#MUNCH MAN

[ebodebo]

i know that’s right🗣️🗣️

[scoobysnakz]

thinking about munch miguel who doesn’t let you go until he’s finished.

he holds you down with one hand on your waist, thumb idly circling your clit and the other is groping your tits. it doesn’t matter how many times your protest and tell him it’s embarrassing or try and push him away he’s always coming back for more.

this man treats your cunt like the holy grail, not letting an ounce of your juices go untasted as he laps at your puffy folds. the sound of your sweet whines and needy moans is all he needs, fuck, one of his favourite things to do is make you a babbling mess of pleasure.

the only thing he loves more than making you cum on his tongue is praising you for it.

“muy bien, cariño, gonna cum for me again? Sé que puedes.” is one of his favourites, hearing you whimper so perfectly for him as he keeps teasing your leaky hole with tongue.

it drives him insane when you tell him it’s enough, that you physically can’t take anymore, only for your hips to buck up against his face when he pulls away.

he can keep you there for hours at a time, just making you cum over and over again, not caring that you’re going to be late for work or that dinner is burning. once he starts he can’t be stopped, not that you’re complaining

[pyr0frnzy]

uhhhh part 2 to this i guess

[sandushengshou]

Interview with the Vampire | 1x02 “...After the Phantoms of Your Former Self”

[bluegiragi]

sloppy eater

nsfw on patreon

[marquis-charbon]

Why does Gale have to kneel down so that he could connect his memories to yours. He could have just put your hand on his chest and just show you, but this man had to kneel down.

Like sir? SIR? My answer is always yes unless you're gonna ask me something else.

[peaceinthestorm]

Edvard Munch (1863-1944, Norwegian) ~ On the Waves of Love, 1896

[Source: museum-dereede.com / gwpa.no]

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: a dangerous snack

[ovaryacted]

One of my favorite headcanons of Leon is that he’s an absolute munch, in every version of him. I don’t give a shit if you think otherwise, he likes using his mouth and likes getting his pretty face fucked. Just turns his brain off and dives head first into some pussy and gets to work.

He has a shitty day? Eats pussy. A great day? Eats pussy. Hell if he’s bored or has free time he’ll do it. Name the time and place and that man will happily get on his bad knees and goes to town. He worships pussy, makes love to pussy in any way that’s needed or wanted. Thats just who he is. Mr. Kennedy the munch.

If he’s really into it, especially if he has his stubble, he’ll eat it so much the coarse hairs on his chin will begin to lighten in color. So he just has some hairs that are lighter than others, but that’s the sexiest thing ever. The best part? He smiles to himself whenever you rub his chin, like a silent reminder of what he does to you.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[exy-shmexy]

Aaron being completely stuck on a complex math problem and being this close to tearing his hair out, cue Neil coming back from his evening practice with Kevin. He kicked Kevin’s ass so he’s feeling cocky enough to lean above Aaron to analyze it.

The equation is solved in less than 2 minutes.

[gunthermunch]

[Transcript under the cut]

Ian: Lucas! Lucas: hi! i brought something! Ian: GASP a man?? Lucas: vegetables Ian: ah… well come on in you Ian: we just had lunch, i saved you some. you're welcome Lucas: aw thanks Ian!! Lucas: Mr McMillan Derek: mhhm. Derek: Strawberry Strawberry barks Derek: did he pressure you into bringing in a boyfriend again? Lucas: well- Ian: Jesus derek learn how to take a joke! we're just being silly! damn. Ian:christ! well, i'm gonna microwave your food Derek: so, how's she? Lucas: well she can walk around without whinning now Derek: I see Derek: and what about you? Lucas: me…? I'm fine. We're both fine, see? Derek: any news on your friends? Lucas: i…talk to Elsa and Pierce almost every day, he's planning to visit soon actually. and Max- well i haven't talked to him in months. I mean-- properly talked to him. Derek: hm? i'm afraid you couldn't bare a week without him Lucas: i know, but our conversations became… slow? over the time. I don't know, must have something to do with distance. Derek: hm. Lucas: but yeah, i'm fine. i think i just learned to be like this Derek nods

Lucas: who's that? Ian: Derek love! could you get the door please? Derek: yes, grunts as he stands up yes dear. ?: Good evening Mr. McMillan! Derek: you're soaking wet Maira: yeah! water's getting everywhere- BUT your groceries. Derek: [chuckles] ah, Maira. Lucas: was that the delivery girl? Derek: mhm. Derek: she's about your age. you should try and talk to her some time Lucas: u-uhhhhh-uhm. Lucas: i'm not good at- with people Derek: me neither, that's why i married Ian. Lucas: what do you mean Derek: dreamy sigh he does the work for me… Ian: Lucas! get over here and EAT Lucas: going!!!

Lucas: thanks for everything guys, i'll see you tomorrow! Ian: take care peep!

Lucas: …okay… [voice message starts recording] Lucas: heyy! it's me, Lucas!- no [voice message starts recording again] Lucas: hey, just wanted to check on you. you know you can talk to me, right? about anything. we are friends, i'm still your best friend. Lucas: …yeah, just hit me up if you need anything… Max.

[drmikhailov]

Jumping on that hype train @the-raven-lady I'm here for the cannibalism and I ain't going nowhere 👁️👁️

[veroinfaciem]

Happy Birthday Corazón!

Happy Birthday to our local bean *birthday trumpet toot* 🎉🎉

[jasonisaacs]

Jason Isaacs photographed by Jack Alexander (2023)

[emily-strange]

I really wish there were more John Munch stories 🥺

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

Agust D ‘Amygdala’ MV & Jacket Shoot Sketch