#Joe. gem. and scar

[hermitcraftx]

fave parts of hermitcraft charity stream so far:

grian tormenting everyone with the cat piano

skizz's foot sock drawing that definitely looked like Nothing Else

martyn hyping ren up after ren played good riddance by green day

ren playing green day

rendog

everyone on my dashboard fagging it up for rendog

cleo and scar racing

cub bob ross and grian shooting him

false making just the worst grumbot i have ever seen in my life

grian's lip twitching seconds before he started smacking jimmy with something and jimmy forcing him to sit in a chair after wailing about drawing feet

pearl guessing all of gem's guess the build stuff and gem getting so offended when she gets it wrong

gem looking like her soul was leaving her body when she had to draw feet

gem saying that she's always nice except for when she steals jimmy's girlfriend?? bicon

robocleo. again. i just really like her man

everything about scar and grian. this being their first meetup. scar tearing up when saying it's so important they're meeting. everything everything everything everything.

ender pearl/pearl with the enderman

rendog robo penguin quiet game + that. iykyk

jimmy running amuck joel's base homophobic dog meme

them asking etho to auction off his tissue box and him declining because he STILL NEEDS IT

scar pointing out the artist page of all the jellies on the scarland art book...... ueueueueueue

grian continuously shocking impulse the entire time trying to get a reaction and getting mad when he doesn't get one like a cat

pearl and gem arguing "fluffy bunnies" "dust bunnies" during guess the build

joe hills green suit

jimmy and grian beatboxing and playing the cat piano

gem being pretty. sue me. She's really pretty

everyone making faces whenever they made noise in the quiet game because i think i saw peoples souls leave their body when they stepped on chickens

feel free to add more

[solsays]

Can she get ONE good photo guys

(shhhhhh it’s totally definitely still may)

HERMIT A DAY MAY!

Impulse | Grian | Tango | Fav Alt Hermit | False | Mumbo | Bdubs | Hypno | Outfit Swap | Gem | Cub | Pearl | Joel | Groups/Collabs | Jevin | Scar | Ren | Fav Build | Cleo | xB | Xisuma | Keralis | TFC | Joe | Beef | Zed | Wels | Friends of HC | Skizz | Doc | Etho

[chipperchemical]

happy October! here is what every Hermit would dress up as for Halloween. i will not be accepting criticism (joke)

Bdubs - The bottom half of a couples' horse costume

Cub - Dr Frankenstein

Doc - Frankenstein's Monster

Etho - Puts a sheet over his head and calls it a day

False - Queen of Hearts

Gem - An elaborate, entirely handmade and hand-sewed, beautiful rendition of a forest elf

Scar - Luke Skywalker

Grian - Mumbo

Hypno - Just puts on some cat ears

Jevin - Drowned / Sea creature

Impulse - Classic red demon costume

Joe - Just wears a shirt that says "responsible adult"

Keralis - Bee

Mumbo - Vampire

Pearl - Uses the 5AM Pearl cloak for Little Red Riding Hood

Ren - Cyborg future space werewolf

Skizz - The blue M&M

Joel - Shrek

Stress - Flower, as in, puts flower petals around her head

Tango - Cowboy

Beef - Fish man.

Wels - Dark knight

xB - Bigfoot

Xisuma - Doom Guy :)

Zedaph - Honestly no-one can tell and they're too afraid to ask

Cleo - Mummy ("You thought I was gonna be a zombie huh???")

[imonaskypecallmom]

my hermitcraft x gravity falls au !!!

it’s sort of based off a GIGS dynamic, and then other hermits got sprinkled in (but it was really hard to assign everyone a role that makes sense).

The core cast:

Grian & Gem -> Dipper & Mabel (interchangeably): meaning I designed them with one of the twins in mind (Gem -> Dipper; Grian -> Mabel), but I think they represent the twins as a whole and traits/roles per episode can swap.

Skizz -> Stan

Impulse -> Ford

Scar -> Soos

Pearl -> Wendy

some other roles :)

Tango -> McGucket (in a way that really really breaks my heart)

Cleo & Joe -> Bill Cipher: hear me out!! Splitting the role into two is actually fire !! trust us

Also shoutout my cheerleaders and brainstormers: @the3rdhatt @tmgstudios @dynamp

[mouse-doubleo100]

thinking about the hermitcraft multiverse again

thinking about the fact that only some of the hermits seem to be the same characters from previous seasons, while others seem to be completely new ones

thinking about false arriving in season 9 ready to meet up with gem again after leaving her behind, only to discover that this gem doesn’t seem to remember the moon crashing

thinking about pearl and etho casually making jokes about decked out 2, while tango sits there absolutely baffled trying to figure out what the heck they’re talking about

thinking about cub meeting up with scar each season to find out what scar he’s dealing with this time, and just how different he is from the last one

thinking about joe hills forgetting that they’re talking to a new cleo, and leaving her constantly confused after conversations, cause they can almost remember what he’s referencing, and yet she doesn’t

thinking about the hermit multiverse again, and how only some of them remember the past seasons, and how they take that

[bimbloop]

🎮Magic mountain residents but a game about trading 1/7 🌸

Store song: Chutes You, Sir! - Joe Thwaites

Series🎮🌸:

Scar

Impulse

Mumbo

Skizz

Joel

Gem

Grian

backgrounds

[zhukzucraft]

=====>

Joe: Welcome, welcome! It's not much for now but it beats being out there

Skizz: It's cosy! Are we your first visitors?

Joe: Almost. Tango joined me here first.

Joe: He's working some redstone magic up ahead. Calls it the Loveificator or somesuch.

Mumbo: Yeah that doesn't sound suspicious or anything.

Skizz: Oooh! Mumbo! Now that we're married, you know what that means?

Mumbo: ....no?..

Skizz: I need to make up a nickname for you!

Mumbo: Oh!

Skizz: How abouuuut... Mambo Jambo!

Mumbo: err

Skizz: Mumble Jumble?

Mumbo: maybe-

Skizz: Jumbo Jet!

Skizz: M J Jamerson!

Mumbo: How did we even get here?

Joe: Mumgle of the Jungle

Mumbo: Oh not you too

=> Pearl & Co: Ponder the portal

Start Over -- Go Back

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MARTYN WINS THE VOTE FOR NEXT POV

original post preserved fro posterity:

MEANWHILE

Time to choose the next POV to follow! Yes, you read it right, the next update will bring us back to Pearl, Gem, Grian and Scar. However, at the same time we will start observing a new player, with both perspectives playing out simultaneously. It should be an eventful night.

With that said:

[sayojin]

Hermit-A-Day May : Day 3 - Tango

couldn't pick a tango so i drew them all 🤭

featuring : default tango, mail tango, heart foundation tango and torchy, dungeon master tango and my double life au tango :3 (you know i had to sneak him in there)

check out @hermitadaymay and their fundraiser

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Hermitaday Gallery

Impulse - Grian - Tango - Fave Alt Hermit - False - Mumbo - Bdubs - Hypno - Outfit Swap - Gem - Cub - Pearl - Joel - Groups&Collabs - Jevin - Scar - Ren - Fave Build - Cleo - XB - Xisuma - Keralis - Tinfoilchef - Joe - Beef - Zedaph - Wels - Friends - Skizz - Doc - Etho

[shepscapades]

DBHC [Detroit Become Hermitcraft] AU MASTERPOST

This is a compiled list of links to every major dbhc post, including links to art, a list of tags that I use to organize everything for this au on my blog, character tags, and any other content for the au that you may want to specifically look for! I will do my best to update this Masterpost with every new major post I publish, so feel free to keep checking the original post (not reblogs, which will not retain edits) for new content! (Likewise, if you stumble upon a link that doesn't seem right, please feel free to let me know!)

Everything is organized below the read more by an Overview of information about the au and content organized by character. Within each character's section, posts are organized in a narrative chronological order-- NOT the order in which the posts were published. Most characters are organized in groups so links do not appear more than once.

Thank you for reading and enjoying my silly au! It's baffling to me how many people have found an interest in or love for this project, and everyone's support, encouragement, and general insanity means the world to me! <3

OVERVIEW

Dbhc, or the Detroit Become Hermitcraft AU, is an au that started as a joke and very quickly stopped being a joke LKFJGDG It’s called Detroit Become Hermitcraft, but not really because it has anything to do with the base game DBH– really, I only yoinked and expanded on the android mechanics and inserted them into the minecraft-based world of hermitcraft. It’s an au that starts in Hermitcraft Season 8 (ie., many of the first androids were built for the beginning of s8 in this au), meaning that the seasons prior in this au do not technically have those hermits as part of their history. The Life Series are canon to this au, but like earlier hermitcraft seasons, 3rd Life is missing all of the android hermits due to it having taken place prior to HC Season 8.

GUIDE TO ANDROIDS - An official guide to how androids function, for those unfamiliar with dbh androids!

TAG LIST

#dbhc – any and everything dbhc! #dbhc art – any art, comics, or silly doodles that feature the dbhc characters #dbhc writing – works of writing that either I’ve done or works that I consider canon to the au! (see below for links to each of these works) #dbhc ask – any response to an ask or submission that I answer related to dbhc– could be silly asks or asks related to lore! #dbhc music – any art or asks in which I speak about the music on the dbhc playlists or use the songs as inspiration for art of the narrative #dbhc fanart – any dbhc art not made by me! #dbhc fanfic – any dbhc writing not written by me! #dbhc sillies – these are usually asks I’ve answered that include ridiculous doodles or humorous references to more serious or angsty lore posts #dbhc theories – not a consistent tag, but something I decided to start using for asks that have interesting theories that I don't want to confirm or deny. Also used in general for large theory-based asks/my reactions to them #dbhc mechanics – any explanations related to the way the androids function [i'm still currently in the process of going back through everything and working this tag in!] #dbhc ref – official reference sheets for the characters #dbhc explained – Any major comic that I've broken down into explained details and ramblings!

CHARACTER TAG LIST:

Character tags will be listed as #dbhc [name]. They contain both art of those characters and any mentions/discussions of them from asks. If a character is discussed or shown in any capacity, those posts should have the respective character tags! I believe these are all of the characters discussed/referenced so far:

#dbhc android 24 || #dbhc beef || #dbhc bdubs || #dbhc cleo || #dbhc cub || #dbhc doc || #dbhc etho || #dbhc false || #dbhc gem || #dbhc grian || #dbhc hypno || #dbhc impulse || #dbhc jevin || #dbhc joe || #dbhc joel || #dbhc jimmy || #dbhc keralis ||#dbhc mumbo || #dbhc pearl || #dbhc ren || #dbhc scar || #dbhc skizz || #dbhc tango || #dbhc wels || #dbhc xb || #dbhc xisuma || #dbhc zed

✧DBHC TIMELINE✧

In the above link, you will find major posts/comics/events from this au organized on Season-specific timelines!

CHARACTER POST LIST

Since Tumblr has a link embed limit of 100, I moved every character section to it's own post! Giving each character group their own space will hopefully prevent any issues going forward as I continue to add to the au without fear of hitting a link limit.

As mentioned above, the below individual posts are organized by Characters or Groups of Characters. Within each section, drawings are organized by NARRATIVE CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER (Not the order in which they were posted/published).  These links contain links to posts/art specifically centered around the characters they're listed under. All posts that have a collection of characters, moments, or drawings not centered around any one specific character/characters will be found under "Other Drawings!" Stuff from Secret Life, Decked out, and other silly drawings can be found there. Character's are often cameo'd all over the place, so if you're looking for all of the content of a specific character, your best bet is perusing their respective character tag (listed above)! The posts below are to present a better/more cohesive idea of the ordered narrative of each character.

ETHO + BDUBS

CUB + CO.

DOC + CO.

IMPULSE + CO.

JOE + CO.

MUMBO + CO.

SKIZZ + CO.

TANGO + CO.

WELS + CO.

XB + CO.

XISUMA + 24 + CO.

OTHER DRAWINGS [GROUPS/COLLECTIONS]

WRITING WORKS

Original, Official Fics for DBHC:

[x] Don't Let it Reach the Heart [Doc & Xisuma Post-Destruction]

Fanfic that I consider Canon:

[x] A Gear of the Heart, Starting [ethubs s8 fic by @tunastime ] [x] A Gear of the Heart, Turning [ethubs LL fic by @tunastime] [x] @hitheeprithee Like a Bolt from the Blue [ranchers]

Fanfic I consider closely adjacent to Canon:

[x] @tunastime Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? [docsuma] [x] @set-in-stardust [ethubs first kiss!] [x] @set-in-stardust [s9 reset etho re-deviates] [x] @drachis917 [Impulse meets Gem!] [x] @listentothelittlebird [A Visit To Doc's Skyblock Jail]

[sunsnapped]

finally managed to finish the designs for hermitcraft warrior cats au! these were so much fun to do

more info about whos who under the cut

from left to right, top to bottom

blacktuft - xb

honeyface - keralis

hillspring - joe hills

myrtlerot - cleo

stonewind - wels

smallfang - joel

slimerunner - jevin

wrendog - ren

mossburr - bdubs

rivereagle - false

moonhowl - pearl

nightfoot - hypno

voidstar(song) - xisuma

fawnswipe - gem

mumblenose - mumbo

copperscar - scar

dandelionwool - zedaph

goatboom - doc

sunsight - grian

flamestripe - tango

whitefox - etho

beargorse - iskall

goldenram - impulse

skipheart - skizz

wisteriabeam - stress

cubspark - cub

bullrye - beef

[solsays]

The final days!!! Plus (almost all) the ones I missed!

This was actually so much fun, and it was really cool to draw hermits I’ve never drawn before!!! Huge thank you to @hermitadaymay for putting this on as well as for raising money for gamers outreach, you guys are incredible and have done an amazing job

Going to post the friends of hc later since I have to jam for work now :)

HERMIT A DAY MAY!!!!

Impulse | Grian | Tango | Fav Alt Hermit | False | Mumbo | Bdubs | Hypno | Outfit Swap | Gem | Cub | Pearl | Joel | Groups/Collabs | Jevin | Scar | Ren | Fav Build | Cleo | xB | Xisuma | Keralis | TFC | Joe | Beef | Zed | Wels | Friends of HC | Skizz | Doc | Etho

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

The Hermitcraft/Life Series players aren’t the same players from every season. They’re just people with uncanny resemblances to historical figures.

Sometimes you can hear the story of the Mad King, a tyrant who reigned over the server for years, and a brave battalion of rebels who revolted against him, and took his head. Ren has fallen asleep to this story over and over again in history class. Who wants to learn about some crusty old king anyway?

If you go south, you’ll find a bustling metropolis with quite an interesting tall tale. Their first mayor apparently came into conflict with some fair folk that originally inhabited the land their city now stand upon! Ha! The locals have all sorts of superstitions concerning mushrooms. It’s even said that growing mushrooms is bad luck and could invite some fair folk into your home. Coincidentally, Scar actually grew up here!

Kids often play “Star Vs G-Team”, a popular game like Cops and Robbers or Capture the Flag. They tackle and play in the fields until their parents call them into dinner. No one knows how this game came to be, but it’s just a children’s game. How deep could that history even be?

Impulse recounts about a storybook he had growing up, about a legendary miner who created tunnels that stretch out infinitely. The book ends on an open ended note, saying that somewhere out there, he’s mining quietly, adding to this intricate web of tunnels. He doesn’t believe it’s real.

Over 800 years ago, a rift opened up and never seemed to close. This rift opened up to a strange village of anthropomorphic animals! How queer! Beef’s family actually originated here, they were “janitors” for their mayor’s less than legal work. In fact, Beef’s mom has a giant framed painting of their ancestor with their Mayor.

Across the ocean, there’s a small seaside town specializing in their terracotta crafts and known for their brightly coloured masts and banners. It’s said it’s first ever king married the ocean herself, and when she disappeared, he went mad with grief, isolating himself away on the tallest peak he could find and became a sorcerer. Gem actually comes from this town and keeps an axolotl shaped pendant on her for good luck.

Pearl’s family lived close by a huge pine forest, teeming with goodies like blackberries, morels, and wild game. To prevent her from wandering into the forest alone, her family told her of the story of The Red Witch, who feed any children who stray too far from the safety of their homes to her wolf, with razor sharp fangs. It worked a little too well and now she’s cynophobic.

Skizz’s family don’t have Angel wings for nothing, as they actually descend from a god. They say that grid had dominion over the heavens themselves, above to strike down any who opposed him with divine lightning. Skizz is more mortal than god, but he can still make small electric shocks.

Joe is a living doll, and his craftsman was inspired by a bustling desert town’s first sheriff, who has cursed to be made of porcelain by a malevolent god. They say although he was blessed with immortality, it cost him the respect of all his other rulers. In fact, he’s still alive today! Unfortunately, he now leads a bandit group and if anyone even mentions the god that cursed him with his porcelain body, he threatens them with his Winchester.

I'm obsessed with this omg

[ardienothesieno]

taking notes on the hermitcraft charity livestream for my friend @pookapufferfish and also just anyone else who had to miss it 👍

these are going to be all over the place lol

i started my note-keeping like an hour or so into the stream so i dont have a lot of stuff from the beginning...

but: grian and scar opened the stream, showed off some of the items up for auction (like real wild life snails. i want one so bad but they're MASSIVELY out of my price range...)

POST-POSTING EDIT: I FORGOT THERE WAS AN IMP AND SKIZZ PODCAST. it wasnt really a traditional podcast though, martyn was asking them questions, a group of hermits would vote on who they thought had the best answer, and whoever lost got shocked by grian.

my most notable takeaway from the shock-cast is that if impulse could have any superpowers he'd want control over time, and skizz would want the ability to heal people. mmm yes food for the superhero aus

and then ren busted out this custom hermitcraft guitar that's also up for auction and played a song by green day

and then we got treebark content.martyn and ren ran the main stream for like 20 minutes

also we hit ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS really freaking fast. and they spun the wheel of chaos and it landed on ✨hermit boxing✨

ROBO-CLEO

okay now all that follows is liveblogging

i keep recognizing people in chat. like not even from mcyt spaces ive seen like three people who i know from skurry streams

martyn using they/them for cleo pog!!

THERE'S A JELLIE MURAL IN THE MINECRAFT OFFICE AWWW

irl guess the build / drawing... drawing things on whiteboards or building things and then guessing

cub is wearing a bob ross wig.

jimmy has built skizz's giraffe...

SKIZZ GIRAFFE REDEMPTION ARC GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

pearl has gorgeous handwriting

grian has obtained a cat keyboard and jimmy is beatboxing along

GEM GIRAFFE REDEMPTION ARC GOES INCREDIBLY RIGHT

they're gonna auction off the terrible drawings. i want one.

round two of guess the drawing / build has the most unhinged prompts ever. including the cursed creature mumbo built in the last permitmaster

it has gone off the rails incredibly fast

grian is just torturing everyone with nerf guns and whoopie cushions

jimmy is left handed

martyn's doing a dollar drive and it's not letting me donate because it doesnt take debit cards. now i need to somehow convince my dad to let me use his credit card... i'll pay him back but. gah. the hassle.

pearl and some person fighting in the background (who was apparently karn, her partner!)

TWO HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDD

joe and cub are boxing!! cub is still dressed like bob ross

it's been like 20 minutes and martyn is still going strong with the name reading. and about 30,000 dollars have been raised in that time alone

dimension 20 reference!

martyn's free from yelling names for now... in half an hour we raised SEVENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

zed and tango hosting the QUIET GAMESSSSSSS. 3 teams of two, imp and gem, ren and skizz, GRIAN AND JIMMYYYY. basically just a bunch of weird minigames where you have to be as quiet as possible. scored on how quiet you are and how well you do

first minigame is moving marbles with spoons but the spoons are attached to a cowbell

gem and impulse did good. skizz and ren did better then i expected. jimmy and grain instantly dissolved into anarchy. jimmy and grian had the most marbles, skizz and ren were surprisingly the quietest

okay the next game is so weird. knocking around ping pong balls with party popper blow kazoo things. but you hold the kazoo for your partner so it's weirdly intimate

someone in the chat described it as nightmare blunt rotation and that the most accurate description yet

someone else in chat has named skizz and ren team rizz and i hate everything

also i realize now that if theyd have done this with commonly shipped pairs the fandom would never shut up

despite the absolute chaos that was happening grian and jimmy won that round on both number of balls and quietness. grian may have slapped jimmy at one point. (he totally did)

the last one is EVEN MORE COMPLICATED. one person blindfolded navigating a minefield of bubblewrap and rubber chickens. another with jingle bells on their ankles and a big stick to smack their partner around.

gem immediately has grabbed the big stick with an evil look on her face

impulse is INCREDIBLY clumsy and gem is just whaling on him

"IT'S ALL BUBBLES!!!?!?" -- impulsesv

ren and skizz have a STRATEGY

ren is doing adorable little shuffley step-steps. "Robo-penguin Ren... Renguin" -- Zedaph

JIMMY IS MOUTHING "HELP ME" OMG.... GRIANS GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM...

but theyve got the best strategy yet actually grian's only kinda beating the shit out of jimmy... they might win this...

GRIAN AND JIMMY TAKE THE WHOLE THING HOME!!!!!!!! SKYBLINGS VICTORY!!!!!!! THE ONE NO ONE EXPECTED!!!!!!

wheel spin for 200,000 landed on "tortilla slap challenge" whichll be weird

the artworks from guess the build have gone up on the auction site and scar is very horrified over something skizz drew... a "sentient sock" that looks very... sus.

speed TCG time!!!!!!! i dont know much about TCG so im gonna try and maybe try and study a bit during this part (also also every 1000 dollars donated each player gets an extra item card)

joe is doing live TCG sound effects

neither joe or ren cant flip a coin to save their lives

pearl v cub. ren v joe. ren v cub.

TCG IS TOO CHAOTIC I CANT FOCUS ON TRIGONOMETRY LIKE THIS

also i need to learn how to play this it looks so fun

this is HEATED. and ren keeps getting armor stands and is so pissed about it

REN TAKES THE VICTORY!!! and they raised like 20,000 dollars in the process holy cow "THIS IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE GAME OF TCG EVER TO BE PLAYED" -- Joe Hills

ONE MILLION DOLLARS RAISED FOR GAMERS OUTREACH IN TOTAL

THREE HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

300k wheel spin has unlocked NERF GUNSSSSS

also it's "donate x amount of dollars get your name on a sign on hermitcraft" time

cleobot is back!

scar is having a fantastic time running the main stream

GRIAN HAS COME IN AND BARRAGED SCAR WITH BULLETS.

it's tortilla tiiiiiiiiiiime

twich has a personal vendetta against me. it gives me ads right when the exciting things are starting.

scar is apparently on the board of directors at gamer's outreach now!!

IMPULSE V JIMMY. a draw. they are both invulnerable to tortillas.

TANGO V ZED. tango loses through laughter

IMPULSE V ZED. zed didnt get a single slap on impulse. a draw.

also all the hermits really really like to play scissors. in rock paper scissors.

"she removed both of my heads from my body..." -- RentheDog

THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING (ren and false)

SKIZZ V GRIAN TORTILLA FIGHT. skizz wins lolol

...im buying a sign

gem signed pearl's ankle.

OKAY I GOT REALLY DISTRACTED FROM MY LIVEBLOGGING. THERE WAS WAR. THERE WAS A MASSIVE NERF GUN WAR. IT INTERRUPTED THE SIGN PLACING.

and yeah... i bought a sign <3

but i dont even know how to cover the half of the nerf war. but there was a lot of hotguy and cuteguy action

grian was even using two pistols instead of a bigger nerf gun... just like cuteguy in ddvau... omg...

at one point scar became a tank. and jimmy wheeled him behind enemy lines and he sniped four people and won the round

and theyre starting to wrap up now, martyn's doing another dollar drive. we're at $375,000...

everyone is signing the pc in the background of martyn's mad line-spitting

TEN HOUR MARK

we need 10,000 dollars... then we'll hit 400k and martyn can rest his vocal cords...

SPARKBIRD GOT MENTIONED

since it's been brought up like 13 times on the stream today. hey. you. you, the person reading this. you just lost the game :3

FOUR HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

holy cow. that wraps up day one!!!!

im gonna reblog this post in a bit with all the screenshots i took. because i took a lot of them lol.

link to my day two liveblog

[lectern-fullcauldron]

some of these items are the most precious objects. the season 9 quilt? grian's handmade mugs? the abacus? pearl's fish? gem's art? scar's photography? the jellie plushy? the hermits are really giving away some of the most lovingly possessed one of a kind items for charity and people are willing to pay so much for them. these objects are IMPORTANT. I can't describe how I felt when I heard Joe was giving away the abacus. the history in that metal frame and those beads - it means a lot (and costs a lot)

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

The Hermits keep notes of the things that some can't safely eat for obvious reasons, but perhaps more interesting than that are the things that some Hermits can safely eat but most can't. A few examples:

Ren and Cleo can both safely consume raw meat, but only Cleo can eat it when it's rotten, owing to the fact that she's rotting herself.

Tango can eat redstone with no side-effects. Some others can eat redstone, but they really shouldn't.

Joe can eat any plastic or fabric toy food he likes, so long as he's in Juppet form.

Doc can straight-up eat anything; Jevin can consume anything that's biodegradable (he "eats" by dissolving biomatter with his slime); and Mumbo can eat anything so long as you can somehow convince him that a normal human could eat it.

Pearl can eat dirt. Apparently it goes well with fairy bread.

Scar and Impulse can both eat amethysts and diamonds. Cub could eat gems as a Vex, except for the fact that he's allergic to them when eaten (touching is fine). This annoys him more than he'd like to admit.

Zedaph can eat grass and moss. He once got peckish and took a bite out of Bdubs's cloak. Once.

As for Bdubs himself, he actually just eats sunlight.

-Mod Mleem

[whereispearlescentmoon]

Allergy Headcanons because why not

The Hermits with no allergies, not even seasonal are as follows: Bdubs, Cleo (had them when she was alive, not any more), Doc (like half robot. Optimized himself out of allergies), Scar, Grian, Jev, Joe, Beef, XB

Hermits with only seasonal allergies: Etho, Gem, Pearl, Impulse, Joel, Tango, Keralis

Has big “has a common food allergy” energy (peanuts, soy, etc): Cub, Hypno, Ren

Has big “allergic to something random” energy: Zedaph and Wels

Has big “allergic to literally everything please just live in a bubble or something at this point” energy: False and Mumbo