#LOOOOK AT MY GUY!!!

[hardasstaichou]

Art from the Bleach EX Official Catalog The Black Brochure

[bella-but-not-hadid444]

phineas in a ball gown has got to be one of my favourite genders

[axolozzy]

the first time i drew Louie digitally vs the most recent!!! :P

2019 - 2024

[potatobugz]

one thing you need to know about me is that i am never productive. here's more fantrolls

[lunar-lumi]

day 2 - self insert

[redrumrose]

SCIENCE!!!

I asked for a commission from the AMAZING @geoledgy and I’m absolutely OVER THE MOON!!! ;w;  It’s so amazing waaaa!!!

[daydreamerdrew]

The Incredible Hulk (1968) #240

[feline-evil]

Behold, the sheer size of the Dunparce my beloved boyfriend has bestowed upon me

MY SON!!!!! FLUMP!!!!! HE IS SO BIG AND STRONG!!!

[0harpies]

GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK AT THIS SICKASS COMMISSION I GOT FROM @microwavablebees

EDIT: GOT THIS FROM THEM TOO A WHILE BACK IDK WHY MY STUPID ASS NEVER POSTED

PLS LOOOOK

[invalidstories]

Drunk Hero (Prompt 2)

Warning: drinking/being drunk

Villain hurried to their lair, their footsteps echoing against the pavement. As they turned a corner, they stumbled upon Hero, swaying unsteadily on their feet, clearly intoxicated.

"Hero, what are you doing out here? It's not safe." Villain questioned, taking in Hero's ragged appearance.

Hero blinked, their gaze unfocused as they tried to focus on Villain. "Villaaain! You... you looook like an eeeegg, you knoow? But like... a cute eeeegg." They replied slurring many words together.

Villain's eyebrows shot up in surprise, not sure how to respond. "Uh, thank you?" Villain's voice wavered.

Hero's drunken ramblings continued, their words becoming more and more affectionate. "And your leather jacket... I looove it. It's sooo... coool. Aaand your eyes... They're like... like a pool of honeyyy in the sunn. I could stare into them foreverrr."

Villain felt their cheeks flush at Hero's words, a warmth spreading through their chest at the unexpected praise. VIllain held Hero's wrist, bringing them back to their layer, trying their best to ignore the Hero's rant about Villain. As the Villain tucked Hero in and turned to leave, they felt a tug on their wrist. Startled, they turned back to see Hero clutching onto them with surprising strength.

Hero pleaded, "Pleasee Villain. Stay with meee."

Villain's heart skipped a beat at the earnestness in Hero's voice, their gaze meeting Hero's pleading eyes. Villain tried to refuse the hero's offer but Hero just shook their head, refusing to let go of Villain's wrist.

Hero decided to make puppy eyes, "Pleaseee villaaain, do you want to breaak my heaart?"

Villain tried their best not to give in to the hero's pleading look, but they failed. With a sigh, they sank onto the couch next to Hero.

A small smile tugged at Hero's lips as they relaxed their head onto Villain's shoulder. Villain's heart skipped a beat at the unexpected gesture, their cheeks flushing with a mixture of surprise and warmth.

"You knooow, Villaaain... You're just a biggg softieee pretending to be a baad guy." Hero said, planting a kiss on Villain's cheek.

Villain's breath caught in their throat at the display of Hero's unexpected soft side, deeping the blush painted on their cheeks. They looked at the Hero but they were already asleep, their breaths steady and even. Villain couldn't help but lean in closer, pressing their own lips to Hero's forehead in a silent promise to watch over them through the night and hoping the hero doesn't remember this tomorrow.

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[atanerrum]

Hiya! I absolutely ADORE your art, especially the Trigun panel and cover redraws, and so does my friend too!! They were wondering if you perhaps sell prints? Or maybe have a store?

Anyway, keep up the great work!! ❤️❤️❤️

thank you sm you guys! Sadly I don't have a store and don't sell prints internationally and won't be doing it for a while more. But I do sell my merch locally in my country and I love to taunt soooo💋 check out how good they looook

[silly-inky]

Inspired of of Hisy-fit's (skulls-soul's) post about these two (link at the end of the post) and a few of these interactions where their ideas

TW: implied drinking/ alcohol consumption

So from the post itself we can see Peach is a lightweight

So I have a feeling that if peach is going to be drunk, Bowser is definitely going to join her. He’s going to be like “hey you wait until I catch up Princess"

But with his sheer body mass and regular champagne, the man would have to down like 20- 30 bottles if we are also contributeing to the fact he isn't human

Luigi and Mario ( Luigi and Mario are both married the respective drunk parties in this) trying to find out where did all the champagne bottles go walks into the dining hall that’s inside the mushroom kingdom to just find both peach and Bowser in us swimming pool of empty champagne bottles

Bowser: Look *hick* loooook Peach! Peach. Peeeaaachhh! Looook I'm floating in a sea of champagne!

Peach: that's *hick* nothing.. watch this! *gets up to dive but just faceplants on the floor*

Bowser: no waaaayy.. that's awesome! *does the same*

Peach: I'm going to steal Toads- tooadsswor- toadsworth? Yeah, toastworths glasses! and see if I can get Donkey to wear theeeem~! hehe

Bowser: I'll- I'll hold him down if he- if he doesn't coop- corp- .... c o o p e r a t e....Work with us!

Bowser’s: you think I could- you think I could get a kiss if I flirt with that guy (vaguely points at Luigi)

Peach: not as fast as I can- I can get a kiss from him(vaguely points at Mario)

Bowser: your..on Missy!!!

Just imagine poor Mario and Luigi just suffering because their spouses are flirting with them and being stupid but it’s also totally working and the only reason why they haven’t kissed the other yet is because they reek of alcohol, Mario relents bad gives Peach a quick kiss, before he can pull away however she pulls him in for a deeper kiss, after a minute she let's go and screams at Bowser

Peach: SEE! I kissed the handsome man before you~! "*in a very teasing kid like manner*

Bowser: Nuh uh! I saw you keep him there!!

Peach: still counts ya big scaly sore looser *sticks out young at him*

Bowser: now that is juussst rude.

For some reason, bowser and peach wake up in matching PJs (that reason being that they forced the seamstress to do so since there a team and they should match) and in the same bed because they wanted a slumber party

Luigi and Mario are making breakfast and there’s like a glass of water and migraine pills

Both peach and Bowser look ashamed because they ask the question “ what happened last night? everything kind of gets fuzzy after diving into the floor”

There is definitely not a video of them singing karaoke together that Toad took

Bowser’s singing the soft parts that have the vocalizations while peach surprisingly is doing the rap

She has the rap part of the certain song memorized to heart an it's hilarious in this form

At some point Bowser and peach sing a song that’s like for Mario and Luigi and the camera pans over to the two brothers blushing as well as tomatoes

I can imagine Bowser serenading Luigi with his immaculate singing voice he knows Luigi likes his voice when he's singing the deep parts of the song

Luigi starts giggling like a schoolgirl, while Mario’s over here teasing him

Peach: Looks like you've got a fan

Bowser: I know, I’m so going to ask him out.

Peach: aren’t you too married? *points to the wedding ring he’s wearing then to Luigi who is wearing a matching one*

Bowser: oh. My. Glob. You’re right! I’m the luckiest man in the world! I mean look at him!

Peach: I wish I was married, (proceeds to look at the wrong hand which has no ring)

Bowser’s pointing at Mario’s hand: Well it seems your crush is

Peach: NOOO *runs to Mario to grab his shoulders* YOU’RE MARRIED??? 🥺

Mario, trying to hold back, is laughter: yes? To you *he takes Peach's hand in his own, and with his free hand, pointed out the ring on her finger*

Peach: :O :D

Bowser’s in the background: mine is still better

Toad showed them the video while they where recovering, Both Peach and Bowser feel super embarrassed watching the video back. Before Toad leaves he makes sure to say

Toad: oh yeah and Peach, you asked Mario to marry you again

Peach: aw, well I guess that is very sweet

Bowser: what about me? Did I say something totally romantic? I mean I must have Green is keeps blushing every time he sees me

Toad: well... It was romantic in that sort of sense.. He sort of asked him if you guys wanted.. to.. Make babies..?

Bowser and Peach in stunned silence

Bowser: and what.. Did he say..?" under his breath he's promising himself to make it up to Luigi for that

Toad: I don't know, you'll have to ask him, he just sort of whispered in your ear and went back to talking with Mario, but whatever it was left you a blushing mess

Toad halfway out of the door: oh yeah, and your kids videod a lit of your shenanigans as well, don't worry, thankfully all the flirting stuff was done the karaoke parlor, which they weren't allowed into because of their last stunt they pulled in there

And with that Toad leaves the room

This absolutely kills Bowser as he wants to know what Luigi said, an Peach is very curious, so when Luigi comes in with some more water for them, Bowser asks Luigi, he whispers it to him an then leaves the room.

Peach turns to Bowser who has turned as red as he did last night

Peach: well?! What did he say??

Bowser: well let's just say that even though we can't actually make more kids, he wouldn't mind taking me up on the offer now that I've sobred up.

Peach: oh. My. Glob! That is amazing, hahahaha. You know we really need to hang out more like this, I'd love to share my juicy secerets if you share yours.

Bowser: I'd like that, but perhaps no alcohol next time..

Half an hour later the koopalings burst into the room "Dad! Aunty Peach! We've got something to show you!" They all then giggled as Iggy began to play a video he had taken with his phone

In the video you could hear Iggy talking to Mario who was out of shot

Iggy: pfft, you okay there uncle Mario? Looks like you've got a little something on your face

The camera then pans to Luigi, scrubbing at Mario's face with a washcloth trying to get something off of his face, with a closer look with the camera his face is covered in kisses left from Peach, you could tell it was her because of the signature pink colour

Mario: haha, don't get cheeky you little scamp

The video then ends. Leaving Peach as red as Bowser was before. Bowser let out a big harty laugh while wrapping an arm around her

Bowser: looks like I'm not the only one that was daring with my husband last night

Peach: hush..

Anyways hope you enjoyed and here is the post that skulls-soul made on their profile

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I finally did it yall I made a list of my favorite Cartmanisms bc I do in fact very much enjoy writing his out of pocket ass

“Oh speaking of,” Cartman added, “let’s just sacrifice the Insulin Bitch and the brain damaged hippie to the zaliens so the rest of us can make a run for it.”

Eric was scowling. “Only I’M allowed to make comments about you two gayasses. I say we wipe the floor with those homophobes.”

“I doubt they’ll have a vest in your size, Thumbulimia.”

“Please, I have better things to do than watch the Jew have a Post Traumatic Spider Disorder episode.”

Cartman rolled his eyes, but got up to drop a five in the Fuckwad Jar. “I hate you guys, seriously. Marj, you weren’t even in the room for the Nancy joke.” The lace trim of his robe fluttered as he sat back down, which made Stan laugh again. “What’s so funny, hippie?” There weren’t really words, honestly, but he’d try. “I just… I never want us to change, you know?” “Gay.”

Eric sung a few lines of ‘Jesus Loves The Little Children’ in a creepy horror movie voice and then sprung out from his hiding spot and started blasting on an unsuspecting youth who got too close, chasing him down the field with rarely shown athleticism.

Cartman looked incredibly bored as he clicked the magazine and snapped it back into place. “Well fuck me for being prepared.”

Cartman scoffed. “He’s not doing anything but staring up at you like he’s Sleeping Goddamn Beauty and you just kissed him out of a coma.”

“Awww, looook, you guys! They’re having a gay little hurt/comfort moment again! What, you gonna kiss it better, Kahl?”

Cartman just rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. “What the hell ever, Jimothy. Go stutter about it to someone else.”

“Okay, fucking first of all,” Kyle shot a glare at Cartman, “no one’s getting sacrificed. Literally, that’s not goddamn happening. AND we’re keeping this discussion CIVIL. It’s five in the morning and nobody’s slept very much. There’s not a single guy here who’s actually thinking straight.” “That would be because half of you are gay as balls.”

“Once again, I’m moving that we leave the hippie behind.” “Cartman, remind me to kick your ass when we’re out of here.” “Good luck on that if you fucking faint like one of those stupid goats again.”

Cartman was out of bullets, but he’d taken out a good chunk of the extraterrestrial undead. “Holy shit, Kahl, you better not die on us. Cockroach, remember? You’re a damn cockroach.”

“Aight, so anyway, what’s JewBot up to?” “Still at work. He’ll be home later. We’re gonna go out to dinner with the Tuckers.” “I didn’t ask for your life’s story, buttplug,”

“Oh JESUS CHRIST!!” Oh, great. Cartman had emerged from his cave. “Did I just walk into a stairwell orgy?”

“Fuck you, Kahl. Your recycled dildo and his weirdo wingman pulled me out of a Klance slowburn.” “WHO the FUCK is reading Voltron fanfiction in 2023?!” “Some of us are dedicated.”

Eric paused his self imposed quest to rob every taco truck in GTA and set aside his controller. “Hellllll no. The vampires don’t get my blood without paying me for it.”

“Geez, pack it up, Fiddler On The Roof.”

“Fatass, if he dies in a car accident because YOU made him freak, I WILL kill you.” “Good luck doing that with one leg and a fever, fleshlight.” But his voice softened. “Just try to chill out until he gets home, Kahl. Then you can be a terrible patient for someone who actually likes you.”

“Yeah, hippie. I wasn’t going to deal with you if something happened to your burning bush.”

A certain abrasive fuckwad leaned casually against the wall. “Oh, the Bubonic Jew didn’t tell you yet? I said he fell on the stairs, didn’t I? He just hurt his knee again, what else is new.” Stan made a noise of surprise and Cartman pointed his beef jerky at him. “By the way, I really don’t get why you get so stoked about lugging him around. He’s difficult.”

Cartman scurried off to inspect a leaf. “Woah, you guys! I think I just, like, discovered empathy!” “You’re looking at a plant.” “Plants have feelings too, Khal! Look at your photosynthesizing dildo back there!”

“Like he needs an excuse to get on his high horse about shit.” “I’ll kick your fat ass,” Kyle warned. “Good luck, tinkerbell.”

Cartman had planted himself into the passenger seat, munching away at that bag of funyuns. He glanced back. “What’s the ‘sitch, Ken-Possible?”

“Because, you pussy,” Cartman said with a false saccharine smile, “you have the biggest TikTok following from your gayass little songs.

“Yep.” Cartman said through a mouthful of eggs. “Plus, Clyde has an affair going with the town vet, Butters is a total twink, and Stanny boy has a boner for the Jew.”

Oh dear god. Cartman was NOT about to babysit the argumentative dickhole while the housekeeper worked. As much fun as he was to fight with, Kyle was a fierce opponent, and Cartman wasn’t really in the mood. He’d had a weird night. The cats had been on edge.

Oh, of goddamn course. The OTHER buttplug. It wasn’t a secret. Well, technically it was, because no one talked about it, but anyone with eyeballs could see that Stan and Kyle had a gayass little private relationship going on behind Craig’s back. Good for them, or whatever, but if the Spider ever got proof…

Cartman just rolled his eyes. “Scott, you glucose gobbling ass bitch, I’ve literally butchered two people. I know the human body, okay?”

“The fuck.” Cartman’s eyes widened. “Every single one of you dildos had better be praying that there’s no internal bleeding.”

Cartman put his hands up. “Gahdamn, you guys. Just trying to lighten the mood in this hot air balloon to Hell.”

“Ay! Hippie! The Jew had to stay for basketball so I’m here with your buttfucking homework-“

Cartman definitely wanted to rip on him for wallowing in his own sadness, but the sooner he got this loser to be a person again, the better. “No shit, asshole. Your fucking fleshlight is even more intolerable without you to hold him back. You need to come back to school.”

“Also, I’m telling your little prince of Egypt that he can come over. It’s not like he’s gonna catch your Sad Bitch Disease.”

Cartman strolled around the corner, now wearing his frilly ‘widow whose husband died under mysterious circumstances’ robe.

[bluebrrytea]

GUYS GUYS LOOOOK!! It’s my oc Tyra!! Drawn by @riss-mlp !! Isn’t it beautiful 🥹 (go check out her account RN I adore her style <3)

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

Please, please Cherry, cherry please, please, cherry, cherry, please, please cherry oh my fucking god for all that's holy and wild LOOOOK AT HIIIIMMMM!!!!!!!!!

HE IS SOOOOO(〃´▽`)💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🥺💗💗💗💗💗🥺💗💗💗💗💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖

God any self proclaimed "Dilf Fuckers/Likers" sleeping on Max because he has the ULTIMATE silly, dork ass energy ever. You want me to belive he's this big bad vampire villian? You want me to think he doesn't have a basement FULL of random shit and like he won't happily tell you shit...like I know he had miniatures and a fucking train.

You know those Christmas villages? Those very fancy elaborate ones that are small miniatures people spend an ass load of money on? .....you cannot tell me he doesn't have somthing similar.

LIKE HES SOOO💕💕💕 And also his name is Maxwell Lawrence...MAXWELL!!! LAWRENCE!!!!! And he's ment to be a BAD GUY!? Yeaah right, he probably just has some weird kink he's into, and is desperately clinging to heteonormative relationships because he's an old man and having trouble accepting the fact he's a fucking fruit like his "Kids" He has.

He's so pretty and handsome oh my fucking god help me- 🥺🥺🥺

NO YOU'RE SO RIGHT MIKEY PLEASE KEEP TALKING CAUSE I LOW KEY COULDN'T AGREE MORE 😭

Yall got REAL fucking quiet in the DILF loving department when this man showed up 🫵👁👁

DID YALL SEEHOW HE TREATED LUCY+ THE DELETED SCENES??? HED TREAT YOU SO RIGHT ONG [sugar daddy vibes ngl but yall low key start loving each other fr]

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Uploaded Feb 22, 2020

STORY UNDER THE CUT

"What... is that?" "Hehe, like it? Thinkin' I'm holding our elusive little pantry thief! Trying to catch it was a bit of a struggle but courtesy of one of your hairbands, I doubt it's going anywhere quickly." "It... I'm not seeing things right? He kind of looks like a..." "Very, very, tiny little human? No, Maryam, that seems to be exactly what I'm holding. Or at least, looks like one. What do you think the chances are it's like, a toy robot or just a REALLY weird mouse?" "If... if he's the one sneaking into our cupboards, I doubt he's a doll, and the signs he was leaving behind were a little too careful to be a mouse I think. Have you tried just... asking him?" "Course I did! But the only response I get is a bunch of tiny squeaks that only almost sound like words. And anyway, there's still the chance it could try lying to me, even if it could talk with human words. Ain't that right little guy?" "God this is so weird, I... swear he looks like my college ex..." "Who, the little brat that treated you like garbage for a year and then ghosted out of nowhere?" "Well! I mean he wasn't. Always bad... but yes, that one. How did you remember--" "Looook that's not important right now. The important thing is that we're going to keep it, and so I'm handing this thing off to you!" "P-pardon??" "Oh, you think I should just throw it out or squish it? No judgement, I can do it right now, here--" "No no nonono wait no! Do not do that, please! I just meant why are you giving i-- giving him... to me?" "Well, I sure can't take care of something like this, it'd probably be dead in a day or two! Plus, I know you well enough, I figured you'd get the most enjoyment out of it, hehehe~" "I... don't know how to feel about the way you said that, but... Alright. I don't. Want you to throw him out or something." "Perfect! Well, here you go, I gotta get going somewhere I'll be back later tonight now byyyye~" ---- Drew this and the story kind of tumbled out of it. Drawing this was fun, I don't know if I got the makeshift hairband rope looking how I wanted to, but that's fine. Maybe I will draw these three again some day, but for now, hope you like it~