#Lizzie X Joel X Etho

[cielcreations]

Mate Life - Ch. 1

AN: Probably won’t post too much of this story on Tumblr because it’s going to have a lot of 18+ content, so you can either read it on my Patreon or AO3.

Also, loooooots of shipping. So ye.

Grian and Zed looked at their communicators, smiling. The counter ended and, in green text, "OMEGA" was displayed on both of their screens. They then hissed and held their necks.

"Shoot, forgot to mention that." Grian removed his hand from his neck, rubbing it a bit. Zed saw a mark on the dirty blonde's neck, an omega mark, "So, to help identify what everyone else is, we get marks on us."

"Ah, okay!" Zed smiled, "So, we got three extra hearts, right? Thank goodness, I think that actually helps ease my nerves a bit." He then began to type away on his communicator, "I wonder what Impy and Tango are! Maybe we can be Team ZIT!"

Grian also began messaging on his communicator. He was hoping for Mumbo and Scar, or at least one of them. He sent them both a message.

GoodTimesWithScar whispers to you: I'm an Alpha! I'm a little nervous though, hopefully I don't die first! You whisper to GoodTimesWithScar: That's Timmy's job. I'm an Omega. Want to be a team? Hoping to get Mumbo too, so long as he's a Beta. GoodTimesWithScar whispers to you: Do you want Mumbo as your Alpha? If he is one. You whisper to GoodTimesWithScar: No. I want you. I want to make up for Double Life and we never got to hang out in Limited Life. You don't have to if you don't want to, I understand. I just really miss you. GoodTimesWithScar whispers to you: I really miss you too. I mean, i know we hang out in HC, but these games could go on for months and I don't want to go through a repeat of Limited Life. So, guess I was a bit worried. Mates? You whisper to GoodTimesWithScar: Mates. :) You whisper to GoodTimesWithScar: Oh, Mumbo responded, brb!

Grian heard Zed huff, "Dangit!"

"They already found someone?" He asked as he moved to Mumbo's messages.

"Well, yes and no. Tango is an Omega too and said he promised to team with Solidarity if things aligned. So, it's gonna just be ZI instead of ZIT." Zedaph joked.

Grian chuckled.

MumboJumbo whispers to you:  I'm a Beta, you?

Grian cheered.

***

Solidarity spawned beside Joel, which the two immediately joked it was fate. The two began to collect materials as they talked.

"So, you wanna team if possible?" Joel asked.

"I kinda want to team with Tango. And I expect you want to team with Lizzie?" Solidarity hummed.

"Yeah... But who knows! If you're an Omega, me an Alpha, and Tango or Liz are Betas, we could team!"

Solidarity nodded before their communicators beeped. They checked their communicators as it counted down from five. Once it hit zero, Solidarity saw "ALPHA" in red. Both then hissed as their necks burned.

"Grian must've forgotten to mention that." Solidarity groaned before hr chuckled, "Well, I'm an Alpha, you?"

Joel stared at him, "...HOW ARE YOU AN ALPHA AND I'M AN OMEGA?!"

Solidarity burst out into laughter, falling to the ground. Joel began texting Lizzie, huffing and muttering "this is insane, this is bull, how are you an Alpha?!"

"Lizzie's an Alpha too! Bro, hooooooow?!"

"Guess I'm just better than you!" He teased before he smiled, "Ah! Tango is an Omega! Guess we can't be a team." He then smiled, "Want to have a truce?"

"For now, yeah, sure." Joel teased, "I'm gonna go find Lizzie, see ya later!"

Solidarity waved and began walking the opposite way, Tango sending him cords. He then got a beep, a message appearing on his screen.

Dangthatsalongname    whispers to you: I'm a Beta. You? You whisper to Smajor1995: Alpha. Smajor  whispers to you: Want to team? You whisper to Smajor1995: Tango is gonna be my Omega. Still want to be my Beta?

It took another minute or two before Scott responded.

Smajor1995 whispers to you: Sure.

 Far away, Scott whispered to himself, "Oh my god, Dary, you can't just ask if I want to be yours..."

***

(Suggestive Content Ahead!)

Martyn wasn't a big fan about team games. Well, team games in the sense you have to have a team. Double Life was awful, him and Cleo just didn't work out. And even though this time he could pick his team, it still just wasn't something he was interested.

Not to mention he was an Omega.

He sighed and walked around, trying to find a cave. He managed to get some wook, his tools were stone, a couple of iron ingots was turned into a helmet and axe. Martyn continued walking around, trying to find a cave or even other people, just for a bit of socialization.

"Martyn!"

The blonde turned and smiled, seeing a familiar wolf hybrid running over. He was nearly tackled by the hug, laughing a bit, "Hey Ren! Missed you last game!"

Ren's tail wagged happily as he pulled back, "Missed you too! Oh, are you an Omega? I'm an Alpha! Wanna team? It would be great to catch up!"

Martyn hesitated before he smiled and nodded. He teamed up with Ren once, he wouldn't mind doing it again!

"Sure, why not?"

Ren smiled brightly before leaning down, licking his neck.

"Ewwww!" Martyn pushed him back, "Hey, hey, what're you-"

"What's wrong? I have to bite your mark to claim you as mine." Ren said matter of factly, "Did you not read the message that came with your assigned role?"

Martyn blinked before rechecking the the chat.

You are... an OMEGA

Make sure to find a Beta and an Alpha to team up with. An Alpha will need to bite a Beta and an Omega's neck to complete the pack. Omegas and Betas biting their Alphas is optional.

"Crap. No, I didn't read that." Martyn said before lowering his hands, "Okay, just try to be gentle?"

Ren nodded. He leaned forward and licked Martyn's neck again. Martyn cringed, but relaxed. The brunette gently nibbled at his neck to prepare the blonde before opening his mouth. He bit Martyn's neck, right where his omega mark was.

Martyn's eyes widened. It didn't hurt, it felt good. Really good. The blonde's knees buckled as he leaned into Ren, moaning. He felt Ren's teeth sink more into his skin and he moaned more, holding onto the brunette's arm to keep him on his feet.

Ren removed his teeth and looked at Martyn, the blonde panting and holding him. He smiled brightly at the brunette.

"Can you, like, undo the mark and redo it...? That felt amazing."

Ren blushed before he smiled, "I-I'm glad."

Martyn then fell against his chest, knees giving out, "S-Sorry, c-can you just...?"

"Carry you? Happily."

"Ren?"

The two turned and saw a Beta standing there, looking at them.

Ren's tail began to wag at the dog hybrid, "Big B!"

(End of Suggestive Content!)

***

Solidarity whispers to you: Sorry man, I'm teaming up with Tango and Scott. Maybe you can team with Gem or Pearl? You whisper to Solidarity: Can't. Asked Gem, she's also a Beta and Pearl said she's teaming with Gem if possible. Solidarity whispers to you: Sorry man :/ You whisper to Solidarity:  No worries, it's cool. Figured you would team with Tango, just wish I could've gotten to you before Scott. Not your fault, Scott's just a cheater. Solidarity whispers to you: Yup, he will make Flower Husbands happen no matter what.

Pixlriffs chuckled at the joke before he sighed a bit. He's never played a Life Series game, he was hoping he could team with some familiar faces. Granted, he knew of everyone, but he was more comfortable with people he has played with on other servers, like Joel, Solidarity, or Lizzie!

Ah well. Pix thought to himself, Teaming with new people isn't the end of the world. He began to collect materials, spending a lot of time in the caves. He had gotten full iron armor, iron tools, and a diamond pickaxe for later. He then began walking around, looking for a place to build his base.

"Huh- oh, hey!"

Pix turned around and smiled, "Hey! Skizz and Vintage, right?"

The cow hybrid chuckled, "Vintage Beef, yes, but I prefer to go by Beef."

"You're Pixlriffs, right?" The man in a tuxedo with sleeves ripped off, Skizz, asked, "Nice to meet you more properly! Didn't get to talk to you much at the beginning! This yours and Beef's first time, so it'll be a bit interesting!"

Beef nodded, "What are you, by the way? I'm an Alpha, Skizz is an Omega."

"Beta." Pix replied.

"Oh, nice! Wanna team?!" Skizz exclaimed, "We can be the Big Tits Gang!"

"W-WHAT?!" "Hahahaha!" Beef blushed, Pix trying not to fall to his knees.

"SKIZZ!" Beef yelled.

"What?! You can't even keep the top button of your shirt button, your tits are so huge! And look at how tight Pix's shirt is!" Skizz huffed, "And I'm not a narcissist or anything, but I got some pretty big tits myself! So, Big Tits Gang! BTG!"

Pix continued to laugh as Beef just blushed, groaning, "Oh my god, Skizz..." The cow hybrid then looked at the brunette, "Listen, you can just ignore him."

"No, no, it's fine! I don't mind." He then showed off his yellow Beta mark, "Wanna be a trio?"

Beef smiled and nodded.

***

"IMPPPPPPPY!" The demon turned around and quickly caught the blonde ram hybrid with a gasp, "IMPY! HAHA, I FOUND YOU!"

Impulse chuckled, holding Zedaph up, "Hi Zed. I can't believe you found me so fast!"

"Tango is an Omegaaaaa! And Soli stole hiiiiim!" Zed huffed, "Can you believe that?!"

"They did get close in Double Life and during Limited Life, they would sneak off to have some fun." Impulse chuckled, "It's why we added Soli to our relationship, remember?"

"I knooooow, but I still wanted Tango, or even Soli so we can be a trio! Either Team ZIT or... ZIS?"

"What about Team ITS?" Impulse teased.

"Noooooo!" Zed huffed, "You promised we'd be together this game if possible!"

"I know, I know, I'm teasing."

"Impulse!" The two turned and saw Bdubs running over, smiling as he waved his hand, "Oh, and Zed too! Hey guys!"

"Nope! Six feet apart!" Zed joked, "Only I can be on Impulse at this time!"

"Wha- ZED!"

"Be nice, Zed." Impulse playfully scolded, kissing his cheek before looking at Bdubs, "Hey B, how you doing?"

"Ug, everyone I've ran into is already teamed or planning to make a team!" Bdubs huffed, "I tried to get Etho, but Lizzie and Joel got to him first! Then I ran into Scar, but he had Mumbo claimed and they were going off to find Grian, which makes sense, those three will be together no matter what, if possible. Then I found Cleo and you know what she said?! She was teaming up with Gem and Pearl! Something about wanting lesbians to win? Which, honestly, respect, I think the lesbians winning would be great. But Cleo and Pearl?! In a Life Series game?! Shit is gonna go down."

"Language." Impulse scolded.

"Zed, you haven't seen it, but Pearl is like coocoo for Coco Puffs crazy in Life Series games, and Cleo is... well, Cleo."

"So expect chaos?" Zed chuckled.

"Major chaos."

"Niiiice. Anyways, so, like, wanna be our Beta?" Zed pointed to the other's neck, "I can tell you're a Beta and Impy and I are already planning to team up!"

"It would be nice to team up again." Impulse suggested.

Bdubs smiled and nodded, "Yeah, sure!"

***

"Ha! There she is!"

Gem turned around and smiled, running over, "Cleo! Pearl! You guys were quick!"

"You gave us cords and agreed to team, we booked it." Pearl chuckled.

Gem smiled, "Well, I've been just making a base and a farm, so hopefully you guys have everything you need!" She chuckled.

Cleo nodded, smiling, "So, you're a Beta right?"

"Yep!"

"Perfect!" Cleo hummed, "Pearl is an Omega and I'm an Alpha."

"Team Lesbians for the win!" Pearl exclaimed as Gem laughed.

"I-Is that our team name?" She laughed.

"Seems like it. Bdubs called us that."

"Don't lie, Cleo. You said we were going to form Team Lesbians first!"

"Shut up, Pearl!" Cleo teased, pushing the brunette, all laughing.

***

Joel groaned, pushing another branch of leaves out of his way. He was trying to find Lizzie, but she wasn't responding to his messages. He tried contacting a few others, but everyone had already gotten their trio set up.

"LIZZZZZZZZZZIE!" Joel screamed into the woods, ducking under another branch, "Geez, where in the bloody-" He gasped as he stopped, nearly falling down into a ravine, "W-Woah!"

"Are you going to pull a Solidarity?"

Joel turned around and yelled, stepping back. However, before he could fall back, an arm grabbed him and pulled him back, away from the ravine. He stared at the taller man, blushing a bit.

"Etho!" Joel exclaimed as the platinum blonde pulled him away from the ravine, "W-What're you doing?"

"You trying to keep your Bad Boy persona?"

"Shut up." Joel blushed and pushed him away, "I'm looking for Lizzie! You seen her?"

"Yeah, she's the one who told me to find you."

"What, why?!"

"Have you checked chat?"

Joel blinked and looked at his communicator, seeing multiple chat displays.

[ Alpha Rendog has claimed Omega InTheLittleWood ]

[ Alpha Rendog has claimed Beta Bigbst4tz2 ]

[ Alpha Solidarity has claimed Omega TangoTek ]

[ Alpha impulseSV has claimed Omega Zedaph ]

[ Alpha impulseSV has claimed Beta BdoubleO100 ]

[ Alpha ZombieCleo has claimed Beta GeminiTay ]

So on and so forth, everyone having gotten a trio. The very last message read:

[ Alpha LDShadowLady has claimed Beta EthosLab ]

"So, I'm the last person unclaimed." Joel hummed.

"Pretty much. Come on, this way." Etho grabbed his wrist, beginning to lead the way.

Joel huffed, "Why did Lizzie claim you? Doesn't she realize we were enemies last season?!"

"We were also soulmates two seasons ago-"

"Shut up!" Joel blushed, looking away, "Last season was more important!"

Etho just laughed, "Let's see how long you can keep your brat behavior up."

Joel just huffed as they continued making their way to Lizzie. Once they arrived to their little base, Lizzie smiled and waved happily at them. Joel smiled and ran over to her.

"Bout time! I messaged you!" 

"I was building!" Lizzie giggled, "Sorry! Besides, Etho found me first! He's gonna be our Beta, in case you couldn't tell!"

"Yeah, you hired an enemy!"

"Oh, so that's how he's been?" Lizzie looked at Etho, the platinum blonde shrugging and chuckling as he went inside their base. She then looked at Joel, "Be nice to him."

"Nuh uh, he kill me last season! And he killed my fellow Bad Boys!"

"You are such a brat, you know that?" Lizzie teased.

Joel chuckled and smiled, leaning down as they shared a kiss, "You love it though."

Lizzie smiled and nodded.

[bidoofenergy]

to @jaz-it-up for the @mcyt-drabble-exchange !!

Lizzie knows her husband well—that ridiculous man—and he still manages to surprise her. Like when he takes her on a tour of his Hermitcraft base and shows off all that he's built, the grand scale to the little details, so much care and love is evident. A little less surprising is the way Etho trails after them—and the way Joel lets him.

Those two might be fine to keep going in circles—but Lizzie isn't. She wants to know what they're like, to see it up close instead of hearing stories. And she has some time before her next project starts…

[mcytshipsandmore]

I ship Etho Joel Cleo and Lizzie all in one polycule

I’m on a school break so I get to answer some asks!!! :3

Okay okay I like this. I love ships where they all kiss and have no problem because like why chose one when you can chose all!!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ -⭐️

[mello-avian]

EXTREME RARE PAIR-ERS REUNITE PLEASE tell me your weirdest ship combos!!!!!!! mine that i can think of rn are etho x jimmy, etho x lizzie (only really with joel / polyam) and grian x etho ignore how theyre all etho involved im normal about him i swear

[efoxkitty]

I know the tags look scary, but trust me guys, it gets wacky and funny too! Also lot of shipping jokes. Way too many shipping jokes.

Epilogue coming soon and that's the end of "The fatality of mortality"

[solsays]

Lifers x Crane Wives

I saw someone comment on a life series TikTok or something to try and pair all of the lifers to a crane wives song, without repeating songs. so obviously I spent an hour doing it

Grian—Tongues & Teeth (self explanatory if you’ve EVER heard this song)

Scar—Steady, Steady (this whole song is about how their partner is walking out but they still want to be “wild and free” which is just SO Scar coded)

Tango—Ancient History (he keeps teaming up with Skizz and I feel like this song vibes with that, it also just feels very Tango)

Skizz—Icarus (this man always gives himself up for his teammates I swear, and he fuels them to keep going. It also says “oh brother, brother” which feels like Skizz talking to any of his teammates to me)

Impulse—Allies or Enemies (Impulse has been very iffy on a lot of his alliances throughout the seasons, especially in third life and with the amount of playing all sides that man has done this songs feels right)

Cleo—The Glacier House (this. this is literally just her leaving Fairy Fort. The song is talking to/about her from probably Lizzie’s perspective, but like the last line is 100% as if Cleo was speaking)

Bdubs—Unraveling (Bdubs relies so heavily on his teammates, and when he doesn’t have that stability *cough* Etho *cough* he just kinda doesn’t know what to do so this song fits)

Mumbo—Keep You Safe (this man is by no means an aggressive/reckless player [see: Joel or Martyn] and he feels like he’s just here for the vibes and honestly? Love that for him. This song is about fear not keeping you safe and watching your friends run high risks, which just is very accurate to how Mumbo plays this series. I also feel like he could fit Rockslide when he goes red cause he goes from standstill to “drop dead sprint” in terms of aggression)

Lizzie—Shallow River/New Colors (Lizzie is the only one I put as two because both of these songs are just so fitting. Shallow river—“wasted all for the title, wasted all for the crown” reminds me of Lizzie trying to kill Scott and ending up dying herself instead. I also feel like parts of it could be dead Lizzie talking to Joel, the only person who is really mourning her. New Colors—“don't tell me that I can't, I need this“ and “I give up my air, to breathe” also feel very accurate with how she is trying so hard and just keeps failing )

Jimmy—Canary in a Coal Mine (no further context needed, we all know Timmy)

Scott—Little Soldiers (this is very flower husbands, but also just feels like Scott looking back on the last seasons including Pearl, Jimmy, Martyn, all his reluctant exes. Also this man is the watchers’ like least favorite person ever and this gives that vibe)

Pearl—Ribs (i changed this from New Discovery because Ribs is entirely about somewhat angrily protecting and helping yourself because nobody else would, and it really strikes me as Pearl with the some things having been good (Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss) and some being bad (divorce quartet))

BigB—Not the Ghost (this man is so incredibly odd, he just constantly feels like he is being haunted by the watchers and just going about his life, he is the human personification of gaslight and we love that for him)

Martyn—The Hand That Feeds (he HATES the watchers with every ounce of his being, and with Ren gone I think this guy’s only purpose is just to spite them)

Joel—Sleeping Giants (go listen to it. That’s all there is to it, it just feels very Joel-ish, this lad is absolutely fucking mental)

Ren—Once & for All (this song feels like war and being betrayed, and Ren has been betrayed so much so it just fits. I mean come on “my blood’s forever on your hands” tell me that isn’t 100% something Ren would say)

Gem—Show Your Fangs (Girlboss moment, we love Geminislay. This woman is not someone to be underestimated and this song very clearly says that so it’s very Gem in my head. She doesn’t have enough lore yet to make it angsty but ONE DAY)

Etho—Never Love An Anchor (I can’t explain it, this song just has Etho vibes. I mean “It’s a secret I keep tucked inside my chest” just seems very him, I can’t really tell you why)

[mcytblrcringefail]

MAY THE WETTEST CAT WIN.

round 1 polls open 9 pm est. matches below the cut.

Jimmy (ESMP) vs Jimmy (Traffic)

Wilbur (DSMP) vs Ranboo (DSMP)

Mumbo (HC) vs Pearl (Traffic)

Oli (ESMP/ALSMP) vs Jack (DSMP)

Scar (Traffic) vs Bdubs (HC)

Quackity (DSMP/KL) vs Joel (ESMP)

Connor (DSMP/SMPL) vs Fundy (DSMP)

Scar (HC) vs Sam (DSMP)

Tommy (DSMP) vs Xisuma (HC)

Tango (Traffic) vs Joel (Traffic)

Lizzie (ESMP) vs Schlatt (DSMP/SMPL)

Ren (HC) vs Branzy (Lifesteal)

Bdubs (Traffic) vs Evil X (HC)

Shubble (ESMP) vs Niki (DSMP/BSMP)

Ranboo (OSMP) vs Oli (Rats)

Grian (HC) vs Martyn (Traffic)

Mumbo (Traffic) vs Tommy (OSMP)

BBH (DSMP) vs Etho (HC)

False (ESMP) vs Joe (HC)

Slime (DSMP) vs Lizzie (Traffic)

Grian (Traffic) vs Zam (Lifesteal)

Tommy (SMPE) vs Aimsey (OSMP)

Apokuna (Outsiders) vs Hannah (DSMP)

Slime (SCU) vs Tubbo (DSMP)

[mcyt-rarepair-tournament]

[ellieloves2draw]

at long last i have finished it!! this was so much fun :] ive wanted to do a character lineup for a while but havent really had the time/spoons, so it was really nice to have a convenient template on hand

template by @xmaruu11

closeups and ID under the cut

(ID: bust shots of each of the members of the life series, done in marker. left to right, top to bottom, they are: grian, scar, mumbo, jimmy, joel, scott, impulse, skizz, tango, etho, bdubs, cleo, martyn, ren, lizzie, bigb, gem, and pearl. each member is talking to and/or interacting with another member.

character designs:

grian has dirty blonde hair, a button nose, and pure black eyes. his hands are scaled and birdlike, and he has large deerlike ears. he is wearing small round glasses and a red sweater.

scar has brown hair in a ponytail, pointed, ears, a wide nose, and green eyes. there are a number of scars on his face, arms, and neck. there are also some grey streaks in the left side of his hair.

mumbo has black hair, black dot eyes, a button nose, and pointed ears. his mouth is obscured by a mustache. there are two strands of hair sticking up above his forehead. he is wearing a white collared shirt, suspenders, a floppy red tie, and black gloves.

jimmy has short dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, a straight nose, and a beard. I he’s wearing a white shirt, and unbuttoned blue shirt, and a bandana around the neck that is red-and-white striped.

joel has dark brown hair with a green streak in the front, pointed ears, dark brown eyes, a slightly hooked nose, stubble, and a small braid in the back. he’s wearing a loose, long-sleeved white shirt, and a dark brown vest that is loosely tied together.

scott has long blue hair with a braid next to his left ear, deerlike ears, a wide nose, and dark blue eyes. there are small yellow lights floating around his head like a halo. he is wearing a white shirt with a rainbow pattern across the middle, and an unbuttoned blue shirt on top. there are red flowers in his hair.

impulse has short brown hair with grey streaks, slitted brown eyes, a wide nose, pointed ears, and a beard. he is wearing a black, short sleeve shirt, a dark, gray vest, and a yellow bandanna tied around the neck.

skizz has salt and pepper hair styled similarly to wolverine from x-men. he has a chin beard, a large nose, and light blue eyes with white pupils. there are scars on his arms. there is a faint halo around his head. he is wearing a formal vest, red tie, and white collared shirt with the sleeves ripped off.

tango has long pointed ears, red eyes, a pointed nose, yellow blonde hair, and stubble. there are a pair of red lensed goggles on his forehead. he is wearing oversized red gloves, a red button up shirt, and black overalls.

etho has long white hair that is half tied up, a dark blue eye and a red eye, and a scar over the red eye. he also has stubble, which is barely visible underneath his mask. he’s wearing a dark green shirt, a dark blue vest with a fur collar, and black fingerless gloves.

bdubs has short white hair, very dark brown eyes, stubble, a large nose, and a missing tooth. he also has a black eye. he’s wearing a white collared shirt, a cloak made of moss, and a red bandana on his head.

cleo has pale green skin covered in stitches, long red hair, an upturned nose, and pure black eyes with light green irises. they are wearing a dark magenta leotard with purple off-the-shoulder sleeves. she has dark pink flowers in her hair.

martyn has long light blonde hair, parted in the middle and held back with a headband. he has blue eyes, a large nose, and a beard. he’s wearing a green shirt, a dark green jacket with a large collar, and black fingerless gloves.

ren is a dogman. he has long dark brown fur with slightly lighter fur on the face and hands. he has blue eyes. he’s wearing sunglasses and a red plaid short-sleeved flannel.

lizzie has blue eyes, long pink hair, and raccoon-like ears and nose. she has sharp teeth and claws. there is a dark raccoon-like marking over her eyes. she is wearing a blue vest and floppy tie and a white collared shirt.

bigb has dark brown eyes, a wide nose, a beard, and two ear cuffs. his hair is styled in a pompadour. he is wearing a blue poncho with a cookie patch sewn, and a lighter blue shirt underneath.

gem has antlers and deerlike ears, red hair tied in a braid, green eyes, a small nose, and freckles. she’s wearing a light green sweater and blue denim overalls.

pearl has long light brown hair, deerlike ears, and blue eyes with white pupils. she also has white freckles. she’s wearing a dark blue beanie and cloak, and a white shirt. the cloak has red patches sewn on.

end ID.)

[ivys-garden]

Other people have done this...but I haven't had a go yet sooooo

Fan Cast for an MCYT x Epic: The Musical AU

● Odysseus - Scott

● Penelope - Jimmy

● Telemachus - Bdubs

● Eurylochus - Martyn

● Polites - Owen

● The Lotus Eaters - Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, Skizz

● Athena - False

● Polythemus - Doc

● Aeolus - Katherine

● The Winglings - Shubble

● Posidon - Lizzie

● Circe - Stress

● Hermes - Pearl

● Odysseus’ Mum - Mumbo?

● Tiresias - Bigb

● Scylla - Gem

● Perimedes - Wels

● Zeus - Joel

● Calypso - Oli

● Antinuous - Ren

● Apollo - Grian

● Hephaestus - Etho

● Aphrodite - Joe

● Ares - Cleo

● Hera - Scar

[thecoolerliauditore]

long post: the neck kisses playlist on joel's spotify is about jimmy (and kind of etho too a little bit)

it's not actually about jimmy it very much is not about jimmy. however I had visions when I listened to it and I know at least one person really wants me to put this into words so

"I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don't Wanna Die Anymore" is a pretty straightforward song about Awsten Knight's post-break-up life as well as his frustrations with his fanbase.

The feelings post-break-up are described as freeing, hence the title ".. don't wanna die anymore" but the ending of the song hints at some nagging regret despite that, with the desperate repeating mantra of "but I think it's fine, it's cool"

While I don't think all of these songs signify chronology (and some I don't think are literal at all unless c!Joel has some weird daddy issue lore I'm unaware of), I do like to think the start of the playlist calls to pre-3L jimmy/joel, most specifically their relationship in x-life.

In x-life, Joel establishes a totally-not-cult religion he dubs "Jeremyism", Jimmy being his first member after he fails to trick Lizzie into joining. He later gives up his leader title, quote, "for content". Jimmy is unhappy with this development and begs Joel to stay, but Joel refuses. While their relationship in x-life would be hard to define as romantic in any sense, they were clearly fond of eachother before Joel eventually broke away.

Things get a bit hazy here since "for content" doesn't really translate to anything in-universe, but I think it's interesting to note that both the song and Joel mention an audience, specifically one that they feel the need to appease. Whether this is a metaphor or watcher lore or some secret third thing I have no idea but it sure is there 👍

In my mind, it goes like this: Jimmy and Joel meet, they hit it off, Jimmy is affectionate and Joel starts to catch feelings. Joel cuts Jimmy off for making him feel weird.

the second song in the playlist reinforces this, being a much angrier post-break-up song.

While this seems out-of-order (why does the immediate anger come after the song about life after the break-up?), I think it's interesting if you look at it from an angle of this not being fully Joel's feelings towards Jimmy, but Joel's frustration towards himself for messing it up.

with a little bit of frustration being placed on jimmy too:

pictured: joel in third life with a message from jimmy that he very much. does not answer.

personally I like to think Joel held a lot of resentment towards Jimmy in Third Life, both for homophobic reasons (i.e. you made me feel gay and now I'm gonna punish you for it) and for jealousy reasons (start of his number one scott hater arc)

this one's just in the wrong playlist first of all why does he insert this between two waterparks songs. whatever man.

anyway this song's interesting to me because it's literally just about a hot babe getting rejected by some fuck who refuses to be ball-and-chained.

there's two directions this could go imo: one is that this is, once again, evoking joel and jimmy's relationship. Joel acknowledges that he a life with Jimmy would be nice, but he refuses to settle down because it would rob him of his identity/freedom.

the other is that brandy is joel and the sailor is etho, since brandy shows an admiration for the sailor but also an awareness that he loves his job more than her

this storybook like description of how brandy saw the sailor's tales is very smalletho to me idk. very hand-in-hand with joel's child-like view of who etho is.

I don't have much for this one tbh it's pretty much just a love song and Joel really liking waterparks (king)

That being said, there's some fun imagery to play with here:

yellow = jimmy makes a lot of sense (blonde hair, canary imagery, yellow also representing people on their second life in the life series which evokes neither the assumed skillfulness of a late game green name nor the danger of a red name), as does green = joel (the green streak. shrek. yeahg. and while red joel is iconic "green like my insides" could also be read in this context as "deep down, I am safe to be around" which I think is neat)

"natural blue" is a bit harder to interpret (especially considering the original context of this being a joke about Awsten dyeing his hair) but blue is of course scott's colour. this could be read spitefully as Natural blue (was in love with jimmy first) vs scott's dyed hair or it's. joel saying that's he's gay idk man.

"at least I match your eyes" is pretty simple, with both of them having brown eyes, "jealous and hypnotized" once again alluding to some jealousy, likely towards FH again if you believe the blue line is alluding to scott.

however joel has plenty of people to be jealous of in regard to jimmy so. shrugs. hey you can even interpret this line as talking about jimmy's desirability. neat.

there's also this, which again might allude to flower husbands, implying in this fake world I've created that Joel doesn't view them as actually "married"

ok this is getting too long lmao see you guys next time i feel like writing about this stupid fucking playlist again

[cielcreations]

Mate Life - Prologue

AN: Probably won’t post too much of this story on Tumblr because it’s going to have a lot of 18+ content, so you can either read it on my Patreon or AO3.

Also, loooooots of shipping. So ye.

"Welcome everyone to a brand new season of the Life Series!" Grian announced, everyone cheering, "Welcome back to all returning players from Limited Life, and of course a big welcome back to Lizzie, Ren, and Mumbo! We missed you last season!"

"More like you missed Mumbo." Joel teased.

"Shut up. As if you didn't miss Lizzie!"

"I had my Bad Boys!" Joel exclaimed, wrapping his arm around Solidarity, the dirty blonde laughing, "Even if he died first again!"

"We don't talk about that." Solidarity immediately pushed him away, chuckling.

"Aaaaaanyways, a huge welcome to all the new members joining! Round of an applause for Beef, Gem, Pix, and Zed!"

Everyone clapped and cheered for the newcomers, a couple of "that's my boy/girl!" shouts accompanying the applause.

"Alright, this season is a bit special. And by a bit, I mean really special. Everyone remembers the consent forms I had you sign? Well, this season is called Mate Life!" Grian began to explain, "Like previous games, we start out with three lives and a green name. Two lives means yellow and one life means red. Greens cannot PVP unless defending themselves, Yellows can PVP Greens and defend themselves, and Red can PVP everyone and also defend themselves. The twist is, however, the reason we have extra people joining.

Everyone is assigned a role; Alpha, Beta, or Omega. Alphas have an increase in strength, but three less hearts. Omegas have a decrease in strength, but three extra hearts. Betas are kinda unique. They have slightly increased regeneration when around their Omega and a slight increase in strength when around their Alpha. You must form pacts of three with one of each role! Don't worry, there will be an even number of each role, so we should end up with 7 teams!"

"What happens if we don't?" Impulse asked.

"You will start to feel the effects. Instincts will beg for a pack and, depending on what you are, depends on how you will react. Omegas will start to grow depressed, longing for an Alpha and a Beta. Alphas will become aggressive, almost as aggressive as Reds high on bloodlust. Betas will experience a mix of two."

"So, it's best we form a trio?" Bdubs asked.

"Yep." Grian nodded, "I mean, not only that, but if other people form trios and you're alone? Well, you could loose quickly." He then smiled, "Any more questions?"

No one said anything.

"Alright! Also, don't worry, Boogeyman is not in this season! If one of your trio members turns Red before you, you can still team with them! You won't be connected like Double Life, but you should still stick together in your packs!  I think that's it so, if everyone is ready, make sure to click 'Ready' on your communicator!"

Everyone did so and their vision went black as they were teleported.

***

Grian opened his eyes and smiled. He spawned right next to a forest with a cave, an easy way to get some wood, stone, and even some iron! He began to gather materials, getting wood and stone tools.

"Hello? Anyone over here?"

"Hello?" Grian called back, "Zed, is that you?"

"Oh, thank god!" The sheep hybrid called back, coming into the cave with him, "Hey, I'm glad I'm by someone I know!"

Grian chuckled, "Nervous?"

"A bit." Zed admitted, "I mean, never done this before! And some of the people I've never met! So, I'm a bit nervous. Oh, when do we get our roles?"

They heard beeps on their communicators and looked down, seeing a countdown starting from five.

"In four seconds." Grian teased.

3.

2.

1.

[welshautisticfurry]

Warrior Cats x MCYT AU

Hermitclan

Leader : Beestar - A grey tabby tom with a cream and black striped tail, blue eyes (X)

Deputy : Goatmane - A large black tom with green eyes, and lots of thick fur (Doc)

Medicine cat : Azaleapelt - A fawn coloured she-cat with light red eyes and pink flowers scattered through her tail (Stress)

Warriors

Snapscar - A large white tom with red eyes and a large scar that covers his left eye (Etho)

Redstone - A small cream tom with black patches on his upper muzzle, green eyes (Mumbo)

Sunflowermoon - A tall silver she-cat with yellow eyes and a moon shaped marking on her shoulder, Ex half-clan (Pearl)

Blazetail - A small orange tabby tom with green eyes (Tango)

Sheepfur - A small white tom with Amber eyes and curly fur (Zed)

Patchpelt - A large ginger-and-cream patchy she-cat with green eyes (Cleo)

Jaywing - A small dusty brown tom with amber eyes (Grian)

Scarface - A large dark brown tom with green eyes and a x-shaped scar across his face (Scar)

Dioritepelt - A small white tom with black flecks covering his pelt and green eyes (Iskall)

Houndmuzzle - A large dark brown tom with a long muzzle and blue eyes (Ren)

Hillfur - A blue-grey tom with blue eyes (Joe hills)

Bearfeather - A large grey tom with brown eyes (Cub)

Swirltooth - A small black tom with yellow eyes (Hypno)

Longsight - A very small tan tom with large green eyes (Bdubs)

Dustmouse - A reddish-brown tom with dark brown eyes (Beef)

Silverface - A small silver tom with green eyes and a grey face (Wels)

Bluemud - A blue-grey tom with brown paws and dark brown eyes (Jevin)

Twigstone - A peach tom with blue eyes (XB)

Goldenapple - A black tom with yellow eyes (Impulse)

Elders

Tinfur - A grey tom with blue eyes (TFC o7)

Half-Clan

Gemheart - A tall tan and ginger she-cat with purple eyes (Gem)

Goldenfeather - A large golden she-cat with green eyes (False)

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Empireclan

Leader : Cavestar - A ginger tom with red eyes (Fwhip)

Deputy : Riftsand - A brown tabby tom with green eyes (Pix)

Medicine Cat : Mushroomleaf - A small tan she-cat with yellow eyes (Shubble)

Warriors

Blossomgrove - A large black she-cat with green eyes and petals in her thick tail (Katherine)

Codtail - A small greyish-tan tom with green eyes (Jimmy)

Foxstream - A tall light reddish-brown she-cat with blue eyes (Lizzie)

Llamaflower - A tall pale peach tom with heterochromia, his left eye is blue and his right eye is yellow (Scott)

Thunderwing - A small tan tom with green eyes (Joel)

Woodtail - A tan tom with a brown tail and amber eyes (Sausage)

Leopardshell - A golden tom with brown spots and brown eyes (Joey)

Eggsong - An off-white and cream mottled tom with blue eyes (Oli)

Half-Clan

Gemheart - A tall tan and ginger she-cat with purple eyes (Gem)

Goldenfeather - A large golden she-cat with green eyes (False)

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Cats outside clans

Martyn - A golden tom with a green bandana and green eyes

Skizz - A large grey tom with blue eyes and scarred legs

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I spent *waay* too long on this. If you want me to draw anyone, send me an ask and the cat and I'll draw it

If we get 5 notes I'll write a boat boys oneshot based on this

Now let me attempt to tag this (oh geez)

[mcytshipsandmore]

Either or both of the mods, what are your favourite hermitcraft/life series ships?

Okay so 🍫FR isn’t here rn

but it’s meeee nighttt

⭐️😼

I have to say my favorite ship picks personally are

Redscape (scar x mumbo)‼️‼️‼️😱😱😱😼😼😼

Scarian (scar x Grian)

Gempearl (gem x pearl )

Cletho (cleo x etho)

Big b x Grian

Big b x ren

Lizzie x Joel of course

I don’t have many yuri ships I fear 😿😿😿 which is so upsetting because I LOVE WOMEN KISSING WOMEN

Fr 🍫 you can edit this and add yours when your tumblr works again or maybe anon can ask this question again for you

I probably have more ships I just can’t think of them at the moment 😿

Agggh so sorry for the long waits for answering questions!! I have been so busyyy and for the past few days was running this account alone until 🍫 was added, I have any asks scheduled or unanswered im so sorry >_< -⭐️

[smallishbeansshipbracket]

[asketho]

Oh snappers! Go get your snacks!

BdoubleO100 told me about this whole blogging thing... he said that the Ethogirls were a bit scary but... it can't be that bad, right?

Asks always open!

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