your new friend vernon is walking you home one night, telling you all about the date his mom is setting him up on in an attempt to “get out there more”. he admits it’s been a while since he’s taken somebody on a date, and he’s sort of nervous and half dreading it. he doesn’t even have any idea what he’s going to wear.
the two of you reach the front of your apartment building, and you face to look at him. placing your hands on his shoulders you teasingly say, “wear that navy blue polo shirt of yours. it almost makes you look nice.”
he huffs out a small laugh in response, but the truth is he’s sort of spiraling. you notice what he’s wearing beyond an aesthetic sense? do you pay attention to how the shirt fits him perfectly, how it hugs at his chest and shows off his arms? of course, vernon knows he’s attractive — people swoon over him on the daily, and many times he can get away with not paying for ramen at the convenience store if the girl at the counter is young. but, it never crossed his mind that you thought about him in that way. it was different with you, wasn’t it?
he thinks about that, and you, on the way back to his dorm.
you text him to ask about his date the next night, the curiosity getting the better of you.
how was ur date? did she appreciate the polo?
he admits he didn’t wear the polo, but doesn’t offer any explanation as to why. he adds that the date was going fine until they were saying goodbye and she went in for a kiss on the cheek and he held out his hand. he probably won’t see her again.
you laugh out loud at his message.
when it’s your birthday a week later, he wears the polo to the casual dinner you host at your place with your closest friends. he notices when your eyes linger on his lean figure, and the way you blush when you know you’ve been caught. you’re almost sure he’s worn it on purpose.
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you may have missed the point of the show if you spend all of your time trying to prove that the brothers secretly hate each other.
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throughout the whole episode I was like “why is dee being so nice to mac and calling him a genius” and then it turned out to be dennis’s literal fantasy
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Yall better set up some wedding vows or something!
"In this state I think that task is... Impossible."
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Never shared this either and it took time so I'm reposting ❤️🔥❤️🔥
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sometimes, and hear me out here, some things are simply Not That Deep
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here are two of my current favorite blorbos from my video games:
one is a responsible young woman with a blue color scheme who has been incredibly driven and hardworking since childhood and whose work ethic inspires the people around her, respected by all and admired in part for the front of leadership she projects for others.
the other is an orange haired boyfailure (affectionate) who calls people comrade and has a penchant for performance, whose strong personality is divisive in fandom, who gets clowned on by other members of his group, and who is also well known for being a doting older brother.
…so am I a fan of jean gunnhildr and ajax childe tartaglia from genshin impact or haruka kiritani and tsukasa tenma from prsk
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Oh yeah, thanks to EN Enstars getting achievements, I can now see how many times we've completed lives, and um.
8,560 as of this morning. That's um.. many....
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mf looks like this at age 52 ( current michael's age ) & you expect me not to cry over it???
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the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident
this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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