#Ly!!

[alex-a-fans]

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

I'm in nasty mood >:)

Doc Brown. Easiest question.

Hes a dilf.

Hes a gilf if you willing to go that way.

If Clara don't want him I will.

Thank you for the ask! :DD (I am still thinking of that one hc. It's so hard to choose)

[littlx-songbxrd]

Specifically the scene that is off to me is this one

Kit seems to be trying to use magic here, and this happened right before he knows anything about the first heir. It's sketchy and weird and strikes me the wrong way

Then there's also this

Now this could just be that the word mundane(which does mean boring) was just kinda an insult to him. Or accompanied with the last scene, Kit knew who he was the whole time

When I reread qoaad I found this scene, and in this scene we find out that rook also has shadowhunter blood. And in los Kit tells the readers that his dad "sometimes" would say his mom was a show girl who abandoned him. But then Kit also mentions that he remembers his mom singing to him, which contradicts the abandonment as a baby, unless Kit has some form of a photographic memory which also doesn't make sense cause he supposedly doesn't remember what his mom looks like

And lastly this. Kit was between the ages of 7 and 10 when the dark war happened, at least half a decade before he set foot into an institute. How did he know what the halls looked like? Was this truly a nightmare of the dark war or a vision of Arthur's death, or possibly even something that will happen in twp? Either way Kit has to know that's not normal, he had to have known he didn't just have the sight like he said

He's hiding something I can feel it

*not to mention the fact that he can use James' gun and god knows what he said to Mother whoever in sobh on the river(when Mina was kidnapped)

I feel like I've just had a wall shattered and im seeing everything with new light and HOLY SHIT THINKS AINT ADDITING UP WHAT IF-

I never thought about the showgirl in vegas thing conflicting with kits other memories of his mom. Because I remember the showgirl thing so clearly but you ARE right that doesnt add up

I would, very much enjoy twp having a plotwist involving kit as an unreliable narrator

[alastaircarstairsdefenselawyer]

This post is brought to you by the Sky Airlines phone line that has had me on hold for over an hour (though to be fair, that's just what happens when over a day of flights are cancelled):

Alastair was sweating. It took him hours to fall asleep to be woken by nightmares. In the darkness, he could see them: the people he’d abandoned. Charles. Coward, he said. He was angry. His father. A ghost, abandoned by his son at the moment he needed him most. Thomas. He was silent, but there was sadness in his eyes. The latest letter was on Alastair’s desk. His letters weren’t like Charles’, frequent and demanding. They were gentle, raw, honest. But Thomas would grow tired of him. So Alastair wrote. Dear Thomas, It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.

the last time & better man | begin again

send me a TS song and I'll write a drabble!

[vminizzle]

HOI

I LOVE U SOOOO MUCH OMGOMGOMG

I LOVE UR WORK AND UR CONTENT

I AM LITTERALLY FREAKING OUT BC U LIKED MA POST THEMKU <3333333

OI OI !!

SO MUCH LOVE FOR WHAT?? I’M FCKIN HAPPY ! THANK YOU FOR LOVING MY CONTENT!!

SO YOU THINK YOU’RE HAVING DAZAI IN YOUR PFP AND I WON’T LOVE YOU BACK?? JSHDKSS

PLEASE YOUR POST WAS SCREAMING THINGS I LOVE!??

[calumthoodshands]

i like you SO much

is this about the peas post

[inbabylontheywept]

my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

she then told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and go to heaven, and be able to talk to the worms face to face. that i'd be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident, driven only by excessive Love, and that she was positive they would forgive me because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[assiraphales]

ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

[littlx-songbxrd]

The amount of depth I have done for research on Kit and the lost herondales is a lil insane

I basically turned into that meme with the detective guy and the conspiracy board

Something's off with the story Kit told everyone in tda, and something's off with the story Cat told everyone. I will die on this hill

I desperatly need a re-read because i barely remember anything canon but willing to die on the hill with you i'll bring snacks

[etherealspacejelly]

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

[desert-rat]

basement remodeling is going well

[mejkosmos]

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

[whenanafallsinlove]

Oh would you look at that, there goes my heart (platonically :>)

BUT YOU SO PRWTTY WTF WTF?!??!

AAHH YOU’RE SO NICE THANK YOU THANK YOU 🥹💕

[pangur-and-grim]

it's so nice to see Pangur getting over her fear and returning to normal. after months of nothing bad happening, she's finally had the brilliant thought of "huh.....perhaps nothing bad will happen???"

yes, pangur, you are living a life of decadence like none other. nothing bad will happen to you.

[pjoseries]

actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .