#ItaHida

[fireflylitsky]

I don't give a fuck about your special eyes, Uchiha. You wouldn't believe half the shit my mouth can do.

[watermelonsloth]

Worms

Kisame: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sasori: The brains of worms aren’t large enough to experience the complex emotion of love, so the better question is: would you still love me if you were a worm?

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Kakuzu: That’s the plan, does anyone have any questions?

Deidara: Yes! Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Kakuzu: No, dismissed.

Deidara: You didn’t even hesitate!

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Hidan: Important question for our relationship, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Itachi: Why? …What are you planning?

[narutoblogfordipshits]

[zombie-honeymoon]

Writers Month 2023 Masterpost

Here's everything I wrote this year for @writersmonth

Day 9 - Prompt: Warmth Warmth Ship: Hashirama/Kakuzu Word Count: 390

Day 11 - Prompt: Sweat The One Where Hidan is Sweaty, and Itachi Takes Notice Ship: Itachi/Hidan Word Count: 552

Day 15 - Prompt: Blue Blue Ship: Childe/Thoma Word Count: 1,162

Day 23 - Prompt: Storm Storm Ship: Kakuzu/Hidan Word Count: 433

Day 25 - Prompt: Relax Day Off Ship: Alhaitham/Kaveh Word Count: 423

Day 31 - Prompt: Fall & At a Hotel Wrong Number Ship: Zhongli/Childe Word Count: 1,313

[woofgang69]

For the Ask Meme: 2, 19, 30

Thanks munchbell! 💕

2. Anything that you'd like to write but feel like you're unable to?

A time loop fic. I want to!! But have no idea how I’d end something like that at all 😔

19. Share a snippet from a wip without giving any context for it.

“You’re safe, Haku.” Haku flinched as Sasuke said his name, but he also looked at him curiously. Sasuke wanted to move closer, but he forced himself to stay where he was, not wanting to spook Haku. “Do you remember me?” Haku started to shake his head, but stopped mid-motion as Sasuke activated his sharingan. He looked at Sasuke for a long moment before his eyes widened in recognition.

“Sasuke?” Haku’s voice was so hoarse that speaking must’ve been painful. Sasuke felt a little guilty as he nodded, wishing he had water to offer Haku. “Where am I?” Sasuke wasn’t exactly sure what he was planning to say as he opened his mouth to answer, but he didn’t get a chance to say anything at all.

30. Describe a fic that almost happened, but then it didn't.

I’m sorry to say it…..but ItaHida fake dating 😭 I wrote a lot of random scenes for it, but the characters were just way too ooc for me and I wasn’t happy with it so I sent it to the graveyard

[blkkatsuki]

itahida is so fuckign funny to me I love crackships!!!!!!!!!

[faerociousbeast]

what are your fave itachi ships?

i do Not like the popular ones (ita.izu shi.ita kisa.ita etc) so idk how mych youre gonna like this answer if youve come here recently enough to have to ask 💀

anyways due to brain roommate shenanigans and some other things, my main pairing would have to be itadei :]

some others i think are funny tho include itahida, kabuita, mangetsu x itachi. thank u that is all

[silverwiki]

I've been wanting to draw my own covers for my nart playlists for a while so here's the 1st one I did for my itahida playlist

[westanabadguy]

I bet Hidan would respect Itachi a lot.

Like, Hidan's whole thing is "Kill thy neighbors" right? As far as Hidan knows, Itachi did all that and more. He's like, neighbor killer #1, so even if it wasn't respect, I bet it'd be enough to get him curious.

Itachi would hate him tho. He goes against everything he believes in. He would not appreciate the questions and curiosity. He's probably put him under more than a few genjutsus.

He'd set him on fire with his black flames if he knew Pain wouldn't get pissed.

[kakashishomegirl]

Me, seeing ItaHida for one second: This is my crackship now

[acatskey]

*pat pat*

[fireflylitsky]

More Blind Faith. Sailing off with this ship bye

[watermelonsloth]

Itachi: I need you to swear-

Hidan: Fuck!

Itachi: …swear as in promise

[nurtured-by-blood]

R3 with Itachi? C8 yes, I am evil to my muse

//Evil?? Nah, Hidans a catch ;)

I love me a squish faced kiss tho 😩

[fina1chase]

My art FUCKS

[woofgang69]

May I ask about ItaHaku as well as the fake dating one 👀

so squid got me thinking about ItaHaku! You know me and I love to make an elaborate au for rarepairs 😂 so super canon divergence au in which Haku gets kidnapped and sold to the coliseum where they make people fight each other. flashforward some amount of time i hadn't decided on yet and sasuke still goes off with orochimaru, who frequently goes to these fights. so itachi infiltrates with the plan to get sasuke back (maybe a no massacre au???). he meets haku and they team up and they somehow fall into something that's not quite love and all escape together. so far all i have is 1k of haku being sad 😂 so will i ever finish it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the fake dating is ItaHida! Itachi wants to get his family to leave him alone about dating, so he asks Hidan to pretend to be his boyfriend cause Hidan is rowdy and rude and too much. But would you believe it, Itachi's family loves him and invites him on their family vacation. So they need to still pretend to date over the vacation but then obviously they get real feelings for each other

thank you for asking about them!!! 💕