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#Iris is dc most powerful character she just lets her hubby and her kids have the spot light lol
junespriince · 4 months
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Winged heart au
Wally, walking out of his bedroom, in Nightwing gifted PJ set: Nightwing, it's 3am I swear to— ah shit it's the rest of the clowns, is.... My window!? You broke it!
Jason, to Tim: see, he's exactly his type, pay up.
Tim, fishing out his wallet: well his driver's license ain't flattering I thought he was fugly.
Wally: insulting me in my own damn home, AND BROKE MY WINDOW! you're paying for this, or I'm sueing.
Damian, at Wally's turtle terrarium: good size, good bedding, looks healthy. Well, I like him for his excellent reptile care, he may date Nightwing.
Bruce: we can't decide that on reptile care, he could be a villain.
Wally: I'm about to be, stop eating my food! Get out!!
Duke, eating warmed up leftovers: damn he can cook, Nightwing needs to bag him before I do.
Bruce: no... You're 16...
Cass: plus, Wing will kill you if you take his man
Steph: def def, but dibs on coming here for breakfast!
Wally: no! No dibs!! Leave!!
Dick: hey babygirl... Why are you guys here.
Jason: scoping out our new brother in law, duh.
Steph: babygirl? Really?? Jesus you're a simp.
Wally: that's it! I'm calling my mom.
Jason: ha! We know your not in contact with your abusive bios.
Wally, on the phone: I wasn't talking about her.
Bruce, knows Iris: ... Shit shit shit get me out of here the kevlar not strong enough against that woman!
Iris, bust through the door: Batman, what the hell did I just told you about bothering my baby boy!?
Bruce, trying to get out but kids in the way: IT WAS THEM THEY DRAGGED ME WITH THEM PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!
Jason: damn, no loyalty with this man.
Barry: not when it's Iris.
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