Today my dad moved out and I remain in the house.
Archives and Protocol is pretty much my first special interest where I finally understand diehards for different fandoms. My dad raised me on Star Wars and is obsessed with it.
I didn’t have anyone until recently to talk to about TMA. I had talked about it so much to my dad and my better half that he decided to get into it. He had just finished episode 49 either this week.
He loved hearing about Jane Prentiss and the worms. I would tell him to not let the worms get him as I said good night. Hearing that Prentiss was gone for good bummed him out a bit, but he is having fun trying to figure out the “monster” in the tunnels. He also loves anything having to do with Leitners funnily enough.
Every so often if I walked into a room or he would walk over to me we would yell “Statement of Joe Spooky” to each other. My dad is really digging Jon’s paranoia era. He wants to know what Martin’s secret is.
It’s nice being able to talk about it with him. I will always appreciate that he took an interest in TMA because I love it so much.
I used to hear the intro across the house as my dad would listen to an episode before bed.
Moving is a happy occasion as he is very excited about the new house he got himself.
Today my dad moved out and I remain in the house.
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Saw a cart today that said RARE BOOKS and the guy pushing the cart looked super freaked and was trying to put them away as fast as possible but I AM FASTER and I have one! Should I read it? What’s the probability of this book being fucked up paranormally?
100% probablity. Bring it back right now anon. You can read it within the relative safety of our walls where there are trained first aid providers.
Honestly, if you see a book in the institute and it has a weird and fucked up vibe, leave it be. The chances of finding a Leitner are low…but never zero.
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im genuinely so confused about the leitner rant,,, i do NOT remember hearing it while ive been listening to tma and i havent the foggiest about where it has come from tbh
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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops
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I love the idea of digital leitners especially with the concept of terms and conditions and accepting cookies on websites I feel like they could do SO MUCH with that
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The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator
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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
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LMAOOOOO
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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
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op? op are you ok
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going on a date tomorrow! 😀
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haha what.
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can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
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why do you need skin
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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
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Oh. You.
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What. What does that mean
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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
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are you SERIOUS
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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.
He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.
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special skills of tma fans include
recite leitner rant
know the outro by heart including the name of the license
making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r
dig
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jurgen leitner needs to come back in protocol so he can get beaten to death by another bouchard
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