#Kanan Gill

[tired-yashika-core]

i fucking love stand up comedy, and i'm glad it's flourishing as an art.

[wifeymakesgifs]

KANAN GILL — Is This It?

[i-am-kind-of-lost]

Watched 'Is This It' and just. Man.

[loveindeeair]

Acts of God by @KananGill

Pretty Pages 003

09 MAY 2024

Starting this book today, curious about the kinda mischief, the creator is upto. The storage instructions for this book is wild, I need to buy a new make-up refrigerator for it, lest I offend said libro. 😅

[elif-ants]

kanan gill never beating the indian andy samberg allegations

[jiya-beqaraar-hai]

"Imaginary guys are all the same. They say they love you then they don't exist."

- Kanan Gill

[maladaptvs]

really need that chicken shop date girl to invite kanan gill because he genuinely watches her stuff and it would make me happy thanks

[oneinchbarrier]

"Grand Theft Auto 3. First time in a video game you could do anything you felt like. You can do whatever the fuck. Go steal guns. Steal a car, no worries. Can run over people. The police comes, you can kill the police. Then, they send the army, which you can also kill. And if, in the middle of that, by mistake, you die, you are just alive again. In the hospital, but without guns. Go back to stealing guns. But it was too much freedom. You can do anything, yes, but what are you supposed to do? 'Anything, go wild!' 'Yes, but what is the objective?' I looked it up and found out exactly the shit that you needed to do. Did all that, finished the game. End of the game, you get statistics --- which is how many times you've died, how many people you've killed --- and a very interesting thing called completion percentage. And it said, "Completion Percentage - 12%." 'Huh? I finished the game, that's 100%!' 'No, no, no. You've just reached the ending, but you only did 12% of all the things you could have done.' Well, fuck! What if life is like that? What if you die and go to the afterlife, and they give you a report card. 'Three percent?!' 'You didn't do any of the side missions.'"

 — Kanan Gill (Yours Sincerely, Kanan Gill | Netflix)

[enigmasandepiphanies]

is this it by kanan gill is the best stand up I have seen in a long time

[books-and-the-occasional-meme]

The first time I heard of Kanan Gill was as one half of Pretentious Movie Reviews (if you haven’t seen it yet, please, you must, it’s all on YouTube) with Biswa Kalyan Rath, who is also a comedian I greatly admire.

Anyway, on to this book: this seems like the voice is heavily inspired by Douglas Adams. And that’s a good thing. It does seem slightly self-indulgent, but some 20 pages in, I don’t mind it at all. Let’s see if I change my mind by the end.

Anyway, let’s see how it goes. Expect a report soon.

[james-stark-the-writer]

finally got around to seeing Kanan Gill's new comedy special.

a lot of truth, not as much funny as i was hoping... an ever-shrinking ouroboros. life is strawberry ice-cream and cum.

My ★★★★ review of Kanan Gill: Is This It? on Letterboxd

[afabstract]

Christmas as Usual Review - Typical Cultural hotchpotch

Jashan is excited to spend Christmas with his girlfriend Thea's family in Norway, but Thea's family isn't prepared to let a new member in. Read our review of "Christmas as Usual" starring Ida Ursin-Holm and Kanan Gill.

Meeting your partner’s family for the first time, especially if they have close to zero idea about who you are, can be daunting as hell. So when Thea invites her boyfriend Jashan to spend Christmas at her home in Norway, she leaves out a very crucial detail – her family doesn’t know he is Indian or that they are freshly engaged. Directed and written by Petter Holmsen, the 2023 movie “Christmas…

[miauwing]

college is just finally completing a paper and then there's another paper and then you complete that paper and then there's another paper and then you

[talesfrommedinastation]

My redneck neighbor Doug on the Jedi in 'The Clone Wars'

Y'all have asked, and Dr. Meat Muffin might be a disgruntled old hag that chugs too much Trader Joe’s bourbon and doodles too much subpar art, but she keeps her promises!

Just so y’all know, if you’re a major character (Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, etc) you keep your name, because it was drilled into Doug’s head over 8 seasons of Clone Wars and the movies. Everyone else, though, Doug gave up and created his own catchphrases for them.

CW: This one's not as spicy as Doug's previous rants regarding Star Wars, but y'all know if y'all know. "It'll all come out in the wash."

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Plo Koon: Ah, Shrimp Daddy. He looks like a shrimp that’s been boiled and left in the sun after a potluck. But my wife LOVES him, she says he has the nicest voice and she wishes he’d narrate some books. I loved him too, he was my favorite. That scene where he tells his clone boys in space that they’re important to him? Ah great. They should have him lead HR meetings. 

Aayla Secura: Babe-the-Blue-Jedi. They sent her away from the Temple because Yoda didn’t want that hotness distracting everyone. Is she and Miguel (Bly?!) dating? They are, right? 

Kit Fisto: Reggae Swamp Thing. Tell me that boy don't look like he lives in the Atchafalaya and bangs on the steel drums all day. I wonder if he stole those shorts from Michael Phelps. He’s cool but does he need to have a tank to swim in on his ship? Does he have gills? I need more info on this guy. 

Adi Gallia: Storm’s Cousin. Doesn’t this chick look like her? She does, right? Maybe she's a Jedi cause she can't control the weather. Didn’t Maul’s brother Saul impale her on his horns and that’s how she died?* Why didn’t Maul do that to Obi-Wan? Maul was obsessed with Obi-Wan, do you think it’s because he had a crush on him after he sliced him in half?

(Doug also ships Obi-Wan with Maul now? IS THERE ANYONE WHO DOUG DOESN'T SHIP OBI-WAN WITH?!)

Shaak-Ti: Ahsoka’s Aunt. They’re totally related. (“No, they’re not.” “Says who?” “Um, EVERYONE?!”) She’s cool, nice to the clone boys. I like her horns. 

Saesee Tiin : Angry Bull Boy. He looks like a minotaur whose daddy left him at a Wal-Mart instead of the Labyrinth after drinking too much.

Deepa Billaba: My Coworker Anu. Seriously! She looks JUST LIKE HER. I even texted her a screenshot, and she used that as her Slack Channel picture for the longest time. Nice lady, she's a good master to Lil Kanan. Hm, Lil Kanan sounds like a rap person my niece would listen to.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Mutant-Mall-Santa. Look me dead ass in the eye and tell me the man don’t look like he was supposed to hand out presents and ask kids what they want for Christmas and ended up hanging out in toxic waste instead. He's a snotty asshole, I don't like him, he thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

Luminara Undali: Lady-in-Drape. She’s a green lady, and she wears a drape. Meat Muffin, I'm tired and it's about to snow.

Barriss Offee: Little Lady-in-Drape. Man, she was awful, but she had good points, ya know? Kind of like Darth Maul. Do you think Darth Maul and Obi-Wan ever dated? Or would Obi-Wan’s boyfriend get jealous? 

Quinlan Voss: College-Hippie-Boy. Doesn’t he just look like one of those goofs that fart around with hackysacks all day long? I'd buy weed from him if he was selling, he looks like an exporter and consumer, if you know what I mean.

Even Piall: Dobby the House Jedi. Man he looks like he was on his way to help Harry Potter or something and ended up in a bathrobe with a light saber. Ah well. 

*= Savage is ‘Saul’ and Feral is ‘Paul’. So it’s Maul, Saul, and Paul. I strained a muscle laughing when I got this. 

Tagging my Redneck Doug stans here! @amalthiaph @sued134 @eyecandyeoz @thecoffeelorian @merkitty49 @megmca @skellymomam I missing anyone?

Let me know if I missed any Jedi, those were the ones that came up that Doug didn't immediately recognize.

[nia-academia]

18.01.2024, Thursday

A good day, pretty slow and comfortable. I did the easiest math chapters and had fun doing it. Its so cold that I genuinely studied from under my blankets the whole day, it was super cozy that way and I very well know that if I was to sit in the cold at my desk I would not be studying for as many hours. I also watched Kanan Gill's comedy special on youtube, "Is This It?" that man is a genius with his words I love him. It would have been a perfect day had I studied at night as well but I didn't because I spent too long texting a friend that I hadn't spoken with for a long time, and by then it was too late for me to start a study session. I should've wrapped that up quicker and studied at night but it is what it is. That's about it, nothing special about today just a soft nice day.

Time Studied: 6 hours Subject: Mathematics Content: Matrices, Determinants