#KAELUC KISSING

[soft-cristobalite]

So i heard ppl on tumblr are a lot more picky abt DNI's, and thats like daaaammmnnnn i felt like walking on eggshels when i used Twitter and now im sweating even more...

Cause. Like. My culture has the perfect of perfectest equivalent to sworn brotherhood — побратими — and when it's used in literature you just KNOW its the gayest dudes in whole book. Plus my personal headcanons abt Kaeya's and Diluc's relationship make it impossible in my head for a bond, brotherly and platonic to a point when falling in love sounds weird in a worst way, impossible to form. (and i STAND for my hcs)

But i truly dont wanna cause an "ewwww" reaction to anybody and be in spaces im not allowed to. Im not looking for a fight unless you come to my dms with your hcs.

Anyways if im not burned out after a month of posting like i do usually with my art accs im gonna interact with klks or my friends only just to be safe ig

[leawesomesloth]

Made 3 iterations of forehead kissies for my pookies

OG by mitzubao on twt!

[tea-cat-arts]

On my hands and knees begging the English translators to find a better word for “sworn siblings” other than just “siblings.” I get that sworn siblings aren’t a concept in western media (or at least not in the same way. I know we have found families), I get that they can’t just say these characters are dating because censorship laws, but like… there’s gotta be a better word for this.

[yanfizzy]

THEYRE SOCUTE!!!!!!!!

[realmofpossibilities]

Does Tumblr like Kaeluc WIPs?

[mommalosthermind]

Some sentences sunday

“Took your damn time,” she notes, stabbing the cigarette out.

He waits. Rosaria’s not known for her patience.

Annoyance purses her mouth. “You fucked up.”

The immediate quip on his tongue, catty and dismissive, is bitten back. For all Rosaria’s icy airs, there’s very little she cares about enough to meddle so personally. That short list, and Diluc’s bizarre night, points in a singular direction.

Still, when he speaks, it’s difficult to keep his hackles out of his tone. “Have I, now.”

A grunt, and an appraising stare. “Don’t pull that nonsense with me. The only time his pretty little feathers get ruffled so bad is when you’re involved.”

Diluc crosses his arms.

She raises a hand, palm out to ward off the rebuttal he wasn’t offering. “Not asking for specifics. I refuse to get caught up in whatever is wrong with you two. The fallout, though? That is my problem.”

“How so?”

This time, the stare is enough to strip paint. “Jean’s going to need her enforcers while she solidifies her seat. We don’t have time for him to lose his shit.”

At that, Diluc can’t hold back a scoff. “Kaeya’s not so distractible.”

Rosaria snorts an ugly laugh. “Stupid is not a good look for you, hot-shot.”

[uncrownedglazelily]

Diluc: kissing Kaeya is dangerous

Diluc: sometimes I can't taste the alcohol in there

[crowdemoninkinkyboots]

Can I ask your top 10 fav fics ever (from any fandom, if you don't mind)?

Also, just curious, is there a story behind your name "crowdemoninkinkyboots "?

before i give my fav fics, my username is in reference to sebastian because he’s a crow demon with kinky boots uvu

okay these are in no particular order but here’s my top 10 fics:

Shapeshifter by Honeythief

black butler, sebaciel

y’all this fic broke me. whoever suggested it owes me emotional compensation. but it also hurt so good. it’s in first person which may turn off some people but i promise it’s worth the read

Sanglier by vanroku

twisted wonderland, rookpel with a hint of jackpel

it’s painfully hard finding dead dove/whump content with my fav pomefiore boys, but this is absolutely perfect

Timeless Eternity by GammaRays

demon slayer, kibutan

y’all this fic is dark. but it’s so good. it kinda sparked my thing for captor/captive tropes, and tbh it’s probably my fav kny fic

actually i lied the next two are fics i commissioned i still absolutely adore (they’re also omegaverse lmao)

Knock Knock Little Bunny by mattysones

demon slayer, kibutan

i was so excited for this fic and it was worth the wait. omegaverse + whump is such a tasty combination for me and matty wrote it perfectly. best money i’ve spent.

Torridity by mcpoggy

demon slayer, kanaoi

mcpoggy is usually a giyutan writer and i’m probably going to add one of her other fics here but i absolutely adored how this fic came out. it’s so vanilla compared to the other fics listed but i love it. i need more omegaverse yuri in my life

When I Kissed The Teacher by mcpoggy

demon slayer, giyutan

this is like THE giyutan fic, and also my first bookmark on ao3. it’s also vanilla compared to most other fics on this list but giyutan does have an age gap. it’s super long but i’d alway recommend mcpoggy’s giyutan fics uvu

heads rolling for the one i adore by nyabatos

genshin impact, zhongven

ok i’m INCREDIBLY biased because the author is my best friend but she’s such an incredible writer. it’s also such an interesting au where venti sacrifices his freedom to zhongli to save mondstadt and the aftermath of that deal

The Fall of Mondstadt series by Probabri

genshin impact, kaeluc

whoops my bias is showing again bc i’m also friends with the author but this story awakened kinks in me i didn’t know i had oops

Spear Fishing by reallybadcontent

genshin impact, beidou/fem!reader

ahem. so. i’m not typically into reader pov fics but beidou is. beidou. and i’m a weak lesbian. and ngl i also imagined my oc instead. so. next fic

Dream A Little Dream of Me by BadBadz

black butler, sebaciel

ok i’m being biased again, since this was based off of a tumblr post i made, but i was so happy it inspired someone and it turned out great. of course my fav sebaciel fics have angst in them…it’s like i like hurting myself…

pls lmk if y’all have ever read any of these fics/ur thoughts! i’m sure u all noticed a trend lol

[comshipbracket]

Antis DNI

Remember, you are voting for the ship you prefer, not the ship you find more problematic

Propaganda for both ships under the cut.

Kaeluc Propaganda (Pseudo-incest)

"I love them. In terms of canon -- they have very friends -> enemies -> lovers energy to me. It's not canon when exactly Diluc's family adopted Kaeya, but I like to headcanon Diluc got his vision BECAUSE of Kaeya in some way. And if you know about Genshin lore you know that's a crystallization of his soul and therefore represents his desires and goals. I like to think Diluc's loved Kaeya before he even really understood what that meant - that's why Diluc was so upset when he thought Kaeya had "betrayed" him during the fight they got into. They're both the sort to blame the fight on themselves and think their love is unrequited because of said fight; Diluc because he seriously hurt Kaeya (in canon even injuring his eye) and Kaeya because he picked a day where Diluc was already raw and upset to reveal he'd been keeping a pretty big secret from him. These two men are so very sad and I think they should kiss about it."

"listen red and blue sad bitches are always peak but these two are PRIME angst and healing material, and the game and its extra content consistently go out of the way to make sure we associate these two with eachother. fire and ice, light and dark, kaeya is currently in the knight position that diluc specifically gave up because of what happened to their father, this shit is SO biteable."

Sebaciel Propaganda (Age Gap - Ciel 11 and Sebastian 1000+, Species Difference)

None that fits the bracket provided - feel free to Reblog with your own propaganda for this ship's advancement in the bracket

However! Propaganda has been added by @lecalcifer and @greta-monroe Here and by @alfiely-art and @gearbox-dollhouse Here (Yes, one of the propagandas is legitimately a Roomba.) Check them both out!

[69misato69]

🐇 masterlist + request info + completed reqs

intro post ✦ archive of our own ✦ twitter

alhaitham + kaveh

🍊 masterlist

ceasefire

control, i've got no

desperate times call for desperate measures

kavetham / haikaveh valentine week

prism

halcyon — sfw

hostile — sfw

kashmir — sfw

zhongli + childe

repulsive

game over

slumber

blossom

unravel

are you praying to me?

moonage daydream

happy birthday, ajax

forever and after — sfw

childe + kaeya

wither

long lost words

setâre

childe + kaeya + kokomi

missing link

kaeya + dainsleif

my immortal

beidou + ningguang

madder — sfw

candace + dehya

lovers lost in silk pathways of tears — seven prompts

dain + childe + kaeya

pavo ocellus

thoma + ayato

now we're even

a housekeeper's chores

attention

sweet dreams

clumsy

childe + diluc

golden

entropy

anytime (you want it)

a severe lack of father figures? — crack

never fade in the dark

zhongli + diluc

genesis

zhongli + venti

the wind

zhongli + xiao

salvation

dottore + pantalone

ravenous

kokomi + hu tao

icing and sprinkles — sfw

fischl + collei

icing and sprinkles — sfw

childe + ganyu

qilin's allure prance

thoma + childe + diluc

iter vulpes part 1

tighnari + cyno

oasis

alhaitham + cyno

after hours

kaeya + albedo

welcome home

knights of favonius

old hills, new roads — platonic

jing yuan + luocha

above all else, guard your heart

ruby ribbon

🍊 request information

✦ asks and dms are always open. ☁️ 🍭 👽 🐣 🍁🎐emojis are taken by current anons. you can track request status on my pinned post!

✦ structured one-shots, drabbles, headcanon lists for a ship or character and imagines are all okay. feel free to scream about your favs in asks as well, i really enjoy reading and contributing.

what i will write

✅ popular genshin / hsr / hi3rd ships + rarepairs — platonic, familial or romantic. binary trans, non-binary and fluid identities, disabilities, chronic illnesses, bodily hcs are all okay. if not specified i will work out these details on my own.

✅ topics that may be triggering or uncomfortable to read such as depression, self-harm and dysphoria — will always be stated explicitly before the work

what i won't write

❌ incest, pedophilia, active rape / kaeluc, yaeyato

❌ omegaverse

❌ wlw pairs as mlm or mlw — nblw is alright

❌ reader inserts

keep in mind that i might reject things i am uncomfortable with even though they are not listed here, but i will always answer the ask even if my answer is no.

🍊 completed

transboy kaveh in a skirt x transgirl alhaitham

alhaitham and kaveh playing truth or dare with classmates

childe and zhongli couples camboy show

kaveh with avoidant restrictive food intake disorder

childe and zhongli ramble

kokochaeya ship explanation

transboy haytham riding transgirl kaveh

haytham loves kaveh's eyes

dom transmasc zhongli x cis sub childe

cyno riding haytham's face

cytham fighting over who tops the other

childe kaeya drunk kissing

itto tending to gorou's wounds after battle

jing yuan luocha hand holding

please be respectful and patient with requests, enjoy!

[bnuuybee-writes]

Thermodynamics (Kaeya x Reader x Diluc)

Author’s Note: Hrng imma be honest this is entirely self-indulget kinda- like i had the idea and idk if the execution is any good but uh enjoy nonetheless- Reader is gender-neutral, and interchangeable anatomy [ex. pussy/cock] will be used if you don’t like that, don’t read this. (Also - Diluc and Kaeya are meanies) THIS ISNT KAELUC IN THE SLIGHTEST, they aren’t dating in this nor will they ever date in any future fics/one-shots I write (they're brothers pls-) so pls think of it as them tag-teaming yn-

Warnings: Multiple orgasms implied, heavy temperature play, (temperature play centric, basically lmao) impact play/spanking, harsh degradation/name-calling from Diluc, pet names, and praise(?) from Kaeya, safe wording (side note: it’s okay to safe word!!! Esp in sex!! Do it if you feel uncomfy during sex at any moment!!)

Synopsis: No plot babeyyyy this is porn with no plot/plot what plot story lets goooooo. But fr tho the whole premise is that you came to Diluc and Kaeya and wanted them to use their visions on you in that way, and uh… Well, they deliver.

Word Count - 700+ words

“Aww~ Aren’t they cute, Diluc?” Kaeya chides, lifting your drool-slicked chin so you can face him, lidded eyes crossed and tongue lolling out in the best fucked-out expression the cryo user had ever seen.

You hear Diluc scoff behind you, which turns into a groan as he shoves into you ‘til he’s balls deep in your hole. All the while, hot hands play with your sensitive chest, and an ice-cold hand messes with your clit/cock, stroking lazily and rubbing circles until you see stars.

“Sh-Shut up, Kaeya… Tryin’ to focus…~” Diluc grumbles, giving your left nipple a pinch. It makes you cry out, eyes snapping open as lean into both men’s embrace.

You try and find something to hold onto with Kaeya, the man in front of you, as Diluc fucks you hard and slow from behind. The stimulating duality of temperatures pushes your senses into overdrive, making you squirm til the redhead grabs your hair and yanks.

“Oi,” He growls in your ear, pace quickening to where you can hear and feel his balls slapping against you, “Tryin’ to run away, little whore? Thought you wanted this~”

You whine and shake your head, while Kaeya clicks his tongue at Diluc calling you a name.

“Don’t be like that, Diluc,” Kaeya says, placing an icy kiss on your cheek. (it makes you shiver as goosebumps track your arms from the contact) “Little puppy didn’t do anythin’ wrong…”

If you had a tail, they’d be wagging between you and Diluc as Kaeya calls you that name. Little ears on your head would have been perked up, but Kaeya can see the immediate light of your eyes. It makes him chuckle, seeing you so eager to be railed by fire and ice at the same time.

Red hot hands deliver a harsh SMACK to your rear that makes you snap out of the awe Kaeya had you under and moan loudly, your head falling onto the blue-haired male’s shoulder. Diluc smirks and pinches your right nipple with warm fingers, rubbing circles all around it. 

Then, it stops. You drop from cloud nine like an anchor and whine loudly.

“Jeez, eager to continue still?” Diluc asks, breathy laughter erupting from the back of your neck, “You’re givin’ me a run for my money, little whore~” 

You whine against the cock in your mouth as Diluc swirls his tongue around your cock/clit, giving flicking licks and harsh suckles. Meanwhile, Kaeya groans and pets your head as you swirl your tongue around his ice-cold cock, inhaling deeply through your nose and whining around it as his step-brother pleases your privates with his tongue.

“Fuck, jus’ like that, pup… Suck y’er popsicle jus’ like that~” Kaeya slurs, feeling the whines around his dick come to a peak as his stepbrother makes you cum for what seems like the millionth time tonight. Your juices spurt onto Diluc’s tongue and he chuckles, giving your rear another smack with a hot hand.

You had to stop. Before it got worse.

“Good little whore for me, baby~” He says, two fingers prodding at your entrance again, “Think you can do it again, slut? Hm?”

In all honesty, you aren’t sure. Between the sensation of Diluc’s hot tongue on your cock/clit, and your tongue weighing heavy on Kaeya’s cold dick, you’re not sure if you can take more. In fact, the burns and cold were starting to hurt. Ice patches began to form on your skin and the burns started to seep through the exodermis.

Taking your mouth off of Kaeya’s freezing dick and cough, making Diluc stop and Kaeya look down at you with a worried expression in his one visible eye.

“R-Red… Red, please, I-I need to stop.” You breathe, swallowing thickly. And immediately, both are off of you, Diluc coming up from behind you and wrapping gentle, strong arms around you. Kaeya backs off the moment the color’s name leaves your mouth, rushing to grab a blanket and a care kit.

You lay against Diluc’s warm chest, your own heaving, trying to catch your breath. Looking down at your stomach and thighs, you see the effects of their visions - ice cold, pale patches, and flushed hot red ones dot your skin. Among that are dark bruises shaped like mouths and hands. 

You three… Went all out, that’s for sure.

Kaeya comes back with a warm blanket and a first aid kit, treating each burn, frozen and warm, and Diluc wraps you in the blanket. You finally are able to steady your breathing, and look at the two men, grateful that they listened to your safeword.

Diluc and Kaeya bicker amongst themselves as you start to get drowsy from exhaustion. As you drift off to sleep, they agree on one thing - you’re theirs.

[lawluenvy]

someone's probably said this already but anyways a kaeluc thought:

the fact that diluc is a phoenix

and kaeya is a peacock

and the peacock in chinese symbolism and myth is supposed to be the earthly representation of the celestial phoenix in the mortal realm it's just --

*grotesque over exaggeration of a chef's kiss to the level of shane madej*

y'all

it's just a beautiful thing

their fates are so tied they are each other's narrative foil and just I CANNOT OKAY?!?

you can take that platonically or romantically but either way it is just so beautiful and a reason to smile

[necronatural]

begging for you to elaborate on scara ships

scara's age used to be ambiguously young but it's clear in the text of his character quest he is a teenager. most scara/mortal ships are by default ignoring the text about his vulnerability as a rebellious teen and just going with what's cute and shippable to them which isn't like fundamentally bad (particularly for genshin where college aged men have little baby boy models) it just sucks ass.

i actually feel this way about kaeluc too. you are ignoring the entire structure of their fraught sibling relationship and the inherent tension between personal allegiances and the work that went into kaeya accepting his new family and thus the pain he feels in losing it and his resentment at diluc's lack of commitment to hating him yet the bond as strong as blood forcing them to be a part of each other's lives just some real jiang cheng wei wuxian family tier MESS and you're like "i dont care about that. i care about kissing. so im just gonna headcanon kaeya is the family ward." imagine getting super into a story like that and then ignoring 50% of what it's about so they can boink. i'd kill myself

[anotherferalrat]

If the Hoyo EN cast weren't cowards and actually translated certain relationships correctly then he'd have a top ship

You know what, you're so right bestie and more people should say it (...or at least should stop getting attacked for saying it).

Tangentially related note (assuming anon and I are on the same wavelength; if not I'm so sorry), as I've been a little more engaged in the media, I've decided to continue my fandom deep dive...

AND YALL (not u anon, ur doing great) GOT ME FUCKED UP

With how controversial the whole ragbros/kaeluc thing is, I was like oh are we actually a rarepair or smth?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE A TOP SHIP UNDER THE GENSHIN TAG? NOT ONLY THAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE ACTUALLY TOP 3??? [as of 6/15/24]

Frankly I think kaeluc antis hate to see girlbosses winning. What if we were just all friends? Maybe- and here me out now- what if we all like... kissed about it... or smth...

(On a more serious note, ty for the ask anon. Also, sorry it took so long. Wasn't expecting to be perceived and I panicked at the disco a lil bit lol. U kno. Normal hot girl shit)

[hewasmadeofthegalaxy]

There is an UNHINGED conversation happening on a kaeluc video on YouTube right now. Girl, if you want to make a 3D model of my mom and my grandma kissing, that's your problem, not mine 👀 this was not the gotcha you thought it was

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

i am so mentally unwell about kaeluc. i want them to kiss i want them to choke i want them to hold each other and cry “you were my brother why have you forsaken me” and other such nonsense. i want kaeya to yank on every single one of diluc’s insecurities until someone throws a punch. i want diluc to tell kaeya all the things he thinks about himself—that he’s a traitor and worthless and a sinner besides—until kaeya decides he might as well betray everyone, just for that. i want them to say every hideous thing under the sun to each other.

i want them to bite and scratch and kick and claw at each other and then i want them to forgive. i want them to forgive each other but more than that i want them to forgive themselves for every little wrong, for every failing, for every crossed line and broken promise and ugly word. i want them to hold hands when the sun rises and lay in each other’s laps and make breakfast for each other the way they did when they were kids and i want them to visit crepus’s grave and weep. i want him to stop haunting them. i want them them to stop haunting each other.