#It's facts

[royakahoshiart]

Why do you guys keep thinking I'm smart?? I'm not??? I'm a dumb 13 year old traumatized transmasc queer child on Tumblr what makes you think I'm smart???

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Kâhl

[plasmablasts]

tfw you're the prettiest summers brother

[torturedpoetdean]

did yall know that umm every single taylor swift song is about destiel 

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

How is his nose so perfect? Mr. and Mrs. O'Brien, good job.

I don't KNOWWWW 😭

iwannaboopitsobad

independent-thought-alarm saw THESE and had the same reaction I did in my tags. HOW!?!?

[michael-runs-hot-guerin]

Ali's back!!!

"All along, I thought Roswell, New Mexico was a show about Liz Oretcho returning home, after years away, still grappling with the death of her sister. The final episode showed me that it was actually about a bartender named Maria. She was everywhere in this episode. I tried to avoid her, but I couldn’t. Need to locate Rosa. Here’s Maria. Kyle walking to and fro doing doctor stuff. There’s Maria. Michael, Dallas, and Bonnie standing around the desert. Look, Maria. Max staring like a cowboy in front of a rock arch. Damn, it’s Maria. Looking for someone to make your brother missing your wedding about them. Hey there, Maria. Your father succumbed to patricide, and you need someone to walk you down the aisle. Oh good, Maria. Preacher man needs a dancing and kissing partner. Take me to church, Maria.

I wanted to stab myself in the thigh. Writers, we get it. You want viewers to believe she was integral to the plot, to the show, to the story, so you shoved and pushed until we gagged. And in the end, as usual, you showed your hand, freshly tainted with a bit of that warm dog poop. And still, I do not want, but way to stand your shaky ground and go out swinging even if you still failed. By the way, the you get an alien, you get an alien, you get an alien, you get an alien mentality was worth so many eyerolls."

[isastrxnd]

People who say album's can't bless you haven't listened to Harry's House yet.

[catchymemes]

[o-kurwa]

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[daily-spooky]

[batshit-auspol]

For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

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[customboytoy]

[ultrafacts]

[corvidaemnit]

every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in interspecific allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place, while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

EDIT: I meant interspecific allopreening! excuse my typo!

EDIT 2: black vultures do not have a superior sense of smell to caracaras, sorry for the misunderstanding!