2025 to avoid losing any content."

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[its-stimsca]

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA

Don’t stop talking about Palestine.

🍉 ���🇸 🍉 / 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸 / 🍉 🇵🇸 🍉

Here are a few GoFundMes vetted by Project Watermelon that are far from their goals, and have received no donations in several days.

Please consider donating or sharing. If everyone who interacts with this post donates even five dollars, it could make a massive difference for these families. Thank you.

[eggyslang]

“what is grief, if not love preserving?”

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Tags that read: #orteil's research process is merely wiggling his fingers and daintily reaching into the cookie jar #pulling out one cookie with the tips of his fingers. takes a whiff and says 'scrumb-diddly-dumptious!!!' or some shit #eating the whole thang in one bite. chewing slowly in circles to savor it then letting out a gleeful giggle #and then he returns stonefaced to programming for 60 hours nonstop

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are you even particularly passionate about cookies or did this just happen

serendipitously i genuinely love cookies and all baked goods a lot which makes the content research process very enjoyable

[mumbo-updates]

Mumbo posted on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Mumbo Jumbo @/ThatMumboJumbo. It reads “I'm leaving this platform with some book recommendations:

- The Chaos Machine by Max Fisher

- Stolen Focus by Johann Hari

- Digital Minimalism by Cal Newport

- So you've been publicly shamed by Jon Ronson

I only have social media on 1 device, and I'm much happier for it.

Finally: Crypto is an MLM, the metaverse isn't the future, Mars will be worse than earth, cities should be designed around people not cars, human art is always more interesting than AI content, giant 3 tonne electric SUV's won't solve climate change, and you should eat ya veggies”.

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[focshi]

I imagine arti’s pups were as fluffy as a sea otter pup when they were smaller (sort of like this https://youtu.be/Yl6zZEHBHwE?si=7J1iMqCuy3_B23hW)

Yes, they were very very fluffy! In these they are supposed to be just a few days old, small and defenseless squeaking cotton balls... Newborn pups would stay in a shelter until strong enough to latch onto their parents, who would guard the surroundings and stay close until then, which is probably a lot easier when you're not a single parent... Below I put a newborn pup in the height chart right next to Arti, the second scug in the line is also one of her pups, but older, and the first scug is an average slugpup of the same age.

Also that is the cutest video I've seen this year oh my god...

[slimecicle-updates]

Charlie replied to Crumb on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by crumb @/cuptoast with a reply by Slimecicle @/Slimecicle.

Crumb’s tweet reads “i drew pony sonas for me and my friends!” Attached is a drawing of Crumb, Charlie, Snifferish, Poodwattle and Sneegsnag as ponies from My Little Pony.

Crumb is an Earth Pony with a yellow coat and a Cutie mark of Crumb’s little cat sona. Its Head and tail are covered in shadow.

Charlie is a cream coloured Earth Pony with a short curly brown mane. He’s wearing glasses and has a cutie mark of his Slimecicle logo. Additionally, he’s wearing cardboard wings and a horn to give the impression of being an Alicorn. He’s blowing an angry raspberry at Crumb.

Sniff is a very fluffy more orange cream coloured Earth Pony. Their ears end in heart shaped tufts and they have a mushroom Cutie Mark. Poodwattle is a light grey Pegasus with a blond mane pulled up in a sort of half ponytail. Their Cutie Mark is obscured by their wings. Sniff and Pood are looking at each other and have a little heart floating between them.

Sneeg is a white and blue Unicorn with a face shrouded in shadow and a dark blue Ace of Spades Cutie Mark. His magic glow is blue.

Charlie’s reply reads “Please redraw me I am not an earth pony I am not I do not eat mud I do not love rocks where is my MAGIC HORN where are my MAJESTIC WINGS this is fucking bullshit discord I’m howling at the moon I can change you can change me change me make me huge and shoot lasers and have a force field and make my pony stamp Jesus Christ or Autobots or something crumb on man”.

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[hypomanic-chaos]

[Image ID: First image is a tweet by Olivia Waite @ O_Waite from 4/11/19, reading "Just an evening reminder that jewelry was a traditional gift demanded by women not because we're frivolous magpies but because we weren't permitted to have bank accounts in many times and places and needed shit we could sell for cash in a pinch."

Second image is a gif from ‘Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend’ in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953), with the caption "There may come a time / When a lass needs a lawyer" /End ID]