#what the fuck is this shit

[imminent-danger-came]

Sandy: "Hurting others isn't a measure of one's strength—took me a really long time to realize that. As long as I'm doing something to help out a friend, I don't mind what it is! I just want to be there for 'em when they need me. Because at the end of the day, helping my friends is more important than anything else in the world!"

(2x08 To Catch a Leaf)

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Macaque: "She's completely out of control! If there's a time to go, it's now." MK: "NO! Mei is my best friend, I'd never abandon her when she needs me! We're heroes, it's what we do!"

(3x10 The Samadhi Fire)

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Azure Lion: "I thought I arrived in time to contain the curse, but, based off of your expressions I would hazard a guess that Sun Wukong has already been consumed, along with your friends." MK: "But it's fine right!? We'll just pop this bad boy open and get them back!"

Azure Lion: "It's too late to save them, we can't risk unleashing the curse into the world!" MK: "You don't know, we'd risk it for sure! I won't abandon them when they need us."

(4x02 New Adventures)

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Yellowtusk: "I know full well what will happen should Azure fail, but- but he is my brother. I owe him my life." Sandy: "We get it! I'd do anything to help my friends, but at the cost of the world?" Pigsy: "I'm sorry pal, but NOTHING is worth that price!"

(4x13 Rip and Tear)

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Being there for your friends when they need you, but at the cost of the world.

[ineffectualdemon]

You can't post a reply containing the word amitriptyline on Tumblr

I was talking to a friend on a post I made about my health and was talking about taking amitriptyline for fibro soon and it would not send the reply until I had removed amitriptyline

I named two other medications and those are fine

I mentioned injections

That's fine

But I cannot mention amitriptyline which also happens to be a mental health medication even though I am taking it for chronic pain reasons

What the actual fuck tumblr

[seaweedsawyou]

oh wow it's so nice of emily to let matt damon and ben affleck out of jail so they could film that dunkin donuts commercial

[phatcatphergus]

Okay wait so if Fred heard rumors that’s just metagaming right? Like there was absolutely nothing to indicate anything before yesterday

[helladventurers]

Ofc when I have an unhealthy sleep schedule I wake up feeling great, but trying sleep at a reasonable time??? Hope you're ready for the sleepy bitch mode to be active for the rest of the day you dumbass

[stupidwarriorkitties]

what the fuck /neg

[chaotic-simp707]

Stay With Me [Luca Kaneshiro X Reader SickFic]

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(Ok... This is my first time making a sickfic and it kinda sucks- I'm not very proud of this one 😭, I hope to improve in the future. Well then i hope you enjoy this failed sickfic i made 😔)

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"luca!! We need to go now!" You shouted not so loudly as you knocked on the door at the same time.

"luca???" You asked, knocking again many times on the same door.

"....." it was all silent

"Luca!!!" You raised your voice a little this time. Luca still didn't respond

'luca isn't responding... He always respond to me... what if...' You got worried, what if something bad happened to him?

You don't like barging into a room without permission as it's like disrespecting others privacy... but you're very worried

*THUD* a loud sound was heard inside the room

'HUH?! WHAT HAPPENED THERE?! What if... B-but im disrespecting his privacy if do that- ...' You distressed, hesitating wether to go or not.

'Ugh... Fuck it, ill deal with this later!' You thought as you opened the door "IM COMING IN!"

*Creak*

*Door opens*

"Luc- LUCA!" You yelled worriedly as you quickly runs towards him. The sight of luca in the floor closed eyes, with a blanket wrapped around him

Luca's eyes is slowly opening... He blinked many times before asking- "Ah... Sorry... Did i woke you up?". He has a very deep hoarse morning voice.

'huh... Why is his voice more ruspy than usual?... Maybe im just overthinking it..' You noticed

"No you didnt... but What happened???!" You blurted, frowning your eyebrows

"And why are you in the floor?!"

"Ah... That... I guess i fell while sleeping?... Im fine really-" He tried to reassure you but got interrupted by a cough

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

"Wha- that's not 'fine'..." You sighed at luca's stubborn personality but then-

*Stands up*

"W-wait!-" Luca tried to protest but then coughed again

"Hushhhh" you whispered, moving your finger into luca's soft pink-ish lips

Currently, You are carrying luca bridal style in your arms. Luca's.... Not that heavy like you expected. 'Maybe he don't eat that much?...'

You put him in the bed carefully as possible like handling a vulnerable glass doll

"Stay still" You declared with a stern voice, knowing luca is a very stubborn person. Worse if he is sick... I hope he is not sick- i hope its just a little coughing... I hope its not worse...

You sighed, moving your right hand to luca's face, stroking the apples of his cheeks with my thumb, feeling the warm skin... Its too Warm... Luca's face feels warm. Luca never feels warm like this... What if...

“What are yo-” luca mumbles, confused

“You’re really hot, luca.” you interrupted him off.

“i-... thanks?" luca chuckled a bit. 'It's good seeing him cheered up a bit...'

You rolled your eyes, “No, well, yes- but no , you’re burning up luca...”you stated. Very worried

“Like a fever?” luca asks.

"I hope not..." You commented, Knowing deeply its possible

"How do you feel?” You questioned, holding one of luca's hands into your own.

“... Its kinda hot when i put my blanket.. and its very cold when i pulled it off... i guess thats why i slept in the floor with a blanket..” luca tries to explain.

'Oh god' you thought, Luca is definitely sick....

'Shit- fuck fuck what do i do-' You panicked inside

"Wait here" You said going to the kitchen and then making a soup...

While making the soup, You tried your best even tho you're not a very well cook. You heard coughs and sniffs inside the room.

After finishing, you moves(idk what the word is 😭😔) around the room trying to find the meds and prepared everything thats needed for luca's treatment. You goes back to the room where luca is in right now and quietly opened the door.

"Luca... The food is ready..." You then goes towards luca's bed and sees him inside the blanket.. its seems he is shivering... Aww poor luca... He looks so frail... It makes me wanna bully him mor- (ehem- anyways-)

"Luca... Its time to eat now..." You said with a very soft and caring voice while you ready the soup

"Nggggg....." Luca groaned, taking of the soft big blanket around him. It showed luca's teary eyes and frowny eyebrows

"Unpog :(" Luca sniffed softly and sickly.

"Bossss :<" you responded, Worried for him. (Some lucub calls him boss, but if you dont then pls ignore that previous sentence 😅)

You sat down on the chair in front of the bed and then put the bowl of soup on the table. You scooped and blows it to make it not too hot to burn the tongue. You then moves the spoon towards luca's soft lump lips

"Ahhh" you said, teasing him

"...ugh... you... tease..." Luca whispered as he blushed bright red. He then comply and procceed to eat the soup

*After finishing*

"There! You did a good job luca" Your habits of praising luca slipped out again

"Thank you..." Luca whispered shyly as he blushed

"Hehe" he's so cute... Wanna tease him more. But he's sick for now.. so maybe later

"Luca, You need to take your medicine" You insisted, getting ready for the meds and water.

".....this is very unpogggg" Luca complained but still forced himself to drink the meds

"Yuck-" He then said after

"You've done well luca" You said, smilling softly at him. He smiled back at you but still have teary eyes because of the pain of sickness. The tears broke your heart but all you can do is to take care of him and wait for him to heal.

Luca then got back on his sleeping position in the bed and then closes his eyes. Maybe sleeping to endure the pain?... You then get a cloth and washed it. Of course making it not to cold nor uncomfortable.

After that, you carefully placed the cool damp washclothe on his forehead and let him sleep.

When you were about to leave-

"Nggg...." Luca mumbled as he tucked your clothes and-

"..Dont go.... Stay with me.... Please..?" Luca pleaded quietly. Aurgh- (my simp is showing) Hes so cuteeeeee. Ughhh you'll be the death of me lucaaaaa 😭

"Ok... Alright... I'll be here with you... I wont go anywhere.. i promise.." you smiled at him warmly and goes back to the chair while holding his right hand

"....hng... Not enough.... Can you please.. cuddle with me?..." Luca begged cutely

'HOW CAN I SAY NO WITH THAT CUTE FUCKING FACEEEEEEE STAHP' You panicked inside then responded with "..ok.."

You then goes to the bed and then luca pulled you to his arms, hugging you and clinging onto you. Wtf hes so strong- you cant get out of his grip. Hes a fricking damn mafia for a reason-

'well.... I mean... I could stay in here for a little longer..' you smiled softly, cuddling with the one you loves the most

You patted his head, touching his blonde hair.. it feels so soft.... You then put your lips into his forehead and kissed his forehead.

"Goodnight and Get well soon... My sunshine" You whispered quietly

You could say the night is the most peaceful and comdortable one you've had... No nightmares or uncomfortable coughing/sniffing. Instead, was filled with cuddling and kisses... and maybe two love birds quietly tweeting at the night

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Next day

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"Ah.... Sorry..." You chuckled as luca is currently healed... And you are the one in his place.

"....I'll take care of you... Life you took care of me... Thank you and get well... My love" luca whispered the last part, and smiled at you with so much warmness...

You smiled at him back. Ah... Maybe getting sick isnt that bad..

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Ok, This is inspired by:

I saw this pic in insta and knew instantly what im gonna write 🗿

[effervescentdragon]

steve and danny first meeting 🤝🏻 arthur and merlin first meeting

💫 H O M O E R O T I C I S M 💫

[claratyler]

WHY AM I LITERALLY GETTING SICK THE DAY BEFORE MY FINAL UNDERGRAD EXAM WHAT THE FUUCK

Save me. Vicvaporub SAVE ME

Edit: ohmygod what if im my own "designanted person who is coughinng at this concert" ?!?!?!?

[amorgansgal]

Honestly the fact that the tumblr dashboard now has an end and doesn't scroll on forever is just fucking rude.

[pinkrangerv]

Girl, cis men want to kills us wtf are you talking about

Okay I've had like twelve variations of this in my inbox and:

There's about 30% of America who votes Republican. Those are probably the people who want to hurt you.

70% of the population, male or female, is not out to get you. The vast, vast majority of people do not actually have it in for you.

If every cis male you meet wants to kill you, you are in a really toxic living situation and need to get out immediately, because that is not normal. Cis men are not monsters. They're real people. They're stupid and messy and smart and create art and care about things and eat burritos for lunch just like the rest of us.

It is not normal to think that half the population wants to kill you, and you unironically have some serious problems here that are not men-based. I don't know if you have clinical paranoia, or live in a cult, or what, but your problem is not 'cis men'. At all.

[unfortunate17]

I’m such a fucking baby but istg if I stay sick for one more day I’m going to turn into the joker

[swordtit]

grocery stores be like "here's some coupons we think you'd use!!" and then give you 10% off on a product you never knew even existed

[fostopia]

who does blud think they is

when I said I wanted asks this was not what I fucking meant.

[hungriestheidi]

if mclaren did this on purpose to put norris ahead i will beat zak brown with my own two hands

[dougielombax]

I’m not one to judge.

But what the fuck kind of a name is Yarvin?!

Who thinks that’s a good name for a kid?!

Who the fuck thinks “oh, yeah. If I have a kid I’m gonna call them Yarvin!”

YARVIN!!!!

I mean come ON!!!!!

Yarvin!

Even saying it fills me with revulsion and disgust.

Yarvin!

YARVIN!

Oh GOD!

I feel SICK!

Yarvin!

Sounds like the name of a really nasty and unpleasant Doctor Who villain!