#Jorts.

[artsyhamster]

Just Jean wearing Jeans

[tjantpocalypse]

my roommate just informed me that he thinks Raz from Psychonauts (”the Main One”) should be named Jorts send post @suisalty

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[clit-a-cola]

Would you accept Jorts(sink peeing cat)?

ONLY if you show me the vids/tweets/what have you that he is from!

I love hearing about the various silly things cats are doing.

[hey-howsitgoin]

So I've had this joke in my head for a couple months (at least), but hadn't found the right spot to make it. Today it is complete.

A hole in my jeans?

Hmm? What's this?

A Patchypus?

REPAIRRY THE PATCHYPUS!!!?!!!

[dduane]

Jorts the Cat wins again

[littleittyburger]

tis the day !!! it has been a year since the devastating jort storm😔 my deep condolences to everyone who had been affected

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[facts-i-just-made-up]

It was not until the historical Esus began to wear his iconic blue-jean denim robe that he became known as "Jesus."

[growrotten]

a brief catch up between a hawk and a sparrow

[hussyknee]

Lmao.

[sentientsky]

a "how to make jorts" horror film reference? in my stellar firma podcast???? it's more likely than you think apparently

[whitechocolateanti]

core FOUR 💜

[nyc-looks]

[pequins]

instead of “good girl” i think schlatt would say “atta’ girl” during sex, and that is so much hotter for some reason …

“atta’ girl” as he grabs your hair and pushes your head down further on his cock [explodes]