#Kai the Winged Bunny

[tuliprabbit]

[gutsby]

Wingman

Pairing: Himbo!Joel x Reader

Summary: Your bestie braves the tampon aisle for you.

Warnings: 18+. Period crackfic starring Himbo!Joel—don’t take it too seriously. R has a uterus that hates her. Mentions of blood, cramps, & hangover-induced puking. Dirty talk, f!masturbation. One (1) Mean Girls reference.

Word count: 1.7k

You were fucked ten ways to Wednesday if you didn’t get your hands on some soap, a steamer, and a supersized box of maxi-pads in the span of the next eleven minutes.

Joel Miller moved like molasses on a flat slab of granite.

“WILL YOU HURRY— THE FUCK— UP?”

Your cheeks were hot. The night air was cold.

Every other word that managed to claw out of your throat was punctuated by a breath—your stomach clenched, and the sex organ below it was in hysterics.

Joel continued to lace up his loafer, clumsy as ever.

“O-kay, okay,” he hummed, “Steamer, soap, and, uh…”

“Pads!”

“Uh-huh. Right. So what kinda…blood stuff is it, again?”

The words were like an aspersion on his tongue. At the ripe old age of forty-seven, Joel still hadn’t quite learned to jibe with the menstrual product lingo, and it showed.

“Heavy flow. Any brand. With wings,” you hissed.

“Boneless or traditional?”

And if he hadn’t been standing outside the truck, foot propped up against the driver’s seat while he tied his shoe, you likely would’ve smacked him upside the head. The glare you gave him was sufficiently vicious to extinguish the smirk, though. Your hand made a fist in the front of your dress, and you groaned, leaning inward.

Joel got the picture and finished his bunny ears quick.

“Sorry.”

Then, a little more sheepish as he straightened up,

“I’m goin’. Be just a minute.”

And he was off.

Your body curled into a ball as soon as he left. It cried in pain, to nothing and no one around but that fugly slut, the nastiest skank bitch you’d ever met, your uterus.

There was no way you and Joel were making it to this rehearsal dinner. You needed to be at the venue by 7:00, the clock on the dash read 6:11, and you were, currently, twenty miles shy of Fredericksburg with a rag between your legs and your best friend scouring the local H-E-B.

That afternoon you’d been running late, so of course you’d thrown on your thin, satin, pre-wedding-ready dress before you left—and forgotten a change of clothes. Joel had been hungover from all the batshit bachelor party antics, so of course you’d had to stop three times along the way just so he could throw up on the side of the road. And, though your friend was many, many things, discreet was not one of them, so of course he’d told you, point-blank, when he saw you reaching for something in the backseat with your butt sticking up:

“You been pissin’ tomato juice or somethin’?”

And you’d looked back in abject horror.

Of course your period had come a week early and made you bleed straight through your bright yellow dress.

Maria was your best friend. You were her maid of honor. Tommy’s groomsmen happened to be the most fuckable bunch you’d ever seen—save for Joel—so there was no way you’d be caught dead at that dinner with the flag of Japan on your ass. And Maria had bought the dress just for you, so you felt like you had to get this bloodstain out.

You lifted your head to peer out the window. Even with the help of a fistful of ibuprofen, you could barely move.

6:29

“Dude, where are you?!”

It was like your phone and the FaceTime call to Joel had just materialized on their own. The man on the screen was blinking slow. Ogling something in front of him.

“So ‘L’ stands for…long?” he said after a beat.

“No, that’s light, Joel, I need a heavy one.”

“This one’s got cardboard in it, I think.”

“That’s a tampon applicator, dipshit.”

In a blink, Joel’s eyes flitted to his phone. His nostrils flared, and he met your gaze with a scowl of his own.

“Well how the hell am I supposed to know that? Only stuck two— three things in a pussy before and it sure as fuck wasn’t cotton,” he griped, and if he were any less mature he likely would’ve rolled his eyes. Drama king.

You winced as another cramp rolled through you. You shook your head and tried to regain your composure.

“Just find a heavy-flow. pad. with wings. for me. Please.”

Joel sighed and turned back to the shelf, eyes searching.

It shouldn’t have been this hard, but it was. You had no doubt Joel had never willingly touched a pussy product before in his life, so the road ahead was treacherous. Silently, you felt the urge to tell him he had no business being in pussy at all if he didn’t bother to learn what came out of one every month, but you let him cook.

His dark, greyish brows drew together in concentration. He leaned forward and reached for a box. Then stopped.

Went low to grab another, before pausing to show you.

“Very close, Joel. That’s a pantyliner.”

You felt somewhat like a mother showing a headstrong four-year-old how to copy shapes onto paper. No, darling, that’s a diva cup—and be careful with that crayon. Joel stood and he stewed and, by the look in his eyes, you’d already resigned yourself to another ten minutes of this back-and-forth rummaging at least.

Then you shifted in your seat, pushing your legs down a bit. They rubbed, of course. In spite of the pain that had seized your whole lower half, you felt a sweet, dull pulse.

You stared hard at Joel’s face on-screen to make sure he hadn’t seen it in yours, but damn that friction felt nice.

Sensitivity elevated with the influx of hormones, no doubt, you sat tight and tried to enjoy the feeling on purpose for a moment. You slowly sucked in a breath.

“Aw, hell, there’s just too many’a these damn boxes.”

You flexed your thigh muscles and let out a sigh.

“I don’t know how y’all do it,” Joel grumbled.

Keep looking, Miller. Just keep looking.

Slowly, your hips began to stir, and one small grain of pleasure gave way to a jolt—a twist in the pit of your belly that made the pain less grating. You leaned into it more.

Holding your phone, you could feel when Joel let out a frustrated groan. The sound low and almost enticing.

Wait.

Wait.

“Gross,” you said out loud, half-whispered.

You couldn’t help it. Joel was one of your closest friends; a man who loved beer die, Pall Malls, and Keith Whitley like nobody’s business and gave suffocating bear hugs whenever he was sweaty just to gross you out. You weren’t supposed to find men like that attractive.

But when the grit of his voice was just so nice…

“What?” Joel stopped to look down again.

“What?” you shot back, instantly.

A frown tugged at his lips.

“What’s ‘gross’? Me?”

Not…exactly, no.

More disgusted with yourself than anyone else, you clamped your legs together and shook your head. You tried to swallow, as if the action might suck the pleasure down with it, but the hot, throbbing sensation only grew.

You were practically grinding into the towel that had been stuffed between your thighs when you heard:

“Wings!”

An exceptionally proud Joel displayed a box of extra heavy-duty maxi-pads, with wings. He was grinning.

You weren’t sure if you thanked him next, congratulated the man, or what. You probably strung some words together and tried to return the smile as best you could, but who knew? The next thing you saw was that the line had gone dead, the truck was silent, and all that could be heard above the hum of the engine were your moans.

You braced yourself against the seat and rolled your hips even harder. Out of habit, you caught your lip between your teeth to prevent a louder sound from escaping, but then you remembered there was no one to hear you but you—for now. Your palm pressed flat on the dashboard, your knees squeezed even closer, and your vision flooded with soft, minuscule pinpricks of an all-too-familiar hue.

The only thing new to you here was Joel—the thought of him had never crossed your mind in moments like these.

But now you were closing your eyes, humping the seat with nothing between your body and the old, weathered upholstery but a scrap of fabric. And you were moaning his name. Imagining a face that was littered with coarse, grey stubble—you might’ve teased him for that once or twice before—and lips that were soft. So soft against your own that you wouldn’t think twice if he tried to slip his tongue inside and hold the sides of your face as he filled your cunt to the brim. In fact, Joel’s mouth would be a welcome distraction. Knowing how foul he was in even friendly confab, he’d undoubtedly be whispering the most vile things in your ear while he fucked you.

Reminding you, quietly, that you made such a pretty cocksleeve for him—why didn’t we try this sooner?— and how you’d be the sweetest thing if you just gave his cock another squeeze and made yourself cum all over it.

The mental image of that alone was inducement enough.

You felt a hot, euphoric band of something start to give way inside you. It tightened up, twisted—then snapped. Your mouth fell open and your thighs clenched tighter, grinding desperately in tandem with a pace you’d hoped Joel might’ve set if he were laying there underneath you. You clung to one last thought of him gripping your hips and bruising your walls with the force of his cock driving in and out, over and over again until, eventually, his cum was leaking out through each fluid thrusting movement. It was all your body could take, conjuring thoughts of his load spilling into you and onto him in warm, wet, sticky—

Whistling.

Someone was whistling outside. Walking up to the truck.

You were still coming down from the staggering heights of your climax when the driver’s side door swung open. You blinked furiously, as though to drive all the filth and depravity and need from your eyes before he could see.

It didn’t matter.

Joel was too amped up off a white plastic baggy to be concerned with much else as he plopped down beside you and smiled—beamed, really. Completely oblivious.

Your extremities were still twitching with the residuum of bliss when he reached for your hand. His eyes somehow warmer than they’d been all that day, they sparkled and shone and crinkled at the corners in a way that seemed to say the words before his mouth had uttered a sound.

“I got three boxes to be safe…”

Joel was really too sweet.

“…and some chocolate for your cramps…”

Always so considerate.

“…and you look real pretty when you cum, by the way.”

This motherfucker.

[theodorenmyth]

Hi! I'm Kai. I actually go by so many names but I'm most comfortable with Kai/Kawa. I am a Hufflepuff and I'm a virgo! I am non-binary and I go by all pronouns.

I am also in many fandoms. Ex ; Stranger Things, Harry Potter, Anime (demon slayer, haikyuu, yuri on ice, etc) Kpop, and MLBB fandom.

Likes, reblogs, comments and new followers are appreciated. My requests are open and I am a STRICTLY M, GN, NB, FTM reader account. (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Please DNI You fit the basic DNI criteria (homophobic, racist, transphobic, etc). Glorifies SH for attention, disrespects peoples pronouns/boundries. You support Z!0N1ST'S.

I wear glasses and I have phobias (thalassophobia, arachnophobia, etc). I have other socials.

Tiktok ; theodorenmyth | Instagram ; theodorenmyth

STATUS : inactive, but still taking requests.

And I also play Mobile Legends Bang Bang (msg me if you wanna play, also Asia servers only >_<)

Check out my other account! ; @theorchives

⋅ᯓᡣ𐭩 THINGS I WILL DO

Platonic

C/N & Sibling!au

C/N & Son!au

Modern!au

Talk to you

Answer your questions

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Imagines

Fanfics (ofc)

Moodboards

⋅ᯓᡣ𐭩 THINGS I WILL NOT DO

incest

abusive relationship!au

R4p3

Those weird aus

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Important note ; PLEASE do not STEAL, COPY, OR CLAIM my writing as yours. Do not use my work unless I give permission to do so. And my masterlist is not up to date.

✶ ; smut 　　 ♡︎ ; fluff 𐙚 ; angst ᡣ𐭩 ; angst-fluff

✽ ; fluff-angst ✿ ; smut-fluff ❥ ; fluff-smut

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ BLAISE ZABINI

Unexpected love ♡︎ Jealousy ♡︎ whipped cream delight ✶ a canvas of colors ♡︎

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ THEODORE NOTT

sweater ♡︎ Peace ♡︎ forbidden love 𐙚 Protection ᡣ𐭩 Jealousy Unveiled ♡︎ Weight of the Wings ♡︎ The Secret Between Professors ♡︎ Behind Closed Doors ♡︎ Breaking the Tradition. (sequel to forbidden love) ♡︎ A Twinge of Green ♡︎ Envious Echoes ♡︎ hidden affections ♡︎ sun and moon ♡︎ healing hearts ᡣ𐭩 startled affections ♡︎ envious hearts ♡︎ marked by love ✶ parole sussurrate ♡︎ protective affections ♡︎ head kiss habit ♡︎ dad reflexes ♡︎

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ MATTHEO RIDDLE

patchup routine ♡︎ Possesive Whispers. ♡︎ quidditch loss♡︎ Unexpected Mishap♡︎ Enchanted Vision ♡︎ Bunnies and Bromance♡︎ tangled promises♡︎ dont make it obvious♡︎ unspoken feelings♡︎ lost and found ᡣ𐭩 unveiling strength♡︎ the protectors panic ᡣ𐭩 hunter eyes ♡︎ playful duels♡︎ distracting love♡︎ defenders fury ᡣ𐭩 entwined in his touch♡︎ whispering shadows ᡣ𐭩 feral to tender♡︎

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅LORENZO BERKSHIRE

a brothers concern ᡣ𐭩 regrets ᡣ𐭩 Whiskers and Secrets ♡︎ locked hearts♡︎ posessive glances♡︎ veil of possession ✿ quidditch meetups♡︎

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ TOM RIDDLE

shadows of light ᡣ𐭩 Intense Desires ✶ the gentle darkness♡︎ silent comfort♡︎ carried by pride♡︎ clumsy ♡︎

play with fire ♡︎

𐙚 ‧��˚ ⋅ DRACO MALFOY

against the odds ᡣ𐭩 enemies to lovers ᡣ𐭩

POLY RELATIONSHIP. . . ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

Winterbreak Comfort ♡︎ simp and protect ♡︎ The Snake Tamer's Privilege♡︎ the eyes of the serpent♡︎ blinded by love♡︎ echoes of silenceᡣ𐭩 misheard magic♡︎ slytherin spoils♡︎ short of sleeves♡︎ ties of friendship♡︎

dreams and reality ♡︎

protectors embrace ♡︎

Shared Words ♡︎

Nights of Frights ♡︎

ᯓᡣ𐭩 SLYTHERIN BOYS REACT

Slytherin boys react (yule ball)

Slytherin boys react (confession)

ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓ

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ RON WEASLEY

freckles and braids. ♡︎ warm embrace ♡︎

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ HARRY POTTER

Through Each Other's Eyes ♡︎ Ensnared by Green Eyes ♡︎

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ FRED WEASLEY

identical, yet distinct ♡︎

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ CEDRIC DIGGORY

Last memory of him 𐙚 quidditch prize ✶

[kingspacebar]

If you ship your characters together who would it be?

I have a lot I love making gay people kiss eachother

My oc x My oc - Space x Gary [Married] - Furry!Space x Starbit [Dating] - Truffle x Yuzu [Friends w benefits] - Royalty x Yuzu x Truffle [Friends w benefits] - Angel x Fondue [Dating] - Miitopia!Truffle x Miitopia!Caramel - Miitopia!Truffle x Miitopia!Yuzu [friends w benefits] - Aster x Liam [friends w benefits] - Nova x Oreo [Dating] - Pastry x Puddle - Alex x James [dating] - King x Bunnie [dating] - Koa x Orion [dating] - Arc x Aki [dating] - Noah x Nathan [dating] - Citra x Phin [dating] - Blaze x Winter x Watt x Fae x Moss x Toxin x Alex x Skyler x Stell x Clay x Finn x Forest x Aura x Shadow x Spirit x Wyvern x Terra x Valor [yes thats an 18 character polycule] - Vortex x unnamed character - Ascii x Chip x Sparky [dating] - Kai x Rhoe [slowburn-- end up dating] - Choki x Chase [dating] - Trixy x unnamed character [dating] - Citrus x Grape x Mango [dating] - Aurora x Horizon [dating] - Joy x Selene - Buoy x Brine - Dew x Fizz [dating] - Sekai x Miracle [Dating] - Storm x Havoc [slowburn-- end up dating] - Solar Spirit x Golden Wing [slowburn-- end up dating] - Solar Saddle x Luna Pegasus [dating] - Lucie x Liane [dating] My oc x others oc - Bear x Starburst [dating] - Flop x Greenspell [dating] - Willow x Dawson [dating] - Stella x Red [dating]

My oc x cannon Space x any of my fictional significant others Lumi x Callie Splatoon [dating] Blaze Glaze x Rainbow Dash x Pinkie Pie [dating]

OK so I got to page 12 on my th and then realized i have like 57 more pages and this is already a lot lmao,, plus its mostly of the characters that I've posted about the most so these are the more main guys anyway.

If you want more details about any of these guys then let me knowww I am happy to provide more info... :3

[tsel-bas]

The Sweet Treats ; A Subsystem

Warning: Headmates may not turn out exactly as described. Anything and everything can be changed to fit your system.

Name(s): Reese, Finn, Honey

Pronouns: He/Him/His/His/Himself, Candy/Candy/Candys/Candys/Candyself, Marsh/Mallow/Marshs/Mallows/Marshmallowself, 🍯/🍯/🍯s/🍯/🍯self

Gender Identity: Transmale, Candyic, Chocoberrypawpastic, Bonbonfoodic

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Gay

Preferred Terms: Masculine

Age: 27

Role: Subsystem Host

Type: Willogenic

Species: Anthro-Creature

Source: @/tsel-bas

Description: Reese is a bright, bubbly creature. Always looking for something sweet or exciting. He enjoys bright colors and tasty desserts. Crowded colors and spaces are the best medicine according to candy. Marsh likes hyperpop music and the aesthetic that goes with it. 🍯 loves to talk about his interests, likes and dislikes to anyone who will listen.

Faceclaim:

Name(s): Pinkie, Candie, Lollie

Pronouns: It/It/Its/Its/Itself, Lolli/Pop/Lollis/Pops/Lollipopself, Cotton/Candy/Cottons/Candys/Cottoncandyself, 🍭/🍭/🍭s/🍭s/🍭self

Gender Identity: Agender, Pandulcigender, Sweeteryn, Whispiflufic

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Aroace

Preferred Terms: Neutral

Age: 25

Role: Jack of All Trades

Type: Willogenic

Species: Anthro-demon bunny

Source: @/tsel-bas

Description: Pinkie, like its host, quite enjoys hyperpop and candy aesthetics. Lolli enjoys the crowded mess of candies that live in cottons hair as decoration. (The candies are plastic and not actual candy!) Because of the fact that 🍭 is a bunny, it can run and jump faster than a human.

Faceclaim:

Name(s): Zusa, Kay, Pixie

Pronouns: She/Her/Hers/Hers/Herself, Bubble/Gum/Bubble/Gum/Bubblegumself, Taffy/Taffy/Taffys/Taffys/Taffyself, 🍬/🍬/🍬s/🍬s/🍬self

Gender Identity: Transfemale, Sucrergirl, Sugarmashic, Bubblegumdippindotic

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Sapphic

Preferred Terms: Feminine

Age: 26

Role: Happiness Holder

Type: Willogenic

Species: Anthro-Bat

Source: @/tsel-bas

Description: Zusa is the most energetic of the subsystem and is always happy. Looking for the positives in life. When she’s very excited or happy, bubble stims by flapping taffy’s wings. 🍬 enjoys flying often, as it is one of her favorite activities. Bubble has sensitive hearing and has trouble seeing due to her bat genetics so she normally keeps her eyes closed and has earplugs for loud areas/situations,

Faceclaim:

Name(s): Ruth, Sky, Orion

Pronouns: He/Him/His/His/Himself, They/Them/Theirs/Theirs/Themself, Choco/Choco/Chocos/Chocos/Chocos, 🍫/🍫/🍫s/🍫s/🍫self

Gender Identity: Libramasc, Chococloude, Darkchocogender, Fudgecatgender

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Omnisexual

Preferred Terms: Masculine, Neutral

Age: 24

Role: Hell-Bent

Type: Willogenic

Species: Anthro-Cat

Source: @/tsel-bas

Description: Orion is the quietest of the bunch but his sense of fashion and interests are quite loud and colorful. Scencore and hyperpop aesthetics are their favorite. Chocos identity is tied to candy, specifically chocolate.🍫 has sensitive hearing like Zusa, but not nearly to the point of hers. He can hear better than the typical human due to their cat genetics.

Faceclaim:

Name(s): Freia, Violet, Mary Jane

Pronouns: She/Her/Hers/Hers/Herself, It/It/Its/Its/Itself, Cup/Cake/Cups/Cakes/Cupcakeself, 🧁/🧁/🧁s/🧁s/🧁self

Gender Identity: Librafem, Cupcakesmellic, Milkshakegender, Strawberrycheesecakegender

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Sapphic

Preferred Terms: Feminine, Neutral

Age: 28

Role: Gardentender

Type: Willogenic

Species: Biblical-like pink angel

Source: @/tsel-bas

Description: A happy go lucky person, Freia is. With her cat eyes, she is sensitive to most light. Its wings cover cups eyes to protect them from the light. 🧁 watches over the Innerworld of her system. Whether that be the subsystem, or the system outside of it. Its favorite food is cupcakes and cotton candy,

Faceclaim:

[utau-fanchildren-combos]

Error x Ink (part 4)

Spot by @the-shadow-of-joy

Spill by @202-drawings

Viri by @amarald adopted by @star-gamerxoxxox

VirusExe by @mentalbreze885

Splatter by @reeses-peaches

Code by@Trash01 (Amino)

Cyan by R. I. P. Reaper In Party

Den by @hakki-no

Code by ReaperSans/Has Wings

Rouge by Nαƚx (Amino)

Fanchild by _Charisk4Life_

Clay by lilly (Amino)

Blot by NightLi97034222

Sketch by @winterbreh20

Ai by @1forchr1s

Athena by Athenauwu4

Yang by Blueberryhelo

Buggy by Blueberryhelo

Calluna by @the-creator-undertale-au

Tommy by higurasonic

Akemi by ramen_the_idiot

Acrilic Jems by @miniminxxoxo-blog

Acrylic by ♡~MultiTheMutantSans~♡

Artifice by @ask-artificesans

Annie by @ann0v3r

Castell.EXE by RebornHydra adopted by ElatedFeline

Contrast by @xxeonv (?)

Copt by Fantastic-Host1035

Custom (?) by @big-senpai / LexysDesu adopted by AutumnSheep

Florika by @TheSt4rlitOukio

GreyScale by Dhabquin

Kai by ?

Kali by ?

Knox by @broken-little-bunny

Matrix (?) by @ebifbbq

Nanoscale by Coriandera

Nisha by Lena_Wonton

Patchwork by @juniemunie

Fanchild by obscuredsavepoint

Fanchild by ShikuLost

Malfunction by ItzL_X3L

Aquabrush by @patatomon-waka-meme

Last Part / Next Part

[liviavanrouge]

"It's Livia's fault most of the fairies are hiding."

"No, it's THEIRS."

----

"Will we ever be free?"

Shroomi: *Comes up behind the hunter, summoning spikes*

Oringo: *Swats Shroomi down, staring at the fairy pixie*

Hunt: *Grabs the pixies wings, grinning*

Rufa: *Shakes the bars of the cage* SHROOMI!

Swamp: *Looks down, mini shackles around his wrists and ankles*

Shroomi: *trembles, tears threatening to fall*

"Have we crossed the line?"

Iris: *Screams, flying away from an eagle*

Oringo: DO NOT LET A SINGLE FAIRY ESCAPE!!!!

Clay: *Yells in alarm as a trap open underneath him*

Clemetine: *Shoves him out the way*

Heath: *Lays motionless beside Oak, the two getting dragged up into the air, chains around them*

Clay: *Flies away, grabbing a fairy bunny keeping it from getting caught*

"All the things she said"

Fairy Deer: *Lowers its head charging forward*

Atla: *Fires a dart, hitting the deer right in the neck*

Fairy Deer: *Stumbles and falls over, fairy hunters chaining its neck and hooves*

Brooke: *Gasps, her eyes widening* FLICKER!!

Fairy Fox: *Lays on its side, shackled and muzzled*

Olive and Aspen: *Screams as flames overtook their home, taking off into the air with the other fairies*

Oringo: FIRE!!

Aspen: *Flinches getting knocked out of the air by a dart, hitting the ground*

Ivy: *Hits the ground next to him unconscious*

Juniper: *Trembles in her cage, tears falling down her cheeks*

"All the things she said"

Azalea: *Falls out of the air, tumbling to the ground*

Hunt: *Grins and grabs the fairy, tossing her into a cage*

Fairy Wolf: *Rushes at Hunt, leaping for his neck*

Hunt: *Turns and fires a dart right into the wolves jaw*

Fairy Wolf: *Yelps, falling over, sliding to a stop at the hunters feet*

Hunt: *Grins, stepping on the wolves paw* Down dog...

Hazel: *Stares from above, hanging upside down beside Aspen*

"Running through my head"

Fairy Horse: *Struggles against the restraints, getting pulled towards a large cage*

Kai: *Shoves the horse into one of the hidden traps* There you go!

Fairy Horse: *Kicks around, stumbling and falling over when a dart pricked their neck*

Flora: *Darts out from under a leaf, yelping when a hand hit her down*

Kai: Where are you going?

"Running through my head"

Misty: *Claps causing an explosion to go off, releasing the fairies and fary animals*

Misty: Everybody go!

Aspen: *Quickly flies out, his eyes wide* Guardian

Misty: Hide..and don't let them find you

Brooke: *Stares at Misty, then turns taking off after the others into the forest*

Misty: *Turns to the fairy hunters, a staff appearing* Want them? Then go through me

Hunt: She undid our hard work, boss!

Oringo: ....remove her

Misty: *Scowls, narrowing her eyes* Let's dance..

Swamp: *Looks back, then forward vanishing into the greenery*

"Running through my head"

@anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @writing-heiress

[roughtimeminicomics]

Death Battle WHAT IFS and my Winners

SO I WAS BORED AND WIDE FUCKING AWAKE SO I MADE THIS BITCH OF A LIST ENJOY. I uh... may actually do something with this tbh.

Sans VS Ghost Rider (Undertale VS MARVEL) Winner: Ghost Rider Soundtrack Name: Judgment’s Stare

Optimus Prime VS Artocitus (Transformers VS DC) Winner: Optimus Prime Soundtrack Name: Raging Justice

Megatron VS Bowser (Transformers VS Nintendo) Winner: Megatron Soundtrack Name: Tyrannical Factions

The Shredder VS M. Bison (TMNT VS Street Fighter) Winner: The Shredder Soundtrack Name: Criminal History

Darkstalker VS Nicol Bolas (Wings of Fire VS Magic the Gathering) Winner: Darkstalker Soundtrack Name: Wings of Magic

Asgore VS Endeavour (Undertale VS MHA) Winner: Endeavour Soundtrack Name: Flaring Redemption

Springtrap VS Baldi VS Granny VS The Neighbor (FNaF VS Baldi's Basics VS Granny VS Hello Neighbor) Winner: Springtrap Soundtrack Name: Average Indie Slasher

Standford Pines VS W.D. Gaster (Gravity Falls VS Undertale) Winner: Stanford Pines Soundtrack Name: Lost Genius

Error Sans VS Sonic.EXE (Undertale AU VS Creepypasta) Winner: Error Sans Soundtrack Name: I AM ERROR

Dust Sans VS Jeff the Killer (Undertale AU VS Creepypasta) Winner: Dust Sans Soundtrack Name: Stab Through the Soul

Nightmare Sans VS Slenderman (Undertale AU VS Creepypasta) Winner: Slenderman Soundtrack Name: Tentacled Negativity

The Mask VS Bugs Bunny (Dark Horse VS Warner Bros) Winner: Bugs Bunny Soundtrack Name: Cartoons, Blood, and Chaos

Darth Vader VS Voldemort (Star Wars VS Harry Potter) Winner: Darth Vader Soundtrack Name: The Deadly Force

Kai VS Laval (NINJAGO VS Legends of Chima) Winner: Kai Soundtrack Name: Spin and Slash

Luz Noceda VS Harry Potter (The Owl House VS Harry Potter) Winner: Luz Noceda Soundtrack Name: Titan’s Scar

Jay VS Donitello (NINJAGO VS TMNT) Winner: Jay Soundtrack Name: Technology Rules, Right?

Lloyd Garmadon VS Po the Panda (NINJAGO VS Kung Fu Panda) Winner: Po the Panda Soundtrack Name: Chosen Legends

MEGATRON SHOWDOWN (Bayverse, G1, IDW, Prime, Cyberverse, Armada, Animated, Beast Wars) Winner: IDW Megatron Soundtrack Name: Mechanical and Tyrannical, Yessss…

Blackwargreymon VS Nemesis Prime (Digimon VS Transformers) Winner: BlackWargreymon Soundtrack Name: Engineered Devils

SCP-049 VS The Medic (SCP Foundation VS Team Fortress 2) Winner: The Medic Soundtrack: Medicine and Missverständnisse

General Zod VS Omni Man (DC VS Invincible) Winner: General Zod Soundtrack Name: Manipulative Invaders from Space

Kaos VS Zomboss (Skylanders VS Plants V.S. Zombies) Winner: Kaos Soundtrack Name: You Dare Defy ME?!

The Guardians of the Galaxy VS The Ghost Crew (MCU VS Star Wars) Winner(s): The Guardians Soundtrack Name: Rebellions and Superheroes

Jack Sparrow VS Puss in Boots (Pirates of the Caribbean VS Dreamworks) Winner: Puss in Boots Soundtrack Name: Running from Death

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[legendarywinnerpastahumanoid]

High School YxK (High School DxD) Cast

Hovernyan as Issei Hyoudou (Yo-kai Watch)

Maguro Maki as Rias Gremory (Sushi Pack)

Kani Maki as Akeno Himejima (Sushi Pack)

Fluttershy as Koneko Toujou (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)

Tako Maki as Yuuto Kiba (Sushi Pack)

Wasabi Pow as Gasper Vladi (Sushi Pack)

Lala Hagoromo/Glitter MilkyWay as Asia Argento (Glitter Force TwinkleStarlight)

Rose as Rossweisse (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes)

Natalie Madoka/Glitter Ace as Ravel Phenex (Glitter Force Doki Doki)

Green Shadow AKA Penelopea as Xenovia Quarta (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes)

Tweak Bunny (Octonauts) as Sona Sitri

Dashi Dog (Octonauts) as Tsubaki Shinra

Ikura Maki (Sushi Pack) as Genshirou Saji

Luna Kaguya/Glitter Serenity (Glitter Force TwinkleStarlight) as Momo Hanaki

Petty (Pororo the Little Penguin) as Tsubasa Yura

as Tomoe Meguri

Chompzilla (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) as Reya Kusaka

Penny (Top Wing) as Ruruko Nimura

Sci-Twi AKA Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) as Bennia

Poby (Pororo the Little Penguin) as Loup Garou

Citron (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) as Vali Lucifer

Nightcap (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) as Bikou

Flora (Winx Club) as Kuroka

Spike (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) as Fenrir

Grass Knuckles (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) as Arthur Pendragon

Stella (Winx Club) as Le Fay Pendragon

E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog) as Gogmagog

Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run) as Sirzechs Lucifer

Larry the Lobster (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Falbium Asmodeus

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) as Serafall Leviathan

as Ajuka Beelzebub

White Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run) as Millicas Gremory

Leonardo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012) as Zeocitus Gremory

Princess Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) as Venelana Gremory

as Sariaorg Bael

Uni (Sushi Pack) as Diodora Astaroth

Roxy (Winx Club) as Seekvaria Agares

Daphne (Winx Club) as Misla Bael

Captain Gantu as Riser Phenex (Lilo & Stitch)

Peso Penguin as Beruka Furcas (Octonauts)

Nani Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch) as Coriana Andrealphus

Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) as Misteeta Sabnock

Spudow (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) as Gandoma Balam

Captain Combustible (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) as Ladora Bune

Wall-Knight (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) as Liban Crocell

Flain (Mixels) as Diehauser Belial

Bloom (Winx Club) as Lady Phenex

Pleakley (Lilo & Stitch) as Naud Gamigin

White Lily Cookie (Cookie Run) as Grayfia Lucifage

as Kuisha Abaddon

Titanium Chef (Sushi Pack) as Tannin

Meopatra (Yo-kai Watch) as Viser

Karen Plankton (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Isabela

Tammy Misumi/Glitter Black and Melina Yukishiro/Glitter White (Glitter Force Power Hearts) as lle and Nel

Karai and Shinigami (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012) as Ni and Li

Chloe Aoki/Glitter Breeze (Glitter Force Smile) as Karlamine

Rosygury (Noonbory and the Super 7) as Mira

Mackenzie Kenzaki/Glitter Sword (Glitter Force Doki Doki) as Siris

Mochi Macchiato (Sushi Pack) as Xuelan

Aurora Tsukikage/Glitter MoonFlower (Glitter Force HeartsFlowers) as Yubelluna

as Burenet

Glaciere (Team Umizoomi) as Shuriya

as Marion

as Mihae

(Yo-kai Watch S) as Regulus

Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Zephyrdor Glasya-Labolas

Jumba Jookiba (Lilo & Stitch) as Azazel

Major Nixel (Mixels) as Kokabiel

Eugene H. Krabs (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Baraqiel

as Shemhazai

Regina (Glitter Force Doki Doki) as Raynare AKA Yuuma Amano

Eas (Glitter Force Fresh) as Kalewarner

Sheldon J. Plankton (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Dohnaseek

Gentlu (Glitter Force Delicious Party) as Mittlet

Meta Knight (Kirby Right Back At Ya!) as Michael

Solar Flare (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) as Irina Shidou

Infernites Max/2014 (Mixels) as Great Red

Rarity (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) as Ophis

Maximum Mixel (Mixels) as Ddraig

Naximum Nixel (Mixels) as Albion

Dragon Lord (Yo-kai Watch) as Vitra

Azure Dragon (Yo-kai Watch) as Midgardsormr

as Odin

Unagi (Sushi Pack) as Loki

King Nixel (Mixels) as Hades

as Indra

as Sun Wukong

Torts (Mixels) as Cao Cao

Valtor (Winx Club) as Shalba Beelzebub

Captain Carvaline Narkoff as Katerea Leviathan (Lilo & Stitch OC)

as Creuserey Asmodeus

as Georg

Brody (Top Wing) as Leonardo

as Siegfried

as Jeanne

Fugu (Sushi Pack) as Heracles

as Connla

Eight AKA Octonaughty (Numberblocks) as Freed Sellzen

Laura/Laura La Mer/Laura Apollodoros Hyginus La Mer/Glitter River (Glitter Force Tropical Girls) as Kunou

Queen Oceania (Glitter Force Tropical Girls) as Yasaka

Rod (Top Wing) as Matsuda

Swift (Top Wing) as Motohama

Lisa Izayoi/Glitter Magical as Murayama (Glitter Force Witch Girls)

Evelynn Asahina/Glitter Miracle as Katase (Glitter Force Witch Girls)

Prince as Rassei (Glitter Force TwinkleStarlight)

Abby Hanasaki/Glitter Blossom as Aika Kiryu (Glitter Force HeartsFlowers)

[radiant-fanon-maker]

Ninjago Regression Boxes; Cus why not

Regression boxes are little boxes for regressors when they regress unexpectedly and they need their little gear in one place.

Thought it would be cute to make up what the main ninja would have in those types of boxes ^-^

Jay

Building Blocks

A wooden train

Octopus plushy

Space themed coloring book + Crayola Crayons

Star Pattern Sippy Cup

Pacifiers

Cole

Food Themed Plushies (Like a strawberry cow)

Sketch Book + colored pencils

Bear Plush

Gummy Candies

Honey Colored Sippy Cup + handles on either side

Chewlry

Kai

Teethers and Pacifiers

Kitten Plushy

Pokemon Plushies

Baby Bottle

Dino Onesie

Patterned Diapers

Zane

Bunny Headbands (Both with bunny ears and individual bunnies)

Storybooks

Fake Cooking Supplies

Plastic Food

Nya

Rubber Ducks

Cup with that layer of glitter water behind another panel of plactic

Fake Wings (Both a Duck set and a Bee set)

Flower Pins

Honeycomb Patterned Socks

Duck Plushie

Lloyd

Dragon Onesie

Dragon Plushies

Snake Sippy Cup

Rainbow Blanket (Colors of the other ninja gis)

Candy Toy Phone

I hope you liked this!

[asimpletroll]

(A) (M) Chisaki Kai X (O) (F) Reader

You?

You were the Omega who had been stinking up his base for the last month?

YOU?

"-so sorry, so so sorry, I didn't see you, I was looking for Eri, Rappa startled her again, I swear I didn't mean to bump you-" You babble at Chisaki, close to your heat and scared of every Alpha in the base at the moment. You don't realize how his eyes have zeroed in on you, you're too busy cowering against the wall, trying to apologize and make sure he doesn't hit you, or worse.

"Be quiet." You immediately shut up, your throat feeling constricted even though he didn't use his Alpha tone or his Quirk on you, you look at him with watering (e/c) orbs as he strides over, taking off his coat slowly. "Your slick is dripping. I'll have someone else look for Eri, you need to get to your nest."

"...I...I live in the barracks, I-I can't-"

"Then come with me." He wraps an arm around you with care he never uses, making sure to keep his coat (you're so small it drops nearly to your knees, and Chisaki is swooning on the inside at how cute you look) between the two of you and wrapped securely around you so that no one else sees your current...predicament.

Chisaki notices your fear increasing, almost every step towards his private wing making you pump out more and more fear in your scent.

Normally, he can't even smell you, which is mildly disappointing to him because you smell citrus-y and a little sweet, but it was always very subtle and clean.

Now, all he could smell was your fear, and the urge to hole you away from everyone and everything was making him very twitchy as he opens the door to his wing.

You instinctively pause upon the threshold, your Omega screaming that this means this Alpha likes you, that it was time to Mate. Chisaki waits for you patiently, knowing the battle you're fighting and being fascinated by the micro-expressions racing through you. Your pupils twitch slightly in every which way, your ears perk and shift a little with noises, and your nose wrinkles a little (like the bunny he had as a child would) as you get particularly stressed.

"I cannot find you someplace comfortable if we loiter for much longer." He finally speaks up and tells you, you flinch a little, but follow his unmentioned command of 'hurry up' and almost bump into him again as he closes the door.

As soon as it shuts, lights flick on, and this time he gently wraps an arm around your waist as you spook. He gently lets you recover from your heart attack adjust to his touch, then guides you past several rooms that reek of other Alphas to you, and the locks on the door along with how reinforced they are tell you all you need to know about what might be in those rooms.

"I am unfamiliar with creating a space for a Heat, but I understand you require lots of blankets and soft things?" Chisaki asks you lowly, he spots the tiny hairs on the back of your neck rising, and your own scent smells sweeter, even with the fear overlaying it.

"Yes." You whisper, and try to hide (due to his lack of comment, you guess you hide it) the fact that you get mildly horny at just his voice.

Chisaki is amused by this, mostly by the fact that your entire face had turned red and was a very clear indicator of your dilemma to him.

"Why are you so afraid, Omega?" He asks you conversationally, as if he had by total and complete accident of course not dropped his voice several octaves just fool with you. You repress a shiver, and he grins under his mask, a very feral and smug grin, as he gently inhales your sweetened scent a bit more.

"M-My parents...they didn't...didn't want an Omega...didn't want me...so they would destroy my nests...even before I was revealed to be Quirkless..." You murmur quietly, timidly almost, to him, and he feels himself harden at how perfect you were for him.

"Why would they do that? Children smaller than four years old require softness or they are in danger of chewing something into pieces or eating it whole." Chisaki keeps his voice low, loving how you try and repress another shiver, and your pheromones almost choke him as he tries to gently sniff them again.

If you two didn't find an appropriate area soon, he may simply take you to his den, which would be twice as dangerous for the both of you.

"I...I don't know...it was...mildly better...after my little brother was born. He was a boy, an Alpha too, and he had a Quirk." You tell him, trying to make your clenching pelvic muscles stop their ridiculousness. Chisaki is too busy rolling his eyes to notice that you're starting to hold on to his coat a little tighter to try and hide the fact that your pants are officially soaked through.

"Oh...they're those types of people..." Chisaki says, his voice the lowest yet in barely-withheld rage, and a pitched whine escapes you before you wrap a hand around the base of your throat. Chisaki almost walks into a wall in surprise, you immediately sidestep as he steadies himself.

"I'm sorry-" You immediately return to the babbling mess you were in the hall, trying to appease him when even you can tell he isn't angry, in fact, if the crinkles by his eyes are any indicator, he's smiling under his mask.

But you're scared. And horny. So you run your mouth without thinking, apologizing frantically before he gently wraps his arm around your waist, he gently tugs you close to him, you keep your eyes averted and lowered to the floor, but he removes his face mask entirely in order to kiss your forehead gently.

You clench the hand around your throat tighter as he re-places his mask back on his face, he then runs a hand through your short hair tenderly. You look up at him from under your eyebrows, your lashes dark and long and thick as they frame your gorgeous (e/c) orbs.

"You simply startled me, there is no reason to apologize." He rumbles to you, his voice much lower now as his Alpha starts to really push for some attention. He watches with amusement and arousal as you clench your legs together, the slick now dripping low enough for him to see it, even with his jacket around you. "But may I ask you something?"

"Y-Yes, sir." You squeak, Chisaki goes from hard to full-blown, raging erection, you can barely hear him inhale, a very subtle noise that doesn't quite click in your mind until he presses the two of you together.

"...have you ever had an Alpha before?" He purrs, your eyes nearly roll into the back of your head and all the fear leaves you immediately as you melt into him. "I'm guessing not."

"N-None o-of them-" You squeak slightly in indignation as Chisaki plucks you up from the floor like a ragdoll, gathering you into his chest and not minding your wet and sticky slick soaking into his chest. "-None of them ever w-wanted a Q-Quirkless Omega."

Chisaki is immediately disappointed, not in you or anything about you, but at the rest of society for letting such a sweet and pure thing sink so low as him.

"They were fools then, and did not deserve you." Chisaki turns down a hall, and it's getting very hard for you to not nuzzle him. His musky, beautiful scent was everything you've ever liked, blended together in such a complex way you couldn't describe all of the unique notes and subtle tones of it. Chisaki notices you eyeing his neck and gently presses your face into it, you let out a startled, but pleasantly so, squeak, and he purrs for real this time at the adorable noise.

Your slick surges and you let out a much higher-pitched purr, leaning in against him as he opens a door quietly, the hall light flicks off and leaves you in darkness before Chisaki gently closes the door with his heel. You've buried your face in his neck, blinding yourself to the fact that Chisaki has brought you to his room, his den and haven.

At least, until his no-longer-gloved hands sneak their way under his jacket, undoing a single button on your shirt to lay themselves on your bare waist. You gasp softly in surprise, moving your face from his neck just enough to give him a startled look.

He nuzzles you, closing his eyes and leaning his back against the door as he openly relaxes, holding you close while gently fondling your slightly-chubby-but-not-noticeably waist.

"C-Chisaki?" You squeak, one of his hands immediately rolls your shirt up and off of you, you squeak again in surprise, but he tossing your shirt and his coat haphazardly onto the floor. You immediately cover your breasts, your face once again blushing strongly, and he quickly does away with his masks as well, hanging them on a hook by the door as he gently turns your face to his by tenderly grasping your chin.

"I want you, Omega. I want you, (Y/N)." He rumbles, striding forward as you turn into a flustered, slicking, horny mess in his arms. His voice is like pure sex but only the deep, tasteful, romantic parts of it.

You mewl a little as he gently places you on his bed, but he rests his arms by your head and kisses you deeply, swallowing anymore noise with tenderness and care. You forget about your embarrassment as he gently move his lips against yours, his cock straining against his pants and pressing up against your legs a bit as he leans over you.

"Do you want me also?" Chisaki murmurs to you once the two of you run out of air to suck from each other's lungs, you immediately wrap yourself around him tightly. "Do you want me like I want you, (Y/N)?"

"Yes, Chisaki, yes I want you-" You don't get another words out as he kisses you again, his hands easily finding and undoing your bra before starting on the buttons of his shirt. Once you run out of air, he starts kissing the underside of your jaw as you pant quietly, he has to pause (his frustration visible) in order to pull his shirt off. You immediately touch the intricate, but traditional tattoos on his arms, pecs, and (you're willing to bet) his back. "You're so pretty, Chisaki."

"So are you, (Y/N), you just don't have art to paw at." He purrs as he descends on you again, you happily undo his tie for him as he kisses you, and the fact that you fumble with it from the distraction of kissing is adorable to him, and he can feel a small wet patch grow do to his leaking precum. You two pause again, and he attacks your throat and neck with powerful sucks and languid swipes of his tongue as you grind your clothed sex against his.

You gasp quietly when he whips your bra across the room, but he gently fondles one breast and you turn into a melty mess again. He chuckles, happily going back to his network of hickies trailing down your throat and across your shoulder. You happily tangle your hands in his hair, pressing him against you further with soft mewls of encouragement.

"A-Alpha, stop teasing!" You finally reach your breaking point, Chisaki almost rips your dress slacks in his immediately eagerness to get them off of you, you giggle a little and he blushes, burying his face in your neck before you tempt him out with kisses to his cheekbone and nose and the tip of his ear.

Then he actually rips them, his face morphing into one of shock and embarrassment as you giggle loudly and nuzzle him. He mumbles a hasty apology before eagerly pulling them off you, taking your panties with and tossing the mess by the foot of the bed before crawling up your body and trailing lazy kisses up from your bellybutton.

"Why are your pants still on?" You tease, kissing his nose before he can reply, he nips your bottom lip playfully, stilling feeling you up as you squirm gently.

"So impatient, (Y/N)." He teases right back, gently tugging on one of your nipples, you steal another kiss from him as he other hand (that is not forming a bruise on your nipple, not at all, no siree) trails down and teasingly circles your puffy little clit. You gasp in surprise, and Chisaki happily presses forward and slips his tongue and one finger into you at the same time. You melt into a happy, horny, submissive puddle under him, causing him to let out a deep and rumbling purr as he explores your mouth with fervent heat and dominance.

He gently explores your opening too, feeling you flutter around that single digit and getting painfully hard in his pants as he stretches you around a second finger. Your slick makes it easier, but it's still painfully obvious that you are still new at this. (So is Chisaki, but he's hoping you're too horny and heat-addled to realize this.)

You eagerly spread your legs a little, beyond ready for this part as your fingers once again find their way into Chisaki's well-kept hair and tangling it. You moan as his two fingers start to gently stretch you, you can feel Chisaki smile into the kiss a little before it goes from 'romantic exploring' into a creature of teeth and tongue and lots of purring from you both.

Unfortunately, Chisaki knows that you still need prepping, and as much as he enjoys the savage kiss, he separates to let you breathe and whimper and mewl as he continues to stretch you. (Both of you think this is taking a while, but this hasn't even been ten minutes since your butt hit his mattress.)

You surprise him when you nip his ear, but he happily turns your head and sucks on the tender skin underneath one of yours, returning you to the panting, mewling puddle. Your slick has surged so many times, his entire hand is covered up to his wrist, and he hasn't even gotten knuckle-deep yet.

"Such a messy Omega, (Y/N), look at what your naughty cunt has done to my hand." Chisaki purrs absolute filth into your ear, and your eyes roll slightly as you let out a porn star-worthy moan, his hips grind up against you exposed inner thigh roughly as he lets out a possessive growl. "Tell me, my messy Omega, who's making you so wet?"

"You, Chisaki, you are, Alpha!" You mewl, he slips a third finger in, starting to actually move deeper into you as you moan again, he happily continues to dirty-talk in your ear, telling you that this would have happened a lot sooner if you had told him that you were an Omega, he would have gladly bent his little nanny over his desk anytime. Or maybe he should've made you Present yourself to him, without any pesky suppressants to quell your scent, then he would've seen what a messy little cunt that hide itself in such a clean, proper suit would've been capable of.

Or maybe he should open the door, let the entire base hear you get railed.

You dissolve under him, not realizing that he's dissolving right with you, pulling his head closer to you as he finally extracts his fingers and simply Overhauls the rest of his clothes off. (Speaking of, where are your shoes? You swore you had them on in the hall, but your feet are bare now.)

"(Y/N), this may sting." Chisaki whispers into your ear, his head nudging your entrance gently, you tuck your face into his neck tightly, but you aren't afraid, simply nervous.

It does sting, but only enough to make you gasp a little, and that gasp is mostly from shock at Chisaki's sheer size. His girth and length were both big, and while he knows you've never had an Alpha before, this still made his already huge ego blimp.

"Chisaki, Alpha, you're huge." You pant into his neck, he struggles to fit himself into you, and you can feel the veins throbbing against your walls as he slowly sinks in, inch by inch, and you mewl once he reaches your G-spot. You pant against his skin as he slowly bottoms out in you, you can feel him twitching inside of you, but you were seeing stars anyway. "A-Alpha-"

"Sh, (Y/N), you need to adjust, Omega." He purrs into your ear, but his cock twitches strongly inside you at the thought of wrecking you severely, to where no man or Alpha could ever satisfy you again. "You're like a vice, Omega, you're squeezing me so tightly. What will happen when I blow my knot, hm? You're so small, I could break you in half with it."

You let out a sinful noise that Chisaki can barely recognize as an orgasm as you sink your teeth into his neck a little. You wrap your legs around his slim waist, anchoring him to you as your walls try to milk him through your orgasm.

"I can't wait for that sound to be my name, to hear you scream so hard the walls rattle-" This kick-starts his dirty-talk again as you slowly calm down, occasionally he shifts his hips, stimulating you just enough for you to know he's teasing you again. You actually clamp down on him and he buries his face in your shoulder with a groan that could make millions, and he slowly grinds against you.

"Naughty Omega, you naughty, naughty Omega." He rumbles from your shoulder, you pant happily in his ear, every deep, slow roll of his hip making you see stars all over again. "I should punish you for that, you naughty thing."

"Then punish me." You pant in his ear, the lick up the shell of it as he groans again, pushing a little harder against you this roll, "Punish me Alpha, make me regret teasing you."

Chisaki rumbles, he drags his hips out, and you expect another languid roll that hits all the right places, but he slams into you like a bullet-train instead.

You try to gasp in surprise, but he smirks against you skin, and that is the only warning you have before he starts pistoning his hips into yours at barely-human speeds.

"Gladly, Omega."

~

You open your eyes, sprawled out across Ch-Kai's chest, your face nuzzled under his chin softly as he continues to sleep while fully sheathed in you. You blink slowly and lazily a few times, trying to remember what day it is, and yawn quietly as you ponder. Kai shifts under you slightly as he stirs, you gently press your face back into the comfortable position you two had.

"How long have you been awake, (Y/N)?" He purrs at you, gently nuzzling you back as you yawn quietly against his throat. "Not long, sleepy-head?"

"Of course not, or I would've brought food." You sit up a little, your fresh Mating Mark stinging slightly as part of the coverlet falls off that shoulder. Kai gently licks it, you hum and kiss the side of his face gently. "If my math is right, today is Kurono's turn to make breakfast, he usually does something simple, like Omurice."

"Yes, but breakfast requires getting out of bed." Kai mutters, gently pulling you back down on his chest, you muffle a laugh at him as he settles his chin on the top of your head. "What? Eri was right when she called you the perfect cuddle-partner, as it turns out."

[yanderenightmare]

Hi I have no idea if requests are open, but how would our yandere boys (of your choosing) react when their come home to their pets wearing their hero/villain outfits? I know many of them would be amused, but I feel since they're each a different type of yandere they'd have a various dark thoughts.

yandere ! BNHA thirsts

goodiebag WARNINGS: nsfw, dubcon/noncon, profanity, dumbification, condescension, degradation, FLUFF, obsession

BAKUGO KATSUKI - KACHAN

She looks like a little ninja in that mask. She wasn’t able to put any of the other things on because of the sheer size of them compared to her. She wouldn’t really ever call herself petite, given she’s a clumsy mess, but standing next to Bakugo, it’s safe to say she felt like a mouse next to a bear. And though she was standing in his great big boots, swimming in them, the mask was the only thing that fit. Resulting in her standing there, in her underwear, in his massive black heavy combat-boots and his menacing black mask.

Scratch the first note. She looked, briefly, like a ninja in that mask, but as she noticed him lurking in the threshold of the door, she made the mistake of trying to jump like the skittish bunny she is, her feet caught in the trap of his shoes and tripping before she could catch herself, all graceless and clumsy and not at all like any ninja. No worries though, seeing how Katsuki’s quick on his feet, she was never even close to hitting the floor before she was hugged tightly to his chest.

He’s amused, it’s the first thing she notices, that great big sun-swallowing grin stretched on his face, the gleaming glint in his eyes, so bright she’s forced to giggle in her unbalanced yet secured embrace. She looks like a little rookie sidekick, in desperate need to learn a thing or two from him, or an amateur cat-burglar who thought she could poach one or two things from him, caught red-handed, trapped. He can already feel his dick perking, twitching in his sweats, growing warm and heavy just at the sight of her stupid giddy smile. She’s only wearing his fucking mask, but holy fuck, why does she have to be so fucking cute all the goddamn time?

TAKAMI KEIGO - HAWKS

She doesn’t often think about how much bigger Keigo is than her. Sure, she knows it, he’s bigger, taller, stronger, faster, but they’re not facts he opts to make abundantly clear. Keigo is like a child more often than not, he’s ridiculous, pouty, petty, always pulling pranks, cracking jokes through sarcasm and a sly smile, where other times he’s just a horny spaz. He’s not really one to exert dominance, not really a personality that screams alpha. Yet, as she treads on his suede flight jacket, she realizes just how small she is in comparison to his lean frame.

They were fresh out of the shower, towel wrapped around her to dry, Keigo still in front of the mirror fixing his hair to look neatly disheveled, but as she stepped out, leaving Keigo to his vain antics in the bathroom, she caught eye of something that would be way more comfortable than her towel. The fur was stupid soft, and warm, and smelt so undeniably like Keigo, and felt really nice against her sensitive ripe raw skin after having been taken by her wild animal in the shower for hours.

She was so lost with her eyes closed, holding onto the feeling of the softness wrapped around her to even notice Keigo leaning in the threshold of the bathroom-door. His deep chuckle brought her back to reality fast enough though. Drowsy blissed eyes looking to his amused ones, smile stretched into a toothy smirk at the sight of her cuddling with his hero-jacket. She shouldn’t be surprised to find herself tackled to the bed. He had a towel wrapped around his torso, but it fell to the ground in the tackle, naked body pressed against her nude frame, warm flesh and the softness of the fur, his darling giggling at his absurdity as he peppers kisses down the valley between her breasts.

MIDORIYA IZUKU - DEKU

Seeing her in that bunny-mask alone is enough to spark an obsession, no mind to the boots and gloves. The hero-costume is supposed to act disarming to the public, given how bunnies are a sign of good-luck and seem cuddly and cute and not at all like they could have your skin and flesh ripped from your bones with the mere flick of a wrist. But his darling is just that, isn’t she? A harmless little ball of sweet precious softness. This brittle breakable dainty little thing, flimsy and frail and feeble and all his. Safe to say he fucked her stupid that night, had her seated on his lap, hopping up and down the length of his cock like a precious little bunny for hours.

He doesn’t care much for the rest of the outfit, but he does take it upon himself to buy a series of other bunny-inspired accessories. Cute ears in all shapes, both large and pointy, and short and strutting, as well as long floppy ones. She looks so precious, what with that adorable fluffy pompom tail behind her, so chaste and innocent looking despite the sheer lace and mesh of the lingerie, leaving all her tender bits on display for him. Especially cute with those fluffy handcuffs around her wrists, and that slightly anxious look on her face as he completes the outfit with a collar around her throat and a leash trailing to his hand.

His little pet, she looks like such a playboy picture, placed so perfectly on his bed, large pillows placed around her, other bunnies in the form of stuffed animals, such a pristine cotton-flavored pastel-hued paradise, all for him to destroy with those hands of his and those teeth and that dirty depraved mind.

CHISAKI KAI – OVERHAUL

He doesn’t usually appreciate being made fun of, but when his darling clasped on his plague-mask, opting to intimidate him with the most calculating stare she could manage, he couldn’t help but crack a smile. And when she drummed her white-gloved-fingers up his chest, climbing to sit in his lap, eyes still holding his gaze with a witch’s spell, her voice the most ominous rust she could muster, telling him how she could destroy him with one mere measly touch, mocking him so much so he didn’t need to see under the mask to know how wide she’s smirking, he’s livid with thrill, only barely holding himself together, hanging onto every single movement she made.

He hadn’t known he was such a narcissist, but he had to admit seeing his darling in his moss-green bomber-jacket, large enough to reach under her ass, hiding her body like a tease with indigo-fur splayed thickly around her shoulders and up around her ears, nestling her head that had his mask protruding like a bird-beak out towards him, that tantalizing look in her eyes, it was turning him on, madly so, he could barely sit down as her hands, clad in his surgical gloves, danced up to undo the zipper to the jacket in one agonizingly slow movement, only to reveal she wasn’t wearing anything but his white tie. He was about to lose it.

He pounces, like a vulture, mask thrown to some unknown corner of the room, her body pressed firmly into the mattress, tie used as a collar and leash as he presses his firm lips into her pillowy ones, kissing with desperation, with hunger, with need. Hands so harsh in their worship, grabbing onto her, pushing her knees apart, granting access to the tempel between her legs, where he can plant even more kisses.

AIZAWA SHOTA - ERASURHEAD

He’s seen her tangled up in his scarf more times than he’s seen her with clothes on, but as a capture-weapon it’s been unwillingly and meant to immobilize and secure her more than comfort her. Most times she’d whine when being handicapped by the tight bondage, looking like a kitten who’s managed to tangle herself up in a ball of yarn, but now she’s wrapping it around her naked body like a blanket, cuddling with the tresses, head sunken inside the nest laid thickly around her shoulders, hanging off and falling around her bare arms and breasts.

It reminds him of Halloween. A poor attempt at trying to look scary, wrapping herself in like a mummy, or trying to pass as some wraith, or as though having bandaged cuts and bruises, meant to look so scary but not at all able to hide how she’s simply a small adorable little soft cuddly kitten, incapable of achieving anything remotely scary-looking. He scoffs and grins as he looks down at her, needing to touch what ridiculous display she’s conjured and intertwined herself in.

She threw her head back with a strange smile on her face, trying to imitate him, stopping him in his pursuit of grabbing her as he had to slap his face with a groan, a smile forcing itself up on his own face at the feel of his heart warming, throbbing, in his chest, butterflies causing a ruckus in his stomach. How he wished he could digest those feelings, stomach acid melting the wings of those bothersome insects. He doesn’t have the time for such pleasantries, but his darling doesn’t seem to mind being a distraction whatsoever. She should know... there are consequences for being such a little tease.

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Masterlist

 Prompt List

Hunter x Hunter:

Main Four:

Gon: Annoyed Darling, Darling Having a Hysterectomy, Walks in on Darling, Family HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Escapist Darling HC, Poly!Main Four HC, Gon and Poly!Gon+Killua HC, Poly!Gon and Killua w/Escapist Darling, 

Killua: Drabbles | 2 |

Annoyed Darling, Darling Having a Hysterectomy, Walks in on Darling, Family HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Escapist Darling HC, Poly!Main Four HC, Killua and Poly!Gon+Killua HC, Poly!Gon and Killua w/Escapist Darling, Killua w/Assassin Darling,

Leorio: Emotionless Daughter HC, Annoyed Darling, Darling Having a Hysterectomy, Walks in on Darling, Family HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Escapist Darling HC, Poly!Main Four HC, Poly!Kurapika and Leorio w/Escapist Darling, Leorio and Poly!Kurapika+Leorio HC,  Poly!Kurapika Escapist S/O Now Nen User,

Kurapika: Drabbles | 13 | | Finds Darling at the Mall |

 Stronger Yandere Rival HC,  Darling Sends Nudes HC, Kurapika’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Kurta Survivor Darling, Emotionless Daughter HC, Annoyed Darling, Darling Having a Hysterectomy, Walks in on Darling, Poly!Illumi and Kurapika HC, Family HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Darling Disappears HC, Escapist Darling HC, Poly!Main Four HC, Poly!Kurapika and Leorio w/Escapist Darling, Kurapika and Poly!Kurapika+Leorio HC, Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Escapist Tricking Darling, Escapist Darling w/Youngest Child, Poly!Leorio Escapist S/O Now Nen User, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Kurapika w/Self-Harming Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume, OG Spider Darling,

Adult Trio + Glitter Rat:

Hisoka: Drabbles | 13 | | 49 |

Darling w/Teleporting Nen, Hisoka’s Type, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Gullible Darling, Poly!Adult!Trio w/Escapist Darling, Poly!Hisoka and Illumi w/Escapist Darling, Platonic HC, Platonic Reader Accidentally Says Mom/Dad/Big Brother, Platonic Reader w/Southern Accent, Omegaverse (ABO) General HC, 

Illumi: Drabbles | 44 |

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Darling w/Teleporting Nen, Illumi’s Type,  Small Boobs HC, Blind Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Darling w/Small Hands, Poly!Illumi and Kurapika HC, Cuddle HC, Poly!Adult!Trio w/Escapist Darling, Poly!Hisoka and Illumi w/Escapist Darling, Milluki and Illumi Sharing a Darling | Pt 2 HC | | Pt 3 |, Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Silva w/Illumi’s Darling, Plantoic HC, Platonic Reader Accidentally Says Mom/Dad/Big Brother, Platonic Reader w/Southern Accent, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume, Omegaverse (ABO) General HC,

Chrollo: Chrollo + PT | Teaser/Part 1 | Part 2 |

Drabbles | 27+32 | | 22 | | 40 |

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Darling w/Teleporting Nen, Chrollo’s Type, Darling Sad By Death, Small Boobs HC, Blind Darling HC, Illiterate Darling HC, Escapist Darling w/Three y/o, Kurta Survivor Darling, Gullible Darling, Vampire Darling, Darling Being Cute, Darling Focusing On Kullato HC, Cuddle HC, Poly!Adult!Trio w/Escapist Darling, No Nut November HC, Little Sister (Platonic), Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie, Darling in a Bunny Costume, Omegaverse (ABO) General HC,

Pariston: Drabbles | 46 |

Zoldyck:

Silva: Silva’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Blind Darling HC, Darling w/Small Hands, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Kikyo+Silva Share a Darling, Silva w/Illumi’s Darling, Platonic Reader Accidentally Says Mom/Dad/Big Brother, Platonic Reader w/Southern Accent, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume,

Kikyo: General HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Kikyo+Silva Share a Darling, Platonic HC, Platonic Reader Accidentally Says Mom/Dad/Big Brother,  Platonic Reader w/Southern Accent, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Milluki:  Darling w/Small Hands, Milluki and Illumi Sharing a Darling | Pt 2 HC | | Pt 3 |,  Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume,

Kullato: General HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie

Alluka: Aged!Up General HC,

Greed Island:

Razor: Wearing Their Shirt HC, 

Bisky: Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

Phantom Troupe:

Uvogin: Tatooed | Pt 1 | | Pt 2 |

Drabbles | 22 | | 22 | | 27 | | 2 | | 32 |

Husband HC, Uvogin’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Wearing Their Shirt HC, Darling w/Small Hands, Gullible Darling, Poly!Uvo and Shal w/Artist Darling, Cuddle HC, Little Sister (Platonic),

Phinks: Drabbles | 17+19 | | 6 | | 36 | 

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Blind Darling HC, Wearing Their Shirt HC,  Darling w/Small Hands, General HC, Phinks’Type, Ticklish s/o,

Feitan:  Drabbles | 39 |

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Feitan’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Blind Darling HC, General HC,  No Nut November HC, Darling w/Tickle Kink, Escapist Tricking Darling, Sadistic Darling Wants Therapy, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie, Ticklish s/o,

Shalnark: Drabbles | Random | | 12 |

Darling Sends Nudes HC, Shalnark’s Type, Small Boobs HC, Poly!Uvo and Shal w/Artist Darling, Kidnapped (And Coming Along) Darling, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Escapist Tricking Darling,

Pakunoda:  Darling Sends Nudes HC, Blind Darling HC, Little Sister (Platonic), Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Franklin: Darling w/Small Hands

Shizuku: Shisuku’s Type

Machi: Kidnapped (And Coming Along) Darling, Little Sister (Platonic),

Nobunaga: Drabbles | 21+15 |

York New: 

Neon: Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

Chimera Ants:

Meruem: Drabbles | 19 |

Dear Human | Pt 1 (NSFW)|

Would They Change Their Darling HC, Emotionless Daughter HC, Darling Disappears HC, Stronger Yandere Rival HC, Meruem HC, Extermination Team Darling

Shaiapouf: Shaia HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Darling w/Nen Wings, Poly!Pitou + Shaiapouf,

Methuthuyoupi: Darling w/Small Hands Youpi HC,

Neferpitou: Darling w/Small Hands, Pitou HC, Kidnapped (And Coming Along) Darling, Poly!Pitou + Shaiapouf,

Zazan: Zazan HC

Colt: Colt HC

Chimera Ant Queen: Chimera Ant Queen HC,  

My Hero Academia:

Villains:

All For One: Sweet healer | Pt 1 (NSFW)|

League Of Villians: 

Dabi: Dabi’s Type, Seeing Darling in Lingerie,

Shigaraki: No Nut November HC, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie, Darling in a Bunny Costume, 

Mr. Compress: Seeing Darling in Lingerie,

Kurogiri: Seeing Darling in Lingerie,

Shie Hassaikai:

Kai Chisaki (Overhaul): Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Hari Kurono (Chronostasis): Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Toya Setsuno:  Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Clumsy Darling, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume, 

Upperclassmen:

Tamaki Amajiki (Suneater): Kidnaped (Coming Around) Darling, No Nut November HC, Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Darling in a Bunny Costume,

Pro Heroes:

Enji Todoroki (Endeavor): Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

Shota Aizawa (Eraserhead): Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

All Might (Toshinori Yagi): Darling in a Bunny Costume,

Hawks: Seeing Darling in Lingerie,

Class 1-A:

Kirishima: Kinks Secret and Lingerie

Shinsou: Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling, Biggest Kinks + Dirty Secret + Favorite Lingerie,

Class 1-B:

Monoma: Kinks Secret and Lingerie, Winter/Christmas/Other Holidays w/Darling,

Mortal Kombat:

Outworld: 

Kotal Kahn: Memories of a Kahn, 

Shinnok: Then and Now,

Stand Alone Fan Fiction:

Stuck at a StandStill: 

Prologue (Before We Begin), Chapter 1 (Three, Two, One, Begin), Chapter 2 (Test to Stay), Chapter 3 (Day Two),

Q and A:

Q/A: 

Alpha and Omega, What I Write/Don’t Write, How Did I Get Into HxH and Writing, Is There  Limit to The Amount Of Requests, Who is My Favorite HxH Character, Do I write LGBT+, Are Meek Readers Cliche, Want to Talk? Let’s Talk, Do I Write Character x Yandere!Reader, Do I write Au’s, A Little Writing Advice, How do I organize my asks, How far do I go with NSFW, What are my pronouns, What can you call me, Who I would probably befriend in HxH, 

[safaia-47]

Gojo Satoru Diaries - Food tastes better with friends

I didn't start teaching Safaia-chan and Ryuuga-kun right away. I had been occupied for two weeks straight because curses have been flooding in since spring started. I'm just glad I cleared most of them before their party. Another reason I didn't start right away was that I wanted them to get used to their new classes. It's their senior year I want them to be able to enjoy their last year of high school.

I even had time for Megumi and Tsumiki-chan entrance ceremony pictures. I was kind of late showing up for their ceremony, Tsumiki-chan was so excited when I showed up. I think she thought I wasn't going to come, I have barely been able to come home early for them lately. Megumi just put up an act like he didn't care that I showed up, but when we took pictures I saw his face get red. Little man can't even express his feelings for me. When we took the pictures with Megumi I made bunny ears behind his head. He got so angry that he nearly took my head off. Ehehehe

I decided to mail her asking when is a good time for both of them to start learning about curse energy. She told me this weekend should be good. That's when I made up my mind to teleport to Fuji city, instead of driving there. It's better to show them some of my abilities instead of hiding them if I'm going to be their teacher. Ehehehe I should scare her by teleporting behind her. I smirked to myself and got dressed in a grey-blue jacket, white undershirt, jeans, and white sneakers, and got ready to leave the apartment that I share with the kids.

"You're the man of the house while I'm gone Megumi-chan." I ruffle his hair as tell him. He tries to push my hand awhile from his already messy hair.

"Where are you going, Mr. Gojo?" Tsumiki-chan asked me as she turned around from watching her Saturday cartoons.

"Yes, I'm going to help train some new students that I discovered just recently. They show great promise, just like Megumi-chan!" I answered her and tried pulling on the poor boy's cheek.

"That's so cool! Are taking Megumi-chan too?!" She asked again completely ignoring the yellow electric creature on screen. I guess it wouldn't be a problem taking Megumi. I'll be killing two birds with one stone. Safaia-chan will be bringing the cake that I asked for, I'm sure she wouldn't mind sharing. I hope she would love to meet them as well.

"That's a great idea! You guys can meet the children of the pâtissière that made those tasty macarons. Oh, remember pâtissière is a feminine version of pastry chefs. And her daughter is making a cake for me since I graduated from Jujutsu technical college. I guess I can share with you guys." I bend down to her level. "Would you like to come Tsumiki-chan?"

Her eyes lit up and grinned "Yes!" She yelled.

"Kay now let's get ready, I'll teleport us there," I explain as I ruffle her hair and stand back up. As they were getting dressed, I mailed her asking if she didn't mind if Megumi-chan and Tsumiki-chan could come. She mails back that it was perfect, the more the merrier. I felt so relieved that she said it was okay. I'm glad she wants to meet them.

"We're done, Mr. Gojo." I look down at her from mailing Safaia-chan and noticed her cute soiled white sunflower pattern dress and white open-toe sandals. This is one of the many dresses and shoes that I bought her since I took them under my wing. I noticed she was growing out of her clothes or they were looking worse for wear.

"You look really pretty Tsumiki-chan. I'm happy you like the dress." She blushed as I picked her up.

"Thank you, Mr. Gojo." She tries to hide her blush away from me. I turn to see Megumi dressed in a dark blue shirt with a big Gabumon design on the front, black shorts, and dark blue shoes.

"Don't you look pretty Megumi-chan." I mocked him as I tried to kiss his cheek.

"Stay away from me old man and stop calling me Megumi-chan. I'm not pretty." He looks up at me and glares.

"Of course your pretty Megumi-chan. Boys can be called pretty too. Look at me I'm pretty" I ignore him correcting me and bend down to pick him up. "Remember to be nice," I told them as I teleport us to Fuji city.

I teleport to us close to the beach where Safaia-chan and I talked. "We're here everyone!" I said as I put them down because Megumi was fighting me to climb down. "So mean." He didn't care it was written all over his face.

"Where are your students, Mr. Gojo? I don't see them. She questioned as she looked around walking towards the beach.

"We're early since I teleported here. They're still preparing the cake so they can safely deliver it to us." I answered. "We're having red velvet cake. It's going to be fantastically delicious, I can't wait to eat it." I demonstrate by rubbing my belly.

"You said the pâtissières daughter is making the cake. Are you sure she can bake? We only taste her mother baking then, so how do you know she can bake?" He negatively asked.

"Hey hey now we haven't even eaten it yet. Be nice if you don't like it, tell her nicely. Who knows she might be an amazing pâtissière." I corrected him.

"Yeah be nice Megumi-chan, she made us a cake. We should be very grateful." She says with drool dripping down her mouth and her stomach growling.

"You're just answering with your noisy stomach." He said with a smirk. She blushed as she held her stomach in embarrassment.

"I'm sure they'll be here with the cake soon. Hey, there's the beach! The last one there is a mean Megumi-chan!" I started to run away from them to the beach. Followed by feet running behind me.

"I don't want to be mean Megumi-chan!" Tsumiki-chan yelled, running away from him.

"Hey, I'm not being mean, I'm being realistic!" He hollered out. Ehehehe I beat them there obviously followed by Tsumiki then Megumi.

"Better luck next time buddy." I ruffle his hair and give Tsumiki her second-place prize, a seashell.

"It's so pretty thank you, Mr. Gojo." She thanked me as she admired the new shell she got.

"You're welcome Tsumiki-chan." We did get there a lot early so we played on the beach waiting for them to show up. In between playing with them in the sand, I mail her that we're here. She sounded surprised since we got here so fast and I told her I'll tell you guys my secret when they come.

Fifteen minutes go by, and here they are holding two baskets. Ryuuga-kun wore a lightweight light blue hoodie, black shorts, and black sneakers with blue shoelaces. Next to him was Safaia-chan dressed in a purple seashell star pearl pattern spaghetti strap dress with a dainty belt, and it ended at calf-length. On her shoulders sat a light pink lightweight button sweater. And wore white sneakers with pink accents. Her curly hair was styled in a half-up ponytail with a purple scrunchie. Going throughout her ponytail were sea stars and shell's shape barrettes. Her curly fringe hair was a frame to the left side of her face, with the rest pulled back leaving her forehead showing.

'She's beautiful' was the only thing running through my mind. I like how she always dresses for herself and how unapologetic she is. Her stunning hair could pull off any hairstyle. When I ruffle her hair to tease her, I get the chance to feel her lovely soft scarlet hair. I wonder what it would feel like if I run my fingers through that gorgeous hair.

'What the hell am I thinking about! She's a friend, don't be weird, Satoru!' I scream at myself.

"Yo Ryuuga-kun, Yo Safaia-chan, glad you could come to my very first class and you're already tardy. For shame." I cross my arms pretending to be upset.

Ryuuga-kun laughed and said, "Awww we're sorry Gojo-sensei we were coming as fast as we can."

"Gojo-sensei came too early for class. I thought you take longer to show up. I'm sorry for keeping you guys waiting. But I bought food and cake so I hope you'll please forgive me." She showed the basket filled with food. "Oh, is this Tsumiki-chan and Megumi-chan I heard so much about?" She peeks behind me to see the kids looking behind my legs.

"Yep, this is Fushiguro Tsumiki and Fushiguro Megumi. Funny name for a boy right?" Megumi pinched my leg as I said that. "Owwww Megumi-chan. Well, kids, these guys are my new students Amagi Ryuuga and Amagi Safaia." I introduced everyone.

"It's nice to meet you Amagi Ryuuga and Safaia. Amagi-chan is very beautiful and Amagi-san is very handsome." Tsumiki complimented the twins.

"Hello, Amagi-chan and Amagi-san. It's nice to meet you." Megumi greeted them.

"Hey, guys it's nice to meet you. I'm looking forward to working together. Thank you and you looked pretty too." Ryuuga-kun says and shakes hands their hands.

"Hi, it's so nice to finally meet you guys. Thank you Tsumiki-chan, you guys are just so adorable. Don't worry about him Megumi-chan, you have a magnificent name. Blessing or grace whoever gave you that name wishes your life would be a blessing for you. I think that's a lovely name to have, boy or girl." She gave him that gentle smile that I know too well. My chest tightens a little.

"See Megumi-chan I told you, your name is pretty." Tsumiki wholeheartedly agrees with her.

He looked off to the side so he didn't meet her eye but he mumbled: "Thank You Amagi-san." His ear turns red.

"Hey, little man there's nothing to be worried about. Your name is fine." Ryuuga bend down and gave him a thumbs up.

"Awww I didn't mean to hurt your feelings Megumi. I was just teasing you, sea urchin. See like that." I teased him again while playing with his hair.

"Cut it out Gojo-kun you big bully." She pouted at me. So cute.

Ehehehe "Me bully never." I defend myself and they all looked at me like I grew a second head.

"Hey don't gang up on me. If we're going gang up on anybody let's gang up on that cake. It needs to be eaten. Gimme gimme." I reach out my hands.

"Oh please, can we eat the cake now Amagi-chan? Tsumiki asked with big pleading eyes.

"Why of course but I also brought food since it's lunchtime. I made kara-age, tamagoyaki, korokke, onigiri, edamame, sunomono, and rice. I wasn't sure what you guys like but I hope you like it. I'm glad you mailed me before coming so I made more for everyone to enjoy." She looked at me. I was afraid she would break her neck looking up at me so I sat down with the kids helping roll out the blanket.

"Safaia prepared everything last night minus the cake which already had been done. She was darting this way that way in the kitchen. What I'm trying to say is that she worked hard on this. I hope you guys like it." Ryuuga-kun says as he helps her lay out the food, cake, and drinks.

"Everything smells delicious and I see your hard work." I smile at her.

"This smells good." Tsumiki is drooling again and Megumi nods agreeing.

"Thank you. I hope it tastes good now." She thanked us while finishing up setting out the food. "Okie dokie everything ready."

We join our hands together in front of our chests and say "Itadakimasu!"

I ate everything given to me; it was so good. It was way better than the food from my family home. "This is mouthwatering good Safaia-chan. Be my housewife."

"Nooooo she can't be a housewife yet. She is still too young. You can't take her away, she has to feed me." Her brother whined.

"So are you protecting me or just trying to get free food for the rest of your life?" She questioned him.

"Both," He said while reaching for the cake.

Megumi tugged on her dress "It was excellent Amagi-chan. I like the korokke."

"Yes, it was perfect Amagi-chan." Tsumiki said rubbing her new pot belly.

"Thank you all so much." She grins with her eyes becoming crescents moons eyes.

"Now onto the main part," Ryuuga handed out the cake to everyone and the milk that goes with it. "Red velvet cake and sheep milk."

"Sheep milk?" Tsumiki-chan questioned when she got her bottle of sheep milk.

"Yes, it's really good for you, and I didn't know if you guys were lactose intolerant. Sheep milk doesn't cause people to get sick. Also, sheep milk has way more nutrients compared to cow milk. Sheep are made from an A2 variant that's good for the digestive system. While cows have A1. But they're some cows that are good for your digestive don't get more wrong. You can make an informed choice when you get older. Plus, I like the taste of sheep milk.

"Oh, really is that the reason why people don't like milk. I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me. I feel smarter." I praise her.

"I'm glad you listen to my rambling about sheep milk." She smiled but this was a weaker smile compared to before.

"It's not rambling, it was very helpful. I got to learn something that I didn't know today. What's wrong with you talking about something you are passionate about. Don't worry about it, we didn't mind."

"Amagi-chan seems a whole lot smarter than Gojo." Megumi tries to comfort you and everyone laughs at me.

"Hey! That's Gojo-sensei to you!" I yelled as a fake cry. "No respect for your sensei."

She giggles and a brighter smile appears on her face. "I'm sure you feel better if you eat your cake Gojo-kun. Eating something sweet helps fuel your brain."

"You're so right Safaia-chan!" I cried out as I ate my slice of red velvet cake.

"This cake reminds me of Amagi-chan hair." Tsumiki humm to herself as she eats.

We talked as we finished eating the cake I found out Safaia-chan innate technique is (Stellar) Plasma Manipulation. Ryuuga-kun innate technique is Lunar Manipulation. I found out he has a shikigami, named Ryūjin. I told them I got here so fast because my abilities allow me to be able to use teleportation. I explained that when I got home from their party, I drove some and then teleported the rest of the way back home.

"That's incredible you can teleport that far of distance. Don't you get tired?" She asked me. I told her no because my eyes help refresh curse energy. Then the conversation changed to kids going to school. Safaia-chan asked them if they are making any friends or what subjects they are interested in. The cake was delightful both soft and moist.

"Eating with new friends tastes better," Safaia-chan says in a sing-song voice as I got my third slice of cake. I looked up at her listening to the kids talk. It's been a while since I heard those words. I miss eating with him.

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Did something cute for Floyd's first father's day with Mido! 🥺🥺🥺 Chaos fam owns my whole frickin life. No warnings 1700 words

Floyds hands searched the cold sheets where he’d normally find his wife and daughter sleeping and let out a groan. It was father’s day and they’d left without even waking him up to say good morning. He rolled in bed pouting hoping they would come back, but after half an hour decided to go look for them himself. He didn’t want to spend the day alone, that wouldn’t be any fun at all. He picked a tshirt off the floor and smelled it, he’d only worn it a few times so it was perfectly fine to wear again, the stains on the front barely visible. 

The door creaked loudly as he opened it, startling one of the castle staff as he cleaned.

“Good morning Leech-san” he nodded, continuing to dust the ornate frames that adorned the walls. 

“Do you know where Yoru and Mido went?” 

The man shook his head with an apology, bowing slightly before moving along down the corridor. A grin crept across Floyd’s face, maybe they’d disappeared to set up a game of hide and seek. He had always liked to chase them. Floyd laughed and took off running down the hall towards the library. Yoru was fond of books, back at NRC he’d found her hidey hole on top of the shelves and crashed her study sessions often. She was probably teaching Mido the best way to hide amongst the stacks. When he arrived it was silent, as a library normally was. He spied the boring bunny girl from Yoru’s old school at one of the tables and ignored her. Mido wasn’t capable of staying quiet this long, they weren’t here. He tore off down the hallway again, the library door closing quietly on it’s hushed frame. 

“Aha!” He shouted, throwing open the door to the aviary, frightened birds flying from their perches indignantly. No Yoru or Mido here either, if they were surely Mido would have cheered at the flight of so many birds at once. He stopped for a moment in the doorway as the birds slowly returned to their places, grinning once more. He knew where they’d be. 

Floyd heard them before he saw them as he crept quietly down the hallway to the kitchen. 

“Hey Mido-chan, do you think your papa will want some of these?” a dry shake of some sort of ingredient rattled in it’s container.

“YAAAAAAA!!!!” a wet slapping sound and a giggle. 

Yoru was facing away from him as he tiptoed into the kitchen behind her, Midori sitting on the counter, the bowl of what he assumed was breakfast in front of her as she slapped her tiny hands into it, laughing when it oozed over her tiny webbed fingers. Her eyes lit up when she saw him, and though he pressed his finger to his lips to ask her to keep his presence a secret she threw her hands in the air and shouted

“PAPA!!!!” before he could get into scaring range. Yoru turned to him with a smile, spatula in hand. She was wearing the tacky ‘kiss the cook’ apron Lilia had gotten her for Christmas and he was happy to oblige. He wrapped his arms around his wife and leaned on her, resting his chin on the top of her head. 

“Ne Yoru, I thought you went somewhere without me” he pouted, watching Midori slap the batter as hard as she could manage before plunging her arms in as deep as they would go. Yoru shook her head

“We wanted to surprise you with breakfast in bed, but these are harder to make than I thought”

Floyd looked at the counter top in front of them. Yoru had a recipe book open, the words “Pyroxene’s Pancake Perfection!” blazing across the top of the page. He scanned the ingredients list… nothing weird here that would be difficult… then looked at the counter. The regular ingredients were present, however Yoru, for whatever reason had decided to add to the recipe, despite never having successfully cooked anything without instruction. She was nearly as bad as Lilia without supervision. 

“...Yoru...did you put the whole egg in?” he asked, noticing the white flakes floating around Midori’s fingers

“Hmmm? Yea. Mido liked the crunch and how the yolk came out so I put a few in there”

“...A few?” He dropped his head beside hers to stare into her face as he teased her. “How many is a few?”

Yoru stuck her tongue out at him and placed another in the bowl in front of Midori, now screeching at the top of her lungs in excitement.

“CRUMSH! CRUMSH! CRUMSH!” Midori shouted as she crushed the egg into runny batter.

“Ahahhaha these are going to be reaaaally~ gross” Floyd chuckled, dipping a finger into the bowl. “Here, try it!” He smeared his hand across Yoru’s face with a laugh as she laughed and struggled to get free of his embrace. 

“Ooops sorry, missed your mouth, lemme try again” Floyd reached his whole hand into the bowl as Midori cheered and tried to feed Yoru a handful of the eggy batter. To his delight, some of it actually made it into her mouth, but she bit his hand so most of it slopped down her apron. 

“Oh hey! We made this for you…” Yoru struggled against Floyd, he gripped her wrists as she struggled to get handfuls of the batter to pay back the favour “You should eat it too!”

“Nah I don’t wanna, I told you they look like they’ll be gross”

“PAPA! YUMMY!” Midori laughed, pancake batter dripping from her mouth as she patted his hands with hers. She tried to stand but was unsteady on her little bird feet, the edge of the bowl wobbling as she tried to use it for balance. 

“Mido-chan~ don’t eat that kay?!” He let go of Yoru’s struggling hands and reached for her as she toppled face first into the bowl. “Hey Mido-chan, you okay?!” He pulled Midori out of the mixture, the smile on her face nearly reaching her ears. 

“WET! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” She reached for Floyd and he hugged her against the side of his face, Midori finally dealing the pancake mixture deathblow Yoru hadn’t been able to manage. She was drenched in it. It dripped off of her all over his face and hair, dripping down passed them both and landing on Yoru. The kitchen staff found the three of them laughing hysterically locked in an embrace, scooping whatever they could from the nearly empty bowl onto each other's heads. 

“Leech-san. Crowley-san. Midori-chan. We need to prepare for lunch now… would you please relocate your…” They looked in horror at the mess they had made of the kitchen “...whatever this is somewhere else. We’ll handle the cleaning, please just leave us to it” 

“WADDEBER! WADDEBER!” Midori shouted, squeezing Floyds cheeks to have him make faces at the staff

“Aha! ...You know.. Waddeber kinda sounds like water…. LET'S GO SWIMMING! COME ON!” He pulled away from Yoru and grabbed her wrist, cradling Midori to his chest as he ran out of the kitchen, dragging Yoru behind them cackling like a madman. He ran them to the lake, only letting go of Yoru’s hand when he ran to the edge of the dock and jumped, Midori still safely wrapped in his arms. Their laughter was cut off when they sunk below the surface of the water. Yoru sighed and carefully climbed down the ladder at the dock, she didn’t want to get her wings too wet otherwise they’d be damp for hours. She was one rung away from the surface when Floyd rose from the depths below her and pulled her in completely. 

“WADDER WADDER!” Midori shouted as she swam in circles around them. She’d been swimming ever since she was born and loved it. Floyd reached his hand out and caught her to wipe the remnants of their breakfast out of her hair. Yoru did the same for Floyd as he looked after their daughter. When Midori was finally pancake-batter-that-was-mostly-egg free, Floyd turned to Yoru and helped her wash the sludge out of her hair. 

“Wow Yoru, you’re really bad at eating, you got it everywhere!” She glared at him but had to suppress her grin as he scrubbed at the stubborn egg. 

“MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA” Midori shouted as she zoomed towards the pair of them, hands full of seaweed. “LOOK BREADFIST!” She placed the tendrils gently into Yoru and Floyds hands as they offered them and dived back into the lake to get more. 

“Oh. I guess we didn’t actually eat did we?” 

“Nope, oh! There’s that restaurant on main street that said they had special waffles today! We should go! I’ll get Mido!” Floyd dived under the water, surfacing seconds later with his laughing daughter on his shoulders. She had somehow dug up a clam and was trying to pry it open on his head. 

“Come on Mido-chan! Let’s go get waffles! Hold on tight!” She cheered and threw the clam back into the water with a splash, tightly wrapping her arms around his forehead to secure herself. He waited for Yoru to climb up the ladder before following behind to begin the walk to the village. They arrived at the restaurant shortly after it opened before a line had managed to form. The staff stared wide-eyed at the three of them, laughing and sopping wet, dripping water all over the ornate carpet. 

“Table for three, please” 

***

Later that evening Floyd found himself laying in bed, Midori fast asleep sprawled out across his chest. 

“Hey Yoru?” He hummed quietly as she joined them in bed. 

“Hmmm?” She cuddled against him with her head on his shoulder, her hand draped across his chest to hold onto Midori’s tiny hand. 

“Today was really fun” Yoru looked up at him and smiled 

“It was. I love you, Floyd. Happy Fathers Day” She kissed him softly and settled back into the crook of his arm. He sighed happily and wrapped his hand around her waist, the other hooked around Midori’s other hand. He gazed down at his family affectionately, knowing he held the entire world in his arms. 

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Return of the Unlisted Fandom Challenge

Over in the listed fandoms the Sherlock fandom continues to eat its Wheaties. With 59 signups, they lead MCU and Star Wars (33 each), by 26 entries! Rounding out the top spots there are Teen Wolf (30), Harry Potter (27), and Good Omens (26).

But that's not what this post is about. Nope.

This post is about bringing back the Unlisted Fandoms Challenge.

At stake: ultimate bragging rights for the power of your fandom. Which write-in fandom will end up having the highest number of contributors sign up to create works for it? Who will duke it out for the top spot this year? Who will triumph?

To get the challenge started, we’re sharing the complete list of write-in fandoms (102 so far!), and the number of contributors who’ve signed up to work in those fandom spaces. You can find it at the bottom of this post, below the cut. We’ll post daily updates of the list of all the fandoms with 2 or more signups through the weekend, then we’ll post the whole list again on Monday so you can see any new fandoms that have been written in - and still have time to sign up and write in your fandom!

Is your fandom not on the dropdown list? Write it in! Is your fandom not (yet) in this ‘Unlisted Fandom’ list? Write it in when you sign up to create for the auction!

The full list of write-in fandoms, ranked from most signups so far to least, is….

6  Gundam Wing 5  9–1–1 4  Bridgerton 4  Carmen Sandiego (Netflix) 4  Sanders Sides 3  Attack on titan 3  Diamond no Ace 3  Genshin Impact 3  Lucifer (TV) 3  Stand Still Stay Silent 3  YuGiOh 2  A Redtail's Dream 2  Assassin's Creed 2  Black Sails 2  Cyberpunk 2077 2  Imperial Radch 2  Ling Qi/Spiritpact 2  Pirates of the Caribbean (films) 2  Rusty Quill Gaming 2  Suits 2  The Losers 2  The Maze Runner 1  Ace Attorney 1  Angel Sanctuary 1  Babylon 5 1  bastion 1  Benjamin January Series 1  Billabong Books - Mary Grant Bruce 1  Campaign: Skyjacks 1  Cherry Magic / 30sai made dotei dato mahoutsukai ni n narerurashii 1  Chicago Fire 1  Chilling Adventures of Sabrina 1  Cobra Kai 1  Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson 1  CSI: Miami 1  Cut High Earth Defense Club (any season) 1  Daiya no A 1  Danganronpa 1  Death Note 1  Destiny 2 1  Devil May Cry 1  Dimension 20 1  Discworld 1  Dragonriders of Pern 1  Fallout 1  Georgette Heyer - Romance Novels 1  Grimm TV 1  Hilda (TV series) 1  Horizon Zero Dawn 1  Identity V 1  IDOLiSH7 1  Into the Spiderverse 1  Ivanhoe 1  Jeeves and Wooster 1  Jupiter Ascending 1  La Casa de Papel 1  Lupin the 3rd 1  Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019) 1  Movie fandoms 1  mushishi 1  Nancy Drew games 1  Newsies 1  Pandora Hearts 1  Persona 5 1  Phandom 1  Pokemon 1  Pretty Little Liars 1  Prodigal Son 1  Ranger's Apprentice 1  Resident Evil (Video Games) 1  Rhink 1  Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch (series) 1  Robin Hood BBC 1  Rookie Historian: Goo Hae-Ryung 1  RootBound 1  Sanditon (TV 2019) 1  Sarazanmai 1  SEVENTEEN 1  Shameless (US) 1  Smile For Me 1  south park 1  Speed (1994 film) 1  Star Ocean: The Second Story 1  Supergirl 1  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (any) 1  The Elder Scrolls 1  The Last of Us 1  The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel 1  The Librarians 1  The Mechanisms 1  The Mighty Boosh/Boosh RPS 1  The Murderbot Diaries 1  The Old Guard Movie RPF 1  The Rookie 1  The Starless Sea (novel) 1  The Terror (S1) 1  The Wicked and the Divine 1  Tiger and Bunny 1  Tomorrow When the War Began - John Marsden 1  Tortall 1  Warehouse 13