Kim : Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
Chay : With tears?
Kim : No.
Chay : *tears up*
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Kim: Why does Porchay always do the laundry so loudly?
Macau: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Porchay, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Kim, at an awards show: First of all, I would like to thank Porsche, my brother-in-law, for telling me I wasn’t going to win and so not to bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you
Porsche: *Very proud of himself*
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Pete: *stumbles into the main family house bloodied and bruised*
Porsche: OMG what happened to you?
Pete: Fell
Porsche: off a building?!
Pete: in love
Porsche: Honestly? Same.
Chay: *crying in the distance*
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Chay: I love murder mysteries!
Kim, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Chay: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Kim: I get up at 5:30
Chay:
Chay: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Porchay: *hangs 200 pictures of Wik on his wall*
Porsche: isn't it difficult enough to be born poor? and now you're gay?
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Kidnapper: we have your brother-in-law
Tankhun: which one
Kidnapper: uh cute, has fluffy hair, is a cinnamon roll and is currently telling us about how awesome his Hia is?
Tankhun: Oh that's Chay... Good luck when Kim gets there
Kidnapper: wha- *gun shot noises*
Chay: P'Kim :D
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Kim : .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Chay : What's that?
Kim : Remorse code.
Chay : I'm even angrier now...
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Porchay: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Macau:
Macau: I like you.
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Chay: Kim is my baby girl. He's my little meow meow
Kinn: My brother, the psychotic murderer is your baby girl?!
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Porsche: What could Vegas have possibly done to make you like him?
Pete: Ate my ass like a birthday cake.
Porsche: Oh, yeah, I get it now.
Chay: *crying in the distance*
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