#Like. Oh my god

[jounosparticles]

cant believe one of the most sane bsd characters is the 3yo casino manager who was written into reality and forced to work under fyodor.

[baflegacy]

no words i am just absolutely speechless

[agni-ashes]

my god, he just can’t STOP can he (affectionate)

transcript under the cut!

martyn: "what is that?"

jimmy: "who's this little fella?"

martyn: "... i think that's my memory."

[hesitant laughter]

martyn: "oh dear, there goes my memory, floating away again into the abyss."

jimmy: "and then he floated away"

martyn: "i remember a time when i was playing third life and-”

jimmy (interrupting): "nah- no"

martyn: "ehm, look at me now..."

jimmy: "stop this! stop talking about third life!"

[imminent-danger-came]

Sandy: "Hurting others isn't a measure of one's strength—took me a really long time to realize that. As long as I'm doing something to help out a friend, I don't mind what it is! I just want to be there for 'em when they need me. Because at the end of the day, helping my friends is more important than anything else in the world!"

(2x08 To Catch a Leaf)

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Macaque: "She's completely out of control! If there's a time to go, it's now." MK: "NO! Mei is my best friend, I'd never abandon her when she needs me! We're heroes, it's what we do!"

(3x10 The Samadhi Fire)

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Azure Lion: "I thought I arrived in time to contain the curse, but, based off of your expressions I would hazard a guess that Sun Wukong has already been consumed, along with your friends." MK: "But it's fine right!? We'll just pop this bad boy open and get them back!"

Azure Lion: "It's too late to save them, we can't risk unleashing the curse into the world!" MK: "You don't know, we'd risk it for sure! I won't abandon them when they need us."

(4x02 New Adventures)

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Yellowtusk: "I know full well what will happen should Azure fail, but- but he is my brother. I owe him my life." Sandy: "We get it! I'd do anything to help my friends, but at the cost of the world?" Pigsy: "I'm sorry pal, but NOTHING is worth that price!"

(4x13 Rip and Tear)

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Being there for your friends when they need you, but at the cost of the world.

[z-lee123]

This makes me nauseous!!!

| George Harrison Yahoo live chats, 2001 |

[cattailtales]

idk I still think the biggest medical mystery on this show is how house chase and foreman weren’t absolutely drowning in pussy after that karaoke performance

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

the xianle trio really is a codependent girl best friend triad...

[sunbun-fnaf]

"vanessa is only there for needless exposition! all she does is explain the lore!"

and?

and??????

AND??????????

istg some people act like they dont even know what infodumping is. of course she does. its almost like its really important to her? if i was vanessa and some dumbass loser comes in knowing NOTHING you bet your ass that im going to tell them every goddamn detail i know about the place. have you EVER even lived. like. once. have you ever met anyone ever. "needless exposition" my ass

[roachmattea]

my roman empire. btw

[woeisthey]

THERE'S A KURONEKO PLUSH AND I WAS NOT INFORMED ???

​for reference it's for preorder avail mid may 2023 so this is NEW omg.. O__O

[vroomian]

Bitter water in regards to the teenager thing you couldn’t hand wave YRZ in order to Not Fuck A Child in A Fuck or Die situation comes up with the Just Die technique in which he (briefly) kills you then resuscitates you! Still traumatizing but no genitalia involved!

I mean that would probably work for some very fast acting types but I pictured being papa planted more like being poisoned. You don’t stop being poisoned just because you’re dead. The poisons still in the corpse, it’s just not affecting it anymore because it’s a corpse.

Plus Yrz, morally speaking, shifts with the general societys morals. Living in a world where there’s so much fuck or die means that sex and the taboos around it simply aren’t the same as regular earth. Yrz dual culvating with a teenager to save their life would absolutely not be seen as weird! But outside of life saving it’d be seen as improper. It’s like the difference between kissing someone without consent and giving them life saving mouth to mouth.

Yrz would feel a little skeeved out but he’s a professional before anything else. If there was no choice Yrz would simply do it.

Fortunately, A lot of the papaplants don’t hit younger people as hard, so they can simply be carefully knocked out while they process it out of their systems!

[buckttommy]

Is depression kicking anyone's ass a little bit harder this year or is it just me

[sidecast-deactivated]

what western people who like sovietcore don't get is that those video edits especially are the equalivent of if i were to take a pictures of wall street, specifically in 1929, a demolished dairy queen, a college dorm, a random shack in the woods in tennesse, and put a track of god save the queen over them, and titled it "13 colonies core"

[transradar]

Hey MeTV what the fuck man

[thursdayg1rl]

OH MY GOD CALL ME THE CILLIT THE WAY I JUST BANGED THAT INTERVIEW. king of maths. im literally like if euler was a beautiful girl

[navysealt4t]

it’s so annoying when a teacher is like “oh you have again and are requesting these specific accommodations? well i have adhd and i don’t struggle with that so you just need to work harder :)”