#Impulse X Zed X Bdubs

[cielcreations]

Mate Life - Ch. 1

AN: Probably won’t post too much of this story on Tumblr because it’s going to have a lot of 18+ content, so you can either read it on my Patreon or AO3.

Also, loooooots of shipping. So ye.

Grian and Zed looked at their communicators, smiling. The counter ended and, in green text, "OMEGA" was displayed on both of their screens. They then hissed and held their necks.

"Shoot, forgot to mention that." Grian removed his hand from his neck, rubbing it a bit. Zed saw a mark on the dirty blonde's neck, an omega mark, "So, to help identify what everyone else is, we get marks on us."

"Ah, okay!" Zed smiled, "So, we got three extra hearts, right? Thank goodness, I think that actually helps ease my nerves a bit." He then began to type away on his communicator, "I wonder what Impy and Tango are! Maybe we can be Team ZIT!"

Grian also began messaging on his communicator. He was hoping for Mumbo and Scar, or at least one of them. He sent them both a message.

GoodTimesWithScar whispers to you: I'm an Alpha! I'm a little nervous though, hopefully I don't die first! You whisper to GoodTimesWithScar: That's Timmy's job. I'm an Omega. Want to be a team? Hoping to get Mumbo too, so long as he's a Beta. GoodTimesWithScar whispers to you: Do you want Mumbo as your Alpha? If he is one. You whisper to GoodTimesWithScar: No. I want you. I want to make up for Double Life and we never got to hang out in Limited Life. You don't have to if you don't want to, I understand. I just really miss you. GoodTimesWithScar whispers to you: I really miss you too. I mean, i know we hang out in HC, but these games could go on for months and I don't want to go through a repeat of Limited Life. So, guess I was a bit worried. Mates? You whisper to GoodTimesWithScar: Mates. :) You whisper to GoodTimesWithScar: Oh, Mumbo responded, brb!

Grian heard Zed huff, "Dangit!"

"They already found someone?" He asked as he moved to Mumbo's messages.

"Well, yes and no. Tango is an Omega too and said he promised to team with Solidarity if things aligned. So, it's gonna just be ZI instead of ZIT." Zedaph joked.

Grian chuckled.

MumboJumbo whispers to you:  I'm a Beta, you?

Grian cheered.

***

Solidarity spawned beside Joel, which the two immediately joked it was fate. The two began to collect materials as they talked.

"So, you wanna team if possible?" Joel asked.

"I kinda want to team with Tango. And I expect you want to team with Lizzie?" Solidarity hummed.

"Yeah... But who knows! If you're an Omega, me an Alpha, and Tango or Liz are Betas, we could team!"

Solidarity nodded before their communicators beeped. They checked their communicators as it counted down from five. Once it hit zero, Solidarity saw "ALPHA" in red. Both then hissed as their necks burned.

"Grian must've forgotten to mention that." Solidarity groaned before hr chuckled, "Well, I'm an Alpha, you?"

Joel stared at him, "...HOW ARE YOU AN ALPHA AND I'M AN OMEGA?!"

Solidarity burst out into laughter, falling to the ground. Joel began texting Lizzie, huffing and muttering "this is insane, this is bull, how are you an Alpha?!"

"Lizzie's an Alpha too! Bro, hooooooow?!"

"Guess I'm just better than you!" He teased before he smiled, "Ah! Tango is an Omega! Guess we can't be a team." He then smiled, "Want to have a truce?"

"For now, yeah, sure." Joel teased, "I'm gonna go find Lizzie, see ya later!"

Solidarity waved and began walking the opposite way, Tango sending him cords. He then got a beep, a message appearing on his screen.

Dangthatsalongname    whispers to you: I'm a Beta. You? You whisper to Smajor1995: Alpha. Smajor  whispers to you: Want to team? You whisper to Smajor1995: Tango is gonna be my Omega. Still want to be my Beta?

It took another minute or two before Scott responded.

Smajor1995 whispers to you: Sure.

 Far away, Scott whispered to himself, "Oh my god, Dary, you can't just ask if I want to be yours..."

***

(Suggestive Content Ahead!)

Martyn wasn't a big fan about team games. Well, team games in the sense you have to have a team. Double Life was awful, him and Cleo just didn't work out. And even though this time he could pick his team, it still just wasn't something he was interested.

Not to mention he was an Omega.

He sighed and walked around, trying to find a cave. He managed to get some wook, his tools were stone, a couple of iron ingots was turned into a helmet and axe. Martyn continued walking around, trying to find a cave or even other people, just for a bit of socialization.

"Martyn!"

The blonde turned and smiled, seeing a familiar wolf hybrid running over. He was nearly tackled by the hug, laughing a bit, "Hey Ren! Missed you last game!"

Ren's tail wagged happily as he pulled back, "Missed you too! Oh, are you an Omega? I'm an Alpha! Wanna team? It would be great to catch up!"

Martyn hesitated before he smiled and nodded. He teamed up with Ren once, he wouldn't mind doing it again!

"Sure, why not?"

Ren smiled brightly before leaning down, licking his neck.

"Ewwww!" Martyn pushed him back, "Hey, hey, what're you-"

"What's wrong? I have to bite your mark to claim you as mine." Ren said matter of factly, "Did you not read the message that came with your assigned role?"

Martyn blinked before rechecking the the chat.

You are... an OMEGA

Make sure to find a Beta and an Alpha to team up with. An Alpha will need to bite a Beta and an Omega's neck to complete the pack. Omegas and Betas biting their Alphas is optional.

"Crap. No, I didn't read that." Martyn said before lowering his hands, "Okay, just try to be gentle?"

Ren nodded. He leaned forward and licked Martyn's neck again. Martyn cringed, but relaxed. The brunette gently nibbled at his neck to prepare the blonde before opening his mouth. He bit Martyn's neck, right where his omega mark was.

Martyn's eyes widened. It didn't hurt, it felt good. Really good. The blonde's knees buckled as he leaned into Ren, moaning. He felt Ren's teeth sink more into his skin and he moaned more, holding onto the brunette's arm to keep him on his feet.

Ren removed his teeth and looked at Martyn, the blonde panting and holding him. He smiled brightly at the brunette.

"Can you, like, undo the mark and redo it...? That felt amazing."

Ren blushed before he smiled, "I-I'm glad."

Martyn then fell against his chest, knees giving out, "S-Sorry, c-can you just...?"

"Carry you? Happily."

"Ren?"

The two turned and saw a Beta standing there, looking at them.

Ren's tail began to wag at the dog hybrid, "Big B!"

(End of Suggestive Content!)

***

Solidarity whispers to you: Sorry man, I'm teaming up with Tango and Scott. Maybe you can team with Gem or Pearl? You whisper to Solidarity: Can't. Asked Gem, she's also a Beta and Pearl said she's teaming with Gem if possible. Solidarity whispers to you: Sorry man :/ You whisper to Solidarity:  No worries, it's cool. Figured you would team with Tango, just wish I could've gotten to you before Scott. Not your fault, Scott's just a cheater. Solidarity whispers to you: Yup, he will make Flower Husbands happen no matter what.

Pixlriffs chuckled at the joke before he sighed a bit. He's never played a Life Series game, he was hoping he could team with some familiar faces. Granted, he knew of everyone, but he was more comfortable with people he has played with on other servers, like Joel, Solidarity, or Lizzie!

Ah well. Pix thought to himself, Teaming with new people isn't the end of the world. He began to collect materials, spending a lot of time in the caves. He had gotten full iron armor, iron tools, and a diamond pickaxe for later. He then began walking around, looking for a place to build his base.

"Huh- oh, hey!"

Pix turned around and smiled, "Hey! Skizz and Vintage, right?"

The cow hybrid chuckled, "Vintage Beef, yes, but I prefer to go by Beef."

"You're Pixlriffs, right?" The man in a tuxedo with sleeves ripped off, Skizz, asked, "Nice to meet you more properly! Didn't get to talk to you much at the beginning! This yours and Beef's first time, so it'll be a bit interesting!"

Beef nodded, "What are you, by the way? I'm an Alpha, Skizz is an Omega."

"Beta." Pix replied.

"Oh, nice! Wanna team?!" Skizz exclaimed, "We can be the Big Tits Gang!"

"W-WHAT?!" "Hahahaha!" Beef blushed, Pix trying not to fall to his knees.

"SKIZZ!" Beef yelled.

"What?! You can't even keep the top button of your shirt button, your tits are so huge! And look at how tight Pix's shirt is!" Skizz huffed, "And I'm not a narcissist or anything, but I got some pretty big tits myself! So, Big Tits Gang! BTG!"

Pix continued to laugh as Beef just blushed, groaning, "Oh my god, Skizz..." The cow hybrid then looked at the brunette, "Listen, you can just ignore him."

"No, no, it's fine! I don't mind." He then showed off his yellow Beta mark, "Wanna be a trio?"

Beef smiled and nodded.

***

"IMPPPPPPPY!" The demon turned around and quickly caught the blonde ram hybrid with a gasp, "IMPY! HAHA, I FOUND YOU!"

Impulse chuckled, holding Zedaph up, "Hi Zed. I can't believe you found me so fast!"

"Tango is an Omegaaaaa! And Soli stole hiiiiim!" Zed huffed, "Can you believe that?!"

"They did get close in Double Life and during Limited Life, they would sneak off to have some fun." Impulse chuckled, "It's why we added Soli to our relationship, remember?"

"I knooooow, but I still wanted Tango, or even Soli so we can be a trio! Either Team ZIT or... ZIS?"

"What about Team ITS?" Impulse teased.

"Noooooo!" Zed huffed, "You promised we'd be together this game if possible!"

"I know, I know, I'm teasing."

"Impulse!" The two turned and saw Bdubs running over, smiling as he waved his hand, "Oh, and Zed too! Hey guys!"

"Nope! Six feet apart!" Zed joked, "Only I can be on Impulse at this time!"

"Wha- ZED!"

"Be nice, Zed." Impulse playfully scolded, kissing his cheek before looking at Bdubs, "Hey B, how you doing?"

"Ug, everyone I've ran into is already teamed or planning to make a team!" Bdubs huffed, "I tried to get Etho, but Lizzie and Joel got to him first! Then I ran into Scar, but he had Mumbo claimed and they were going off to find Grian, which makes sense, those three will be together no matter what, if possible. Then I found Cleo and you know what she said?! She was teaming up with Gem and Pearl! Something about wanting lesbians to win? Which, honestly, respect, I think the lesbians winning would be great. But Cleo and Pearl?! In a Life Series game?! Shit is gonna go down."

"Language." Impulse scolded.

"Zed, you haven't seen it, but Pearl is like coocoo for Coco Puffs crazy in Life Series games, and Cleo is... well, Cleo."

"So expect chaos?" Zed chuckled.

"Major chaos."

"Niiiice. Anyways, so, like, wanna be our Beta?" Zed pointed to the other's neck, "I can tell you're a Beta and Impy and I are already planning to team up!"

"It would be nice to team up again." Impulse suggested.

Bdubs smiled and nodded, "Yeah, sure!"

***

"Ha! There she is!"

Gem turned around and smiled, running over, "Cleo! Pearl! You guys were quick!"

"You gave us cords and agreed to team, we booked it." Pearl chuckled.

Gem smiled, "Well, I've been just making a base and a farm, so hopefully you guys have everything you need!" She chuckled.

Cleo nodded, smiling, "So, you're a Beta right?"

"Yep!"

"Perfect!" Cleo hummed, "Pearl is an Omega and I'm an Alpha."

"Team Lesbians for the win!" Pearl exclaimed as Gem laughed.

"I-Is that our team name?" She laughed.

"Seems like it. Bdubs called us that."

"Don't lie, Cleo. You said we were going to form Team Lesbians first!"

"Shut up, Pearl!" Cleo teased, pushing the brunette, all laughing.

***

Joel groaned, pushing another branch of leaves out of his way. He was trying to find Lizzie, but she wasn't responding to his messages. He tried contacting a few others, but everyone had already gotten their trio set up.

"LIZZZZZZZZZZIE!" Joel screamed into the woods, ducking under another branch, "Geez, where in the bloody-" He gasped as he stopped, nearly falling down into a ravine, "W-Woah!"

"Are you going to pull a Solidarity?"

Joel turned around and yelled, stepping back. However, before he could fall back, an arm grabbed him and pulled him back, away from the ravine. He stared at the taller man, blushing a bit.

"Etho!" Joel exclaimed as the platinum blonde pulled him away from the ravine, "W-What're you doing?"

"You trying to keep your Bad Boy persona?"

"Shut up." Joel blushed and pushed him away, "I'm looking for Lizzie! You seen her?"

"Yeah, she's the one who told me to find you."

"What, why?!"

"Have you checked chat?"

Joel blinked and looked at his communicator, seeing multiple chat displays.

[ Alpha Rendog has claimed Omega InTheLittleWood ]

[ Alpha Rendog has claimed Beta Bigbst4tz2 ]

[ Alpha Solidarity has claimed Omega TangoTek ]

[ Alpha impulseSV has claimed Omega Zedaph ]

[ Alpha impulseSV has claimed Beta BdoubleO100 ]

[ Alpha ZombieCleo has claimed Beta GeminiTay ]

So on and so forth, everyone having gotten a trio. The very last message read:

[ Alpha LDShadowLady has claimed Beta EthosLab ]

"So, I'm the last person unclaimed." Joel hummed.

"Pretty much. Come on, this way." Etho grabbed his wrist, beginning to lead the way.

Joel huffed, "Why did Lizzie claim you? Doesn't she realize we were enemies last season?!"

"We were also soulmates two seasons ago-"

"Shut up!" Joel blushed, looking away, "Last season was more important!"

Etho just laughed, "Let's see how long you can keep your brat behavior up."

Joel just huffed as they continued making their way to Lizzie. Once they arrived to their little base, Lizzie smiled and waved happily at them. Joel smiled and ran over to her.

"Bout time! I messaged you!" 

"I was building!" Lizzie giggled, "Sorry! Besides, Etho found me first! He's gonna be our Beta, in case you couldn't tell!"

"Yeah, you hired an enemy!"

"Oh, so that's how he's been?" Lizzie looked at Etho, the platinum blonde shrugging and chuckling as he went inside their base. She then looked at Joel, "Be nice to him."

"Nuh uh, he kill me last season! And he killed my fellow Bad Boys!"

"You are such a brat, you know that?" Lizzie teased.

Joel chuckled and smiled, leaning down as they shared a kiss, "You love it though."

Lizzie smiled and nodded.

[shade-e-e-es]

Another art dump, can you tell I like Ren?

[enkays-den]

Hermits as birds from where they live/were born!

note: my knowledge is centered around North American birds, so sorry if the european ones aren't super accurate

Bdubs: Northern Saw-Whet Owl. He's just a little guy with big eyes. Small and evil, love him

Cub: Common Starling. Skulk like-iridescence, incredibly friendly. Plus, with Cub running the horn store this season, he NEEDED to be the bird that can imitate pretty much any noise it hears

Doc: Bonelli's Eagle. Large raptor found in Germany. It's straight "brow" and hunched posture remind me of Doc

Etho: Common Loon. THE! CANADIAN! BIRD! Despite being "common", their pattern is simply EXQUISITE Plus, it has a red eye! Also listen to the noises these things make, it's literally stock nature sounds all in one bird. Also, I'd put Etho on my one dollar coin.

False: Barn Owl. Very elegant owl, I just feel it suits her, that's all. Very stately posture.

Gem (Season 10 specifically): Great Blue Heron. It's a fisher, it's blue, it's menacing, what more could you ask for?

Scar (Hotguy): Double-crested Cormorant: A waterfowl bc scar did competitive swimming, it's got a slightly funky shape which I feel suits scar's personality. It also has the Hotguy colors!

Grian: Eurasian Bullfinch. Parrot Grian will not reign supreme. Look at that little guy. He's mischievous, he's red, I do not trust him.

Hypno: Stellar's Jay. My provincial bird! I just think both have very chill and cool personalities

Jevin: Lazuli Bunting. Just a little blue guy!

Impulse: American Goldfinch. Black and yellow, need I say more?

Iskall: Booted Eagle. Something about a stout raptor just feels right. Look at that posture. Reminds me of when Iskall tries to copy the brits' accents.

Joe: Turkey Vulture. Although seen as odd or menacing, all vultures are integral to the local ecosystem and are in actuality, very elegant and gentle birds.

Keralis: Boreal Owl. Yes, I did make the two guys with big eyes owls, What of it? LOOK at him. Put a little hardhat on him, put a little hawiian shirt on him. Precious sweet face.

Mumbo: Avocet. It's basically a vibe check and a mustache joke.

Peal: Black Swan. Big 5AM Pearl vibes. Giant, beautiful, protective. Love that for her.

Ren: Giant Kingfisher. Obligatory King Ren joke, it's a South African bird, and it's kinda goofy looking. I think the speckled feathers look like a ruffled fur collar on a king's cape.

Skizz: Golden Eagle. Large, majestic, hella strong, and he's wearing pants :3

Joel: Tree Swallow. Very small, beautiful, agile bird. The swallow's wings remind me of Asian art styles.

Stress: Magpie. GOR-JUS and LOUD. Imagine her next to Iskall (they're very similar in size, bless them)

Tango: Swainson's Hawk. I fought every bone in my body to not make an Arizona Cardinals joke when I already made a Phoenix Coyotes one maybe half an hour before. The Swainson's hawk is on the smaller size, but still a deadly spitfire, which I think suits Tango

TFC: Brown Pelican. A solitary bird, definitely a rare sighting. TFC was always joking about how much he would eat, I thought a pelican was apt

Beef: Barred Owl. MY FAVORITE OWL. I literally call them 'round beefy boys' and they're just so sweet and I love them

Wels: American Kestrel. I LOVE these little guys. Simply the smallest, cutest and beautiful falcon there is. They're about the size of a pigeon. It's just got such a regal posture despite being a little cutie.

XB: Rock Pigeon. Despite being common and seen as a "dumb pest", they are pretty intelligent, there's a reason they were used to carry messages around. They're also a close relation to doves! The green collar also is like the jacket collar on his skin.

Xisuma: Semipalmated Plover. X and Mumbo were both chosen because of how those birds run on the beach. They're RIDICULOUS. This subspecies is exclusively because it look like he's wearing a little helmet.

Zedaph: Firecrest. Just the GOOFIEST little guy I found on the wiki of British birds. Look at that thing /aff. Also, Zed do be blowing up a lot

Cleo: Partridge. Beautiful bird, looks like they want to kill you in your sleep, just like Cleo.

[shepscapades]

OTHER DRAWINGS

This is an extension of the DBHC Masterpost.

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POST LIST

Hermit a Day May features most of the dbhc cast! #HermitaDayMay

[x] Xisuma, Ren, and Bdubs’ Reactions to Deviancy Ask Doodle [x] Valentines Assortment, Including dbhc ranchers and ethubs [x] Pre-Deviant Mumbo and Decked Out Tango Design [x] [x] [x] Decked Out Doodle Collections [Bdubs|Tango|Etho|Hypno|False|Doc|Xisuma|Zed|Gem|Grian|Ren] [x] Secret Life Doodles [Etho|Bdubs|Cleo] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] Trick or Treat Doodles– Previews and Sketches [Etho|Bdubs|Xisuma|Doc|Tango] [x] Large Collection of DBHC Secret Life Doodles[Etho|Mumbo|Skizz|Tango] [x] ♪ Hermitgang [Doc|Wels|False|Impulse|Xisuma|Ren|Mumbo] [x] RvB ref: AI… What’s the A Stand For? [Scar|Doc] [x] [x] [x] DDLC DBHC ???? [Etho|Bdubs|Joel|Ren|Cleo|X|Doc]

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

(tw for fantasy redstone drug addiction) also long headcanon

the redstoners are all radioactive because up until season 9 they were all eating and smoking that dust. consuming redstone has left some slightly negative affects to the hermits who ate it for all those years. tango, doc, mumbo, impulse, grian, scar, bdubs, etho, zed, and cub are the main ones that are affected.

redstone gives the consumer a high that makes them energetic and not sleep for days, and it wasnt just redstoners eating it, many of the builders would eat a bowl of it to finish a project on time.

but consuming a small amount of it can do the opposite and make the user calmer, which is where smoking redstone came into play. during season 7-8 so much redstone was consumed because everyone was getting stressed out because of mayor scar or the moon plus the moon cult ate so much to stay up.

finally in season 9, X and a few other builders came to the realization that the hermits consumption of the dust isnt the healthiest and tried to stop the addicted hermits. almost all have stopped but many still use it if they need to do some nonstop all night building, tango ate barrels of the stuff while building decked out 2.

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[fence-time]

What are your headcanons for hermit hybrids (as many as you have or want to list)

Ouheheheh so so fun thank you for letting me ramble even if I am months late </3

Bdubs: moth (changes every season to camo to his base)

Cub. Vex

Doc: creeper

Etho: kitsune

False: avian (harpy eagle to be specific)

Gem: no set idea?? Bouncing between deer and nature spirit :3

Grian: harpy (not to be coupnfused with harpy eagle avian false((kea to be specific))

Hypno: Kitty

Impulse: demon

Iskall: cybernetically advanced human so advanced he’s not even human anymore

Jevin: slime

Joe: Joe

Keralis: beastly creature

Mumbo: Vampire

Pearl: alien

ren: wolf

Scar: lion

Skizz: angle📐

Joel: donkey

Stress: butterfly (glass winged butterfly ((I think that’s what they’re called))

Tango: netherborne (*not a blazeborn , they are separate things ,to me)

Beef: cow

Wels: Dragon

Xb: feesh

X: voidwalker (so have so much hc’d lore for them but I cba to explain)

Zed: sheep (..possibly spirit if death too.. gem and zed can have parallels, as a treat)

Cleo: zombie

[blueishspace]

Updated Mcyt x American gods au

New Gods (Main team)

Scar - New god of the "green" world. (Ecology, both genuine and shallow and all in between)

Cub - New god of advancement and development.

BigB - New god of gaslighting and illusion.

Joel - New god of content and lore.

Joe Hills- New god of tumblr.

Scott - New god of media and appearances.

Bdubs - New god of comforts.

New Gods (The indipendent ones)

Mumbo - New god of machinery and industry.

Grumbot - New god of the internet. Still Mumbo and Grian's child... It's complicated.

Jrumbot - New god of wifi.

Old gods (The family)

Grian (Grian) - Old Celtic sun god.

Pearl (Luna) - Old roman moon goddess.

Lizzie (Thalassa) - Old greek ocean goddess...kept alive by thalassaphobia alone and became more monstrous in the process.

Jimmy (Viridion) - Old celtic forest and marsh god.

Martyn (Caturix/Mars Caturix) - Old celtic war god.

Gem (Dali) - Old Georgian deer and mountain goddess.

Old gods (ZITS)

Zed (Phobos) - Old greek god of panic.

Impulse (Deimos) - Old greek god of dread.

Skizz (Cupid) - Old roman god of love, surprisingly powerful for an old god most likely because of the commercialisation of his figure.

Tango (Vulcan) - Old roman god of fire.

Old gods (The Hermits)

Cleo (Osiris) - Old egyptian life and fertility god. Chosen because they were sliced into pieces and then sewn back together as a green zombie in the mythos which fits perfectly with them.

Ren (Huveane) - Old south african trickster god.

Stress (Eoster) - Old norse dawn and spring goddess.

False (Sekhmet) - Old egyptian medicine and war goddess.

Keralis (Veles) - Old slav underworld god. Almost completely faded hanging out of spite and a few remnants still in polish/russian folklore.

[hmshermitcraft]

'Who would survive in a zombie apocalypse?' is a question the hermits ask far too much for having a resident zombie.

Every hermit has their crazy made-up theories saying it'd be them (except Cleo. She has an actually good argument as to why they'd 'survive') but no one actually thinks they would.

It'd either be someone who can fly, Xisuma, Etho, Bdubs or Scar.

X and Etho have masks, they're not going to breathe zombie air. But that'd only kill them faster. Mask = Less oxygen and less oxygen = quicker death

Bdubs is small. He can get into spaces most people can't. But that has its downsides too. He could get surrounded, run out of supplies and he'd die a horrible, slow death.

Flight would be helpful, but only while you have the energy to.

Scar would either breathe in the vicinity of a zombie and die instantly or survive out of sheer dumb luck.

The hermits know it'll probably never happen, but it's fun for them to imagine. And it ends up different every time! Once they even managed to get Cleo to be the last survivor! And the start of the infection!

It's become a ridiculous team building exercise for them. Every time somebody brings up the discussion, it turns out people have come up with numerous new arguments as to why they or another hermit would survive.

Some of the more noteworthy examples:

"Joe just would, I don't know." - contributed by Cleo

"Hypno shows so little skin, a zombie couldn't bite him." - argued that the infection could be airborne, so that wouldn't count

"Zed wouldn't even notice." - contributed by Tango, in a very tired voice

"Zed would be experimenting on the zombies." - contributed by Impulse, sounding equally as tired

"Bdubs is so short, no zombie is going to lean down far enough to bite him." - from Etho, this led to an hour of arguing (from Bdubs.)

"Mumbo would just build a vault." - from Iskall.

The addition of Joel and Skizz kept them going for weeks with new ideas. Every date night eventually devolved into 'the zombie discussion'. There was no escaping it. Just like, some might say, a zombie infection.

[welshautisticfurry]

Warrior Cats x MCYT AU

Hermitclan

Leader : Beestar - A grey tabby tom with a cream and black striped tail, blue eyes (X)

Deputy : Goatmane - A large black tom with green eyes, and lots of thick fur (Doc)

Medicine cat : Azaleapelt - A fawn coloured she-cat with light red eyes and pink flowers scattered through her tail (Stress)

Warriors

Snapscar - A large white tom with red eyes and a large scar that covers his left eye (Etho)

Redstone - A small cream tom with black patches on his upper muzzle, green eyes (Mumbo)

Sunflowermoon - A tall silver she-cat with yellow eyes and a moon shaped marking on her shoulder, Ex half-clan (Pearl)

Blazetail - A small orange tabby tom with green eyes (Tango)

Sheepfur - A small white tom with Amber eyes and curly fur (Zed)

Patchpelt - A large ginger-and-cream patchy she-cat with green eyes (Cleo)

Jaywing - A small dusty brown tom with amber eyes (Grian)

Scarface - A large dark brown tom with green eyes and a x-shaped scar across his face (Scar)

Dioritepelt - A small white tom with black flecks covering his pelt and green eyes (Iskall)

Houndmuzzle - A large dark brown tom with a long muzzle and blue eyes (Ren)

Hillfur - A blue-grey tom with blue eyes (Joe hills)

Bearfeather - A large grey tom with brown eyes (Cub)

Swirltooth - A small black tom with yellow eyes (Hypno)

Longsight - A very small tan tom with large green eyes (Bdubs)

Dustmouse - A reddish-brown tom with dark brown eyes (Beef)

Silverface - A small silver tom with green eyes and a grey face (Wels)

Bluemud - A blue-grey tom with brown paws and dark brown eyes (Jevin)

Twigstone - A peach tom with blue eyes (XB)

Goldenapple - A black tom with yellow eyes (Impulse)

Elders

Tinfur - A grey tom with blue eyes (TFC o7)

Half-Clan

Gemheart - A tall tan and ginger she-cat with purple eyes (Gem)

Goldenfeather - A large golden she-cat with green eyes (False)

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Empireclan

Leader : Cavestar - A ginger tom with red eyes (Fwhip)

Deputy : Riftsand - A brown tabby tom with green eyes (Pix)

Medicine Cat : Mushroomleaf - A small tan she-cat with yellow eyes (Shubble)

Warriors

Blossomgrove - A large black she-cat with green eyes and petals in her thick tail (Katherine)

Codtail - A small greyish-tan tom with green eyes (Jimmy)

Foxstream - A tall light reddish-brown she-cat with blue eyes (Lizzie)

Llamaflower - A tall pale peach tom with heterochromia, his left eye is blue and his right eye is yellow (Scott)

Thunderwing - A small tan tom with green eyes (Joel)

Woodtail - A tan tom with a brown tail and amber eyes (Sausage)

Leopardshell - A golden tom with brown spots and brown eyes (Joey)

Eggsong - An off-white and cream mottled tom with blue eyes (Oli)

Half-Clan

Gemheart - A tall tan and ginger she-cat with purple eyes (Gem)

Goldenfeather - A large golden she-cat with green eyes (False)

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Cats outside clans

Martyn - A golden tom with a green bandana and green eyes

Skizz - A large grey tom with blue eyes and scarred legs

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I spent *waay* too long on this. If you want me to draw anyone, send me an ask and the cat and I'll draw it

If we get 5 notes I'll write a boat boys oneshot based on this

Now let me attempt to tag this (oh geez)

[obsessedwithao3]

Headcannon timeeeeeeeee:life series and their friends edition

I headcannon that Ren has DID Wich caused some really awkward conversations with Martyn&Doc and Etho since neither him nor them knew Ren had DID until like middle of last life

I also think that "the canary curse" is evolving.Well,more specifically I think that it is mostly o ther ppl inflicted by it instead of Jimmy since in almost all of the series his allay/s didn't do very well after his death.Scott placed under the top 5(third life)Mumbo died almost immediately after Jimmy(last life)Tango generally had the worst luck(double life)Joel died very close to Jimmy(limited life)Martyn died like 10 mins after Jimmy(secret life)and in( real life)when Jimmy's group went to the cave he was the only one who didn't die at least once

I headcannon that Ren and Lizzie are still friends after Ll! So when Ren saw her in empires one of his alters(look at headcannon one)started screaming at him

Now this is the ✨ship section✨(strap in everyone bc I am a multishipper)

So the ship tree goes like this(nothing is poly unless specified)

Jimmy→Scott(married)→Martyn(dating)(Martyn is also Jimmy's ex)→Ren(situationship)→Doc and Etho(poly dating)

Doc→bdubs(dating)→Etho(dating)→Joel(soulmates)→ Lizzie(married)→Cleo↑(exs with Etho)(dating lizzie)→Joe(queerplatoni)→Cub(dating)→Scar&Grian(poly dating)Grian→Mumbo(unlabled relationship)→iskall(unlabled)→Stress(queerplatonic)→Gem(dating)

Etho→Bdubs(datin)→impulse(soulmates)→Zed and Tango(poly) Tango→Jimmy(soulmates)(see first branch)

Wels→Ijevin(married cuase why not)

Katherine→Shubble(dating)

Joey→Xonorth(married)

Xisuma→Keralis(married)

Fwhip→Suasage(dating)

Paltonic timeee:

Joey&Scott(inlaws)

Scott&Lizze(inlaws)

Suasage&Gem(suasage is dating her twin Fwhip)

Family:

Lizzie&Jimmy(seablings)

Gem&Fwhip(twins)

Xisuma&Grian(X adopted G at one point)

Pearl&Grian(siblings)

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

ok wait. Grian has established with his reaction to the snail's occupancy of Big Ron's that non-hermits are exempt from the permit rules and may sell what they wish. the Hermitcraft website lists only 27 active members - BDubs, Cub, Doc, Etho, False, Gem, Grian, Hypno, Impulse, Iskall, Jevin, Joe, Keralis, Mumbo, Pearl, Ren, Scar, Skizz, Joel, Stress, Tango, Beef, Wels, XB, Xisuma, Zed, and Cleo. anyone not on that list is therefore not a hermit and free to sell what they wish openly.

you know who isnt on that list? Evil X.

[cielcreations]

Mate Life - Prologue

AN: Probably won’t post too much of this story on Tumblr because it’s going to have a lot of 18+ content, so you can either read it on my Patreon or AO3.

Also, loooooots of shipping. So ye.

"Welcome everyone to a brand new season of the Life Series!" Grian announced, everyone cheering, "Welcome back to all returning players from Limited Life, and of course a big welcome back to Lizzie, Ren, and Mumbo! We missed you last season!"

"More like you missed Mumbo." Joel teased.

"Shut up. As if you didn't miss Lizzie!"

"I had my Bad Boys!" Joel exclaimed, wrapping his arm around Solidarity, the dirty blonde laughing, "Even if he died first again!"

"We don't talk about that." Solidarity immediately pushed him away, chuckling.

"Aaaaaanyways, a huge welcome to all the new members joining! Round of an applause for Beef, Gem, Pix, and Zed!"

Everyone clapped and cheered for the newcomers, a couple of "that's my boy/girl!" shouts accompanying the applause.

"Alright, this season is a bit special. And by a bit, I mean really special. Everyone remembers the consent forms I had you sign? Well, this season is called Mate Life!" Grian began to explain, "Like previous games, we start out with three lives and a green name. Two lives means yellow and one life means red. Greens cannot PVP unless defending themselves, Yellows can PVP Greens and defend themselves, and Red can PVP everyone and also defend themselves. The twist is, however, the reason we have extra people joining.

Everyone is assigned a role; Alpha, Beta, or Omega. Alphas have an increase in strength, but three less hearts. Omegas have a decrease in strength, but three extra hearts. Betas are kinda unique. They have slightly increased regeneration when around their Omega and a slight increase in strength when around their Alpha. You must form pacts of three with one of each role! Don't worry, there will be an even number of each role, so we should end up with 7 teams!"

"What happens if we don't?" Impulse asked.

"You will start to feel the effects. Instincts will beg for a pack and, depending on what you are, depends on how you will react. Omegas will start to grow depressed, longing for an Alpha and a Beta. Alphas will become aggressive, almost as aggressive as Reds high on bloodlust. Betas will experience a mix of two."

"So, it's best we form a trio?" Bdubs asked.

"Yep." Grian nodded, "I mean, not only that, but if other people form trios and you're alone? Well, you could loose quickly." He then smiled, "Any more questions?"

No one said anything.

"Alright! Also, don't worry, Boogeyman is not in this season! If one of your trio members turns Red before you, you can still team with them! You won't be connected like Double Life, but you should still stick together in your packs!  I think that's it so, if everyone is ready, make sure to click 'Ready' on your communicator!"

Everyone did so and their vision went black as they were teleported.

***

Grian opened his eyes and smiled. He spawned right next to a forest with a cave, an easy way to get some wood, stone, and even some iron! He began to gather materials, getting wood and stone tools.

"Hello? Anyone over here?"

"Hello?" Grian called back, "Zed, is that you?"

"Oh, thank god!" The sheep hybrid called back, coming into the cave with him, "Hey, I'm glad I'm by someone I know!"

Grian chuckled, "Nervous?"

"A bit." Zed admitted, "I mean, never done this before! And some of the people I've never met! So, I'm a bit nervous. Oh, when do we get our roles?"

They heard beeps on their communicators and looked down, seeing a countdown starting from five.

"In four seconds." Grian teased.

3.

2.

1.

[askthehcc]

What are the staff members favorite drinks?

Impulse: I like a nice chai latte.

Zedaph: Oh, it's gotta be a London Fog for me.

Tango: something we don't actually serve here, of course.

Bdubs: Oh, yeah, Zed made that for me once a couple weekends ago. It was pretty good, actually.

Bdubs: I was a sceptic at first and I'll hold my hands up to that, but I've totally been converted.

Scar: What the heck is a London Dog?

Bdubs: It's a London Fog, Scar, not a London Dog!

Bdubs: That's Paddington you're thinking of, stupid.

Impulse: Wait what? Isn't paddington a–

Zedaph: It's an earl grey tea with some vanilla syrup and just a splash of hot milk on top. Very delicious, if I do say so myself.

Scar: Huh. So it's, like, a British thing?

Tango: I guess?

Scar: fascinating.

Tango: What's your favourite drink, Scar?

Scar: Oh, hot chocolate, of course! Nothing better!

Zedaph: Ah, yes, the young man's coffee.

Impulse: Tango, what about you?

Tango: Oh, long black with three shots of espresso. First thing I do when I get in is make myself one.

Tango: Keeps the gears in the ol' thinker thinkificating, if you know what I mean?

Impulse: ...Tango, how many of those do you have a day?

Tango: ...

Tango: What are you, a cop?

---

Cleo: If I get more than five minutes after a rush, I like a flat white.

Cleo: What can I say? I like it basic. Not everything has to have a big fanfare about it.

False: Oh, yeah, give me a cup of strong black tea and I'll be happy.

Joe: For me, it's got to be something a little bit sweet, but not too sweet. I'll usually make myself a white americano with just a smidge of caramel syrup to counteract the bitterness.

Cleo: What about you, X?

Xisuma: Same as Cleo, but with oat milk. I just like it a little creamier.

---

Grian: Huh? Oh. I don't know. I don't really care. Whatever.

Scar: That's not true...

Grian: ...

Grian: Caramel hot chocolate.

Scar: There you go!

Grian: Yeah, yeah, shut up... menace.

---

Mumbo: Uh, just like... A latte, I guess?

Mumbo: It's not exciting, but–

Wels: Americano sunrise.

Mumbo: ...Isn't that–?

Wels: Yep.

Mumbo: ...

Mumbo: Alright then.

Mumbo: Are we, uh... done here?

[silentvalentinesshame]

an update of my fic. its not much but its

the species of hermits and how each of them died in their lives

Grian - parrot - fell off a building (suicide??) “i wish i could just fly”

Scar- vex - cannibal, no one knows how exactly he died, just his scars are form it

Mumbo - enderman - robbery, made eye contact with the robber and the robber killed him for it “i wish i could just teleport away”

Cub - warden - got stuck in a caving venture and died by starvation, wishing he could be strong enough to get out or yell loud enough for him to be heard

Bdubs - glare - died in the dark by an unknown assailant, his last thoughts were “why the fuck does the darkness exist, i want it to go away”

Etho - what the fuck, i dont know, jesus?? - died in the woods alone of starvation

Impulse - canary - a miner in the 1940s when they used canaries to tell if the mines were safe, but his mine didn't, so when it collapsed he wished they used canaries as he died of starvation

Tango - blaze - died in a house fire

Ren - a dog - attacked by a pack of dogs, he had no thoughts as he died, just shock

X - void - he didn't die, he is god

Zed - rat - he was a lab ‘rat’ for doc, and died the explosion that also killed doc

Doc - creeper - scientist who was working on his experiments (zed) when one of them blew up, killing him

[shepscapades]

OUTDATED

[ARCHIVE]

DETROIT BECOME HERMITCRAFT (DBHC) AU MASTERPOST!

This is a list of all of the canon content for the au! Everything is Organized by Character, and then in each character section, the art is organized by the Chronological order in the narrative (not the order they were posted).

All of my content/Canon content (including ask responses that contain dbhc info) can be found in the #dbhc tag

All fanart can be found in the #dbhc fanart tag

All ficlets and other fan writing of the au can be found in the #dbhc fanfic tag

(I'll try to update this as we go, but lemme know if I've missed anything or if something's not linked correctly!)

GUIDE TO DBHC ANDROIDS

BDUBS AND ETHO

Bdubs thinks his android looks too formal

Put Me To Work Spotify Wrapped Doodle

Comic: Etho Deviates Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Etho waits for bdubs to return with parts

@saphushia' Comic: Bdubs carries Etho out of the cave

Comic: Etho almost bleeds out lol Part 1 | Part 2

@saphushia's Comic: Bdubs contemplates his dying machine

Comic: Etho Deviates Part 4

Comic: Bdubs realizes Etho’s Deviant Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Bdubs realizes Etho’s Deviant Fake Ending

How Etho mended the cracks in his shell

Destruction Spotify Wrapped Doodle

Etho Re-Deviates

Comic: Etho accidentally tries to sync with Bdubs’ hand Part1 | Part2

Pre-First Kiss Ficlet Doodle

Comic: Post-Relationship - Bdubs Apologizes Part 1 | Part 2

Other Etho Doodles (x)

DOC (And Ren and Xisuma!)

Ren has no idea what’s going on (Old Doc Design)

Comic: Doc informs Xisuma of Deviancy

IMPULSE (and Pearl!)

Pearl gives Impulse a new uniform

Strong boy :]

MUMBO (and Grian + Scar!)

The first dbhc post! Grian Pondering Android Mumbo

Scar and Grian BOTH Pondering Android Mumbo

Mumbo can’t kill things and Grian and Scar Don’t Realize It

Mumbo running around to build contraptions

Comic: Grian tells Mumbo to hack Doc

TANGO (and Zed!)

Introducing Tango!

Stream doodle of Tango and Zed

Android Tango makes a perfect Strider!

Double Life Ranchers - Tango's Rage

OTHER

How Ren/X/Bdubs react to Deviancy

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Skizzekai Au- Character and Group Summary

Very long summary post! This contains information on every single hermit, established group, and major plot event. Summaries are below the cut.

KINGDOMS AND GROUPS

Skizz's Adventuring Party

Team ZITS! Skizz, our main hero, quickly found allies in the other three. Tango was his first ally, and Zedaph joined up because of his alchemy skills. The alliance was a bit strained after Zed brought Skizz back from death and gave him some difficult and annoying tasks to do, but now they're closer than ever. Impulse came to join them after hearing rumours of the new hero. Grian and Mumbo are not formal party members, but show up to help from time to time.

ConVex Travelling Merchants

Scar, Cub, and False roam throughout the kingdoms, selling wares and taking both money and names! They also may be a little bit possessed. Neutral forces, both helping and messing with Skizz, they're in this mainly for fun and profit.

Lore Kingdom

Ruled by Joel, this kingdom has a heavy concentration of magic affecting fate and stories. A group of seers called the Watchers were the ones who made the hero's prophecy, forseeing Skizz would be needed- and so Joel summoned him to this world. Naturally, they've been on his side the whole time.

Ice Kingdom

A harsh and frosty place ruled by Queen Stress- and one of the first places hit by the great evil, slowly draining the magic and life of the citizens. Thankfully Iskall, the queen's bodyguard, seems to have some sort of protective aura, keeping the palace and those nearby safe. The native iskallium crystals, capable of pulling energy from the environment and turning it into pure magic stored within, might be one reason this kingdom was targeted so quickly. They also cause the eternal winter of the kingdom, drawing in heat. Ice Kingdom artificers are known for the incredible magitech iskallium can be used in.

Undead Republic

Formerly a kingdom ruled by Ren, after the crown passed on to Cleo she declared the place a republic. The votes that followed landed her in charge anyways, with Ren as second in command. All sorts of undead live here, including the half-ghost Joe and the drowned Gem. The kingdom is currently dealing with an infestation of strange blue lichen underground. It's sensitive to sound and seems to be able to infect people into monstrous and deadly creatures.

Evil Empire

Lead by Evil X, this is the big bad of our story. The citizens here are mainly demons, using magic drawn from risk, danger and gambles, often used to form contracts. EX himself has found a way to drain magic from the world into himself, stealing it from the environment and the people. He uses this to gain power, create loyal constructs that take the shape of other people throughout the world, and also to power a really good hot tub. Unfortunately for him, dissent grows in his citizens, and at least one- Impulse- betrayed EX's side completely.

Jungle Guardians

Deep in a sprawling, deadly jungle, four hermits make their homes. Acting as guardians, they help adventurers safely pass through. Their forms are created from the environment around them, with Bdubs being all plant, and Etho having a metallic shell around his leafy center. Doc likes to change things up, constantly adding and replacing new parts. Beef is as of yet undetermined.

Pirates

There exists a kingdom that is not quite a kingdom, oceans ruled by whichever captain, warlord, or general scoundrel happens to be most listened to at the moment. False used to be one of them, leading a crew of harpies. She still visits from time to time. Wels used to be part of her crew as well. Xisuma also joined a crew of pirates once, thinking the flag meant they had bones to spare. He was wrong, but they let him tag along anyways.

HERMITS

(alphabetical order)

Bdubs

Species: Jungle Construct

Bdubs is made entirely of leaves, moss, and vines. He is NOT small, thank you very much, he is above average for his species. Along with the rest of the NHO, he protects the jungle he calls home. Has powerful plant magic. If provoked too far, may unleash a terrifyingly powerful aura.

Beef

Species: Undetermined

Protects the jungle with the rest of the NHO. Seems to be a perfectly normal, if slightly creepy, farmer.

Cleo

Species: Zombie, previously Fae

Prime Minister of the Undead Republic. Cleo leads her people well, and is currently fighting against the sculk infesting the tunnels. Has an army of constructs and puppets, but is willing to hire adventurers to help out. Friends with Joe and Ren.

Cub

Species: Fae (Sculk?)

After a deal with the Vex leaving him slightly possessed, Cub runs a traveling shop full of magical wares with Scar and False. Unknown to them, he had an interest in the other, nonmagical world. One thing lead to another, and he managed to build a functional portal, only to find that the sculk living in the cracks between dimensions followed him back. It's starting to take over him, slowly but surely.

Doc

Species: Undetermined/Varies, presumably Jungle Construct

Protects the jungle with the rest of the NHO. Constantly changing his form, adding new traits and replacing old ones. Also has the ability to grow to kaiju size. Made a portal to the human world with Etho, just to see if they could.

Etho

Species: Jungle Construct

Despite being of a normally short species, Etho is seven feet tall. This may be due to the fact he has formed a metallic shell around his plantlike inner body. Not quite in control of his aura, which is constantly projecting a slight threatening feel. Made a portal to the human world with Doc just to see if they could.

Evil X

Species: Nothingness

The ultimate villain of the story. EX has been draining the magic of the world, trying to maintain his form with stolen power, as well as just for fun and to make himself stronger. Maybe take over the world while he's at it. Rules his own kingdom, and created the Hels Hermits with stolen magic. He's created a fake prophecy to justify his rise to greatness. A tiny bit of magic is used to power his hot tub, which is filled with water from a magic spring and actually helps all the stolen magic cohere. Since the magic he's stealing is helping form his body, EX's appearance is constantly shifting based on where he most recently took from.

False

Species: Harpy

Used to lead a crew of pirates, but after a deal with the Vex she had to leave. Now travels with Cub and Scar, although she does meet up with her old crew sometimes. Recently, shes taken to hunting down Skizz, due to the bounty put on his head... if only her companions were more helpful.

Gem

Species: Drowned, previously Human

Skizz isn't the only hero of prophecy this world has seen. Gem was summoned for the same reason, not too long ago. She used to have angelic, feathered wings, and wield powerful light magic. Unfortunately... she failed.

She was struck down, and the ocean saved her, by changing her into a Drowned. Undead, adapted to life underwater, and with the wings she used to have only broken scraps on her back. Now, her light magic burns her. She can't use it. But she was still working on saving the world! It's moved on. It's replaced her. So she sets a bounty out on Skizz, to teach him what happens if he fails too.

Grian

Species: ????? Entity???

Grian is... strange. He appears different to everyone, seeming like one species or another, with the only constant being that he is known to be powerful. In truth, he's simply not able to be understood- a being sewn into the very fabric of the world, deeper than anyone else, perhaps made entirely of pure magic. He used to be a member of the Watchers, getting thrown out of the group because blowing things up is "distracting" and "makes it hard to see the future". He still knows a few tricks though, such as being able to recognize if you've been a subject of prophecy. He also likes fishing.

Hypno

Species: Human

Changelings are a rare thing in this world, a few sneaky fae slipping between dimensions to swap out their children. Hypno is one of those humans who got taken. His fae "family" had plans, ones that relied upon the human ability to adapt to magic so easily. They kept him away from any strong sources of magic... until it was time. That night, when the plan was pulled off and Hypno felt the magic moving inside him and trying to twist him and feeling so very wrong wrong wrong, was the night he ran away. He never wanted this. Was he just some kind of tool or exotic pet to them? He just wanted to stay human.

The deal EX offered him was almost too good to be true. A simple watch, capable of absorbing the magic that would otherwise be mutating him. He could feel at home in his own skin. And the payment? Just the magic the watch stole. Basically free! So what if it worked a little too well, slowly draining the magic around him if he stayed in one place too long? He can keep moving. It's fine. It's better than not working well enough. He needs to stay himself.

Impulse

Species: Demon

A former citizen of the Evil Empire. Having grown up under EX's rule, living and working there his entire life, he had doubts but didn't think he could make a difference. Maybe the prophecy could save them if he held on long enough.

He saw Gem try, and fail, and lost hope entirely. So he kept his head down, worked hard, got promotions, did what he needed to survive. If the chosen one couldn't win, what chance did he have?

Until he heard the rumors of a new hero, of them gathering an army and growing stronger. He left, joined up with Skizz, and has become a great ally and friend. Shame that his old coworkers think he's a spy for them now. Hopefully his new friends don't believe it.

Iskall

Species: Undetermined

A citizen of the Ice Kingdom, and Stress's bodyguard. His original name was lost in a bet a while back, but Stress only uses it for silly pranks, and he likes Iskall better anyways. Has a strange aura full of magic and life, working as an energy source, and protecting the area around him from the draining darkness.

Jevin

Species: Slime

He is a slime guy who does slime magic. Likes hanging out with Hypno, and doesn't understand why the guy doesn't want to be magic. It's fun. In fact, Jevin is made almost entirely of magic, which.... may be a bad thing if he's going to spend so much time around Hypno.

Joe Hills

Species: Half-Ghost, previously Human

He may be a citizen of the Undead Republic now, but Joe will always introduce himself as being from Nashville, Tennessee. He did use to live there! Ended up in Hermiton after Doc and Etho made a portal and found him. Thinking it was a scam, really he should have just left, but he was curious.

Joel

Species: Minor God

He wasn't always godly. Due to the kingdom he rules being so full of lore magic, the belief and opinions of his people had a strong effect on him. Originally an ogre, he's gone through quite. a few transformations, and finally settled on aacending to godhood. As a god, he can look however he wants, although a ogre-like form is still most comfortable. A really tall and handsome ogre, though.

Keralis

Species: Unicorn

He's a unicorn. And a menace. He's got an ego, only uses his magic when he wants to, and claims he can see the value of souls. Keeps calling XB the princess of the lake.

Mumbo

Species: Weakened God

Mumbo used to be the god of the night and all its creatures, until Grian accidentally stole half his power. That power was, again accidentally, used to create the species of vampires, which Mumbo now greatly resembles, right down to his ability to turn into a bat. Grian still feels bad about it. As for Mumbo himself, he turns up to help the heroes now and again, and may or may not follow them around in bat form.

Pearl

Species: Fae (Mothlike)

Pearl was once the queen of her own kingdom. It was a wonderful place, known for nature magic helping them grow anything. When a talking dog came asking to be her advisor, she made the decision to accept its offer. From its advice, her decisions got more and more cruel, her powers stronger, and the hound grew into a beast. The queen corrupted, and so did the magic.

But one day, it all got too much. Pearl realized what she had done, slew the beast, and exiled herself. Her powers faded, she keeps her head down. Now she just tries to live her life and have fun, doing her job delivering mail.

Ren

Species: Werewolf, previously Fae

Him and Cleo were friends since childhood. Even when she got zombified and he got bitten by a werewolf, they never gave up on each other, and even bonded over it. They formed their kingdom together, and these days Ren is second in command of the Undead Republic. They're still very close.

Scar

Species: Fae

A wizard who made a deal with the Vex, and now travels around selling enchanted wares with Cub and False. Jellie is his familiar. Took Skizz's name at one point, but gave it back after Skizz found Jellie, who had been missing. He also keeps letting Skizz go whenever False captures him, for various reasons each sillier than the last.

Skizz

Species: who knows at this point, previously Human

Main character. Was summoned from Earth to defeat a great evil and save the world. Joel didn't quite explain how, so he's just doing his best. Currently, he's going around to different kingdoms, trying to get them on his side.

When he was summoned, he was still wearing his suit he had put on for work. It didn't take long to annoy a wizard, who cursed him so that he can't wear sleeves. The sleeves of his suit then proceeded to explode. Thankfully, the rest of the suit picked up durability magic somewhere.

A more important magical item is his necklace. It was made as a sort of battery for mages, charging up and storing ambient magic. When full, it bleeds off excess energy by sending it into the wearer, which normally results in boosted magic. Unfortunately, it is currently on a human, who has no magic of his own.

The result of this has changed Skizz, attuning him to the world's magic, and causing dragonfly wings to sprout from his back. He can feel the faint electric-current buzz of magic in his chest and at his fingertips. He's become able to learn and use the magic known by his friends, channeling their power through him.

Skizz's life on Earth was not a good one. It was boring, monotonous, and stressful. Wake up, work, go home, sleep. Is there any wonder he prefers this fantastical world over it? When everything is over, he chooses to make his home in Hermiton, with his new friends.

Stress

Species: Fae

Queen of the Ice Kingdom. Has Iskall's name, but only uses it to be silly.

Tango

Species: Undetermined, presumably Fire Something

Tango has strong fire magic, but it's hard to control- it's tied to his emotions, flaring up with anger or fear. He has to keep calm to properly control it. A side effect of this magic is that he has a prehensile tail made of fire. It also reacts to emotions, but in a much more harmless way, perking up when he's curious and wagging when happy. He doesn't use his fire much, preferring to rely on a deck of magical cards, each with a different effect.

TFC

Species: Unknown

TFC likes to mine. He spends his time in tunnels underground, mining in many different caverns. Nobody is quite sure what species he is. Dwarf, goblin, fae, and construct have all been theories, but none turned out to be right. The one time Skizz encountered him, he simply gave him the gem he'd been looking for. After all, why not help out? He doesn't have the energy for nonsense anyways.

Wels

Species: Selkie

A former member of False's pirate crew. Wels is proficient in bard magic, weaving power into voice and song, and he's also good with a sword. Most of the time, he wears his sealskin as a cape, appearing human. He has a second set of armour that fits his seal form so he can kick ass underwater.

XB

Species: Water Spirit

Lives in a lake fed by a magical spring. This is, in fact, the place EX got his hot tub water from. XB is not happy about this. Leave his lake alone!

Xisuma

Species: Nothingness (+Bones)

A puddle of nothingness that learned to sustain himself and build a solid body from bones! He finds them delicious. At one point, he joined a pirate crew because he thought the skull and crossbones flag meant they had bones to eat. They didn't, but they were nice and let him stay. Over time, he found a way to grow his own bones, poking out of the nothingness that is him. It doesn't even hurt to pull them out.

Zedaph

Species: Undetermined

Originally, Zed was just a normal alchemist, with a little reality distortion magic. Somehow, he happened upon the secret to immortality. There was not supposed to be a secret to immortality. Death didn't make it possible. When Zed did it, Death Himself showed up, extremely confused. He took Zed on as an apprentice to try and figure out how that even happened, and hasn't succeeded yet.

As Death's apprentice, Zed has the ability to bring people back to life- not even undeath, just straight up life. He has a rather terrifying reputation, but he's friendly, if a lot weird, and prone to making those he revives do silly and almost impossible tasks for him. For fun, of course. Revived Tango at one point, and accepted a card full of luck magic as payment.

Hels Hermits

Species: Various, may or may not be the same as their original due to the different types of magic used in their creation

These are constructs, people formed and brought to life from the magic EX stole. They work as his underlings, endlessly loyal and just as evil as he is. Notable members include Helsknight, EX's personal guard, Badtimes, a diplomat, and True, a spymaster.

PLOT IDEAS

- Skizz, after being summoned, ventures around the land collecting allies and getting the help of various kingdoms

- At some point, ZITS raid EX's palace, presumably to try and defeat him

- During the final battle, Skizz manages to channel the light magic Gem still holds deep inside

- After his journey is complete, Skizz is sent back to earth... only to find he no longer feels like he belongs there. Using the last bit of magic stored in his necklace, he contacts the Hermits, and asks to be summoned back home.

- In exchange, Hypno is sent to live on earth, after a bit of preparation from the former humans. He no longer has to worry about magic changing him, and now he can make new friends, without having to keep distant to avoid draining them.