#Lenny Bruce smut

[gretavanfleetlove]

a spicy oneshot of lenny bruce x reader but the reader is a known comedienne

Can a Man Change His Mind?

Anon i must say, I like the way you think. Lenny Bruce x Fem!reader

Warnings- none?? Kissing I guess? Oh also guys tell me if you think this needs a part two becuuuuuuz I’m tempted to make one….

Request? Yes.

Summary: Reader is performing at a comedy club when her old friend Lenny Bruce stops by.

“Y/n!” I heard a voice shout from behind me. “Y/n! Finally.. I was wondering if you’d ever slow down.” They laughed

“Lenny?” I ask with a smile. “The one and only.” Was his reply. Definitely Lenny.

Taking my arm he led me through the crowded club to a dimly lit table. “Lenny, what are you doing here?” His answer was exactly what I’d expect. “Here to see you doll, why else?”

I scoffed at his particularly vague answer. “No… I mean what are you doing here?” Lenny hates or hated? So-called fancy comedy clubs. I know, says the man who got a gig at Carnegie Hall. But he dreads this place. Whether it’s because they wouldn’t take his jokes so lightly or because he thinks any where nice is full of pricks. “Ohh, oh I see, what am I doing here in this place specifically. Since you are such an extravagant comedienne why come here?”

Of course this being asked by Lenny was a rhetorical question. That didn’t stop my curiosity. I nodded with a flattered grin, waiting for the official answer. “I was just in the neighborhood .. I saw you were performing and didn’t have a good reason not to stop by.” He says quiet and slow, like he is every time he’s in a one on one conversation. “Yeah?” I question, It seems like every time I even speak to Lenny. As simple as this. Uncontrollable butterflies start to erupt inside of me. Every little compliment, even the facts he’s here to see me makes me smile like an idiot. “Yeah,” he says in a reassuring tone. “Although I was a bit offended you didn’t-” The fellow comedian was cut off by a young looking slim, tall, man.

“Please excuse me Ms. L/N. I’m sorry to interrupt but I was hoping to get an autograph?” He looked very awkward, continually looking back at a group of friends giggling and watching intensely.

“Oh my gosh. Of course!” I made myself turn my gaze away from Lenny. Writing my name on a newspaper “Y/N L/N AND LENNY BRUCE AFFAIR?” With my face in the middle of a skit as the cover. ‘Flattering picture! An even more flattering title!’ I sarcastically thought. “Thanks so much!” He exclaimed, giving a wink. Laughing to myself I looked back at Lenny. “I’m sorry Lenny what were you saying?” I asked. Having completely forgotten the topic of conversation. “People ask for your autograph now?” He asked more seriously than anything before.

“Well sometimes… that’s not a regular thing! No I guess he must’ve just seen me perform here before or something I don’t know but-” “Calm down!” Lenny stated in a more playful tone than the one before. “I wasn’t asking to call you out or something, it’s just incredible.”

A sigh of relief and embarrassment came from my chest, “Oh!” “You no that was a pretty interesting News headline, yeah?” The feeling of embarrassment hit again. I know I talk about Lenny a lot in skits. Wether it’s making fun of him or telling some story relevant to the joke. And hey maybe we’ve gone home together after a show once… or twice. But I know Lenny doesn’t want a relationship with me. “Friends with occasional benefits” he always said.

“ Interesting, you could say that….” I managed to choke out. Lenny laughed, “They’re not completely wrong, are they?” He asked with a cheeky smirk. “I wouldn’t call it an affair… persay.” I tried to keep my cool as he leaned in closer, making my breathe hitch. “Maybe not, but it’s definitely something.” He continued, leaning in closer. “Lenny, you’re the one who said that.. we were only friends, you know, better off that way?” He seemed to consider what I said, looking down, and back up at me. “Can a man change his mind?” Before I could come up with an answer he leaned in to kiss me. More gentle than any that he’d given me before. But before I could enjoy it I felt the flash of a camera hit us. “Lenny, we can't do this here.” I whispered. He answered quickly, “I know, come on.” Lenny ushered us through a near exit outside. It had just begun snowing. Falling and sticking on the city buildings and ground. Lenny walking quickly, still looked my outfit up and down. Black dress, black tights, and a light cardigan. “God, you’re gonna freeze out here.” He scolded, taking his suit jacket off and handing it to me. I thanked him, knowing he wouldn’t let me reject it. As a taxi cab drove by I quickly stuck out my hand and whistled. Lenny and I, freezing, hustled inside the cab. “Where to?” Asked the driver. Before I could answer at all, Lenny gave his address to the driver, and followed it with a wink to me. “I haven’t been here in awhile, you’ve changed a few things!” I admired his apartment, which definitely got a few upgrades over the past 8-9 months. He nodded “Yeah I’ve rearranged, even decorated.” I nodded whilst admiring the unfamiliar looking apartment.”Y/n?” Lenny asks at a quieter volume then he was speaking before. “Hm?” I hum in response “You never answered me. Earlier at the bar. When I asked if… a man can change his mind?” His eyes looked at me with a gleam of hope, along with underlying lust. My senses were overwhelmed by the apartment and Lenny’s longed for presence that it took me a moment to process what he had asked. “I think…” I started “that a man can change his mind.. if he really means it.” Without hesitation Lenny answered “He does.” “Is he sure?” “He is” “Then kiss me.” Lenny following the spontaneity of the previous interaction leaned in with a kiss. Less empty feeling than before. Now it felt full. It felt full of emotion and longing. The kiss deepened. “Bed.” He said sharply. Then picking me up, hooking my legs behind his back, without breaking the kiss he took us to his bed. “I love you.” He smiled, before showing his face into the crook of my neck.

[theycallme-thejackal]

little lenny and midge photo prompt because I crave them being soft to one another (and maybe a little smut too if you’re feeling it 👀)

Pairing: Lenny Bruce & Midge Maisel Rated T

Part 1 | Part 2

Midge wakes to the feeling of his fingertips trailing down her spine.

She smiles contentedly as her eyes flutter open and she sees him gazing at her, his eyes full of adoration. "Hi," she whispers, snuggling closer so she can kiss him tenderly.

A lazy grin finds his lips as she pulls back. "Hello," he breathes. His fingertips make their way back up toward her shoulders, and she shivers. "How are you feeling?"

She considers for a moment. "A little jet lagged. A little worried about my performance post-frostbite."

The chuckle rumbles in his chest. "I can confirm that even after frost crotch and nearly losing a couple of toes, you are still sensational," he murmurs, dipping his head to kiss her shoulder.

"And...I'm really happy," she adds a moment later.

He pulls her closer, and she shifts onto her side so her chest is pressed to his. "So...I know we don't do this..."

"What? Have sex? Our track record suggests otherwise."

He smirks. "No, I mean...I'm bringing my kid home today."

"Oh," she breathes. She was so wrapped up in this, in her feelings for him, that she'd forgotten part of the reason he's here is to spend time with his daughter. "Right. I should..."

"I'd like you to meet her," he says before she even has the chance to try wriggling out of his embrace.

Midge blinks slowly, wondering if she's imagining things. "You want me to meet your daughter?" He nods, and she asks, "What about your ex? Don't you need to talk to her about this?"

Lenny sighs. "She's not really...involved," he explains. "Kitty - my daughter - she's been living with my mother. Honey's not gonna care if Kitty meets someone who's...very important to me."

She looks at him for a long moment. "I don't want to impose on your time with her," she says.

"You're not imposing," he promises. "If we really are doing this - "

"We are," she promises. "I wouldn't have followed you out here if I didn't want this."

"Good," he replies. "Because I'm afraid, Mrs. Maisel, that I am powerless to resist you any longer."

She laughs quietly. "It's because I talk to my shoes, right?"

"Well, it is wildly attractive," he answers, and she laughs again. His grin fades into a more serious expression. "Midge?" He breathes.

"Yes?"

Lenny takes a deep breath, clearly steeling himself, and then he says the words she's been wanting to hear ever since the moment he kissed her for the first time: "I love you."

Her grin widens, and a happy little sob passes her lips. "I love you, too," she says before kissing him deeply.

[theresawritesstuff]

20 questions for fic writers

tagged by @wonderlandleighleigh ❤️

1. how many works do you have on Ao3? 19

2. what's your total Ao3 word count? As of right now 270,105

3. what fandoms do you write for? So far Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, BBC Sherlock, Beauty and the Beast, and a little bit for Gilmore Girls but I'm open to others if the inspiration strikes. I had an idea for a Only Murders in the Building fic at one point but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

4. what are your top five fics by kudos?

Guess Who's Coming to Yom Kippur

Reflected Through Time 

When the Villains Fall

My Sherlolly one shots collection 

Saving Lenny Bruce

5. do you respond to comments?

Almost always! I love comments and engaging with readers. Comments bring me so much joy. It still blows my mind sometimes that people actually read the silly things I put out there.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? 

Probably When the Villains Fall? It wasn't exactly a sad ending but it wasn't overly happy either.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Most of my fics end pretty happily (although more of them are still WIPs than not 😅) A Love Most Improbable was sunshine and rainbows amounts of happy ending.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I don't think I have gotten any hate yet. Hopefully it stays that way.

I dunno the fandoms/ships I've written for so far have been pretty chill in the little pockets I hang out in. Like we're all just here writing for a good time sharing stories for free. Let's just be nice to each other.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I haven't.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I enjoy crossovers but haven't written many. None come to mind right now.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge. That would suck though.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Again not to my knowledge but that would be pretty awesome.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not yet but I'm open to it! I always feel like I'm really slow, trying to juggle writing and #Life. I'd need a patient writing partner.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Every ship has its own unique wonderfulness for us to enjoy and explore. I'm mostly writing Midgelenny at the moment but every ship has its season.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Probably A Change in the Winds? That's one of my older ones. It's been a long while. Never say never though.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and wacky ensemble casts. 

17. What are your writing weaknesses? 

Descriptions. I dunno sometimes it all feels hard.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I mean if the characters/story calls for it? Sure? That's one I personally would want to try to be careful with if it's not a language I speak just because it's easy to get things wrong.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

I might have written something for the Tortall books fandom as a kid? Maybe? Otherwise Beauty and the Beast

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? 

Guess Who's Coming to Yom Kippur has been such a fun ride so far. I can't get enough of it. I feel like it's some of my best work.

Tagging: @markwatneyandenesemble @simplyshelbs16xoxo @mizjoely

[phoebeprufrock]

Midgelenny smut prompt…maybe au after his Steve Allen show or the Benjamin date where they see him?

She's watching him from the sidelines, enjoying every second of his set. It's funny, and sad, and brilliant. And he looks good. Lenny Bruce is a very, very handsome man.

It's not like she hadn't noticed before; but it had been sort of a clinical interest, a detached observation. Now, however, as she watches him move across the stage, watches how the spotlight seems to to love him, lust after him, she begins to feel an irresistible pull towards him.

And so, when he comes off stage and the lights get dimmer, when Steve Allen says goodbye and they're out on the sidewalk, when Lenny lights a cigarette and says "thank you for coming", the words come out of her mouth before she has a chance to stop them.

"Do you want to get a drink?"

-

They don't actually talk much.

He looks at her with such intensity, such all-consuming attention that she starts to wonder she's ever felt as seen by a man as she has now. She's finding it more and more difficult to maintain her composure under his gaze the longer he looks at her, and soon, she's sitting closer and closer to him. The smell of his aftershave is enticing and dizzying, and she's never wanted a man like this before.

She'd expected him to be suave, or outright seductive, or so used to having his pick of women that he'd just get her to his place as quickly as possible; but he seems content with just staring at her, his lips wrapping around a cigarette with such intention that Midge's head is filled with thoughts of those lips elsewhere.

-

And then it's a few drinks later, outside, bar closed, sharing a smoke. His arm wraps around her waist as if it was the most natural gesture in the world; the feeling of warmth and closeness makes her weak at the knees. She stubs out the cigarette, and the atmosphere between them is immediately suspended in time. A drumroll, the ground disppearing under their feet, that almost painful, inescapable pull as they look into each other's eyes, knowing what's about to happen --

They kiss.

They might be destined to be all alone, but tonight it doesn't matter: all that matters is their own private world, where nothing exists outside of their kiss, the way Midge's hands are gripping his lapels and the way Lenny holds her tight against him.

-

She allows herself a moment to think about it, as they're standing in front of his hotel room door. It's career suicide to sleep with Lenny Bruce, but consequences are the furthest thing from her mind. His set has unlocked something in her, a sort of desperate acceptance of her circumstances: she knows now, finally, that she can't be with Joel, or Benjamin, or anyone - it's just her, chasing her dream, no matter the cost to her personal relationships.

And if there's anyone who can understand, it's the man standing in front of her. He's not pressuring her to come in, not trying to coerce or convince her; he's just waiting for her decision, a devious grin half-hidden behind his hand and that flaming look in his eyes.

The moment of reflection is over. She steps in, a hungry smile forming on her lips.

-

He undresses her with care; she's down to her underwear before he's even taken off his tie. He kisses her gently, slowly. She can tell he's making an effort to be a gentleman, because there's a barely contained febrile energy to his movements. But his fingers are trailing on her exposed skin, his lips are finding the softest spots of her neck, and Midge no longer cares about stroking a man's ego or looking like a girl you'd want to marry.

She undoes his tie, unbuttons his shirt and starts working on his belt buckle quicker and more furiously than she's ever done before; everything she wants is a few layers of fabric away and she's tired of waiting. Her fingers find his skin, and he chokes back a moan when they grip around him.

"Please, Lenny," she pleads, the need to feel him closer more and more unbearable.

-

Somewhere halfway between her girdle and the bedsheets, Lenny has completely demolished the walls of restraint and self-control that she spent years building and maintaining. For Midge, sex has always been about pleasing a man, and occasionally about a man pleasing her; but tonight, she's chasing her own satisfaction.

It's desperate, rough, loud. Their nails dig into each other's skin, their sweat-covered bodies run hot like a fever, they are too breathless for their curses to be intelligible, and they're holding onto each other as if letting go means letting the despair win.

It's intimate, too. She feels more vulnerable with him than she's ever felt with Joel; they don't need to be sharing a house or two kids for him to understand what she needs, what she wants. He doesn't look away for a single minute, staring deeper into her eyes with every motion, kissing her like his life's purpose is to see her and aknowledge her.

-

When it's all over and Midge is leaning against the headboard, Lenny reaches towards the bedside table, pours a glass of water and wordlessly hands it to her. He's breathless, sweat dripping from his brow, hair a mess and chest heaving; she's probably in a very similar state. He doesn't rush her out of the room, and she doesn't run to the bathroom to fix herself up. They drink some water in silence. They share a cigarette and watch the sun come up, trying to delay the morning.

As long as they don't go to sleep, it's still tonight. Tomorrow they'll go back to the loneliness, the alienation, the isolation of the spotlight; but tonight can still be a few more hours of respite.

Tonight, they're alone together.

[lovepollution]

Missing Piece: Chapter 5 [TMMM]

Title: Missing Piece Characters: Midge Maisel, Lenny Bruce, Susie Myerson Pairings: Midge Maisel/Lenny Bruce Rating: M Chapter word count: 2832

"Midge, I booked you on Gordon Ford tomorrow to plug the tour," Susie informed her as soon as she walked through her office door, not bothering to glance up from her desk as she searched for a pen. "Not standup, just a dumb interview puff piece, you know how it is." "I guess I'll be making an announcement then," Midge said as she stood in front of her manager's desk. "Yeah, I already told you," Susie said as she continued to look down, distracted as she jotted something down on a piece of paper, "about the tour." "Not about the tour." Susie looked up, opening her mouth to protest before Midge cut her off. "Well yes, about the tour, but…" Midge waved a hand over her slightly rotund midsection. "See anything that might have people wondering?" Read more (including smut!)

[lovearne]

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[maverickthepup]

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Snow

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[caramelo7dulce]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lenny Bruce (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)/Miriam "Midge" Maisel Characters: Miriam "Midge" Maisel, Lenny Bruce (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Additional Tags: Canon Rewrite, Fluff and Smut, Eventual Smut Summary:

Three days after deciding not to blur the lines of her relationship with Lenny, Midge finds herself sliding onto the barstool next to his. She doesn't remember consciously deciding to go watch his set, but the pull she feels toward Lenny has always been intense, and lately, it's become more so. Her goal isn't necessarily to sleep with him, but even as she tracks his gaze on her legs, she welcomes it as inevitable.

*This takes place after season 3, episode 5, which broke my heart.*

**Now Complete!**

[professionalporcupine]

Sanctuary

~An Explicit Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Fanfic~

{Midge Maisel x Lenny Bruce}

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Lenny is nursing his third drink when a bright voice interrupts his self-destructive musings.

"I expected to find you in handcuffs."

Lips curving upward, Lenny sets his glass down. Turning away from the bar, he replies smoothly, "That can be arranged."

When his gaze lands on Midge, his mouth goes dry and a very curious swooping sensation grips his stomach. It's been three days since their date. Three days since she'd wisely rejected his not-so-subtle overture. And, really, he should have known better. He's unequipped to provide all of the creature comforts to which Midge has become accustomed. He can't offer financial stability or an Upper West Side address. Most of his earnings go to alimony payments. He's never wanted kids.

No, he's the last thing she needs. 

But he can't walk away from her.

So if all she wants from him is a bail buddy and an occasional dance partner, well, he can certainly be that for her.

Trying to push aside the memory of Midge resting her head against his collarbone, he flashes her a rogueish smile.

His chest aches when she grins back at him. "When's the last time you finished a set?" 

He scoffs, and her smile widens.

"Probably during the Red Scare."

Midge laughs and slides onto a stool next to him. She crosses her ankles demurely, and Lenny tears his gaze from her bare legs and meets her eyes.

"And to what do I owe the honor of your presence?"

She flags down the bartender and orders a martini. "I wanted to see your set."

"What did you think?" Trying to sound nonchalant, he studies his glass.

"Needed more dick jokes," she deadpans.

Lenny snorts. "I'll take that under advisement."

"We're leaving for Nashville tomorrow," Midge says suddenly. 

Lenny nods and lights a cigarette. "And you took time out of your busy schedule to say goodbye to Miami's own wandering Jew."

His tone has an edge to it, and he regrets it immediately.

"Lenny, I--" 

He waves his hand dismissively. "I kid, I kid."

"I shouldn't have left the other night," Midge says softly. 

Attempting a casual shrug, Lenny takes a swig of whiskey. "It would have ended that way eventually. You just cut out the middle part."

Midge's brow furrows. "Why do you say that?"

Cement settles in his lungs, and he offers her a small smile. "I'm pyrite. You're 24-karat gold." 

She narrows her eyes. "Bullshit."

"Such language from a genteel lady." 

An involuntary laugh bubbles from her throat before she's scowling again.

"I'm laughing at your ironic wordplay--not your self-deprecation."

Lenny inclines his head. "Noted."

Midge fixes him with an enigmatic stare. "Do you want to dance with me?"

"There's no music." 

Without a word, Midge swivels on her stool and strides toward the jukebox on the other side of the room. Before long, the opening notes of Sinatra's "I've Got You Under my Skin" float across the smoky room. 

Lenny doesn't hesitate. He pushes away from the bar and moves toward the woman who's dominated his waking thoughts for the better part of a year.

He takes her in his arms, and they start moving in time with the music.

Midge looks up at him, her expression conflicted. "I wanted to stay," she says simply. 

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[wolfofansbach]

It is absolutely crazy that in 2022 people are out there writing Lenny Bruce smut on ao3. If I told my boomer dad I think he’d go insane like a Lovecraft protagonist.

[adorecline]

rules and who i write for

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1. i mainly write for she/her reader. i will do they/them reader. i might do he/him reader, but i'm not very good at it.

2. i always do y/n for imagines. i will take requests of course, but not with specific names. i try to have y/n be described as little as possible meaning no names and no specific traits. i want my writing to be able to let people imagine themselves.

3. if a celebrity or character is not listed as someone i write for, just ask! i can't promise i will write for everyone, but i will let you know!

4. i do not give anyone permission to copy or repost my work on here or any other websites. no translations either! likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated, but no stealing!!!

5. this is a safe space for everyone! so please no discrimination of any kind! if you are rude and disrespectful you will be blocked!

6. i do not write smut. i'm not good at it, so it's not happening. sorry, but i'll write just about anything else with some exceptions.

7. i will right for romantic pairings and platonic pairings (siblings, father/mother and daughter, best friend, etc)

8. i write blurbs and headcanons as well. you can just leave a scenario/concept in an ask!

9. when requesting Social Media AU's please include who you would like as the faceclaim

10. please please please give me details in your requests! it doesn't have to be a lot, but i need a little info to help me write your requests!

who i write for

THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

Lenny Bruce

STREAMERS

Valkyrae

MARVEL

Natasha Romanoff

Yelena Belova (platonic only)

Wanda Maximoff

Bucky Barnes

Pietro Maximoff

Maria Hill

Sharon Carter

Thena

Ajak

Gwen Stacy

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

T'Challa Udaku

Thor Odinson

Sam Wilson

Scott Lang

Andrew!Peter Parker

Tobey!Peter Parker

Tom!Peter Parker

Wade Wilson

Clint Barton

Bruce Banner

Eddie Brock

Carol Danvers

Hope van Dyne

Pepper Potts

Karli Morgenthau

Kate Bishop

America Chavez

Darcy Lewis

Jane Foster

Valkyrie

May Parker

Melina Vostokoff

Lady Sif

THE BATMAN

Bruce Wayne

Selina Kyle

SCREAM FRANCHISE

Sidney Prescott

Gale Weathers

Dewey Riley

Tatum Riley

Stu Macher

CRIMINAL MINDS (platonic only)

Penelope Garcia

Derek Morgan

Jennifer Jareau

Emily Prentiss

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

David Rossi

Elle Greenaway

Luke Alvez

Alex Blake

Matt Simmons

Tara Lewis

Kate Callahan

Stephen Walker

80s/90s

Tim LaFlour

Dallas Winston

Sodapop Curtis

Ponyboy Curtis

Rachel Green

Monica Geller

Phoebe Buffay

Cher Horowitz

Winona Ryder

Alicia Silverstone

Matthew Lillard

Rose McGowan

Neve Campbell

Keanu Reeves

EUPHORIA

Maddy Perez

Lexi Howard

STRANGER THINGS

Robin Buckley

Max Mayfield

Lucas Sinclair

Nancy Wheeler

Joyce Byers

PRETTY LITTLE LIARS

Hanna Marin

Emily Fields

Spencer Hastings

Aria Montgomery

Allison DiLaurentis

TWILIGHT

Rosalie Hale

Alice Cullen

Jasper Hale

CELEBRITIES

Madelyn Cline

Madison Bailey

Rudy Pankow

Jonathan Daviss

Drew Starkey

Vanessa Hudgens

Ashley Benson

Scarlett Johansson

Elizabeth Olsen

Florence Pugh

Hailee Steinfeld

Cobie Smulders

Blake Lively

Leighton Meester

Alexa Demie

Austin Butler

Olivia DeJonge

Ryan Reynolds (daughter!reader only)

Ana de Armas

Sadie Sink

Maya Hawke

Kaia Gerber

Eva Cudmore

KARJENNER!READER

Alexa Demie

Olivia DeJonge

Kaia Gerber

Vanessa Hudgens

MISCELLANEOUS

Rodrick Heffley

Austin!Elvis Presley

Olivia!Priscilla Presley

Hermione Granger

Ruby McDaniel (American Horror Stories)

Blair Waldorf

Serena van der Woodsen

Lisa Rowe

Susanna Kaysen

Dwayne Hoover

Pam Beesly

Jim Halpert

Jean (I'm Your Woman)

Alaska Young

Donna Sheridan (Mamma Mia 2)

Fiona Gallagher

Mandy Milkovich

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Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Headcanons

Important Note: I will write fluff and angst but no smut or self harm I’m just not comfortable writing it.

Request Are Closed

So please send some requests my way these tags are seriously lacking and I intend to fix this.

Prompt List

General Masterlist

❤️‍🩹- Angst, 💕-Fluff, 💔- Self Doubt/ Insecurity

People I Write For -

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Lenny Bruce

Midge Maisel

Declan Howell

Benjamin Ettenberg

[canaryrecords]

“Under the mask of humor, our society allows infinite agressions, by everyone and against everyone. In the culminating laugh by the listener or observer - whose position is often really that of the victim or butt - the teller of the joke betrays his hidden hostility and signals his victory by being, theoretically at least, the one person present who does not laugh. […] Erotic humor is far & away the most popular of all types, and an extremely large percentage of jokes authentically in oral circulation, in this and apparently all centuries and cultures, is concerned with the humor - often unwilling, unpleasant, and even purposely macabre - of this sexual impulse. The humor of scatology must be assimilated into this, if only because both operate under the same psychological and verbal taboos. […] The editor is very conscious that in presenting [...] a collection of what this culture calls frankly and appreciatively ‘dirty jokes,’ he himself is falling into every kind of aggression in the book, and is almost certain to cause every reader, without exception, some sort of uneasiness in one chapter or another.” - Gershon Legman, introduction to Rationale of the Dirty Joke: An Analysis of Sexual Humor (Grove Press, 1968)

THIS COLLECTION INCLUDES DISCRIMINATORY AND OFFENSIVE MATERIAL INTENDED ONLY FOR ADULTS. However, unlike the anthologizing work of the great folklorist Gershon Legman, I have made two significant censorial choices. I have purposefully omitted broad racial and ethnic stereotypes (although I have retained regionalistic stereotyping) and material that is specifically centered around sexual violence (although I have retained passing references to assaults). My feeling is that this collection will be understood as entertainment, despite its historicizing context, and that presenting some of the available material here would be itself an act of perpetuation of misogyny, racism, and the ongoing systemic violence that is prevalent among the material that I’ve drawn from in making this collection. The axiom "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke," is as reasonable and helpful a rule if the "they" is clearly understood. My intention is not to obfuscate the hostility that was on display on these old discs but to offer some of these recordings in a way that will not cause undo pain to contemporary adult listeners.

Anyone who has physically handled enough 78rpm discs in the U.S. has encountered the “blue” humor material that was on offer in the post WWII period. Typically anonymous, bearing little more than a title on their labels, they were most often documents of cabaret and burlesque performers, examples of dirty jokes inherited from stage routines but unreleaseable under inherited codes of propriety, filled either with double meanings or else explosions of expletives. Some were the pornographic audio equivalents of “stag” films. In any case, they were a use of the home audio format as a release of repression and sublimation of sexual and other taboo language in the U.S. Between the Supreme Court’s decision on Joyce’s Ulysses and the trials of Lenny Bruce, they were sold clandestinely by men to other men as home-listening smut or "party records" to replicate the bawdy atmosphere of nightclubs at home.

Many were stock bits, recorded repeatedly by various uncredited stage and radio performers. Some were subsequently rerecorded on LPs in the 1970s by Black performers like Skillet & Leroy and Rudy Ray Moore. Parodies of risque material performed by Black entertainers in the 20s and 30s was rerecorded by white performers in stereotyped dialect, a form of audio blackface (which we have omitted on this collection). Queer culture songs and routines were disseminated and consumed through a similar process, even as homophobic sentiments arise periodically. And, of course, ethic humor - a baseline of early 20th century American stage acts - was broadened to include overt sexual ideas of various groups. (Some ethnic groups, particularly Poles in Chicago, produced LPs of "hot" and "sexy" material during the LP era, which is a subject for another discussion.)

For what it’s worth, a significant number of these types of recordings circulate online now, particularly on YouTube, but many also don't. No wide-scale release of the "blue" comedic discs of the 40s and 50s has been undertaken and for good reason. They remain largely in the “naughty” piles of collectors, who are generally reluctant to share them widely because of the shame involved in perpetuating these often distinctly unsavory or sub-artistic bits of American life. The culture of 78rpm record collecting continues to include many individuals who take the contents of the recordings as totemic of a wished-for past, an anachronistic world that is racist, homophobic, and misogynistic. Those reprehensible impulses would be too easy to project on this cross-section of audio cultural detritus, so it may be useful to present some of those recordings here in a spirit of joyfulness.

Henri Bergson wrote that, "If there exists a madness that is laughable, it can only be compatible with the general health of the mind - a sane type of madness." The best way to hear these things is understand them as a form of collective madness. The joke, certainly, is on you and me, but it's only because we're all crazy together.

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1) How many works do you have on AO3?

120.

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

328404. Which makes my fics 2736,7 words long, on average.

3) How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

 26.

Agent Carter, All About Eve, Angel, The Borgias, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chronicles of Narnia, Doctor Who, both classic and new series, Dracula/The Historian, Emily of New Moon, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell , Harry Potter, Ivanhoe, Labyrinth, The Man in the High Castle, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, The Mummy Series, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, Penny Dreadful, Peter Pan, Piranesi, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Queen's Gambit, Sleepy Hollow (1999), Timeless, Versailles (TV 2015) and Victoria 

 4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Ghosts (The Mummy Series. Evy/Rick, Evy/Ardeth, Evy/Imhotep)

The Number of Vices (The Queen’s Gambit, Beth/Borgov)

The Might of His Strength (The Mummy Series. Evy/Rick, Evy/Ardeth/Imhotep, Evy/Imhotep)

The Black King (The Queen’s Gambit, Beth/Borgov)

A Moment (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Midge Maisel/Lenny Bruce)

5) Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

I do. However, it can take me forever to get around answering them. And if the comment is just an emoji, I will probably not answer.

 6) What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Considering I have written a lot of angst, this was really hard. But if I have to choose one, I’d say a Sleepy Hollow-fic called Hell.

7) What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

Crow’s Feet On the Prettiest Eyes (Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Smith/The Doctor) or The Black King (The Queen’s Gambit, Beth/Borgov)m which both are about lovers who are reunited after many years apart.

8) Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

Not really  I’ve borrowed a character from Pan Am for a The Queen’s Gambit fic, but that wasn’t much of a crossover, really. And I have one Piranesi/Chronicles of Narnia crossover, but that one isn’t particularly crazy either, given how many Narnia-references Piranesy contains.

9) Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Yes. A couple of years ago a person read some of my explicit, and very well-tagged fics only to give me several comments on how disgusting the found explicit fics in general, and the tags i used in particular. Personally I would say that the easiest way to not be disgusted by that would be to NOT READ THOSE FICS!

10) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

I do. Quite a lot, actually. Mostly F/M, but sometimes also threesomes. As for kind of sex it ranges from fluffy vanilla to BDSM.

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of.

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes.

13) Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, though one I’m currently writing is certainly co-conceived. 

14) What’s your all time favorite ship?

I honestly can’t say; I have so many. My current favourite shup is Beth Harmon/Vasily Borgov from The Queen’s Gambit. Before that I burned for Fabien Marchal/Sophie de Clermont from the TV show Versailles. No, wait, my favourite ship must be the OT3 Rick/Evy/Ardeth from The Mummy series, as that ship precedes the other, and is still around.

15) What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I currently have 5 WIPs posted on AO3  3 of them I’m writing actively on and plan to finish in the foreseeable future. Then I have two WIPs that’s over 10 years old. An extremely dark Sleepy Hollow-fic about Lady Van Tassel, and one humorous Harry Potter-fic about Dudley Dursley. I like them both, and have the plot properly mapped out, but I have yet to find it in me to finish them. I would still like to do that, though! However, I have one Peter Pan fic that I actually removed from AO3 because not only is it a 15 year old WIP, I have also completely forgotten how I wanted it to end. That one I doubt I will ever touch again.

16) What are your writing strengths?

Emotions. I’m good with emotions, and nowadays I think my dialogue flows quite well too. I’ve been told I write good sex scenes too.

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

Plots! Most of my fics are one-shots with few characters, mainly dealing with emotions. I used to be very bad at being descriptive, but I’m actively working on improving that. I can be brief to a fault, too.

18) What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

So far it’s something I have glossed over in the few cases it has been somewhat relevant for the fic. If I did, however, I would probably write the foreign language in italicized English. Unless it was a language no one else in the fic underwood- then I would write it in the original language.

19) What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Peter Pan, back in 2004, after seeing a promo pic of Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook.

20) What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

Another one of those impossible questions. How can I choose. I’m sorry, It has to be my favourite fics, in plural.

A Place in the Shadows (Penny Dreadful, Vanessa Ives & Sembene), because it turned out exactly as I envisioned it. And I really like the themes of friendship, and cake.

Professor Keller (Doctor Who, Delgado!Master) because it’s my most ambitious fic to date- I even rewrote it completely. I really think I managed the escalating horror of two completely normal people getting their lives destroyed by the Master.

Homeward (The Borgias, Cesare/Micheletto, Lucrezia & Micheletto). I’m not sure why, but I just really, really like this one, and it’s one of my fics that I reread regularly.

A Conversation in the Yellow Drawing-Room, And Other Letters To Mrs Strange (Jonathan Strange & Mr Norell, Lady Pole/John Childermass). In most of my fics the female protagonist saves herself, and this is probably the prime example. I really enjoyed writing Lady Pole making her life the way she wants it for a change, and, ultimately, saving herself, with a little help from her friends.  I also really enjoyed making use of a few fairy tales tropes.

[companionjones]

The Laugh

Pairing: Lenny Bruce x Reader

Fandom: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Summary: You accidentally let loose the most unattractive laugh you have ever heard.

Warnings: Sexual references, drug references, embarrassment

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    Lenny Bruce exclaimed while on stage, “Whoa! Whatta cackle!” He finally caught sight of where the loud sound was coming from as you rushed out the club’s door. “Sorry ladies and gents,” Lenny apologized to the crowd, “that’s my time. I gotta run after that woman before she gets away for good.”

    Outside, you contemplated hailing a taxi or just walking home to cool down from your embarrassment.

    Suddenly, somebody called from behind you, “That’s some laugh you have.”

    You froze.

    You heard him saunter down the steps from behind you. “Hello?” he attempted.

    Sighing and shutting your eyes tight, you promised, “I am so sorry.” You finally turned around to look at him. “I usually don’t laugh like that at all like that at all, but...you were really funny.” You avoided his eyes.

    He smirked, “I like you. Mind if I buy you a drink?”

    “I am not going back in there,” you finalized.

    Lenny chuckled, “No, we don’t have to. I got some places in mind...that’s if you would like to accompany me.”

    “...Okay,” you hesitantly decided after biting your lip in thought.

    The man emphasized each word as he informed, “You are adorable.”

    Fifteen minutes later, Lenny had set the two of you up in a booth in the corner of a bar that was playing some lovely jazz music. It really calmed you down from the night you had.

    Lenny wondered, “What did you like so much about my act? Was it the thing about quitting masturbating cold turkey?”

    “No, I didn’t really find that funny,” you explained, “It was the joke about legalizing marijuana that got me.”

    The comedian chuckled, “She’s honest, too. Tell me, how long have you had that amazing laugh?”

    “Oh, God. Let it die,” you winced.

    He assured, “No, no. I loved it, really.”

    “Yeah, right.” You rolled your eyes.

    “I did! I did,” promised Lenny with a smile.

    Soon enough, you got too caught up in Lenny’s comedy, and that horrid laugh slipped out of you again.

    Lenny nearly fell out of his chair. “There it is!”

    “Shut up.” You silently apologized to the people around you whose stares you had caught.

    The man tried his best to calm down. “I don’t think I could ever get tired of that.”

    Hours later into the night, you found yourself standing outside of your apartment with the famed Lenny Bruce.

    “You know, I don’t know why you did this,” you quietly admitted.

    Lenny furrowed his brow. “Did what?”

    “Try to make me feel better about my laugh,” you clarified.

    He chuckled, “I don’t know why you’re so upset about that laugh of yours. I really am a fan of it. It’s why I’ve been chatting you up all night.”

    With that, he earned a chuckle from you.

    Lenny continued, “I like people that stand out. And you definitely stand out.”

    You glanced at the floor in an attempt to hide your blush.

    “I really do like you, Y/n,” Lenny confessed. He smiled. Then, he gently placed his hand on your hip when he kissed you. It was short and sweet but you both knew the promise it held. “Goodnight,” he murmured in your ear.

    “Goodnight,” you returned just loud enough for Lenny to hear as he was walking away.

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Author’s Note: Thank you so much for reading! Fill up that heart and reblog if you liked it. I also would love a comment if you have the time. If you would like to read more, I have more fics over on my page. You should check it out. Also, REQUESTS ARE OPEN. I take requests for one-shots, drabbles, multi-chapters, headcannons and preferences. No smut, please. I write for a variety of fandoms. If you’re wondering if I write for a specific fandom, please ask me. Have a nice day, night, or whatever time it is for you.<3

[allthyheart]

All Lenny and midge! Smut! Midge killing it as normal on stage, Lenny running into her frequently, making others talk (and jealous), her and Lenny getting into shenanigans around town, slow slow burn . Love your stories and can’t wait for more chapters! Starved for any semi-smutty slow burn Lenny Bruce fanfic over here

Looks like I’m going to have to write you a whole fic. Darn. ;)