No i dont think its a good thing to make hating children your entire personality but can i please just say that i dont like them and dont want to deal with screaming temper tantrums and meltdowns from other peoples kids (especially, ESPECIALLY when the parents are absolutely useless in dealing with them) without 30,000 people crawling out of the woodwork to assume that i think all kids should die
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really enjoying going postal so far. its the perfect intro book to discworld, 4 me, id say
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happy things of the day: my plant moved when i looked at it, i picked a flower for the first time this year, met my friend
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feeling very soft & tender thinkin bout the way our lives briefly cross paths with others and the temporary bonds we form. like how someone can be a constant in your life for years— a classmate, a coworker, a neighbor, whatever— you see each other every day without ever really geting to know each other. and then one day you see them for the last time, and that's that. idk man it's kinda bittersweet and sad.
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best part of my job is that twice in the past week ive walked around the office double fisting coffee and beer in the middle of the afternoon
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okay talking points for my meeting with the plant manager today: 1. i'm currently on enough cold medicine to kill a horse 2. i am soo symptomatic right now. listen to how hard i cough every five minutes 3. i literally cannot focus and i get lightheaded if i stand up for more than 10 minutes. look how hard im shaking right now. 4. *literally just start crying* 5. i've had two separate employers comment on how dependable and reliable i am so maybe this is just a you problem.
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