#In Short

[kenzie1alizabeth]

“Thank Trump for TikTok getting unbanned”

Please believe me when I say that I would rather be buried alive and set on fire than regard that man and everything he stands for with anything other than complete and utter fucking loathing.

[rainystressed247]

I think this is one of those pre tumblr AU that I didn't end up transferring over completely, but hey, it is never too late to introduce y'all.

In this AU, Dream is a spirit / yokai, I especially drew inspiration from Menreiki 面霊気, a Japnese folklore monster that has ties to masks. And that is, frankly, it for the similarity. The rest of his ability I just created on the spot so there is no cultural or mystical accuracy in this AU.

With that disclaimer out of the way, Dream is a spirit that Techno, a cursed spirit master is hunting down after being hired by the imperial court. It didn't take long for Techno to realise that Dream is actually a spirit that escaped the imperial court. With that in mind, Techno has to solve the mystery behind this spirit while most likely take down a corruped empire once and for all.

[bl00dalchemist]

ahem... Coughs... Favorite ship?

if ur referring to naruto ships, i like whatever the fuck this is

[adragonthatwrites]

My absolute favorite characters are always the ones who look and act like total sweethearts, but could cause just the most untold destruction if they wanted to. Just the sweetest, gentlest, kindest of people, who could also absolutely FUCK SHIT UP if they wanted or needed to.

And listen the absolute most important aspect of these characters is that they WILL. Like, they are fundamentally kind and gentle people, but when push comes to shove they'll take all that potential for incredible violence, and commit incredible violence. No pushovers to be seen here.

Examples of my favorite characters from some of the recent stuff I've watched/read;

Xie Lian from TGCF. A humble scrap collector who cares for the common people and is undeniably one of the kindest people in the book (even if he's not always the nicest). By the end of the book he could also break a mountain in half with his bear hands and fought god multiple times.

Wen Ning from MDZS. He arrives in the book by stalking out of the woods to the sounds of clanking chains and accompanying horror movie music, bitch slaps the current villain out of the existence and then proceeds to spend the rest of the story following the protagonist like a lost puppy while speaking in soft, gentle tones and generally being the most adorable character in the entire story.

N from Murder Drones. Just the goodest of boys who can casually toss someone into the atmosphere and has no time for villain monologues. He cemented himself as one of my all-time favorite characters when he followed through on that "One chance" threat.

Just... MAN they hit every time for me!!

(Extra bonus points if the character is also Tall As Fuck. I love me a gentle giant!!)

[spirit-lanterns]

Are we perv!robin’s pillow princess? I wouldn’t mind her eating me out 24/7 to the point it’s just for her own pleasure rather than mine due to the overstimulation

Perv! Robin does have the teeny tiny need to completely dominate her girlfriend! Why do you think all her PH searches are “Dommy Mommy Halovian pegs her good girl” or “Mistress Halovian spanks her whiny brat” or something along those lines 😅

She’s very sweet and does not mind having gentle, vanilla sex with you, but Robin has that tiny craving of wanting to tap into her inner dominant side, so this is a little secret she keeps in her PH tabs. When you find out about it though, oh you’re more than ecstatic to “experiment” with Robin. She’d probably go on an online shopping sex toy binge, buying all the kinky sex toys she was too afraid to buy in the first place and waiting anxiously by the door. 💕

Expect like 14 packages delivered at your doorstep with the strangest shaped dildos, the most aesthetically pleasing handcuffs, and most intricate outfits ever. All that money from being Penacony’s golden star is being put to good use it seems…

[romanticize-until-you-drop]

2024-05-06

The end of the semester is strange indeed.

It is to look up from endless papers, scrambled word documents, and ink-stained hands to notice, only then to see —

You’ve gotten so far and there’s so little, yet so much, just ahead.

[walssh]

Help, his reaction to the blow 🫥

[i-m-art-ix]

Obi-wan: I feel a disturbance in the force. Anakin: What? Why? I don't feel anything. Obi-wan: Maybe because this plan is dangerous! Wait, have you never felt the force warn you when you're trying to do something stupid? Anakin: ... Half of these ideas are force suggestions to me. Obi-wan:…

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[hamletshoeratio]

Apparently, Eloise is a mean girl and is not a girls' girl???

[thekenobee]

Cabin Pressure + Poirot (Part 4 of many)

[selliho6530]

It's so sweet and sad at the same time, Ximena wanted to show her baby the world outside of Piltover, but in the end, they almost died...

[chestersbraincell]

Prompts from @scatterpatter

[ssametanass]

ah… no excuses, I just needed a dose of Fembaru

[stupidity-incorperated]

How do you think Shadow milk cookie manipulated the faree cookies? Personally I think he taught them decit though the form of musical theater .

[mrityulok-nivasi]

"my child is absolutely fine"

Your child reads about the most unnerving, mind shattering, toe curling, blood curdling, heinous, gag-inflicting, bloodiest, disturbing, nightmare-inducing crimes and murders with a straight face on the breakfast table like a morning newspaper