#MEN TAKE NOTE

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Another Good transition shot. Not the best but still pretty good.

Love how he's like "pft I'm bored let's go home" as if it's not a big deal to be letting Robin Hood go.

SHE'S HUGGING HIM!!!!

LOOK AT THE SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE!

AND HIS CUTE LIL SMILE WHEN SHE WALKS AWAY!!!

😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭

God.poor rumple here. His sadness leaking through is killing me.

She's literally like "you're too nice for me."

Babes.

Cmon.

THERE'S STILL A POINT!

SHUT UP!!!

BUT THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES IN THE CARTOON!!!!!!

And not to judge rumple, but just this lil shot... lot of empty shelves.

Looks like I have more books than you here.

HER SMILE AS SHE GRABS HIS LIL POINTY FINGER!!!!

HE DID SOMETHING NICE FOR HEEEEER😭😭🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

Here comes Mr. Gold beating ass with his cane of doom.

And here comes Belle Lacey being glad he's beating ass.

Lacey has some real openness about her liking bad boys.

🎶Cuz i may be bad but im perfectly good at it sex in the air i dont care i love the smell of it sticks and stones may break my bones

BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEE🎶

BUT NEAL CARRYING HENRY 😭😭😭

OH SHIT THEY HAVE HOOK NOW WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DOOOO???!?!!!

[mama-mia-bia]

[tiredbitchposts]

Ok, but Shen Jiu being Shen Yuan's father is so funny in a very tragic way. Shen Jiu is a ball of traumas and all types of issues and i truly believe there's not a single one that man doesn't have, so, you give him a baby!Shen Yuan, a little ball of life that depends on him for survival, cannot walk away from him and is culturally wired to pretty much love him and if not, to at the least respect him above all else, you cannot tell me that this man would be normal about him. Also, imagine Shen Jiu, who'd be the type of parent to project traumas the way only a mother could, having a child that looks like him but with a "sweeter" personality (which, by the way, is bullshit, they just have never seen that boy rip into a book he disliked but wouldn't stop reading) that has the effect on men Shen Yuan has, he'd lock that boy up in a tower to "cultivate" and consequently create a rumor about the Qing Jing's beauty who was so bewitching their peak lord father locked them in a tower because that's just his luck. Loving Shen Yuan wouldn't fix him, but it'd create a whole new set of issues that'd cancel out the other ones

[awesomepartydude]

jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/

[yrsonpurpose]

alex claremont-diaz + bi update x

[maxbegone]

TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ FOR MEN'S HEALTH (x)

[abstractfrog]

THE GLORIA SCOTT - part 2, and a follow up to my comic for the first half of this scene! thanks sm to @crashingmeteorz for allowing me to source validation for my whimsical cosmic approach to this moment <3

[scruffylookingpiratecaptain]

2022 really do be the year of pretty Hispanic men in everything and I’m living for it

[heronpoxed]

Say what you wanna say about Kelsier but that man knew how to love and he loved with a raw fucking passion.

For years he was led to believe that Mare had mercilessly betrayed him before she died and yet he still insanely loved and missed her — something that he stated as a simple fact and not as a guilty confession.

Kelsier and Mare had 0 page-time together, but they still managed to snatch my fucking heart and push my expectations through the roof precisely because of how Kelsier talked about her! Is there anyone who does it like him? Hell nah!

[claudiaeparvier]

“Ancient sands, heed my command and reclaim these relics of hatred!”

[gunsatthaphan]

#that's how it's done 👏🏻

[sturnioloho]

men what’s stopping u from being chris sturniolo

[etirabys]

I don't have a near-age sibling but some social feedback seems ideally delivered via indelicate roasting by a near-age sibling when you are in your teens. It feels easier to take "you don't shower and that's why no one likes you" from a sibling than parent or friend. Easier to deliver as a sibling, too

your parent gently saying "you should shower more" – ignore it. what do they know about the realities of your existence...

your friend says it (also nicely) – mortifying and weird, much likelier you'll take it to heart but you'll visibly feel terrible about it for a long time, which they didn't want, and now they're even more reluctant to say things to you (or anyone really)

it doesn't get fixed so your future first partner has to say it – god. might as well die

your annoying sibling – "fuck off" + slink off to shower a few hours later

[feroluce]

Sampo's jobs usually involve either business or smuggling, but he prides himself on his wide variety of skill sets. He's the one and only Sampo Koski, after all! You name it (and pay him for it), he can do it! Which is how he gets drafted by Natasha to help out in the daycare/orphanage one day. Gepard goes down to the Underground to see the leader of Wildfire about some official business, and instead he runs into Sampo with:

One baby strapped to his chest,

Another baby strapped to his back,

A toddler carefully balanced on his hip,

And a little kid clutched around each leg, whining for Sampo to start walking again because they wanna hitch a ride.

Sampo: Well, well! If it isn't our- Er... You alright, friend?

Gepard: OTL (I AM GOING TO DEFY BIOLOGY-)

[linseymorris]

CALEB MCLAUGHLIN as ZEKE in THE BOOK OF CLARENCE (2024) dir. The Bullits

[fangirlingsohardithurts]

An interview between Matt and Neil

Matt: Is that a fact?

Neil: I believe so-

Matt: -I’ve never taken a drug test

Neil: Yes you have

Matt: ???? No I haven’t, how you gonna tell me where I’ve peed?

Neil: *CONFUTION*

Matt: How you gonna tell me where my urine’s been?

Neil: Where were you when we were drug tested for college Exy?

Matt: They didn’t ever drug test me,

Neil: *Wow*

Matt: They never did, they drug tested you because they knew you’d always pass them. NEIL, there not gonna do our users on the team. I didn’t even use back then, but they were like he’s black!

Reference for the interview.