#source: perchance incorrect quotes generator

[qsmpincorrect]

Missa: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Roier: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Missa, scoffing: Oh, please.

Phil, walking uo to Missa after overhearing: Hey, how you doin’?

Missa:

Missa: *giggles and blushes*

[iz1331]

Betelgeuse: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Lydia: You always act stupid.

Lydia:

Lydia: Wait...

[incorrect-star-allies]

Marx: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

[iamfujoshiwe]

Kim : Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement? Chay : With tears? Kim : No. Chay : *tears up*

[lucario765g]

Fireheart: I’m in love with you.

Onewhisker: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Fireheart: I know.

Onewhisker: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[the-brides-diaries]

The Brides Diaries Incorrect Quotes #377

Dracula: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Ella: Why? It was important.

Dracula: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Ihrin, shrugging: The people need to know.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

arthur, stoned out of his mind: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* you’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

dentist, so done: please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

[incorrect-our-flag-means-death]

Ed, at Izzy’s funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone, leaving: Of course.

Ed, leaning over Izzy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Izzy: Yeah, no shit.

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: you've got to learn to love yourself

Cas: but don't you hate yourself?

Dean: yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused

[qsmpincorrect]

Gegg: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Phil: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

[iz1331]

Lydia: I'm gonna need a human skull, but you can't ask why.

Betelgeuse: Only if you also don't ask why.

Betelgeuse: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

Lydia: ...

Lydia, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

[incorrect-star-allies]

Marx: Hey, Adeleine?

Adeleine: Yeah?

Marx: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Adeleine:

Adeleine: Where’s Gooey?

[iamfujoshiwe]

Kim : .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Chay : What's that? Kim : Remorse code. Chay : I'm even angrier now...

[lucario765g]

Kou: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Kou: *Aggressively throws water bottles*

Ruby: Uh... what's up with him?

Tomohito: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Kou: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Dazai, crying: It's working.

[the-herdier]

Ponyboy: *sneaking in through their window*

Darry: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* "You want to tell me where you've been all night?"

Ponyboy: "I was with Soda?"

Soda: *turning in their chair* "Wanna try again?"

[captainwaffles]

Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.