#LOLLLLLL

[typhlonectes]

[citrussillies]

Down on one knee for you

[pidgydraws]

❣️ i'll never let anyone hurt you again... ❣️

an AU where Viktor was captured as a child and used for genetic experiments. he escapes, but spends many years in hiding by the ocean, stealing from seaside homes to survive. he's eventually found by a version of Jayce who's left piltover as his life is falling apart~ and together they find a way to live meaningful lives again <3

[suugarbabe]

curls || mattheo riddle

summary: you couldn't help yourself, you just had to fix them. it's not like he seemed to mind your fingers in his hair anyway.

an: another yap fic courtesy of me and @musingsofahufflepuff ; you're welcome. had to include the pic because if you have brown curly hair i'm in love with you.

warnings: none; just fluffy goofiness.

Staring wasn’t usually an issue for you. Typically you could take your glances here and there and still focus on what you needed to do. But today, you just couldn’t turn away.

Mattheo wasn't your boyfriend. He wasn't even really your friend...you didn't think at least. You weren't in his little group of pals. But he also didn't ignore you like he did most people.

People often thought it was strange how nice he was to you. Not that he ever really sought you out or anything, but if your paths crossed he would say hello to you, would smile at you even.

You knew he was attractive, and your friends were convinced that he thought you were too. Of course you brushed those off. However if he was your boyfriend your current irritation could be fixed without question.

Mattheo's hair looked flat as hell.

The top of his head looked like he'd been wearing an American baseball cap for about a week straight. His hair seemingly flat around his skull and his curls twisting at the ends.

It really was a shame. If he would just fluff his roots his entire hair would come back to life, you were sure of it. But you couldn't just jump the desk in front of you to get to him, rifle your own fingers through his scalp and revive his ringlets.

"Alright everyone! Partner up, partner up!" Slughorn waved his hands in the air, dismissing the class to form pairs for brewing Draught of the Living Death.

Immediately you rounded your table, lightly grabbing his elbow. Mattheo turned towards you at your touch, a grin forming on his lips. "Partners?" You asked, hoping your look didn't appear to pleading.

"Sure thing, babe," Mattheo responded without hesitation, pulling the stool next to him out for you before grabbing your books from your previous table.

Throughout the potion preparation you kept stealing glances at him. Er, well, his hair. You did need to brew the potion, but you'd be damned if you left this lesson without correcting his curls.

"Have I got something on my face?" Mattheo jested. You laughed lightly, shaking your head before picking up the last of the ingredients to toss them in the cauldron.

Mattheo began to sir, the color of the potion changing correctly with what you both were doing. And you were staring again. You knew it. You knew he could feel it because he was grinning once more.

"Can I just.." you pointed somewhat shyly at his head. Mattheo cocked his head slightly, giving a small nod.

You let out a sigh of relief, lifting your hands and quickly threading your fingers between curls and to his scalp. As you fluff his hair, nails scratching at his scalp slightly, Mattheo's eyes almost involuntarily roll.

"Merlin's fucking beard, that feels good," Mattheo praises as you finally take your hands away from his head. He shakes his head back and forth, his curls flopping this way and that before standing still again, giving you a big smile, "Better?"

"Godric, yes," you breathe, "I'm sorry, Matty. The flatness was killing me." Mattheo bit his lip to stifle a laugh, "Oh yeah? Tell me how you really feel, babe."

You gave a playful shove to his shoulder, "You really should pay attention to your hair more. It's one of your best features. But Enzo did just get that new haircut and might I say..." you gave an exaggerated sigh and fanned your face with your hand.

"You saying Enzo's hair looks better than mine?" Mattheo laid a hand on his chest, mocking offense. You shrugged, grin continuously growing.

Mattheo gasped at your lack of response, squeezing your side playfully. You giggled, pushing his hands away, "Okay, okay. I'm just saying you need to take care of those curls or one hot guy haircut is gonna make you fall down the ranks."

Mattheo shook his head, his now lively curls bouncing as he did. "Listen, if you ever. And I mean ever see my curls dead again, I don't care what I'm doing, you stop me and fix them. Preferably with the head scratches like you just did."

There was no thought needed, no extra considerations, before your immediate response, "Deal."

[manchesterau]

umm so 😭😭

[friendsinsolitude]

lmao rui canonically solders without eye protection or proper ventilation in short sleeves. his face is like directly above the soldering point, you KNOW he’s inhaling those fumes. can’t be sure what kind of solder he’s using so it’s not necessarily something super toxic, but a fair amount of solder has lead and some solder has rosin, and he’s touching that shit barehanded and getting fumes in his face. yum.

[summercamp2007]

in the darkness of one am I what's left?

[mcytegg]

kab admitting that she was doing everything, trying so hard to prove herself, to prove herself worthy to clown, and zam admitting there isnt anything mapicc could do to lose his loyalty.

[extratforextratalent]

Kidnapper: I have your kid Grey: Which one I have so many Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one Grey: That doesn’t narrow it down Kidnapper: Well she's singing? Grey: Oh my God, you have Lucy

[noctiva]

I follow a couple nsfw art accounts on here, they post the censored with a picture link underneath:>

there’s no actual uncensored dick in it so here’s praying that the tumblr gods are nice to me about it if not I’ll just do that

anyway, toby boxer bulge under the cut

is that a hatchet in your pants or are u just happy to see me

[vulcanette]

granite from nîmes in 2023

🎥: objectifgard via mean_in_atlantic

[nottogetpoliticalbutwtfisoatmeal]

i wonder if its that bead on one of the strings of jims hair.. (at least i think its a bead?)

ive been waiting for SO long to find the appropriate time to post this, and here it is!

ding ding ding! we have a winner! and that priize is!... miscommunication!!!!!

[pidgydraws]

🖤 wretched 🖤

[osarina]

good afternoon i’m getting lunch with my friends today then we’re going to library 😔 i shall be back later

[rvspecter]

[cementcornfield]

I don't talk to that girl, y'all. She called me! Telling me she was getting married! So, was that her telling me like, stop the marriage?

...

She was cutting me off? I was already cut off bro, like, I was never cut on for it to be... anything, you know? So how could I be cut off? She knew I had a little fling going on....shit.

Ja'Marr spilling the tea about some weird situationship of his on stream 👀☕️