#Kristen two

[starful-emporium]

brennan when K2 was created, vs brennan five episodes later

[one-1-eye]

reproductive rights win! the corrupted skeletal entity trying to shoot you and your friends out of the sky is pro-abortion

[rrat-king]

no truer terror than the thought of real k2

[mangledaf]

could only think of this song so take this even tho its bad

[taradactylshitposts]

blarmey.

the dice gods have chosen K2 as their rightful champion

[sapphicmuppet]

Kristen two I love you so much you are perfect to me. people need to appreciate the absolute camp. hating K2 is hating women.

[kenniex2]

WHAT??? WHAT????

[cariocake]

im assuming that without k2's noble sacrifice then brennan would've run something similar to the cannonade fight where the BK's roll to see how long it takes them to get back and the worse they roll the worse the situation they'd be pulling up to would be

[goldstonegolem64]

I think the bad kids are going to loose this one and season four are going to be about them killing a God. I know this baseless but it would be an interesting way to end this season. Also the rat grinder have been a step ahead of the bad kids this entire time.

[dropoutposts]

“Kristen”: Can we leave Kristen 2 at home? She's really beginning to freak me out.

Adaine: She's... A lot, and I'm sorry

Fig: I love her!

Gorgug: Wait. Are you Kristen 2 doing a bit?

Kristen 2: Awe, yuuu fucken got me!

[seekaster]

Truly obsessed with whatever is going on between Fabian and Kristen2/K2/British Kristen. Like I don’t want them to “end up together”, but I do want Lou and Ally to Commit-to-the-bit-it straight through the fucking ground and into hell

[gigawatt-conduit]

unfortunately, it must be said: kugrash would be proud (read: completely fucking flummoxed) of her

[pieofdeath]

goodbye by bo burnham is a k2 song. to me.

"Has it only been an hour? No, that can't be right" Do you think about how K2 died twice and saved the world twice in a very short time. because I do.

"Hey, here's a fun idea. How 'bout I sit on the couch and I watch you next time?" K2 to Kristen, because K2 keeps casting divine intervention and she wants to Live.

"Oh, shit, you're really joking at a time like this?" Thinking about how K2's entire existence is mostly a joke. Also think about how Kristen jokes at entirely inappropriate times, and how K2 would have that tendency too. This line, to me, is Kristen calling K2 out for the same habit she has, that K2 can't help or at least hasn't learned how to help yet <3

[starful-emporium]

Almost 45 minutes of Ally Beardsley doing psychic damage to Brennan (and me). Enjoy!

[mangledaf]

blah blah kristen applebees is annoying SHE’S FUNNYYYYYYYYY THIS IS A COMEDY SHOWWWWWWWWW RUN BY COMEDIANSSSSSS

[one-1-eye]

oh so K2 farts so hard she becomes real? got it got it got it. cool. no yeah. regular stuff.