#Incorrect vegaspete

[iamfujoshiwe]

Pete: What are you in the mood for? Vegas: World domination Pete: That's a bit ambitious Vegas: You are my world Pete: Aww… Vegas: Pete: Vegas: Pete: OH

[jubileesstuff]

Vegas: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Venice: Okay.

*later*

Pete: Venice! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Vegas, whispering: Deny everything.

Venice, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[deadrosessociety]

Vegas: i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore out of this one

Vegas: so manslaughter it is

[apathetic-tortoise]

Vegas: I’m forgetting something

Pete: Your morals?

Vegas: No, it’s something important

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

Pete: *stumbles into the main family house bloodied and bruised*

Porsche: OMG what happened to you?

Pete: Fell

Porsche: off a building?!

Pete: in love

Porsche: Honestly? Same.

Chay: *crying in the distance*

[live-from-flaturn]

We're Doing KinnPorsche as 90's and DCOM Movie Posters, I Guess

This is once again the partial fault of @shou-jpeg, and it was all worth it. And yes, they are (for the most part) almost exact recreations of the original posters.

[pepsi-pinacola]

Tankhun: Truth or dare?

Porsche: Dare

Tankhun: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Porsche: Hey, Kinn?

Kinn, blushing: Yes?

Porsche: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Pete.

[iamfujoshiwe]

Vegas : Do you know why I called you in here? Pete : Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic? Vegas : *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

[jubileesstuff]

Pete: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

Venice: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Pete: Aww, it's a love note for Rain?

Venice: No-

Pete: *opens it*

Pete:

Venice:

Pete: I can't read this.

[apathetic-tortoise]

Vegas: Chay… Why do you have bite marks on your arms?

Chay, sweating: OH- oh, Um I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites

Pete: *Raises one eyebrow*

Vegas: That sucks mate. Kim was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit

Chay: *Squeaks*

Pete: *Raises the other eyebrow*

Chay: ….I’ve got to go

Chay: *Bolts*

Vegas: What was that about?

Pete: It would appear that you and Chay have the same cousin

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

Porsche: What could Vegas have possibly done to make you like him?

Pete: Ate my ass like a birthday cake.

Porsche: Oh, yeah, I get it now.

Chay: *crying in the distance*

[magnificentwolfface]

Vegas: If I were an animal, I’d be a lion.

Pete: If you were an animal, you’d be a pufferfish.

Vegas: Why?

Pete: Because you puff up when threatened, but you’re actually very fragile.

[pepsi-pinacola]

Porsche: Hey, do you ever argue with Pete?

Vegas: Nope. Me and Pete never fight. He tells me to shut up and I do.

BONUS:

Porsche: Pete is a lucky guy. Why can't Kinn be like you sometimes…

Kinn: I heard it!

Porsche: I hope so, asshole!

[deadrosessociety]

Pete, trying to not get caught while investigating: So, you come around here often?

Vegas: *eyebrows raised* I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

(Summary of this scene basically)

[iamfujoshiwe]

Kim : Two brooooos! Chay : Chillin' in a hot tub! Kim : Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Chay : Kim : Chay : *tears up* Kim : Chay, c'mon… Chay : AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Kim : Babe…

*Meanwhile*

Vegas : Two bros! Pete : Chillin' in a hot tub! Vegas and Pete, in unison : Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

[jubileesstuff]

Macau & Porchay in the back of Vegas's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Pete : We have food at home.

Vegas: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Macau & Porchay: YAYYYYYY!

Vegas: *orders one black coffee and leaves*